Massage Parlor Reports

[Tendo]

Thanks everyone for the 411.

Mahalo and stay safe.

T.

[Neo12]

Aloha all,

Stuck in the Chinatown area, no rental car, and unable to leave area due to circumstances. Specifically looking for info on places in Chinatown. Asian palace spa is convenient,. Could hit green door or other nearby joints. Any and all info appreciated. Always looking for a good deal.

Mahalo and stay safe.

T.

Don't go to Asian Palace or Green Door. They only have old and ugly workers.

[Tendo]

Aloha all,

Stuck in the Chinatown area, no rental car, and unable to leave area due to circumstances. Specifically looking for info on places in Chinatown. Asian palace spa is convenient,. Could hit green door or other nearby joints. Any and all info appreciated. Always looking for a good deal.

Mahalo and stay safe.

T.

[ClosetPervert9]

Aloha all,

I'm visiting sf for a week or so and if anyone could get me the 411 on Asian palace massage in Chinatown it would be most appreciated. Is it worth the visit and what is the damage. ? Are there better times to visit?

Mahalo and Stay safe.

T.

What are you looking for? And are you willing to travel outside of SF? Feel free to pm.

[Tendo]

Aloha all,

I'm visiting sf for a week or so and if anyone could get me the 411 on Asian palace massage in Chinatown it would be most appreciated. Is it worth the visit and what is the damage. ? Are there better times to visit?

Mahalo and Stay safe.

T.

[Papip]

Hey guys, new here, was wondering if anyone knew any legit nuru massages in the Bay Area, thanks!

[TommyLove]

I wanted to add a few more notes to my post about the PM offering:

1) I forgot to mention that I did some web research, and learned that HALF of men in the US over 50 years of age and up to 90% of men older than 80 years experience benign prostatic hyperplasia (BPH), aka "enlarged prostate" syndrome. I had no idea. I thought it was only 5-10% of older men.

2) Apparently, it's due to our sedentary lifestyle and sitting too much. When we were hunters (chasing prey) and farmers, we would move around enough to "pump" the prostate and keep it healthy. But as we age and slow down, our prostates get old and fat too. A regular, vigorous prostate massage can clean it out and re-establish better circulation to keep the tissue healthy.

3) In Thailand, when I last visited, before the pandemic, I learned that they offer prostate and testicle massages (PM / TM) as a regular men's health practice. It's called jabkasai. The typical pattern for a guy living the life in Bangkok is to go and get a PM / TM in the early afternoon, without ejaculating because it was with an older lady with the training, and then head over to a soapy in the late afternoon for a 2 hour bath / nuru / massage / fuck with a hottie. Then to dinner, which would either be with expat friends or one of your bargirl girlfriends who keep telling you her mother's water buffalo died and she needs $300. After dinner, some drinking in strip club bars in Soi Cowboy or Nana Plaza, where you'd find a gal, pay the bar fine, and have her come back to your hotel. If you paid for ST (short time), you'd wake up and rinse and repeat the day before. If you paid for LT (long time), you'd usually get a BBBJ in the morning, followed by breakfast with her at the buffet, where she'd eat enough for the whole day ahead. I tried this pattern, and it was really fun, but as an older man, I simply couldn't keep up the ejaculatory schedule! I did find that the PM / TM acted like a natural Viagra though. And like medical services, having sex in Bangkok is incredibly cheap. The PM / TM is usually $20, the 2 hr soapy is usually $70, and the evening with a bargirl usually sets you back $100 or so. And entire day of sexual stimulation with multiple pops with different women, for about $200. It's almost an order of magnitude cheaper than hobbying in the US.

By the way, in Pattaya, I sought out a lady who was considered to be the top PM / TM expert in Thailand, named Saranya. Like Grace, she's an older lady with significant knowledge. Anyway, even though she had a very thorough website about her work (the site went down during the pandemic, but you can reach her at: https://www.facebook.com/prostate.saranya/) - I found Grace's technique to be about ten times more effective in controlling BPH! BTW, because Saranya is older and the Bangkok market is so competitive, she worked with a younger hottie who did part of the massage.

