Massage Parlor Reports

[MassagedGuy]

I have been eyeballing Sea Breeze but have been hesitating a visit. Can anyone give me any info on it? Is it full FS? Any good providers there? Thanks for the help.

It is legit only as far as I know.

[MassageFunStuf]

Any intel on that?

Also. Considering going to Total Relax near 195th who should I consider seeing there? I have about $120 (including house fee to spend). Potential for a BBBJ there?

[VillageRat]

Went there and got Nina and saw no one else there. Early in the morning. Pretty standard place in terms of massage with he but I didn't partake. She was 40-50 and skinny. Played with my junk a little but didn't finish as I showed no signs that I wanted her to keep going. Too old for me. Wasn't feeling it but she was nice though. Nice location though. Discreet.

Anyone know of legit leaning places with younger talent?? Just want to get massaged by younger masseuses even if legit. I miss emily at sea breeze:

Legend Spa in the north end of Bothell has a couple of real sweet, attractive, youngish women. Sofy (gorgeous, strong, and athletic) and Mandy (sweet and quite petite). Been with each of them a couple times. Straight up good, legit massage with attractive women that are both probably upper 30's in age. That's why I wrote "comparatively" young talent. Because compared to most of the aunties and grannies in the Seattle area, they're young. And haven't been worn out beyond their years.

[PA Paul]

Sadly Seven is no longer at Tokyo Spa. Called these other places and can't find her.

What does Pink look like? I put Pepsi as the better looking at ET. Which lady offers BBFS at Royal? I remember seeing that granny with the baritone voice there, and I walked. I felt so bad for her, I gave her 20 to politely walk.

[ForswornHope]

I have been eyeballing Sea Breeze but have been hesitating a visit. Can anyone give me any info on it? Is it full FS? Any good providers there? Thanks for the help.

[Justice2001]

Went there and got Nina and saw no one else there. Early in the morning. Pretty standard place in terms of massage with he but I didn't partake. She was 40-50 and skinny. Played with my junk a little but didn't finish as I showed no signs that I wanted her to keep going. Too old for me. Wasn't feeling it but she was nice though. Nice location though. Discreet.

Anyone know of legit leaning places with younger talent?? Just want to get massaged by younger masseuses even if legit. I miss emily at sea breeze:

[MauiGuy1980]

The communication issues are frustrating, especially if they are faking it and pretending to not understand, or you ask a question and don't get a straight answer, maybe a head shake or giggle. Reminds me of my Grandpa, who was hard of hearing, so would pretend to not hear, and only hear what he wanted, otherwise he would just laugh at you.

They do that on purpose so they don't have to give a straight answer.

[Buck1138]

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[QSeanKnowsBest]

Cathy has always been great. I need to go see her soon, I'm overdue for a visit.

It seems that there is a good experience, which makes my tits eager to experience Cathy.

[GoaThillBilly]

The communication issues are frustrating, especially if they are faking it and pretending to not understand, or you ask a question and don't get a straight answer, maybe a head shake or giggle. Reminds me of my Grandpa, who was hard of hearing, so would pretend to not hear, and only hear what he wanted, otherwise he would just laugh at you.

[AvereageQ]

Reading about recent service options I thought I'd give it a try. Was greeted by Coco. I should have known to walk but I didn't. She is in her late 30's, looks good and has a nice body. But she kept mumbling something incoherent. After a couple minutes us just standing in the lobby she led me to the room, house fee is $70/50, I stupidly opted for the hour. She left and literally didn't come back for over 10 minutes. When she did come back she said "sorry I forgot you were here". Which makes no sense at all. The massage was awful! At one point she was using her fist going from my spine to my side. She literally slipped off, fell over on top of me and just laid there. I asked if she was ok, and no response. She finally got up and continued. I don't know if she was high, drunk or just crazy. Maybe all 3, I'd bet at least 2. She finished the massage with lots of fingertip stroking all over which felt great, lots of teasing and she knew just how to get me all worked up. I had been thinking I'd only get an HE and leave, but this convinced me to go FS. Stupid me again.

She acts like she doesn't speak English. But she is clearly very fluent. On the flip she was stroking me very sensually, saying how much she liked my cock and asked if I want everything. I said yes and then it got even more weird. I told her I only had $150. She exclaimed that's only enough for half hour and insisted that was only enough for a BJ which I laughed at. I told her ok, just a HJ. She wanted $100 for that and I laughed again and countered with $60. She then said she really wanted to fuck me and said I could use a credit card or Venmo, both of which I said no to. She then asked me to empty my pockets. I did and she saw I only had $150. She said ok, took the money and left.

When she returned all the sensuality went away. She gave a half assed BJ and then climbed on top of me. The room is cold and the bed is heated on low. She kept complaining I had cold hands and didn't like me touching her. Anybody would have cold hands in that environment. Then she said I was too big for her and hesitantly climbed on top. Took a while to get it inside her and she started riding me slowly which is fine. She kept saying I'm too big so I told her I'd be gentle. She asked me to promise which I did. And then out of nowhere she started riding me hard and as deep as possible. I wish I had been able to finish there. But then she pulled out and laid on top of me and said she was tired. It took some encouraging to get her off of me. We then went to Mish. I was going very slow and not fully deep. She then started complaining I was too big and gave me a hard time saying I was being too rough and breaking my promise to be gentile. I honestly could not have been more gentile and I in no way have a monster cock. Next thing I know I think she fell asleep. With her now not complaining I was able to focus and finish. When I did she "woke up" and wouldn't let me pull out. She proceeded to grind on me as deeply as possible and with a big smile on her face. She then told me she loves my cock and wants to make babies with me.

