Massage Parlor Reports

**BurtForPres** · 11-25-22 20:53

Originally Posted by Poogs [View Original Post]

Went to HS Massage on Wednesday before me and my wife left for Thanksgiving. I have been to this place a few times and have seen the two girls who regularly work there (they are okay, younger than 40, will do HE) but I wanted to try someone else. I called ahead and asked for a new girl and they set me up with someone. So I showed up a few minutes early, got taken to the room, and started to undress. I was on the table when the girl came in. I looked up at her, she was pretty cute for an AMP girl. She was thin, small boobs and a nice butt. She said "hi nice to see you again", I asked if I had seen her before, she said no but she's seen me at the AMP and said she thought I was very handsome. Off to a great start.

The massage was a solid 7/10. She spread my legs and sat between them and rubbed my butt / lower back and legs. She talked to me a little bit, her English was better than most. After she finished rubbing me (and laying down what I thought were hints) she asked me to flip. Usually the flip happens when there are like 20 minutes left, but I looked that the clock and I'd only been there for like 30, so I thought maybe she was trying to speed things up. When I was on my stomach, she had no towel covering my butt. When I did the flip she laid the towel over my butt so when I flipped nothing would be out. Totally fine, I don't ever expect to get an HE and so far the massage was great.

She started by standing next to me and rubbing my legs. She would look at my eyes and smile, then look at the bulge in the towel. She started sliding the towel up from the bottom and saw my sack. She made a gasp and looked at me and said "So big!" I didn't mention this before but I was stoned out of my mind and her reaction was really cute and funny so I started laughing, which made her laugh too. She slid the towel back up, only revealing my balls, and touched them a bit.

It felt good. She slid the towel back down, and put her hand on my shoulder and said "I shouldn't touch, I have a boyfriend." I'm like "hey that's okay, we don't have to do anything, the massage has been great so far!" She nodded and kept working on my arms. Every once and a while she would comment about how I was handsome, I tell her she was really cute, and she'd cop a feel on my goods. It was a lot of teasing and then eventually she grabbed my shaft and commented on the size of it too.

And here comes the brigade of mongers and their torrent of pm's! Good luck bud loool.

**LastsLonger** · 11-25-22 18:00

Originally Posted by Poogs [View Original Post]

Went to HS Massage on Wednesday before me and my wife left for Thanksgiving. I have been to this place a few times and have seen the two girls who regularly work there (they are okay, younger than 40, will do HE) but I wanted to try someone else. I called ahead and asked for a new girl and they set me up with someone. So I showed up a few minutes early, got taken to the room, and started to undress. I was on the table when the girl came in. I looked up at her, she was pretty cute for an AMP girl. She was thin, small boobs and a nice butt. She said "hi nice to see you again", I asked if I had seen her before, she said no but she's seen me at the AMP and said she thought I was very handsome. Off to a great start.

The massage was a solid 7/10. She spread my legs and sat between them and rubbed my butt / lower back and legs. She talked to me a little bit, her English was better than most. After she finished rubbing me (and laying down what I thought were hints) she asked me to flip. Usually the flip happens when there are like 20 minutes left, but I looked that the clock and I'd only been there for like 30, so I thought maybe she was trying to speed things up. When I was on my stomach, she had no towel covering my butt. When I did the flip she laid the towel over my butt so when I flipped nothing would be out. Totally fine, I don't ever expect to get an HE and so far the massage was great.

She started by standing next to me and rubbing my legs. She would look at my eyes and smile, then look at the bulge in the towel. She started sliding the towel up from the bottom and saw my sack. She made a gasp and looked at me and said "So big!" I didn't mention this before but I was stoned out of my mind and her reaction was really cute and funny so I started laughing, which made her laugh too. She slid the towel back up, only revealing my balls, and touched them a bit.

It felt good. She slid the towel back down, and put her hand on my shoulder and said "I shouldn't touch, I have a boyfriend." I'm like "hey that's okay, we don't have to do anything, the massage has been great so far!" She nodded and kept working on my arms. Every once and a while she would comment about how I was handsome, I tell her she was really cute, and she'd cop a feel on my goods. It was a lot of teasing and then eventually she grabbed my shaft and commented on the size of it too..

