Massage Parlor Reports

**MakeMKum** · 03-24-23 21:53

I'm in and out of the area. Was in again this week so decided to try out this spot as opposed to Massage Relax. Call ahead for appointment recommended. I did. Got there 20 minutes past my appointment time. Liya was busy with a monger. I decided to wait the 10 minutes she suggested. The place is tiny and cramped but clean. Off the beat and path, I think next door to a ministry of some kind. Go figure. Liya provided a decent enough massage. We chatted a little. Poor English but she tries. I sensed she was feeling me out. Maybe I was giving her LE vibes. In between the "this okays" and the "you been here before"s, she would do a little timid teasing. Wasn't working for the little man. Then, all of a sudden, door chimes. Here come the mongers. Two were taken to other rooms, I suppose to wait. Then another door chime followed by Asian talk. It was her partner. Full house now. Two girls working. Hot towel wipe, dry off, and more teasing. Works this time. Flip. Liya goes for the handy. No talk of tip. I work ny hand up her blouse to her very padded bra only to discover there's nothing there to see or feel. Tiny A's. HJ was decent. Credit Liya for her attitude though. She tries. I get the sense they prefer to stay non-erotic but are easily convinced to go HJ.

**Member #6489** · 03-11-23 16:21

Monica thanks you guys who have come by. She has had a good month and that provides support for her college going daughter. Her menu is full if she knows you. She thanks you for not writing reviews.

Seniors with posts, PM me for more details. Is that even safe on here? NOT posting details on this site any more.

**Member #6489** · 02-19-23 01:57

I think she would be up for negotiating on an extended menu. I do love her perky nips. I often bring the provider a treat of apples, oranges, even some onions now and then if you know they have some place to cook. All women love a surprise gift. FYI. Chinese women do not like American candy. Too sweet. Just saying.

**Member #6489** · 02-09-23 13:40

Took another trip to SW. Monica was the only one there. She was't in the mood for much so I just opted for a massage. Nipples were perky as usual. She spent a lot of time on my back but she had some sharp nails this time. She had some good pressure on the shoulders and hit some rough kinks. On the flip she provided a quick effective HJ and a little utc / nurse but what really stood out was the rest of the hour was head / scalp, hands and legs and feet massage. I love a good scalp rub and foot rub. I'd give her a 5 on the back but a 9 on the head, hands and feet. She was happy with a. 6 hf and. 4 tip.

**JDubs757** · 02-05-23 18:30

Are there two working there? I've only had the older lady with the semi-busted face. Same fun but not as "pretty" as you say. Plus a horrible massage, almost painful. Maybe I'm hitting the wrong times.

Originally Posted by Buddha3455 [View Original Post]

Went to SW for my own take looking for the Greek isles. She's spot on to the previous description. Greeted with a jovial personality and perky nips pushing through the light braless cloth top. Couldn't resist a finger graze and was responded with encouragement including a some immediate playfulness. Another monger came in same time, she said 10 minute wait to me! I had called ahead. LOL. Red flag. So 20 minutes later I'm in the room. No sweat.

She was eager too. She got me undressed and lifted her top. Very pretty, ok not 20 something but nice Cs and perky as mentioned. She welcomed some action. We had negotiated before I was undressing. I asked her to lock the door, she did. All clothes off. We took care of business over and over for 20+. She took it well changing positions. But no to Greek. A little fingering but nothing else. I like being covered so I lasts good while. Then she finished with an amazing HJ 5 more minutes. Hot towel cleaned up then she left to clean herself up and unlock door. Another guest arrived and she said 10 minutes to me again. I said no Finish 1 hr time. She talked to the other guy and came back. A little more utc mouth to top action. Then the other guy left. Now 15+ time for massage. She called it with about 10 minutes left. Ok not bad but I like my full time.

**Member #6489** · 01-27-23 12:59

Went to SW for my own take looking for the Greek isles. She's spot on to the previous description. Greeted with a jovial personality and perky nips pushing through the light braless cloth top. Couldn't resist a finger graze and was responded with encouragement including a some immediate playfulness. Another monger came in same time, she said 10 minute wait to me! I had called ahead. LOL. Red flag. So 20 minutes later I'm in the room. No sweat.

She was eager too. She got me undressed and lifted her top. Very pretty, ok not 20 something but nice Cs and perky as mentioned. She welcomed some action. We had negotiated before I was undressing. I asked her to lock the door, she did. All clothes off. We took care of business over and over for 20+. She took it well changing positions. But no to Greek. A little fingering but nothing else. I like being covered so I lasts good while. Then she finished with an amazing HJ 5 more minutes. Hot towel cleaned up then she left to clean herself up and unlock door. Another guest arrived and she said 10 minutes to me again. I said no Finish 1 hr time. She talked to the other guy and came back. A little more utc mouth to top action. Then the other guy left. Now 15+ time for massage. She called it with about 10 minutes left. Ok not bad but I like my full time.

Massage 6 with some unique techniques including slap and pound. I like that. Extras 9. Hf. 6 hr, tip $. I'm sure there is more on the menu. Will repeat.

