Massage Parlor Reports

[Ravane]

It is creeps like you that has made myself and others reticent to post the latest and greatest information on local superstars. Remember Neverland? Everybody who wanted to know about that but couldn't get it -- even by PM -- just give Sleepin cretin and his sort of ilk a big "thank you, b!tch!"

LoveLOS

Whilst I have not been a frequent poster of late, I am still a frequent reader. I have indeed began to notice over the last few months the reduction of information on 'superstars', etc, by the most senior among us. It has gotten to the point where I have resorted to PMing some of my known and trusted collegues just to be privvy to information that they seem to be no longer willing to publicly share.I myself have taken their hint, and acted accordingly. This is a pity, but understandable nontheless. I guess that since this is indeed a public forum, then we have to suffer the presence of those who, under other circumstances, we would choose not to. Nontheless, remember that it is possible to automatically not see posts from anyone who you would choose not to. So, thank goodness for small mercies.

Selah!

[Smoke & Mirrors]

I love my pogee I love my Pogee, I love my pogee??? Don't tread on my pogee, If you know what's good for you..

[Sleeping Bag]

Your "lack of favor" exposed her to whatever infections you might be carrying. Her "lack of favor" exposed you to nothing of the sort. Maybe you should learn to think before you spew.

Let's see, I paid for a full hour service including massage. She offered no massage. And all you can think of is that you'd be kind to her? If anyone has ruined the nights for us mongers, it's guys like you.

I'd advise you think before you say anything, Maxipad.

Peace

[Ian Dokkaebi]

People like Sleeping Douche Bag need serious help. Reading such reports bring nothing but hatred for his kind, regardless the degree of their mental handicap.

It saddens me in realization that the ladies have to deal with such ass wipes.

On the other hand, I applaud the rest of you for voicing your objections and standing against such indignity. It's reassuring to see that the good guys are still out there.

Ian

[NukeyNuke]

Got the fever this weekend. Originally intended to hit a strip club and then go to Young's, but the traffic was too bad for me. Is navigating Georgetown's traffic totally stupid or what? Screw that.

Instead I ended up at Supra. I don't normally go there because parking is usually impossible and I hate to park outside the city and take the metro in, which seems to be the only way to get there unless you take a bus, taxi, or live near Dupont. However, the times I've been there before, it was great.

Bacchus favored my venture...parking spaces were available right outside.

Went up the 4 (count them...I did) flights of stairs. Mamasan opened the door for me just as soon as I hit the 4th flight, took me by the hand and shuffled me into the room.

In walks Suzie.

Everything (positive) that has been said about her is very true. She's a cute spinner, with an energetic and upbeat attitude. Bolt on's look real good and she is very playful.

Shower fairly uneventful, but hit the spots. She's small and not powerful enough to give a real strong massage but for a relatively light one it was good. I think because I'm a big guy, most girls at the AMP's believe I need a very hard massage. I usually leave bruised and battered. Suzie's massage was a welcome relief.

She's going to marry one of you guys, for sure. She kept talking about it during our session. From reading the previous posts this seems to be a theme of hers.

She had good skills! Good covered work, during which I got to tittle the thang. She was very slippery when I finished, which is something one can't fake. She seemed to actually hit a high during the workout in the stable...could have been fake but if so it was a damned good fake. A little sweat on the back usually tells the story and she had that. However, while I'm savvy enough to not be taken for stupid, I appreciate a good lie from time to time. There's always the possibility that this was one of those times...

I checked out the scenery from behind and ended up looking down at an extremely cute view. Hawt tawel, then quite a bit of conversation. The place was not busy at all so she wasn't in a hurry. Probably 1.5 of time. Real personable...tried to teach me basic klanguage.

Going to have make Supra a top destination when I've got the fever.

Kisses on the way out from both mamasan and Suzie. Would definitely repeat.

Shit, I had such a nice glow going afterwards that I went to Hee Been in Alexandria afterwards for some spicy beef soup and pork bulgogi. The regular k-girls there looked real good as well!

