EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[Ratso100]

ClassPass?? That's as legit as it gets. What inspired you to seek extras there?

I didn't. Once I got there and got square vibes, I made up a silly excuse and canceled at the last minute. Didn't know this was a legit "therapy" massage site until doing further research.

[Walker333]

ClassPass?? That's as legit as it gets. What inspired you to seek extras there?

There is almost always a possibility to find a hidden treasure UTR at AMP, BUT NOT not at Euro.

[Jinurso]

https://classpass.com/studios/in-hom...o-amys-massage

Well this didn't work out. A dud.

ClassPass?? That's as legit as it gets. What inspired you to seek extras there?

[Ratso100]

https://classpass.com/studios/in-hom...o-amys-massage

Well this didn't work out. A dud.

[ZzTopSterZz]

Anyone been to Maria's recently and know the current staffing situation?

[ApplePiePussy]

Definitely better to call, that's what I did. Disappointed two of us called and got the same time slot and one (not me!) had to go elsewhere.

Damn. That would make me not want to return. Too many options out there to be treated this way.

[KiwiEater48]

For EMPs, it's better to call and make an appointment rather than walk in. The girls usually wait at home and only come to the office when there is an appointment.

Definitely better to call, that's what I did. Disappointed two of us called and got the same time slot and one (not me!) had to go elsewhere.

[Hardwood1060]

For EMPs, it's better to call and make an appointment rather than walk in. The girls usually wait at home and only come to the office when there is an appointment.

Same experience. I arrived on time, had to wait for previous session to end. Next appt at the door knocking before I had a chance to leave. No buffer at all between appts.

Overall good but wish massage was a little firmer.

[Derek110]

Always wondered if the service at heavenly massage at Morton grove translated to other locations. The answer is NO. Fully draped and legit only.

You've actually received more than just a massage at a Heavenly Massage? That seems a little too far fetched. Unless you found a desperate unicorn in Morton Grove. Lead with that story!

[ApplePiePussy]

That happened to me too on Oct. 6. I knocked, nobody there. Called and said someone coming. While I was waiting in middle of the hall by the chairs, another monger knocks. I said they weren't there. He said, "Oh, they must of double booked" and left. A couple minutes later Julie shows up and I get the next hour with her. At the end of my session, a guy is knocking on the door. He had to wait for me to dress, etc. Not sure if he was early or they didn't leave enough time between appointments. I was too relaxed to care.

For EMPs, it's better to call and make an appointment rather than walk in. The girls usually wait at home and only come to the office when there is an appointment.

[KiwiEater48]

Showed up to my scheduled appointment, knocked on the door and no answer. Called the number and booker said she was on the way. Hung around the hallway lobby, and some other guy showed up and knocked on the door, also got no answer. He was nervously hanging out in the side stairwell. I hung out for 8 minutes and left, didn't plan on bickering over double booking if the MT actually showed up.

That happened to me too on Oct. 6. I knocked, nobody there. Called and said someone coming. While I was waiting in middle of the hall by the chairs, another monger knocks. I said they weren't there. He said, "Oh, they must of double booked" and left. A couple minutes later Julie shows up and I get the next hour with her. At the end of my session, a guy is knocking on the door. He had to wait for me to dress, etc. Not sure if he was early or they didn't leave enough time between appointments. I was too relaxed to care.

[OnSome]

Showed up to my scheduled appointment, knocked on the door and no answer. Called the number and booker said she was on the way. Hung around the hallway lobby, and some other guy showed up and knocked on the door, also got no answer. He was nervously hanging out in the side stairwell. I hung out for 8 minutes and left, didn't plan on bickering over double booking if the MT actually showed up.

[Dr Manhattan]

Very false advertising. The lady in the photo on IG, does NOT look like the person I saw a few years ago in shermer, or the one that zz posted. It is still not clear, this is the same girl with the miami number, who now works outcall and incall and not on shermer any further?

If so, again, she is not new. She has been around and just advertising in a different manner. She is also on multiple dating sites.

All I can say is that Miami Lana is worth the time if you enjoy the EMP experience. IG accounnt is genuine. In full make-up, she's actually a sharp looking lady. Yes, she is mature but she knows how to play the EMP game as we've come to know it. No haggling or overly blunt money talk and she's a very diplomatic and polite host in her office. Only drawback is that it's more of a relaxation massage. If you want actual Swedish, I still have a preference for 7 H. Deep tissue is actually superb with Mantra, if you vibe well enough with her and don't feel put off by her edgy 'tude.

[PeteMusk]

Correct! She used to go by Liana, if it helps to differentiate the two.

Very false advertising. The lady in the photo on IG, does NOT look like the person I saw a few years ago in shermer, or the one that zz posted. It is still not clear, this is the same girl with the miami number, who now works outcall and incall and not on shermer any further?

If so, again, she is not new. She has been around and just advertising in a different manner. She is also on multiple dating sites.

[Dr Manhattan]

This version of Lana on Shermer does not look appealing.

Correct! She used to go by Liana, if it helps to differentiate the two.