Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

[OrdLover]

And I could be wrong as I am old as f**k mr. Lobster, however the pix look stock and there are some phrases used in the text that look off to my suspicious mind or what is little left of it! "west town" ? Huh? I lived in west loop for 9 years recently and then in jeff park for additional 2 prior to moving out near the big airport AND I have never heard the term "west town" used. Not even suburbanites. The west side? Yes, however no not west town. Could be totally wrong and I hope I am as she does look cute. I know that there were girls doing this sort of "housekeeping", however they did not look as young or as cute as this girl appears. Stosh. All I know.

That is real west town. It is mostly the area around Chicago Ave. It just like east Chicago. A lot people don't think it is real but there is east Chicago.

[JackStraw42]

And I could be wrong as I am old as f**k mr. Lobster, however the pix look stock and there are some phrases used in the text that look off to my suspicious mind or what is little left of it! "west town" ? Huh? I lived in west loop for 9 years recently and then in jeff park for additional 2 prior to moving out near the big airport AND I have never heard the term "west town" used. Not even suburbanites. The west side? Yes, however no not west town. Could be totally wrong and I hope I am as she does look cute. I know that there were girls doing this sort of "housekeeping", however they did not look as young or as cute as this girl appears. Stosh. All I know.

West Town is the area below Wicker Park and west of Noble Square near Ukrainian Village.

[StanleyStankas]

I emailed her and she gave her rates. No idea how far she'll go.

Costumed cleaning. 5.

Partially nude / topless cleaning 1.

Sensual massage 2.

https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/h...464936432.html

And I could be wrong as I am old as f**k mr. Lobster, however the pix look stock and there are some phrases used in the text that look off to my suspicious mind or what is little left of it! "west town" ? Huh? I lived in west loop for 9 years recently and then in jeff park for additional 2 prior to moving out near the big airport AND I have never heard the term "west town" used. Not even suburbanites. The west side? Yes, however no not west town. Could be totally wrong and I hope I am as she does look cute. I know that there were girls doing this sort of "housekeeping", however they did not look as young or as cute as this girl appears. Stosh. All I know.

[Lobster123]

I emailed her and she gave her rates. No idea how far she'll go.

Costumed cleaning. 5.

Partially nude / topless cleaning 1.

Sensual massage 2.

https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/h...464936432.html

[RoronoaZ]

Did you partake?

I finally saw her the other day. Nice ass, great tits, South African, had a roommate that stayed away and I never saw. She was very sweet, acted shy, but eventually got the deed. Out the door with tip gave 160 for hr with L1, tits out, and ass bare for a bit. It was a lot but I gave a bit extra the first time to establish a good report between us. She uses a shit ton of oil for the massage, which I hate, but has a shower for use afterward. When I finally convinced her to show her 36 DD's, her tits were very oily like someone played with them before me. Didn't like that they still had that much oil on them. Either way, the experience was a nice change of pace. She is friendly and has a notable accent. Would recommend overall.

[ComeRapMe]

Did you partake?

If not I'll TOFTT and report back.

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/h...462324353.html

[RoronoaZ]

If not I'll TOFTT and report back.

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/h...462324353.html

[DMichaels69]

I think she has multiple ad's everywhere including tryst with multiple phone numbers and old pics. I talked with her briefly on the phone. She told me she was in Cary, was going to give me an address near where she worked out of to go to first. I asked her to give me the real address as I did not want to wait too long at some other place since I was driving a ways. She starting ranting on and on and I told her never mind.

She's been around there for a while. I just posted about her this morning: http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...-Crystal-Lake-(McHenry-County-Area)&p=5809531&viewfull=1#post5809531 #2526.

I haven't seen anything about her recently, last I had seen was April 2019 in the McHenry / Crystal Lake thread. She's go a bitchy attitude, GPS and is most likely a tease, unless you're Really willing to throw some cash away = avoid at all costs LOL.

Ha yes, glad I am not the only one. Said similar things to me. Cary is super far out there, I wouldn't really call it the NW burbs, but it sounds better than specifically saying come out to Cary. Said she usually only deals with mature crowds so don't ask questions, and don't expect she will take just anyone. I guess it is like getting into a private club in Cary.

[StanleyStankas]

Ha yes, glad I am not the only one. Said similar things to me. Cary is super far out there, I wouldn't really call it the NW burbs, but it sounds better than specifically saying come out to Cary. Said she usually only deals with mature crowds so don't ask questions, and don't expect she will take just anyone. I guess it is like getting into a private club in Cary.

Cary illinois is not a northwest suburb by any reach. It's a small town in north western illinois. Barrington, which is considered a northwest suburb is way the f**k out there cary is still further out from there. Crystal lake is way out and cary is even further. A good two hours away if one is in the city. During rush traffic it could be two days after your appointment!! WTF are these c**ts thinking? Oh that's right they're not!! Stosh and out fellas. Too funny!

[PeteMusk]

I called this chick this morning, whose ad says NW Burbs. She told me it's 125/ hr and that she's all the way in Cary, IL and to come now. Is that even considered NW burbs? Either way, when I learned that, I told her I'd try another time as that's a bit too far for me, and she was quick to hang up.