I am not familiar, do you mind DM'ing location. I google but didn't get anything other than hand and stone?

**Poogs** · 11-25-22 12:38

Went to HS Massage on Wednesday before me and my wife left for Thanksgiving. I have been to this place a few times and have seen the two girls who regularly work there (they are okay, younger than 40, will do HE) but I wanted to try someone else. I called ahead and asked for a new girl and they set me up with someone. So I showed up a few minutes early, got taken to the room, and started to undress. I was on the table when the girl came in. I looked up at her, she was pretty cute for an AMP girl. She was thin, small boobs and a nice butt. She said "hi nice to see you again", I asked if I had seen her before, she said no but she's seen me at the AMP and said she thought I was very handsome. Off to a great start.

The massage was a solid 7/10. She spread my legs and sat between them and rubbed my butt / lower back and legs. She talked to me a little bit, her English was better than most. After she finished rubbing me (and laying down what I thought were hints) she asked me to flip. Usually the flip happens when there are like 20 minutes left, but I looked that the clock and I'd only been there for like 30, so I thought maybe she was trying to speed things up. When I was on my stomach, she had no towel covering my butt. When I did the flip she laid the towel over my butt so when I flipped nothing would be out. Totally fine, I don't ever expect to get an HE and so far the massage was great.

She started by standing next to me and rubbing my legs. She would look at my eyes and smile, then look at the bulge in the towel. She started sliding the towel up from the bottom and saw my sack. She made a gasp and looked at me and said "So big!" I didn't mention this before but I was stoned out of my mind and her reaction was really cute and funny so I started laughing, which made her laugh too. She slid the towel back up, only revealing my balls, and touched them a bit.

It felt good. She slid the towel back down, and put her hand on my shoulder and said "I shouldn't touch, I have a boyfriend." I'm like "hey that's okay, we don't have to do anything, the massage has been great so far!" She nodded and kept working on my arms. Every once and a while she would comment about how I was handsome, I tell her she was really cute, and she'd cop a feel on my goods. It was a lot of teasing and then eventually she grabbed my shaft and commented on the size of it too.

At this point I was pretty turned on but I didn't want to do anything unless she instigated it, so I shut my eyes and tried to relax the horny away. She stopped touching me entirely and I heard the door open and close really quickly. I laid there for about 30 seconds then I opened my eyes to readjust myself, and I saw she had in fact not left the room, but was off to the side with her pants pulled down, her bare ass like 3 feet from my face. I kinda jumped because I thought I was alone and it scared me a bit even though she wasn't being malicious. She turned around revealing her gigantic Bush and she asked if I wanted to touch her. She came back to the side of the bed and put my fingers inside. She made some really weird groaning sounds, and covered her mouth with her hand. She ended up kissing me on the mouth l, which led into us making out.

She gave me one of the most aggressive HE's I have ever gotten, she was pulling on stuff, slapping my boys, and inserting her finger into me. All of the earlier teasing led to a gigantic load and she seemed proud of my release. She gave me her number and told me to text her. Which I haven't yet but I might when we get back in town.

I'm going to be honest this was the best HE experience I have ever gotten. Even if I never go back I might text her to hook up sometime. If you go to HS and don't get the same girl you're still going to have a good time, I haven't left that place without an HE.

**LookingOutFor** · 11-22-22 23:39

Originally Posted by BurtForPres [View Original Post]

PM me. Same goes for anyone curious about the exact place.

I pm'ed you. I want to know the place too.

**Philiq** · 11-22-22 17:08

Originally Posted by BurtForPres [View Original Post]

PM me. Same goes for anyone curious about the exact place.

What's the name? I PMd you.

**BurtForPres** · 11-21-22 22:23

Originally Posted by Pga231 [View Original Post]

Reborn massage?

PM me. Same goes for anyone curious about the exact place.

**Pga231** · 11-21-22 17:22

Originally Posted by BurtForPres [View Original Post]

Scoped out a little joint over in and St Paul by hwy 120 & 36. The google reviews indicated it used to be legit, then sold to new management. The AMP kinda management LOL.

Long story short, L1 at a pretty good rate. Totaled 85 for the service (50 house fee for 30 min, haggled 35 tip).

