EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

**Dr Manhattan** · 09-28-22 19:46

Originally Posted by ZzTopSterZz [View Original Post]

This version of Lana on Shermer does not look appealing.

Correct! She used to go by Liana, if it helps to differentiate the two.

**ZzTopSterZz** · 09-28-22 16:07

Originally Posted by DrManhattan [View Original Post]

If genuine, this one looks like a real smoke show. License and name used match up in IL state records:
https://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/Anna91

Confusingly... the number also goes back to this ad:
https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chi...y-rubs/2875718

Which is the same photo often used by this one, who has a completely different legal name and license number:
https://www.instagram.com/lanadayspa.miami/

Lana used to have an office neighboring Mantra on Shermer, who has gone by the name "Anna." So is the first one possibly Mantra with a different number, or am I getting ahead of myself? I've left happy with both, although Lana is 1000% nicer than the other.

"Go-Go Gadget Massage Oil!"

The 6412 number also links to an ad for outcall only with Marta.

https://harlothub.com/united-states/...2-2803065.html

This version of Lana on Shermer does not look appealing.

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/43423/

**Dr Manhattan** · 09-28-22 13:31

Originally Posted by InstantMagic [View Original Post]

Can anyone drop maybe the top two or three EMP's in the Northwest Suburbs?

I have literally never been to an EMP and would love to give them a shot.

Probably the closest EMP is 7 H in Deerfield, but that's still further southeast from you.

I've heard this blond is a bit of a BBW who will take care of you massage-wise. Right across the border from Antioch:

https://www.massageanywhere.com/prof...ttlePieceOfHea

**Dr Manhattan** · 09-28-22 13:17

If genuine, this one looks like a real smoke show. License and name used match up in IL state records:
https://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/Anna91

Confusingly... the number also goes back to this ad:
https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chi...y-rubs/2875718

Which is the same photo often used by this one, who has a completely different legal name and license number:
https://www.instagram.com/lanadayspa.miami/

Lana used to have an office neighboring Mantra on Shermer, who has gone by the name "Anna." So is the first one possibly Mantra with a different number, or am I getting ahead of myself? I've left happy with both, although Lana is 1000% nicer than the other.

"Go-Go Gadget Massage Oil!"

**CodyBro** · 09-28-22 10:44

https://rubmd.com/chicago-il/ce42145...9-059efc9e505c

Anyone tried her before? Could you please share your experience?

Thanks in advance.

**ZzTopSterZz** · 09-28-22 07:21

Originally Posted by Pupsnu [View Original Post]

Saw Julie today. I'd say somewhere between upper 30's and mid 40's. A little worn down (by life, not the business). I am pretty sure everyone gets at least L1, that was clear from the beginning. I was able to feel her up, L1 is for 50, naked is extra 100 on top of 50 so I didn't pursue. No much too write back except that happy ending is guaranteed, but overall a bit meh.

I think you had a misunderstanding. Nude finish for me was 100, not 50+100. Certainly not worth more than 100 and 75 would be more appropriate if we had any decent competition in Chicago.

Can anyone comment on other providers working from the same location? I think there is at least one other.

**Pupsnu** · 09-27-22 21:14

Saw Julie today. I'd say somewhere between upper 30's and mid 40's. A little worn down (by life, not the business). I am pretty sure everyone gets at least L1, that was clear from the beginning. I was able to feel her up, L1 is for 50, naked is extra 100 on top of 50 so I didn't pursue. No much too write back except that happy ending is guaranteed, but overall a bit meh.

Originally Posted by Chorizo1 [View Original Post]

I saw Julie for the 1st time. Very small room. No one mentioned she has a pretty nice butt. Got her almost naked with just pants and under wear pulled down. Didn't let me stick finger all the way in cause she didn't spread her legs all the way open. Definitely doesn't get anywhere near your junk when doing massage which massage isn't the best. Nice lady though. 75/100.

**Walker333** · 09-27-22 18:41

Originally Posted by InstantMagic [View Original Post]

Can anyone drop maybe the top two or three EMP's in the Northwest Suburbs?

I have literally never been to an EMP and would love to give them a shot.

There are None, sorry.

**Gitty** · 09-27-22 16:40

Does this place offer extras? I've heard conflicting reports. Feel free to PM.

**InstantMagic** · 09-27-22 14:26

Can anyone drop maybe the top two or three EMP's in the Northwest Suburbs?

I have literally never been to an EMP and would love to give them a shot.

**DMichaels69** · 09-27-22 14:09

The only thing I see mentioned on the fb page is facials, skin care and weight lose and the posts were from 2015. At least from that it does not look like they offer massage services. So nothing about it screams EMP to me.

Originally Posted by DrManhattan [View Original Post]

Plenty of action over many, many years. The Euros are a suspicious lot. The minute you pretend to know who they are, they get paranoid. I've made a habit to simply call services and ask who is available that day. If it's a name I want to hear, I'll accept the appointment. If it's somebody who I don't want to see, I feign needing a different day or time.

I'm personally wondering about this this older EMP page on FB. Was this anything noteworthy? https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100068181984790.

**Dr Manhattan** · 09-27-22 11:47

Originally Posted by ManTooth [View Original Post]

I went twice over the summer, I asked for Irina and was told she was unavailable the first time, and got a legit massage. The second time I asked for her and saw her, but she was befuddled as to how I might have gotten her name. Massage was good, but no action here.

Plenty of action over many, many years. The Euros are a suspicious lot. The minute you pretend to know who they are, they get paranoid. I've made a habit to simply call services and ask who is available that day. If it's a name I want to hear, I'll accept the appointment. If it's somebody who I don't want to see, I feign needing a different day or time.

I'm personally wondering about this this older EMP page on FB. Was this anything noteworthy? https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100068181984790.

**ManTooth** · 09-27-22 03:01

I went twice over the summer, I asked for Irina and was told she was unavailable the first time, and got a legit massage. The second time I asked for her and saw her, but she was befuddled as to how I might have gotten her name. Massage was good, but no action here.

Originally Posted by ZzTopSterZz [View Original Post]

Anyone been here recently?

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/b...530473213.html

Prior reports of Olga, Irina and Natalia almost two years ago are somewhat mixed.

**Chorizo1** · 09-24-22 10:16

I saw Julie for the 1st time. Very small room. No one mentioned she has a pretty nice butt. Got her almost naked with just pants and under wear pulled down. Didn't let me stick finger all the way in cause she didn't spread her legs all the way open. Definitely doesn't get anywhere near your junk when doing massage which massage isn't the best. Nice lady though. 75/100.