Only to text me immediately after suggesting I find an Asian massage parlor in my area and that she rarely posts and rarely accepts new clients so I was lucky I was going to get in. Really big GPS here. I just said thanks for letting me know and I'll try to reach out again in the future. Then she continued. "You're going to have to schedule in advance and I verify BTW. " I just blocked her at that point and I'm glad I didn't see such a pissy woman. Why would anyone pay to see someone so miserable is beyond me. Anyway, here's her info if that suits your fancy.

Ha yes, glad I am not the only one. Said similar things to me. Cary is super far out there, I wouldn't really call it the NW burbs, but it sounds better than specifically saying come out to Cary. Said she usually only deals with mature crowds so don't ask questions, and don't expect she will take just anyone. I guess it is like getting into a private club in Cary.

[Zeuss]

I called this chick this morning, whose ad says NW Burbs. She told me it's 125/ hr and that she's all the way in Cary, IL and to come now. Is that even considered NW burbs? Either way, when I learned that, I told her I'd try another time as that's a bit too far for me, and she was quick to hang up.

Only to text me immediately after suggesting I find an Asian massage parlor in my area and that she rarely posts and rarely accepts new clients so I was lucky I was going to get in. Really big GPS here. I just said thanks for letting me know and I'll try to reach out again in the future. Then she continued. "You're going to have to schedule in advance and I verify BTW. " I just blocked her at that point and I'm glad I didn't see such a pissy woman. Why would anyone pay to see someone so miserable is beyond me. Anyway, here's her info if that suits your fancy.

Also, for someone who rarely posts, her post has been up since yesterday and is still up as I type this LOL.

Edit: trying to upload photos of her ad, but the upload is buggy. Here is her ad in the meantime: https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/bts/d/north-chicago-therapeutic-massage-by-cmt/7453798968.html

She's been around there for a while. I just posted about her this morning: http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...-Crystal-Lake-(McHenry-County-Area)&p=5809531&viewfull=1#post5809531 #2526.

I haven't seen anything about her recently, last I had seen was April 2019 in the McHenry / Crystal Lake thread. She's go a bitchy attitude, GPS and is most likely a tease, unless you're Really willing to throw some cash away = avoid at all costs LOL.

[DMichaels69]

She also advertised on RR. I texted her once for pricing and at that time she said 250/ hr, then I saw an updated ad on RR for 140/ hr but never pulled the trigger. Thanks for the report.

I called this chick this morning, whose ad says NW Burbs. She told me it's 125/ hr and that she's all the way in Cary, IL and to come now. Is that even considered NW burbs? Either way, when I learned that, I told her I'd try another time as that's a bit too far for me, and she was quick to hang up.

Only to text me immediately after suggesting I find an Asian massage parlor in my area and that she rarely posts and rarely accepts new clients so I was lucky I was going to get in. Really big GPS here. I just said thanks for letting me know and I'll try to reach out again in the future. Then she continued. "You're going to have to schedule in advance and I verify BTW. " I just blocked her at that point and I'm glad I didn't see such a pissy woman. Why would anyone pay to see someone so miserable is beyond me. Anyway, here's her info if that suits your fancy.

Also, for someone who rarely posts, her post has been up since yesterday and is still up as I type this LOL.

Edit: trying to upload photos of her ad, but the upload is buggy. Here is her ad in the meantime: https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/bts/d/north-chicago-therapeutic-massage-by-cmt/7453798968.html

[RoronoaZ]

I called this chick this morning, whose ad says NW Burbs. She told me it's 125/ hr and that she's all the way in Cary, IL and to come now. Is that even considered NW burbs? Either way, when I learned that, I told her I'd try another time as that's a bit too far for me, and she was quick to hang up.

Only to text me immediately after suggesting I find an Asian massage parlor in my area and that she rarely posts and rarely accepts new clients so I was lucky I was going to get in. Really big GPS here. I just said thanks for letting me know and I'll try to reach out again in the future. Then she continued. "You're going to have to schedule in advance and I verify BTW. " I just blocked her at that point and I'm glad I didn't see such a pissy woman. Why would anyone pay to see someone so miserable is beyond me. Anyway, here's her info if that suits your fancy.

Also, for someone who rarely posts, her post has been up since yesterday and is still up as I type this LOL.

Edit: trying to upload photos of her ad, but the upload is buggy. Here is her ad in the meantime: https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/bts/d/north-chicago-therapeutic-massage-by-cmt/7453798968.html

[RoronoaZ]

It's a definite pass for her, I saw her many years ago and even then thought she was way too old. I feel bad that she is still
out there having to do whatever it takes to make a buck.
No roaming , attractive no longer .

She ended up not responding when I tried to confirm as I was about to leave, then gave some bs response to make it up to me. Thankfully I've read these responses and will save the time and effort.

[Ron M]

I have. Good massage with standard finish. Total damage was 1. 2.

Might be worth seeing just for the massage. I got nothing against older ladies.