The massage was really less of a massage, more of a "we doing this?" Kinda introduction. A few shoves on the back while straddling, then some sliding of the lower back and legs, and finally the tease to confirm.

Mamasan was probably 40 to 50, petite, no tits but way perky nipples. Got to do a tiny bit of nip licking while she worked. I don't think there is any more than that available. She had jeans on and the sliding door was like 2 inches ajar.

All in all, I was in and out in about 20 minutes. Not rushed, but I just skipped the intro shitty massage and skipped to the good part.

For the price though, it's not bad. Going rate these days is at least 40 on top of house fee as far as I've seen. If you're in the area and need a quick cheapish service, not a bad spot.

Coincidentally, I was just doing laundry and visited in the downtime. The laundry joint was in the same strip mall as another potential AMP. They were closed, but looks like another L1 joint.

Reborn massage?

**BurtForPres** · 11-21-22 11:07

Scoped out a little joint over in and St Paul by hwy 120 & 36. The google reviews indicated it used to be legit, then sold to new management. The AMP kinda management LOL.

Long story short, L1 at a pretty good rate. Totaled 85 for the service (50 house fee for 30 min, haggled 35 tip).

The massage was really less of a massage, more of a "we doing this?" Kinda introduction. A few shoves on the back while straddling, then some sliding of the lower back and legs, and finally the tease to confirm.

Mamasan was probably 40 to 50, petite, no tits but way perky nipples. Got to do a tiny bit of nip licking while she worked. I don't think there is any more than that available. She had jeans on and the sliding door was like 2 inches ajar.

All in all, I was in and out in about 20 minutes. Not rushed, but I just skipped the intro shitty massage and skipped to the good part.

For the price though, it's not bad. Going rate these days is at least 40 on top of house fee as far as I've seen. If you're in the area and need a quick cheapish service, not a bad spot.

Coincidentally, I was just doing laundry and visited in the downtime. The laundry joint was in the same strip mall as another potential AMP. They were closed, but looks like another L1 joint.

**Andrew94** · 11-20-22 14:04

Originally Posted by PenilePerson15 [View Original Post]

She's a tiny little thing with perky nips, pretty new to the biz which is what I expected based on the amount of work required to book. She asked for I'd, LinkedIn, or two references and I went with the latter. She's a nice girl with an amazing body but the whole experience was kind of sterile and mechanical. Her body was strategically placed for most of the session to prevent roaming and once the flip came it was pretty clear extras were not going to be part of the session. Handie was pretty mediocre and I'm not sure I want to put in the effort to see what kind of service I get next time. Cum seems to make her uncomfortable! 200 is too much for this.

https://www.minnesotaerotica.com/cla...pscale-incall/

Thank you for the review.

I was going to see her this weekend, but she did not return my message in time. No roaming? No thanks.

Requesting an I'd isn't totally out of the ordinary, the retired Lola in Crystal did it and she didn't take or give references. Speaking of which, I heard from a provider that Lina=Lola. Have never been able to see Lina, but I find that hard to believe.

**RemoteGhost** · 11-20-22 12:01

I went there yesterday and see similiar scene: one girl was angrily argue sometime, I know mandarin, from what I heard, I feel like one of the girl is not happy she was pushed around by another, and first girl came and get the HF and back out and then another one came in and ask if I called, then third one came in did the massage. Anyway, a bit chaotic and I don't really know why.

Originally Posted by AppleCracker09 [View Original Post]

Was out running errands last week and found myself not far from a place in Hudson and thought why not. ...

**PenilePerson15** · 11-19-22 19:27

She's a tiny little thing with perky nips, pretty new to the biz which is what I expected based on the amount of work required to book. She asked for I'd, LinkedIn, or two references and I went with the latter. She's a nice girl with an amazing body but the whole experience was kind of sterile and mechanical. Her body was strategically placed for most of the session to prevent roaming and once the flip came it was pretty clear extras were not going to be part of the session. Handie was pretty mediocre and I'm not sure I want to put in the effort to see what kind of service I get next time. Cum seems to make her uncomfortable! 200 is too much for this.

https://www.minnesotaerotica.com/cla...pscale-incall/