Massage Parlor Reports

**MassErrection** · 12-01-22 21:07

Decided to try best time massage in Hudson for a change of scenery. Was welcomed in with a warm smile, smothering look, so I took that as a great chance for some action. I got naked laid down uncovered, few minutes later someone walks in then out then this giant meathead walks in, "get your underwear on and get out" I'm thinking wft, so I rush my clothes on and walk out the door while body guard stares at me. I say, "what's your fucking problem", he says, "you're not allowed to be naked" I laughed, said "good luck staying open. " Best time it wasn't. Stay away.

**LastsLonger** · 12-01-22 13:03

Originally Posted by ThorsDad [View Original Post]

I tried this new place sadly I have to report just massage no hint of anything else. Massage was good but nothin else.

Green Spa?

**ThorsDad** · 11-30-22 16:18

I tried this new place sadly I have to report just massage no hint of anything else. Massage was good but nothin else.

**Cool Calm Pete** · 11-30-22 13:06

Originally Posted by Pga231 [View Original Post]

Appreciate the heads up, I was interested when I saw her ad. What's the scam?

Asking for a deposit via PayPal as friend / family. 50% down or whatever. So like $60 and a vague address.

**Pga231** · 11-30-22 10:19

Originally Posted by CoolCalmPete [View Original Post]

Another scammer out there.

https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/h...562570276.html

Most guys here probably have the common sense. Just wanted to point it out so nobody else wastes their time.

Appreciate the heads up, I was interested when I saw her ad. What's the scam?

**Cool Calm Pete** · 11-29-22 22:23

Another scammer out there.

https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/h...562570276.html

Most guys here probably have the common sense. Just wanted to point it out so nobody else wastes their time.

**LastsLonger** · 11-28-22 12:36

https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/h...561611710.html

Thought I'd ask. On RM as we'll but didn't see any reviews and not a member.

**LastsLonger** · 11-28-22 00:14

Originally Posted by KrangleVerse [View Original Post]

You mean Harmony Massage north of Roseville?? Or the one in Brainerd.

Can be pretty certain it's not Brainerd.

**KrangleVerse** · 11-27-22 07:39

Originally Posted by MassErrection [View Original Post]

Harmony spa! Nice talent revolved throughout the years. One of them worked at Beauty Spa in St Michael. Great service BTW.

You mean Harmony Massage north of Roseville?? Or the one in Brainerd.

**LastsLonger** · 11-26-22 18:30

Originally Posted by MassErrection [View Original Post]

Harmony spa! Nice talent revolved throughout the years. One of them worked at Beauty Spa in St Michael. Great service BTW.

Ahhh that makes more sense!

**Pmuas** · 11-26-22 17:11

Originally Posted by MassErrection [View Original Post]

Harmony spa! Nice talent revolved throughout the years. One of them worked at Beauty Spa in St Michael. Great service BTW.

Long time lurker, always wanted to try. Never been to a AMP before. Where would this Harmony Spa be at. DM me please.

**Member #6379** · 11-26-22 17:04

Sorry. Where is harmony located. I googled mpls and it's not there.

**ThorsDad** · 11-26-22 15:36

I would love to know name of this place so I could check it out.

Originally Posted by BurtForPres [View Original Post]

Scoped out a little joint over in and St Paul by hwy 120 & 36. The google reviews indicated it used to be legit, then sold to new management. The AMP kinda management LOL.

Long story short, L1 at a pretty good rate. Totaled 85 for the service (50 house fee for 30 min, haggled 35 tip).

The massage was really less of a massage, more of a "we doing this?" Kinda introduction. A few shoves on the back while straddling, then some sliding of the lower back and legs, and finally the tease to confirm.

Mamasan was probably 40 to 50, petite, no tits but way perky nipples. Got to do a tiny bit of nip licking while she worked. I don't think there is any more than that available. She had jeans on and the sliding door was like 2 inches ajar.

All in all, I was in and out in about 20 minutes. Not rushed, but I just skipped the intro shitty massage and skipped to the good part.

For the price though, it's not bad. Going rate these days is at least 40 on top of house fee as far as I've seen. If you're in the area and need a quick cheapish service, not a bad spot.

Coincidentally, I was just doing laundry and visited in the downtime. The laundry joint was in the same strip mall as another potential AMP. They were closed, but looks like another L1 joint.

**AdoroCulo** · 11-26-22 14:40

Originally Posted by BurtForPres [View Original Post]

And here comes the brigade of mongers and their torrent of pm's! Good luck bud loool.

He wouldn't get a torrent of PMs if the name / location of the spa were more obvious. The reason we post reviews is so other mongers have info, not to withhold it or to play Penthouse Forum.