Escort Reports

**GivingCollisio** · 12-19-22 13:50

https://skipthegames.com/posts/mt-ve...e/914872125681

Any intel on her?

**Schiffy** · 12-19-22 11:48

STG went and changed their site and they're now memeing it to shit.

Don't worry, everything's still accessible. They just got rid of the subdomains. The error pages are some serious / are / fellowkids material though. Or. Fellowhornydudes.

**DaBlackWizard** · 12-17-22 22:38

Originally Posted by Slinky77 [View Original Post]

This review is hard to write.

I had been looking forward to meeting this one for awhile. She toured Fairfield County CT last month but I missed her, so I decided to go see her on her current visit to Elmsford. I had read a bunch of good reviews and was anticipating a fun session.

Communications beforehand were good. Easy screening, not difficult to set an appointment. I get there and she looks exactly like her pictures. We start undressing and she's definitely on something but she seems nice so I don't think much of it. She gives me head for a few minutes and its ok, not great but not too bad. Then she asks me if I want to fuck and I say sure. This is where the session goes downhill.

She gets on her back and puts her legs at an angle where I can barely get inside her. She holding my cock so I can't go in deep, only the head is inside her. I'm confused, not sure what's going on here. I'm not huge, there's no reason to think she'd have any issues taking my cock. But literally all she'd let me slide in was the head. Her legs were locked and the angle was such that I could barely fuck her. I kept slipping out and she's grabbing my cock and holding it, adding more lube. Just awful. I was so horny I just start thrusting, and I manage to cum from basically a handjob and the head of my cock sometimes managing to slip inside her.

She then immediately asks me if I want a shower. We are 15 minutes into an hour session where she's already collected and counted the money, and asked me for a review like 10 times. This is when I realize how bad she is. I tell her that I paid for an hour and she asks if I want a massage. I agree but at this point I know she just wants me out of there and I don't understand it. She's got lots of good reviews. I am clean, polite, and not asking for anything crazy. She massages me for about 15 minutes then tells me to turn over.

She's asking me the same 5 questions over and over. What am I doing after the appointment. What my job is. And repeatedly asking me to write her a review. Like over and over again. She was clearly impaired. She'd suck my dick for like 30 seconds then stop, ask me something, get up, look at herself in the mirror, then come back. Suck for 30 seconds then stop. She'd jerk it for a minute, get distracted, check the clock, etc. She even had the nerve to ask me why I wasn't getting hard! I can get 2 pops easily in an hour. I can get 3 from really quality girls. Audi couldn't even get me hard again.

The service was AWFUL. I can say I haven't had a worse experience in years. Just atrocious service. As I was getting dressed she again asked me to write her a review. And suggested I book a 2 hour session the next time she was in town so we could "explore more".

I hesitate to write such a bad review, but I want to save some of you guys the time, money, and disappointment I just experienced. Maybe she was just having a bad day. Maybe I said something / did something to upset her. But I don't think so. I think this is how she is and I think she makes deals with other mongers to write good reviews for her. Not me. So here you go Audi. You begged for a review and at your insistence, here it is.

https://tryst.link/escort/audi3456

Only their tits look good, def looks like manly.

**DaBlackWizard** · 12-17-22 22:22

Originally Posted by MasterMax16 [View Original Post]

I saw her the other day and my experience was extremely enjoyable. I cannot speak on the claims of others but I tend not to take vague and ambiguous statements seriously so I decided to give her a try. She was very upbeat, sweet and attentive. She made sure I was more then satisfied with her service and didn't seem to mind that we went a little passed half an hour. She seemed to enjoy what she does and did whatever she could to make sure I left happy. I would see her again. Definitely worth a shot.

Did you ever clarify which blue you saw?

**PlanetEarth** · 12-17-22 22:18

Originally Posted by Rdx2019 [View Original Post]

First time poster! I have been seeing several girls at the express and every time I get catfished. This time was the worst. She looked like she was mid 40's and ugly with a little gut. Nothing like the girl pictured, also sounded like she had lost her voice. For some reason I didn't back out (I wish I did) she was on the phone the whole time answering texts and even listening to voice notes. She told me several times sorry. Then we are DS and she is on her phone. Finally finish and she tells me take my number. She then takes my phone and blocks and deletes the number I had messaged to get there. I got a chance to look at the messages before she deleted and they had texted a few messages but I couldn't read it. She definitely cut out her pimp and gave me her direct line hahah. Never will I see her again. Where can I find a girl that actually matches the pics!

https://megapersonals.eu/public/post_detail/40979298

Thanks for sharing. It is not hard to get tunnel vision on the "prize", just like a buck during the Fall rut. You need a plan up front. Having a plan B, such as an AMP or alternate provider in mind. For a catfish, either bail immediately or re-negotiate terms of the session.

