Escort Reports

**Absence** · 03-29-23 11:05

She's just got a little balloon knot. Nothing to be afraid of.

Originally Posted by UncleSammy96 [View Original Post]

I did not attempt Dato as her ass had something on it that resembled Lemmy's face. (If that lost you, google "Lemmy, Motorhead" and take a look at the pics that pop up). You can actually see it in one of the ad pics. Be safe out there, fellas!

https://escortbabylon.net/review_list/5714097543

**RickNva** · 03-29-23 07:46

Originally Posted by Sairento [View Original Post]

I don't know what they are teaching in Sex Ed these days, but peeing will not save you from absolutely anything. It's a good way to delude yourself though.

https://www.theregister.com/2007/01/...urinating_sex/

We've all probably done crazy stuff after our smaller head told us it's safe to do "her" bareback.

About 15 years ago, shortly after a divorce and the little head was in charge, I got lucky with a woman I met on Craigslist. Afterwards, when the bigger head took over, not only did I urinate, I washed Jr off with one of those handi-wipes with bleach. Burned like fire! Didn't catch anything (and probably the girl was clean and wouldn't have anyway), but to this day the burn serves as a reminder to cover up or don't penetrate.

Stay safe.

**HotNuts** · 03-28-23 20:31

Originally Posted by DmvTrickGawd [View Original Post]

Yeah that elevator in particular has problems when you try to go to floor six or seven. I wouldn't say anything is "sketch" it's just a raggedy elevator. You should've went to the comfort next door and tried to get some action there.

Always stay safe.

If possible, in places with elevators, I go for the stairs.

-Some providers give you the address but make you wait for the room number. I take this time to walk inside and look around to see if anything is out of place.

-Most elevators are in the middle of high traffic areas. Usually fewer people in the stairwell; but if it's not the case, perhaps somethings up.

-You can get a layout of the building and figure out the quickest way to leave if something pops up, since most stairwells are near exits.

Nothing groundbreaking, but at the least you won't get stuck inside the elevator, at the best you get some more info on the surroundings and aren't just waiting suspiciously in your car.

**DatDude1206** · 03-28-23 20:10

Hey fellas just had a great visit with this MILF Kim. Clean room and made me feel at ease. Very down to earth provider. Started with an enthusiastic bbj then put the cover on and went to pound town. She let her hair down as I was hitting it from the back so I grabbed a hold of it and kept stroking until I exploded in the bag. Got cleaned up and exchanged a few pleasantries and was on my way. Not sure but she might only be here for the night.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/north...f/727091217975

**Member #6353** · 03-28-23 19:51

Originally Posted by ShootAndRoll [View Original Post]

Are you letting us know that you don't urinate after sex? I wonder what the well respected Cleveland clinic would have to say about urination after sex. Protecting yourself is always the best option.

https://health.clevelandclinic.org/peeing-after-sex/

As stated in that Mayo Clinic article, peeing after sex can help with UTIs, not STIs or STDs. If you are fucking prostitutes, who are fucking upwards of 10-20 guys raw per day, then an STI is the least of your worries.

**SuperJimmy** · 03-28-23 19:13

Is it really that bad in NVA?

Happy Hunting & Sessions!

SJ.

Originally Posted by FairFight [View Original Post]

Any girl you'd actually want to sleep with is charging 500+ so good luck.

**SuperJimmy** · 03-28-23 19:10

Research and then follow-up is the key to a happy monger career.

Lazy mongers do not have as much fun as mongers who are aggressive.

How about you comb through this escort thread and look for positive reviews. There are enough in here to get most guys going.

Do you like the pics? Does she look like the pics she uses? Does she do what you like done? Can you afford to go see her with her rates?

You can DM me for other places that have reviews.

Questions you need to answer:

1: How much are willing to spend on an encounter? What does your monthly budget look like? How many encounters can you afford a month? The more money you have the better!

2: Must you have GFE stuff in order to have a good time? (If so, look for positive reviews that say the escort does this or that GFE activity and be prepared to pay for GFE stuff).

If not, your encounters should be cheaper than if you need GFE. Can you get by without GFE stuff? Some guys can do both and have a great time. Either or.