If any of you find a Greek AMP. PM ME!

**AnyChoice** · 01-19-23 14:12

Just left there after a rather nice hour massage. Have to admit that I was a bit taken back when I walked in the door and was greeted by a chubby little troll like doll with a bobbed haircut. Not ugly, but not attractive either. I figured what the hell, maybe she can give a good massage. Yea. I was wrong about that. Light rubbing and scratching (which actually felt pretty good) lasted for about 15 min and she's asking for the flip. My pissed off meter was now running at 75% and rising. Flip over and give her a look like " what the hell? She smiles and says in pretty good broken Engrish " do you want to f. K. I actually had to ask her to repeat what she said because I've never had CFS offered straight off the starting block. A Benjamin later and I'm deep into the motherlode. Clothes off, she's got a pretty nice rack. And a cute ass. Midstroke I asked if she'd be wiling to take a trip down the greek aisles and she panted yes. Got to admit I was so thrown by her answers and willingness that junior decided to finish right where he was. Finished up in the bag and she cleaned me up and continued with another 10 min of massage with this goofy smile on her face the whole time and not another soul in the place. Massage wise. Terrible, but CFS and the offer of a Greek tour. Hell yes I'll repeat.

**JayNTurn** · 01-03-23 20:44

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**RubNTugMcGraw** · 01-03-23 14:30

SW seems to be permanently closed according to Google.

What are the best options in Ptown in early morning around 9 am? I assume that most places are populated just by the mamasan at that time.

**EvolOmen** · 11-27-22 17:48

I responded to this add.

https://portsmouth.skipthegames.com/...-/870209146455

I saw the add and texted her. She had quick responses. A decent looking woman met me at the door to the place. 5 ft5 Early to mid 40's She looked more Cambodian vs Chinese. Probably a size 6. C cup and spoke good English. I thought this was going to be like one of the places at the beach so I paid for an hour at. 6 standard rate. I won't do that again. The massage lasted no more than 20 min. However Everything about it made the monger sense tingle. I put my arms down when I'm getting a massage and she was wearing very short shorts. Every time she be next to my arms she would put both legs in-between my arms and make sure I was feeling her legs. A very quick back and leg massage proceeded then the teasing began. Then she asked if I wanted more. She said 1. 6, I didn't have that much and we settled on 1. 4 The services went as expected after that.

So I'm a little torn about this place. If the massage lasted for 45 min then I would probably see this as a replacement for those located in VB. Seeing as how it didn't then I don't know. Its not that the services were bad by any means but if I am being forced to pay for the massage, make it close to the time I paid for. So the add is legit. Take it from there, go with confidence knowing its legit, just pay for the HH massage LOL.

**Randytomcatt** · 11-15-22 07:59

Hit Relax. They have not turned on the heat (was told broken). Was shivering pretty badly after an hour. Not the best experience.

**Explrer** · 11-12-22 08:16

Originally Posted by Popcorn52 [View Original Post]

I took a trip to Relax. It most by under new management, I called ahead to make sure they were not busy. When I got there a new lady asked if I had called I said yes she asked me to seat in one of the rooms. I figured this was not good, she finely came back, and said that she had already lost one girl to New York and they were busy would I come back in a half hour. Long story sort came back, got the ten dollar discount, I went to a room and massage was about a 7 and nothing special standard finish. Where are the fine and fun ladies gone?

Popcorn.

I heard that "Lucky" is back from NY, and she takes pride in running a good shop.

I hope to hear better reviews before making a trek to P'mouth.

**EvolOmen** · 11-09-22 02:33

Went to graceful touch off of victory. It was later in the day around 6 ish. Older woman in her mid 50's greeted me at the door. No man, but that could of just been coincidence. Standard massage, Good massage with no teasing but delivered on the finish. It was my first time there so that could of played into it also. Typical 60+40 I don't know if I would go there before 6 pm. They are right next to a family dental office that specializes in dentistry for kids. I'm not shy about these type of things but that kinda of kills it for me.

**Popcorn52** · 11-09-22 00:03

I took a trip to Relax. It most by under new management, I called ahead to make sure they were not busy. When I got there a new lady asked if I had called I said yes she asked me to seat in one of the rooms. I figured this was not good, she finely came back, and said that she had already lost one girl to New York and they were busy would I come back in a half hour. Long story sort came back, got the ten dollar discount, I went to a room and massage was about a 7 and nothing special standard finish. Where are the fine and fun ladies gone?

Popcorn.

**River Dancer** · 10-06-22 19:33

I stopped by SW last week to check in because I haven't been in a while and let me tell you things have changed. 1st thing I noticed was the smell, it was like a seafood kitchen that was recently cleaned. 2nd thing was the provider I didn't recognize her and she was heavier than the last person I had there but that was fine because she recognized me and gave me a hug. In the room the filp came quickly and she shoved a wrapper in my hand and said it was a Franklin, I declined and got my normal handshake with UTC fun and nearly a 2nd handshake. Damage was 60+40. This was one of those situation where you don't bring more than you willing to spend.