**DaBlackWizard** · 12-17-22 22:18

Originally Posted by Luariam11 [View Original Post]

Right? I had a terrible experience with her, she sucks for like a minute then demanded backshots however I wasn't doing it right apparently, laughed a bit nervously and she took issue with that as she thought I was purposely doing it. So she kicked me out and went off with a full hour payment for only 5 minutes of service:

She a nut job has kicked a few people out including myself once. But here's the crazy thing I had 2-3 car dates with her first that went fine, finally agreed to longer date in her room and she bugged out after a few minutes. Never saw her again.

**Tweener1290** · 12-16-22 13:10

Originally Posted by Rdx2019 [View Original Post]

First time poster! I have been seeing several girls at the express and every time I get catfished. This time was the worst. She looked like she was mid 40's and ugly with a little gut. Nothing like the girl pictured, also sounded like she had lost her voice. For some reason I didn't back out (I wish I did) she was on the phone the whole time answering texts and even listening to voice notes. She told me several times sorry. Then we are DS and she is on her phone. Finally finish and she tells me take my number. She then takes my phone and blocks and deletes the number I had messaged to get there. I got a chance to look at the messages before she deleted and they had texted a few messages but I couldn't read it. She definitely cut out her pimp and gave me her direct line hahah. Never will I see her again. Where can I find a girl that actually matches the pics!

https://megapersonals.eu/public/post_detail/40979298

Thanks for the review and sorry you had a bad experience. Been there. I wouldn't hand my phone over to a provider, especially one I just met and don't plan on repeating. She sent messages to the number? Possibly as you? Cutting out her pimp / handler / whatever? All sounds SUPER sketch.

Stay safe!

**SikkPigg** · 12-16-22 11:55

Originally Posted by Rdx2019 [View Original Post]

First time poster! I have been seeing several girls at the express and every time I get catfished. This time was the worst. She looked like she was mid 40's and ugly with a little gut. Nothing like the girl pictured, also sounded like she had lost her voice. For some reason I didn't back out (I wish I did) she was on the phone the whole time answering texts and even listening to voice notes. She told me several times sorry. Then we are DS and she is on her phone. Finally finish and she tells me take my number. She then takes my phone and blocks and deletes the number I had messaged to get there. I got a chance to look at the messages before she deleted and they had texted a few messages but I couldn't read it. She definitely cut out her pimp and gave me her direct line hahah. Never will I see her again. Where can I find a girl that actually matches the pics!

https://megapersonals.eu/public/post_detail/40979298

Welcome to the club! We've all been burned at one time or another. Rule #1: If she looks too good to be true. She is. As time goes on you'll learn how to figure out who's legit and who's not. Research, research, research. When you see an ad come back here and see if there are any reviews. Google the phone number for history. I have found STG to have the most real providers (pretty sad) And NO the Asian woman you see in the ad is NEVER the woman you will get. Good luck brother, we're always here for advice.

**Rdx2019** · 12-15-22 23:34

First time poster! I have been seeing several girls at the express and every time I get catfished. This time was the worst. She looked like she was mid 40's and ugly with a little gut. Nothing like the girl pictured, also sounded like she had lost her voice. For some reason I didn't back out (I wish I did) she was on the phone the whole time answering texts and even listening to voice notes. She told me several times sorry. Then we are DS and she is on her phone. Finally finish and she tells me take my number. She then takes my phone and blocks and deletes the number I had messaged to get there. I got a chance to look at the messages before she deleted and they had texted a few messages but I couldn't read it. She definitely cut out her pimp and gave me her direct line hahah. Never will I see her again. Where can I find a girl that actually matches the pics!

https://megapersonals.eu/public/post_detail/40979298

**PutNamAnthony** · 12-14-22 20:33

Originally Posted by PlanetEarth [View Original Post]

I know of at least two BLU knocking around the have. I have NOT had the pleasure of either. But here is the lineup.