Finally, I just learned that Grace is retiring when her spa closes down later this year, so the next few months is pretty much your only chance to experience something so rare and unique. Anyway, let's send her off with some positive energy and respect, rather than ragging on her because she's older. Dude, you're no spring chicken either.

Tom.

Grace sent me a PDF to answer any questions about this, um, wellness program. And I've attached it for you reference. If you need, you can also download here: https://ufile.io/zgkxzkmh.

Again, this is for older guys who are dealing with any enlarged prostate issues. If you are looking for a hot young thing for nice sloppy extras, I'd advise looking elsewhere.

She told me to keep this absolutely to yourself, as alternative health practices sometimes draw negative attention. If you want to share this with a friend with BPH issues, maybe print it out and hand it to him.

Also, if you do go to see her for this treatment, I would appreciate a private message from you with how it went for you and what the results were.

Tommy.

[ClosetPervert9]

Hello seniors, I am a newbie here. I request you guys to please share some value contacts (any in call or massage parlour) My budget is 100 - 200.

I will share my experience in form of a review here.

Thanks in advance.

Be prepared to spend that whole $200.

[RajuBat]

Hello seniors, I am a newbie here. I request you guys to please share some value contacts (any in call or massage parlour) My budget is 100 - 200.

I will share my experience in form of a review here.

Thanks in advance.

[TommyLove]

What was the damage?

It's $70 for an hour for the massage. I tipped $60.

You can PM me if you want any other details.

[Sleyk1]

I'd say it's a solid nine. For a 10, I'd want some back walking and deep tissue. Which she didn't do.

What was the damage?

[ClosetPervert9]

You can find Latinas at Golden Pearl, though that place seems to be pretty standard only CBJ and for me I'd rather not even pay the prices if no BBBJ. As for Russians. Yeah, you've got me. Other than independents on PD, I can't say I have a clue.

Agreed. I'm sad to see it go.

[ImageCreator]

The only place with asians, latinas, and russians.

You can find Latinas at Golden Pearl, though that place seems to be pretty standard only CBJ and for me I'd rather not even pay the prices if no BBBJ. As for Russians. Yeah, you've got me. Other than independents on PD, I can't say I have a clue.

[TommyLove]

Grace sent me a PDF to answer any questions about this, um, wellness program. And I've attached it for you reference. If you need, you can also download here: https://ufile.io/zgkxzkmh.

Again, this is for older guys who are dealing with any enlarged prostate issues. If you are looking for a hot young thing for nice sloppy extras, I'd advise looking elsewhere.

She told me to keep this absolutely to yourself, as alternative health practices sometimes draw negative attention. If you want to share this with a friend with BPH issues, maybe print it out and hand it to him.

Also, if you do go to see her for this treatment, I would appreciate a private message from you with how it went for you and what the results were.

Tommy.

I posted this at Rubmaps, and thought I'd repost it here. It was kind of fun to write:

So here's the scoop on WellCare. It's on Geary near Lamps Plus in San Francisco. It's been a while since I was there, and I wanted to go in to get caught up on things. Anyway, I'm a fan of Grace's prostate massage, which has worked to fix my BPH problem. Sure beats the surgical procedure for it, known as a transurethral resection. A medical term for rotorooting that would deflate any erection. I've been seeing her for her special "acu-prostate" sessions every 2-3 months for a few years now, and it's completely worked. I can proudly hold my piss like a teenager, to the envy of my aging pals. She should take insurance for it, haha!

Anyway, this last session was after a lull of several months, as I didn't have time to go in due to family, work and COVID bubble obligations. But I did go in this last weekend, and had a really good session. The ritual is that Grace greets me at the door, and leads me to the "VIP treatment room" - where I take a shower. Face down first, she goes to town and works out every inch of my back, butt and legs with super deep tissue. And next thing I know, she applies for entry to Brown University, and I hike up my hips and spread my legs. Hosanna, let the healing begin!