Nuke

[Jake Jj 1492]

Very well said guys...and, as LL said, this is the very reason that you'll rarely - if ever - hear about real superstars and special ladies on here. There's nothing worse than sending more business to them and then these creeps come out of the woodwork and ruin their night or worse.

Now let's leave this loser to whither in the cold.

[Friendly1]

In the past, under different guises, I have often written about how I treat the girls who work in AMPs. Treat them as you want to be treated yourselves. I think most of us do that. We all have reasons for patronizing AMPs. Some of us may patronize because we do not typically have successful or fulfilling relationships with women. We never should stoop to abusing these women in any way.

I have become close friends with a few AMP girls. They typically do not like what they do, but they believe that they have no choice in order to make the money they do. When I go, I like to brighten their day a little bit. I think I get positive payback from this approach. If you do not like the service you can talk to the manager, the girl herself or adjust your tip.

[CabDriver52]

Ok. Maybe my previous post/comment was off color. Sorry for offending the hobby/ladies. I simply took it out of context and was wrong.

All right. To move to last night. Daylight savings time was really kicking my a$$ so I decided the yellow fever was in need of some attention. So I'm off into dreamland, like Alice but better. So I find myself down near 14th & K st. So I'm there and I meed a lady names Yumi. Sounds like you-me. Very nice package, body is kicking, pretty face. A little feisty too, which I like.

We're in the bath and I'm getting washed like a baby. Nothing left untouched. Water good and hot. Soap was ample. Back to the room, I get the massage from hell. Hard but I really didn't care. I was there to have some fun and get the full treatment. She walked, danced and stood on my back. Next I get the hard hands, all over. Moving right into the quick motion like kneading bread. Awesome. Bit I digress.

She vanishes and I get a chance to recover. She's back and next I have this heavenly body next to me. I do the flip-per thing and what do I see, a hottie working the little man. Cool. Nice and relaxing. So next I get the RCG. I live for things like this. The cans are giggling and man are they nice. Firm, round and full. The clam has a small beard but is sure looks good.

Ok, so new a missionary is knocking at the door, looking for a donation. Nothing doing, I'm too into something else. She's smiling and so am I. We actually joke a little and move to the next act. We decide to walk the dog, and it's great. So, the nut gets cracked and everyone is happy.

Standard cleanup, she's happy to simply be there. Hot towel, a nice big hug. I'm dressed and on my way. Just past an hour. Works for me.

Solid 8s across the board.

I would recommend her. Highly.

Home by midnight. With a Cheshire Cat grin.

Be safe out there.

Peace out.

Cabbie!

[Dr Bombay]

We can ignore the jerk, but what about the ladies who have take his abuse? I like this hobby, but what about the women hating cretins? He is the underbelly of mongering. I can understand why so many feel they have to shut things down because of sickos like sleeping bag.

[LoveLOS]

Sleepin' Cretin,
I have now seen you in action on two boards, this and Baltimore. You behavior on [both boards is unacceptable and has caused an uproar from a host of the most respected members on both boards. For reasons that Max, JJ and Lex (well written, BTW) have outlined, your attitude and behavior toward working girls is, well, cretin.

Your behaviors for others to review:
Your Baltimore report. -- Note the "all bb" comment
Your DC report. -- Note the "lol" comment
I don't even want to research your sordid past on other boards. Yuuuk.

Your replies to your peers on USG:
stfu benchseats rock douchebag --reply to Benchseats Rock
Bring It On! --reply to Dr.Monger
It would take a loser like you to actually invest the time... --reply to Dr.Monger
cry to mommy, then --reply to Geesh
So go cry to mommy that you got sand in your pussy... --reply to Max Billion

And I expect your reply to this and the last four senior member's reports will, no doubt, further solidify my point that you are waste of low-cost bandwidth; not to mention the perfectly good oxygen you steal from the rest of us each day. It is creeps like you that has made myself and others reticent to post the latest and greatest information on local superstars. Remember Neverland? Everybody who wanted to know about that but couldn't get it -- even by PM -- just give Sleepin cretin and his sort of ilk a big "thank you, b!tch!"