Contestant #1.

https://sumosear.ch/phone/845-671-5324

20 y Fishkill, bangin pics with snazzy tatts.

Contestant #2, 28 y more girl next door look, baby crib in one of the pics.

https://hudson-valley.skipthegames.c...-/261085708987

It would be very good for all to know who has the robbing handler before someone gets hurt in an altercation.

Thanks Planet - #2 was the one I was referring to with bad reviews.

PA.

**JoeFK24** · 12-14-22 19:59

Originally Posted by NikTobarada [View Original Post]

This one calls herself DIAMOND. She doesn't answer texts, and therefore does not want new clients. I'd avoid.

This one, I believe, calls herself GLORIA. She also doesn't answer texts, and therefore does not want new clients. I'd avoid.

These next two: I'm going to post their most recent ads. But it won't matter because, like the last time I reported on one of them (I started tracking the numbers recently / spreadsheet), the ad will disappear within 24 to 72 hours of my posting. Therefore I'm getting smarter, and will include photos.

Tight Juicy Simply Amazing

Available Now Hot Full Services

With every ad, the numbers change. Any Google search of the numbers shows different pictures at different sites. Therefore, I deem these two not legitimate. Photos attached.

As usual, any text in blue is a LINK.

(that's for the guys in CT).

Gloria / Gloria Star or whatever she goes by now? Something Midnight? Who knows.

Anyway, she responded to me once via text. About 22 hrs later after I had texted. Said she was available for outcall, she was in Highland and I'd have to pick her up or send an Uber. Also said it was 450 but "worth the price". Needless to say I passed.

**Tweener1290** · 12-14-22 19:27

Originally Posted by PlanetEarth [View Original Post]

I know of at least two BLU knocking around the have. I have NOT had the pleasure of either. But here is the lineup.

Contestant #1.

https://sumosear.ch/phone/845-671-5324

20 y Fishkill, bangin pics with snazzy tatts.

Contestant #2, 28 y more girl next door look, baby crib in one of the pics.

https://hudson-valley.skipthegames.c...-/261085708987

It would be very good for all to know who has the robbing handler before someone gets hurt in an altercation.

I am 99% sure "Contestant #2 Bluu" is the one with many negative reviews here. She's been gone for a while. I personally never took the plunge.

No idea how long this link will work, but here is my search result: http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sear...rchid=12973616.

**PlanetEarth** · 12-13-22 23:55

Originally Posted by PutNamAnthony [View Original Post]

That is rare someone had a good time with Blu. I'm wondering if it's the same Blu. Could you share any links or photos?

PA.

I know of at least two BLU knocking around the have. I have NOT had the pleasure of either. But here is the lineup.

Contestant #1.

https://sumosear.ch/phone/845-671-5324

20 y Fishkill, bangin pics with snazzy tatts.

Contestant #2, 28 y more girl next door look, baby crib in one of the pics.

https://hudson-valley.skipthegames.c...-/261085708987

It would be very good for all to know who has the robbing handler before someone gets hurt in an altercation.

**Luariam11** · 12-13-22 22:01

Originally Posted by PutNamAnthony [View Original Post]

That is rare someone had a good time with Blu. I'm wondering if it's the same Blu. Could you share any links or photos?

PA.

Right? I had a terrible experience with her, she sucks for like a minute then demanded backshots however I wasn't doing it right apparently, laughed a bit nervously and she took issue with that as she thought I was purposely doing it. So she kicked me out and went off with a full hour payment for only 5 minutes of service:

**PutNamAnthony** · 12-13-22 21:06

Originally Posted by MasterMax16 [View Original Post]

I saw her the other day and my experience was extremely enjoyable. I cannot speak on the claims of others but I tend not to take vague and ambiguous statements seriously so I decided to give her a try. She was very upbeat, sweet and attentive. She made sure I was more then satisfied with her service and didn't seem to mind that we went a little passed half an hour. She seemed to enjoy what she does and did whatever she could to make sure I left happy. I would see her again. Definitely worth a shot.

That is rare someone had a good time with Blu. I'm wondering if it's the same Blu. Could you share any links or photos?

PA.