3: How much time do you need?

I suggest your first few encounters be at least 30 minutes b / c that should give you plenty of time to determine how much time you actually need and / or want. Maybe you only need 15-20 minutes to have your fun and they are cheaper than 30-minute encounters.

For example: I actually think I can get by without any rushing with 20-minute sessions, but I love to take my sweet time the entire session, so I do HH sessions.

For NON-GFE encounters, the normal escort visit flow of events is:

A: You get a boner. And / or escort helps you get a boner. (Grouping, Cuddling, Lap Dance etc.).

B: Escort gives you some head. Covered. Get the head for as long as you like but remember, more head = less pussy. But for all I know you may like head better than pussy.

C: Escort assumes a starting position and you Enter The Dragon. Covered. (Of course, you can perform more than one position).

D: Get your strokes in!

E: You bust a nutt.

F: You get dressed and leave. Depending on how much time you bought, you may have time to bask in the afterglow for a few minutes before you have to get dressed and leave.

Quick Tips:

1: Relax, they are there for you and to help you and not the other way around. You do not have to perform for them at all. Be confident and treat them all as if you already know them but be a gentleman.

2: Do not pay in advance and pay cash only. They will want to get paid after you get alone with them. Before the fun begins.

3: My advice is to slowly but surely build you a squad of regulars that will answer the bell for you, the way you like it answered. Every time. Of course, that will take some time, but it will be well worth it to have an automatic great time every time you venture out. Don't stop building until you have at least 4 escorts you can count on but the more the merrier.

4: Don't get rushed!

Make sure the escort understands how much time you bought. If it's an HH or more, simply say we have _ minutes right? So, we can take our time. Right? This sends a clear message that you will be taking your time in your session, and you are not to be rushed. And this normally prevents any escort from even trying to rush you.

5: Get a secret monger phone. If you're going to be serious about this and have a SO.

6: Have fun! That's why you're doing this right?

Happy Hunting & Sessions!

SJ.

Originally Posted by FirstEver [View Original Post]

Found this form a few weeks ago but haven't interacted much here. 21 why / o in pursuit of loosing my V-card any good recommendations?

**UVAHooCru99** · 03-28-23 13:55

Originally Posted by FairFight [View Original Post]

Any girl you'd actually want to sleep with is charging 500+ so good luck.

I'm actually in girlfriend / fab mode anymore. Still dabbling in and the hobby here and there but in my decades in the hobby definitely a low point. But as with any business it goes up in down. The peak was the pill trend 10 years ago then it's slowly tapered off as the authorities cracked down on everything. But when chumps will pay a crackwhore 3 bills because she has a phone to post and ad things get this way. Biggest negative impact I've seen is Seeking Arrangements. Dopetrash have sugar daddies now and are 3 hr. As long as guys pay this is the way markets work and if some of y'all want to keep paying, posting and almost bragging about 2 - 3 for QV and HH that's your business but that's what ebbs the game for common man. As stated any girl with all her teen now are 5+ hr robots. I'll take care of myself before that no self esteem issues here LOL.

**FairFight** · 03-28-23 13:34

Any girl you'd actually want to sleep with is charging 500+ so good luck.

Originally Posted by FirstEver [View Original Post]

Found this form a few weeks ago but haven't interacted much here. 21 why / o in pursuit of loosing my V-card any good recommendations?

**ShootAndRoll** · 03-28-23 13:15

Originally Posted by Sairento [View Original Post]

I don't know what they are teaching in Sex Ed these days, but peeing will not save you from absolutely anything. It's a good way to delude yourself though.

https://www.theregister.com/2007/01/...urinating_sex/

Are you letting us know that you don't urinate after sex? I wonder what the well respected Cleveland clinic would have to say about urination after sex. Protecting yourself is always the best option.

https://health.clevelandclinic.org/peeing-after-sex/

**SayMoney** · 03-28-23 12:32

Anyone try Katy yet? I was thinking of seeing her if she was providing a GFE service.

**Member #6353** · 03-28-23 10:41

Originally Posted by Telcova [View Original Post]

I always try and pee after a BBFS session.