After the usual cleanup she told me they have a young girl there and they will rotate every 2 weeks. I asked her where she would go and she said she isn't going anywhere, other girls will rotate. Ok so I guess she's the owner. I asked if I could see the other girl and on the way out introduced me to a Cici, early 30's skinny, A cups but her face is maybe a 3. I don't see a reason to ever go back. I didn't see any track marks, but in hind sight she did seem she was nodding off like a junky.

That's an awkward experience. Mine with Coco wasn't like that aside from the crappy massage. I wouldn't go there for the massage but the flip was much more pleasant for me. She seemed to enjoy herself and was lively. She did mention "too big" a few times but didn't make me stop or make me do anything different.

[AvereageQ]

Finished my Thanksgiving vacation with another visit to Lins. I saw Kathy this time, glad she is still there. She has had many reviews so won't repeat. She is always great in my opinion. As usual, her menu is the same, $$ all covered. It's a longer drive to go here for me but I am finding that it is worth the time. Earlier in the day seems to be better because they are not as busy and will spend more time making sure you leave happy.

Cathy has always been great. I need to go see her soon, I'm overdue for a visit.

[BananaBandit]

Reading about recent service options I thought I'd give it a try. Was greeted by Coco. I should have known to walk but I didn't. She is in her late 30's, looks good and has a nice body. But she kept mumbling something incoherent. After a couple minutes us just standing in the lobby she led me to the room, house fee is $70/50, I stupidly opted for the hour. She left and literally didn't come back for over 10 minutes. When she did come back she said "sorry I forgot you were here". Which makes no sense at all. The massage was awful! At one point she was using her fist going from my spine to my side. She literally slipped off, fell over on top of me and just laid there. I asked if she was ok, and no response. She finally got up and continued. I don't know if she was high, drunk or just crazy. Maybe all 3, I'd bet at least 2. She finished the massage with lots of fingertip stroking all over which felt great, lots of teasing and she knew just how to get me all worked up. I had been thinking I'd only get an HE and leave, but this convinced me to go FS. Stupid me again.

She acts like she doesn't speak English. But she is clearly very fluent. On the flip she was stroking me very sensually, saying how much she liked my cock and asked if I want everything. I said yes and then it got even more weird. I told her I only had $150. She exclaimed that's only enough for half hour and insisted that was only enough for a BJ which I laughed at. I told her ok, just a HJ. She wanted $100 for that and I laughed again and countered with $60. She then said she really wanted to fuck me and said I could use a credit card or Venmo, both of which I said no to. She then asked me to empty my pockets. I did and she saw I only had $150. She said ok, took the money and left.

When she returned all the sensuality went away. She gave a half assed BJ and then climbed on top of me. The room is cold and the bed is heated on low. She kept complaining I had cold hands and didn't like me touching her. Anybody would have cold hands in that environment. Then she said I was too big for her and hesitantly climbed on top. Took a while to get it inside her and she started riding me slowly which is fine. She kept saying I'm too big so I told her I'd be gentle. She asked me to promise which I did. And then out of nowhere she started riding me hard and as deep as possible. I wish I had been able to finish there. But then she pulled out and laid on top of me and said she was tired. It took some encouraging to get her off of me. We then went to Mish. I was going very slow and not fully deep. She then started complaining I was too big and gave me a hard time saying I was being too rough and breaking my promise to be gentile. I honestly could not have been more gentile and I in no way have a monster cock. Next thing I know I think she fell asleep. With her now not complaining I was able to focus and finish. When I did she "woke up" and wouldn't let me pull out. She proceeded to grind on me as deeply as possible and with a big smile on her face. She then told me she loves my cock and wants to make babies with me.

After the usual cleanup she told me they have a young girl there and they will rotate every 2 weeks. I asked her where she would go and she said she isn't going anywhere, other girls will rotate. Ok so I guess she's the owner. I asked if I could see the other girl and on the way out introduced me to a Cici, early 30's skinny, A cups but her face is maybe a 3. I don't see a reason to ever go back. I didn't see any track marks, but in hind sight she did seem she was nodding off like a junky.

[HarleySteve]

Seems to be a non-FS place but don't have RM account to read the many reviews there.

What's the going rate for a 1 hour duo there?

I got an unremarkable rushed HJ there about a year ago.

All of the reviews on RM indicate this is a HJ only place. There was someone on here that claimed he gets FS from Emma, the owner, for three Benjamins but also claims to be a regular there. My experience has been rushed HJ consistent with the reviews and your experience.

A 1 hour duo is double the house fee for a total of $120 and double the tip for another $120. So for $240, you can have two ladies give you a HJ.

[ProudEagleFly]

After Thanksgiving, I went to 85th Street and met Cathy, an enthusiastic burgundy skirt and long blonde hair. The massage of the treatment plan is a good choice. Well, those two don't seem to be big enough. They should prefer large sizes. Hahaha, BBJ and puppy make me uncontrol. I also want to try a new AMP. Please recommend it.