Now, please allow me to wax philosophic for a bit, because well, I have nothing better to waste my time on.

In the sauna after the session, I started thinking about Robert Kraft. Remember him? The billionaire who owns the Patriots football team, and has a gorgeous model girlfriend at home. Who was caught in an Asian massage parlor playing with a bevy of MILFs? I mean, this guy could spend more mad money on high end escorts than the rest of us make in a year. Why would he risk everything to do threesomes with 50 year old Asian MILFs? I daresay it's because he's a connoisseur of sensual experiences.

This is exactly what makes WellCare notable. It's the kind of place that appeals to older and wiser connoisseurs of sensuality. Don't get me wrong, I think the young Kgirls in the South Bay are totally dope. So much fun! Really good bang for your buck! But these four treasures at WellCare *Grace, Winnie, Angie and KK they're like fine wines, and those of you who may complain that these wines are too old for you. Well, no problem, more for me. (I will review the other later!

I remember long ago, when I was younger, I chanced upon a Korean spa, and went in to check out the talent. A MILF opened the door and I asked if there was anyone else, and she said, "No only me. " So I made the mistake of saying, "I'm sorry, I was looking for someone younger. " Her response, "Ha! You no chicken either. " I giggled, correcting her, "Spring chicken. Yes you are right, I'm no spring chicken either. " That must have been 20 years ago now, and I am definitely no longer a spring chicken. Over the years, I've learned to be respectful to all women, and appreciate them at every age. Because the Universe will dish back whatever you give it.

Anyway, I am happy to vouch that all four of them. Grace, Winnie, Angie and KK. Are spectacular at the art of making men feel loved and cared for. So please treat them with respect and appreciation! Even in online reviews.

Finally, I asked Grace about a referral for one of my friends to see Angie. Pretty much the only way for you to see one of the others is to see Grace and afterwards, beg for a referral. Grace explained that one guy was referred and was a no-show, which made the girls say, "Back to regulars only, no more referrals!" So that one guy ruined it for the rest of you, the referral system is not operational right now.

FYI, it seems that Winnie, Angie and KK started seeing regulars only to minimize the risk of COVID, but over time, they learned that their income / hour is significantly better when booking regulars instead of sitting around all day waiting for customers to walk in. So nowadays, they prefer to book their sessions with regulars back to back, usually in the mornings, so they have their afternoons free for other pursuits.

It's sort of like what the pandemic did for everyone else when we all started zooming. All part of the Great Resignation. The reality is that they just don't want to deal with the bullshit anymore. The current system presents zero LE risk, minimizes COVID risks, and best of all, there's no bullshit and negativity on Rubmaps! Just seeing their plentiful regulars is what works for them, and they're not going back to the old way of doing things any time soon. So for Angie, KK and Winnie (who you probably won't see again at Wellcare), they are like a trendy dance club with a velvet rope entrance. And a line of people begging to get in. And that's the way they like it.

I'm sure if Robert Kraft lived in San Francisco, he'd be sneaking over to WellCare too! It offers primo quality MILF action, if you can get it!

Note: if you are in need of dealing with BPH, you can experience relief after the very first session, however, it takes several sessions to make a deep and lasting improvement. She recommended that I do 6 sessions in 2 weeks, and then taper down to once a week, then once a month, and that "step down" program totally worked for me.

FYI, I asked a friend who is a top urologist about this, and he said, "Yeah, if this is working then I think this is totally something you should keep doing. Just don't skip the PSA testing to make sure everything is okay. And just between us, I'm tempted to hire a nice Thai girl to do something just like this, but it would cost me my license!" I've referred a couple of friends, and they've experienced similar results.

Grace is a gem who should be cherished in this industry.

[SpicyCurry]

I'd say it's a solid nine. For a 10, I'd want some back walking and deep tissue. Which she didn't do.

Among my ATF, puts me to sleep almost every time. I'm ain't into back walking though, painful to me.