Strip Club Reports

[TrollMahn]

Honestly the vu ain't even worth the price 3 dances for 100 bucks and they basically force buy 10 $ drinks for you and the dancer.

You'll have a lot better time at CJs or Avenue. 20 $ dances and drinks are cheap, beers and sodas are under 5 bucks.

You had me at cheap drinks.

[Mr517]

Wish the one in Ypsilanti would reopen since I have to drive through there tomorrow. Ones in greater Detroit area are out of my way. Thanks for the tip, though.

Honestly the vu ain't even worth the price 3 dances for 100 bucks and they basically force buy 10 $ drinks for you and the dancer.

You'll have a lot better time at CJs or Avenue. 20 $ dances and drinks are cheap, beers and sodas are under 5 bucks.

[TrollMahn]

Topless at CJs. Full nude at non-alcohol clubs such as Deja Vu (one in Kalamazoo, one in Lansing and one in Saginaw). Occasional nude at Dream Girls in Lincoln Park (Detroit suburb).

If you haven't sampled the strip clubs near the Detroit airport (E. G, Landing Strip, Flight Club, BT's), you might add those to your travel itinerary.

Wish the one in Ypsilanti would reopen since I have to drive through there tomorrow. Ones in greater Detroit area are out of my way. Thanks for the tip, though.

[Electronman]

From Ohio where dancers have to wear pasties, so would like to visit a full nude club. Is CJs a pasty, topless, or full nude club?

Topless at CJs. Full nude at non-alcohol clubs such as Deja Vu (one in Kalamazoo, one in Lansing and one in Saginaw). Occasional nude at Dream Girls in Lincoln Park (Detroit suburb).

If you haven't sampled the strip clubs near the Detroit airport (E. G, Landing Strip, Flight Club, BT's), you might add those to your travel itinerary.

[TrollMahn]

From Ohio where dancers have to wear pasties, so would like to visit a full nude club. Is CJs a pasty, topless, or full nude club?

[Bmarr77]

Hurd there was a fight.

Anyone been to dayshift here lately? Used to be fun some days of the week.

[Mr517]

Has this place ever reopened?

Their open, just weekends only.

[JimBob64]

Has this place ever reopened?

[MacStuffin]

Was there last Tuesday, (10/25) but just finally got time to write a report.

I honestly don't know how this place operates, or how any of the dancers make any money here.

I arrived around 11 pm, pulling up and parking there were 3-4 dancers hanging out on the front stoop smoking with their friends / boyfriends. One of the dudes started asking me "if I just got out of work", etc. Not sure if he was actually trying to engage me in conversation, or somehow trying to intimidate me, but either way. Went in, no cover because it was Tuesday, so that's nice. There were about 10 girls on the roster, again, a good sign for a Tuesday. Corona was $6, so not much premium over a "regular bar", so another plus. That is where the positive parts end though.

Of the 10 girls, there were 2 light skinned black girls that were very Hot, then the lineup got progressively worse. Each dancer was a progressively fatter and uglier white girl. I mean a couple of them are just absolute Hogs. I honestly don't remember any of the names, other than Mazzy, unfortunately I had the experience of a fat ugly stripper taking root in the seat next to me and not being able to take the hint that I'm not interested and move on. She is the only one who actually made any contact with me though. I don't know if these girls are aware of how it actually works to make money as a stripper. They all seemed to be spending the night hanging out with their boyfriends, like they were just chilling at home. When they had to go on stage, they would reluctantly go up, do their set without making eye contact with any customers, then go back to their seat with their boyfriends, or over to the pool tables. BTW, What the fuck is the business model of having pool tables at a strip club? Literally never seen that before, I don't go to a titty bar to play pool, and why would you have anything that distracts from the dancers? I don't think I ever saw an actual customer tip a dancer while I was there. Occasionally, the other dancers would slip each other a dollar while they were on stage, but it's almost like the dancers had no expectation of getting tips, maybe that's why they don't bother putting any effort into their set. The two hottest women in the club were actually over at the pool tables all night, I believe they were dancers that weren't working that night, and they would actually make the experience worth it if they were working. I didn't see any customers going to VIP, or getting dances, nor did I see any dancers actually trying to sell any dances or VIP time.

After my 3 beers, a couple dudes started fighting over at the pool tables. The staff did shut it down pretty quick, and nothing materialized, but I decided that it was time to go. Had the rest of the experience not been such a complete waste of time, it wasn't enough of a fracas to have made me leave, but it just provided more motivation to stop hoping that it would get better.

Overall, this was quite literally one of the worst experiences I've ever had at a strip club, literally made me wish I had just gone home, or to a "regular bar". It was like I had crashed someone's house party, and nobody was going to ask me to leave, but nobody was going to talk to me either. The dancers didn't engage with anyone, it was literally them hanging out with their boyfriends, and only peeling themselves away when they were forced to go on stage for their set. I could not recommend this place to anyone if this what it has come to. I'd honestly rather drive the hour to Detroit, where at least the dancers know how to be dancers.

[HdWork99]

Anybody at Avenues last night?

Hurd there was a fight.

[ChastD1959]

Anybody at Avenues last night?

[HdWork99]

Does anyone have any insights they'd care to share regarding the champagne room at Avenue's? Thanks!

I've used it with a lady there.

Full service happened.

It's a little separate room with a curtain no rear door but we made it work.

[Bmarr77]

Also your going to pay $25 for the VIP to the house mom on top the 10 you paid to go downstairs.

Sounds like a rip off, better off driving to the Detroit suburb clubs for fun, won't cost that much to get in the VIP.

[Mr517]

There is a separate room downstairs. The DJ sometimes mentions it, and I asked a dancer about it and she showed it to me. I was curious to know if anyone had used it, what the damage was, and what the mileage was like.

Also your going to pay $25 for the VIP to the house mom on top the 10 you paid to go downstairs.

[Mr517]

There is a separate room downstairs. The DJ sometimes mentions it, and I asked a dancer about it and she showed it to me. I was curious to know if anyone had used it, what the damage was, and what the mileage was like.

With the aid of some liquid courage I've indulged, personally would never repeat. Ticket was $2. 5 for CBJ. It was with a ridiculously gorgeous dancer but there all clock watchers and your Lucky to get 3 songs. Again YMMV and depending on the situation maybe out with the boys and drinking it might be something worth trying.