Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

[AngryBob]

I knew it! My spider senses were tingling. Why post numerous leg shots, mention you'll be in yoga pants, then disclaimer the hell out of an ad stating that it's non-sexual? She's probably one of those who makes you jump through the hoop of a legit first session, with the pretense of *maybe* offering more in the future.

Yup, it's probably legit, but my guess would certainly be a pretense of more available, like a screening perhaps. Anyway, she looks really good.

[Dr Manhattan]

That's hilarious because I know who this is. She used to be a provider from years ago. Must be in her late 50's or 60's now.

I knew it! My spider senses were tingling. Why post numerous leg shots, mention you'll be in yoga pants, then disclaimer the hell out of an ad stating that it's non-sexual? She's probably one of those who makes you jump through the hoop of a legit first session, with the pretense of *maybe* offering more in the future.

[AngryBob]

$250 seems very big ticket for a cuddle session and body rub while wearing athletic shorts. I suppose if she checked off all of your boxes and was a real sweetheart, it may be the ideal thing for some people. Even still, you could get 3 or 4 legit massages for that price. Thoughts?

https://madison.craigslist.org/bts/d...557073173.html

That's hilarious because I know who this is. She used to be a provider from years ago. Must be in her late 50's or 60's now.

[AsiaPhileJake1]

$250 seems very big ticket for a cuddle session and body rub while wearing athletic shorts. I suppose if she checked off all of your boxes and was a real sweetheart, it may be the ideal thing for some people. Even still, you could get 3 or 4 legit massages for that price. Thoughts?

https://madison.craigslist.org/bts/d...557073173.html

Don't bother. She's been doing this overpriced BS for a long time. She used to be more in the Willy street area of Madison. I'm wondering WTF she's doing in Johnson Creek. She even claimed to do life coaching. I never pulled the trigger because communication and reviews at the time were enough to tell me to stay away. She even sent an email out of the blue a couple times to see if I was interested at all. You might get a massage with your shorts on.

[Dr Manhattan]

$250 seems very big ticket for a cuddle session and body rub while wearing athletic shorts. I suppose if she checked off all of your boxes and was a real sweetheart, it may be the ideal thing for some people. Even still, you could get 3 or 4 legit massages for that price. Thoughts?

https://madison.craigslist.org/bts/d...557073173.html

[Mr LoudMonger]

So there is no HE with Suzanne? I almost booked with her but she seemed like it was only legit massage, & wasn't sure if it was a quality massage.

I also used to see Suzanne regularly, for strictly legit massage. It's also been a number of years. Nice lady. A bit disappointed that extras never happened.

Her massages were pretty good, but with one issue: Her massage table doesn't have a face-hole or face-cradle. So when you are face down, your head is cranked all the way to one side or other, and if you have a terrible neck like me, just makes the neck hurt worse.

[JimHoll]

That was quick. The yoga model ad was back up on CL / Resumes for what must have been only a few minutes. Anyone get a response? How are the sessions?

Old number of course but has been posting for years.

[Dr Manhattan]

Yeah I've only seen her the one time, but it was after several weeks of trying to set something up. She only does this a couple days a week, from what I gather.

That was quick. The yoga model ad was back up on CL / Resumes for what must have been only a few minutes. Anyone get a response? How are the sessions?

[MKEhe]

I have texted and called for 2 weeks and no response.

Yeah I've only seen her the one time, but it was after several weeks of trying to set something up. She only does this a couple days a week, from what I gather.

[Rocket27]

I have texted and called for 2 weeks and no response.

Where on a scale of exquisite massage table TLC and quick finish on a bad mattress does this one fall?

https://milwaukee.craigslist.org/hws...454375366.html

[Rocket27]

So there is no HE with Suzanne? I almost booked with her but she seemed like it was only legit massage, & wasn't sure if it was a quality massage.

The photo looks almost similar to Suzanne, who has been offering legit massage out of her apartment on the Eastside for a good 20 years now. She'd allow minimal draping, but I could never get her to turn to the dark side. I can't exactly recommend her for a session. The last time I saw her, it was years ago. She was glued to a glass of red wine the entire time she messaged me. Her profile has been on "Massage Anywhere" or "Holistic Anywhere" for ages. Those listings have been frozen in time since I can remember.

[MKEhe]

The photo looks almost similar to Suzanne, who has been offering legit massage out of her apartment on the Eastside for a good 20 years now. She'd allow minimal draping, but I could never get her to turn to the dark side. I can't exactly recommend her for a session. The last time I saw her, it was years ago. She was glued to a glass of red wine the entire time she messaged me. Her profile has been on "Massage Anywhere" or "Holistic Anywhere" for ages. Those listings have been frozen in time since I can remember.

I agree that Scarlett looks familiar, I feel like I have seen her ad for a while before I saw her, but she is certainly not Suzanne.

[Dr Manhattan]

Search Scarlett on the massage parlor thread. It's a legit setup with a massage table and everything, very good massage. Not an outrageous amount of teasing before the flip / finish. Almost more of a legit therapeutic massage in lingerie where the boobs come out for the end. I was very satisfied with my first visit with her and will probably repeat.

The photo looks almost similar to Suzanne, who has been offering legit massage out of her apartment on the Eastside for a good 20 years now. She'd allow minimal draping, but I could never get her to turn to the dark side. I can't exactly recommend her for a session. The last time I saw her, it was years ago. She was glued to a glass of red wine the entire time she messaged me. Her profile has been on "Massage Anywhere" or "Holistic Anywhere" for ages. Those listings have been frozen in time since I can remember.

[MKEhe]

Where on a scale of exquisite massage table TLC and quick finish on a bad mattress does this one fall?

https://milwaukee.craigslist.org/hws...454375366.html

Search Scarlett on the massage parlor thread. It's a legit setup with a massage table and everything, very good massage. Not an outrageous amount of teasing before the flip / finish. Almost more of a legit therapeutic massage in lingerie where the boobs come out for the end. I was very satisfied with my first visit with her and will probably repeat.

[Dr Manhattan]

Where on a scale of exquisite massage table TLC and quick finish on a bad mattress does this one fall?

https://milwaukee.craigslist.org/hws...454375366.html