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09-29-22 11:37 #9791
Posts: 1442018
Originally Posted by ItalianSteel [View Original Post]
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09-29-22 11:31 #9790
Posts: 571An hour
An hour is bluntly too friggin' long for an unenthusiastic RA who gives a crap massage. And I'd say the vast majority of MPs I've seen in the last two years fall into that category.
And sometimes I am just in the mood to unzip, get the job done, get my bottled water, and leave. Hour or no hour.
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09-29-22 10:44 #9789
Posts: 131Originally Posted by ItalianSteel [View Original Post]
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09-29-22 01:11 #9788
Posts: 239First class massage
Mid Everett. Haven't been in a while, was greeted by new lady, slim, glasses and mask, maybe 50 or so. Main reason I go there is that I like the prostate massage and rates hh 40 + 40 tip and decent massage. Was disappointed new girl not into the PM, mediocre massage, nice enough lady, not utr roaming. Normally there are 2 ladies working, but no cars were there and she stopped at one point to answer the door and converse with a prospective client. Then I hear her chattering in Korean so was kind of confused as to whether someone else was there, maybe a walk-in. Probably won't repeat for a while, if at all.
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09-28-22 20:27 #9787
Posts: 81Getting shorted on time? Try this!
Some AMPs have been trying to short change me on the time lately. This applies to FS and non-FS joints. I have resorted to a thing I used to do at AMPs that were notorious for this. When they are just about to begin the massage, I point at the clock on the wall and say "one hour, right". Sometimes they sigh and nod "yes". Haha. Works every time.
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09-28-22 09:43 #9786
Posts: 1737Kent FS AMP
I dropped by the new AMP in Kent again yesterday, hoping for a new girl. Nope. Still one provider who was too old and fat and ugly for me to even consider staying.
Do you want young hotties at the AMPs? Show up, politely say no thanks, and leave.
The security cams are monitored by the owners. They keep track of who gets people to stay (partly why the girls are aggressive in trying to get you to stay).
If the owners see enough people show up and leave, they'll often swap in a better option to help bring biz back up. I know this group has access to better providers because they run shoppes in FedWay that have a couple winners.
Want to see a return of hot providers in Kent? Visit 603 N Central in Kent, park around back, go in, see the uggo, then dip out.
Also dropped in on Oasis in Renton. Mia is old and chubby. Didn't stay.
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09-27-22 22:34 #9785
Posts: 40Element Massage West Seattle White Center
Not much info so did a little recon. 30 min massage. Flirty but perfunctory e. G. Grabbing over grazing "you like eh?" and I could literally feel her sizing me up for upsell potential. Massage 2/10 for the 10 min or so that it lasted; forearms and elbows. . 5 house. 5 tip for a week handy fully clothed. Won't. Be. Back.
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09-27-22 09:44 #9784
Posts: 63Lab coats
Originally Posted by MassagedGuy [View Original Post]
I was so new I didn't know what a gem this was. They were very liberal with very open menus and pink was super hot. I almost always just got the hour HE for 1. 0 since the FS was 2. 0 all in. Young hotties at that rate? Where's my time machine?
It was closed after a few years and the providers all vanished.
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09-27-22 02:41 #9783
Posts: 81Kent Shutdown was actually in 2018 -- My bad on the year.
Originally Posted by ItalianSteel [View Original Post]
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09-26-22 14:27 #9782
Posts: 81Kent Shutdown of 2020
Originally Posted by MassagedGuy [View Original Post]
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09-26-22 13:36 #9781
Posts: 292Originally Posted by CookieGuy [View Original Post]
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09-26-22 13:32 #9780
Posts: 166Body Craft-Lab Coats
Originally Posted by MassagedGuy [View Original Post]
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09-26-22 13:14 #9779
Posts: 292Labcoat common?
I have not seen a report in north king / snohomish country with a woman coming out in a labcoat and leading you to the room then taking it off right away.
My senses are tingling when I hear that. Would like to experience that. Any recomendations for north king south snohomsh?
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09-26-22 13:08 #9778
Posts: 292Originally Posted by ItalianSteel [View Original Post]
I just lost my job so I need a quick pick me up so to speak!
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09-26-22 12:47 #9777
Posts: 120Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]