With Tina I've been avoiding dfk after some reported strep (or something of the like) on here.

She always gets an A for effort.

I don't know what they are teaching in Sex Ed these days, but peeing will not save you from absolutely anything. It's a good way to delude yourself though.

https://www.theregister.com/2007/01/...urinating_sex/

**DmvTrickGawd** · 03-28-23 10:11

Originally Posted by PlanTwoStan [View Original Post]

I'll call this funny (I think). I was driving back from points south. I didn't have really the cash on hand for a visit, but I was heading by Springfield exits, and I was like, why not stop in at our favorite hotel and just see if anything is about. I've run into escorts on the elevators who have grabbed my member, and others in various spots. Each of these times I'd just come from a visit, so I was non-useful. I thought maybe if I ran into anything it would make me want to run across to the mall and find an ATM, or at least I could get some good digits. And anyway, when I don't have an arranged appointment, I figure I'm very legit to just be there (could be visiting anyone).

So, I get on elevator, another guy gets on. He gets off on 2. I pressed 7, was going to hit the floors and then bolt. When it approaches 7, it just stops. I mean, it seemed it was right outside 7, but nothing. I'm maybe a tiny bit claustrophobic. I stand there (for a couple minutes). Pressed all the buttons. Take off my jacket. I mean, I'm thinking, man, I'm here without appointment, but if I have to get rescued by fire department, WTF is the story for why I'm in this (ahem) fine establishment; and, I'm expected at home sometime. So, I of course, after waiting to see if it just starts (which it does not), pick up the "Emergency Phone". I press the button, and I didn't realize this, it rings the front desk. A nice girl answers, and I say, umm, I'm stuck in Elevator 1. She says, oh, sorry, let me send someone to check on it. About 2 or 3 more minutes go by, I hear something (like a thunk). Then the elevator moves and fully alights on 7 and the doors open. Phew.

Well, many frequent visitors to that place, at least be aware. Elevators are sort of sketch! I promptly scooted on out. I wish the little tale ended with a latina dropping from the ceiling of the elevator and. Oh, never mind! Stay safe!

Yeah that elevator in particular has problems when you try to go to floor six or seven. I wouldn't say anything is "sketch" it's just a raggedy elevator. You should've went to the comfort next door and tried to get some action there.

Always stay safe.

**FirstEver** · 03-28-23 07:00

Found this form a few weeks ago but haven't interacted much here. 21 why / o in pursuit of loosing my V-card any good recommendations?

**PlanTwoStan** · 03-27-23 21:14

I'll call this funny (I think). I was driving back from points south. I didn't have really the cash on hand for a visit, but I was heading by Springfield exits, and I was like, why not stop in at our favorite hotel and just see if anything is about. I've run into escorts on the elevators who have grabbed my member, and others in various spots. Each of these times I'd just come from a visit, so I was non-useful. I thought maybe if I ran into anything it would make me want to run across to the mall and find an ATM, or at least I could get some good digits. And anyway, when I don't have an arranged appointment, I figure I'm very legit to just be there (could be visiting anyone).

So, I get on elevator, another guy gets on. He gets off on 2. I pressed 7, was going to hit the floors and then bolt. When it approaches 7, it just stops. I mean, it seemed it was right outside 7, but nothing. I'm maybe a tiny bit claustrophobic. I stand there (for a couple minutes). Pressed all the buttons. Take off my jacket. I mean, I'm thinking, man, I'm here without appointment, but if I have to get rescued by fire department, WTF is the story for why I'm in this (ahem) fine establishment; and, I'm expected at home sometime. So, I of course, after waiting to see if it just starts (which it does not), pick up the "Emergency Phone". I press the button, and I didn't realize this, it rings the front desk. A nice girl answers, and I say, umm, I'm stuck in Elevator 1. She says, oh, sorry, let me send someone to check on it. About 2 or 3 more minutes go by, I hear something (like a thunk). Then the elevator moves and fully alights on 7 and the doors open. Phew.

Well, many frequent visitors to that place, at least be aware. Elevators are sort of sketch! I promptly scooted on out. I wish the little tale ended with a latina dropping from the ceiling of the elevator and. Oh, never mind! Stay safe!