I hope this is the last time I have to type anything about or to this guy. Twice is enough, and I now exhort the same message that BSR posted. Let us stop feeding this troll, and he too will eventually lose interest and leave us alone. If he hasn't gotten the message loud and clear by now, he may not posses the intelligence to assimilate the information, so we shouldn't make fun of him.

My last attempt to exhort to reasonableness:
Sleepin--If you continue in your present path, you will piss enough people off that you can get a special designation by your name -- "serial antagonist." Not a threat, just how it works here.

Peace? Sure would be nice.
LoveLOS

[LexLuther]

Not to beat a dead horse, but JJ and some of the other seniors are quite correct. The women we discuss on the USASexGuide are human beings. For reasons of their own, they have chosen to work in an industry in which they unfortunately have scant legal protection. They risk their health, freedom, and many other important things we all take for granted in order to support themselves and/or their loved ones.

Some members of society (for example the police, courts, and most non-customers) do not feel that these women are entitled to the same respect that the rest of us take for granted. However as a customer, I have always felt that these women deserve to be treated with respect. I'm talking about AMP workers in particular here. With very few exceptions, I have always been treated well by AMP girls as well as the managers of such establishments.

There are, in my opinion, a number of unwritten rules to which we should all adhere. Some of them apply to providers in general and not just AMP girls. The first one is that you never try to cheat a working girl. Even if you are not satisfied, you always pay either what was agreed upon or what you know to be the standard tariff.

The second is common sense and applies not just to working girls but to any women with whom you have sexual relations. You don't force a woman to do anything she does not wish to do. You may cajole her, offer her gifts of one sort or another, even threaten not to see her again. But you don't force her. And you don't do or threaten to do bodily harm, no matter how much you paid her and no matter how unsatisfied you were. Even if the girl is a prostitute, if you force her to do what she does not wish to do, that's rape.

As others have pointed out, what Dirt Bag did is dangerous for all of us and certainly does nothing to improve the attitude of AMP girls.

LexLuther

[Sleazebum]

There is clearly NO EXCUSE for abusing these women! Not in this way nor any other way!

They deserve the same respect and proper treatment we ALL expect when on our jobs!

To do anything less is to just be a flaming creep! And that is the nicest thing to be said about it.

I will not discuss this further. If the jackass who did it doesn't recognize himself for what he is and did there is nothing I can say or do to correct his messed up attitude.

I imagine the prisons have many like individuals in residence.

Peace!

JJ

We had this problem in Baltimore. LoveLOS and the good Doctor took the time to remind us to NEVER FEED THE TROLLS...
It may not be a bad time to remind the D.C. forum of the same wisdom.



Benchseats Rock

[Benchseats Rock]

Let's see here. She refused to give me a massage. I refused to not spew on her face. I returned a lack of favor for lack of favor. And you're asking me how it's making things harder for the rest of us.

Tell you what, dipshit, learn to think before you talk!

Your "lack of favor" exposed her to whatever infections you might be carrying. Her "lack of favor" exposed you to nothing of the sort. Maybe you should learn to think before you spew.

We had this problem in Baltimore. LoveLOS and the good Doctor took the time to remind us to NEVER FEED THE TROLLS...
It may not be a bad time to remind the D.C. forum of the same wisdom.



Benchseats Rock

[Max Beelyun]

Let's see here. She refused to give me a massage. I refused to not spew on her face. I returned a lack of favor for lack of favor. And you're asking me how it's making things harder for the rest of us.

Your "lack of favor" exposed her to whatever infections you might be carrying. Her "lack of favor" exposed you to nothing of the sort. Maybe you should learn to think before you spew.

[Sleeping Bag]

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