Strip Club Reports

**NewLove24** · 02-03-22 16:06

Originally Posted by DennisonDean [View Original Post]

Anyone care to share info on Woodys. Any extras to be had in private dance? How private is the VIP area? Rates for a happy ending.

I've been there twice and have still yet to see a girl. Had a few drinks and bounced both times.

**DennisonDean** · 02-02-22 21:46

Anyone care to share info on Woodys. Any extras to be had in private dance? How private is the VIP area? Rates for a happy ending.

**FrankSzoll** · 09-19-21 14:39

Yessir! Sometimes more- just to jack off and look at nude girl. I'm telling you it is a sophisticated trap such to the point where the guy just gives up and is GLAD to walk away and let them hit the card for 800 . Afteralll, if you go in stumbling drunk, then later sober up and realize you got a flight to catch with a whole wife and family waiting back home it doesn't seem so bad to take an 800 hit off a card with a 10 k limit, especially when you already probably spent 3-4 k on the trip. And especially considering they already got your thumb print, very wicked place with a very specific target which works perfectly in the dynamic that is kw.

**CueBall826** · 09-13-21 14:59

Originally Posted by FrankSzoll [View Original Post]

It IS ABSOLUTELY a fake brothel. And I agree that you got very lucky. Almost always it is 800 to jack of while the girl is nude and NO touching allowed at all. These rules are carefully enforced, so it is highly unusual that anything will happen other than a lot of trickery well practice with training that is rather sophisticated such that drunk tourists (the only target, really) don't stand a chance. THERE IS A REASON THIS PLACE HAS BEEN SO LONG IN EXISTENCE. Now, they are free to give out their numbers and often do for OTC. With OTC your chances are much better, but the price will not be.

800? No way.

**FrankSzoll** · 09-11-21 14:32

It IS ABSOLUTELY a fake brothel. And I agree that you got very lucky. Almost always it is 800 to jack of while the girl is nude and NO touching allowed at all. These rules are carefully enforced, so it is highly unusual that anything will happen other than a lot of trickery well practice with training that is rather sophisticated such that drunk tourists (the only target, really) don't stand a chance. THERE IS A REASON THIS PLACE HAS BEEN SO LONG IN EXISTENCE. Now, they are free to give out their numbers and often do for OTC. With OTC your chances are much better, but the price will not be.

**CueBall826** · 09-11-21 14:28

Originally Posted by Louielouie [View Original Post]

You got lucky, most guys have to jack off to a nude girl for lot of money.

Strip clubs are not worth it especially in the Florida keys. You want to get laid you would have to spend over $300 for 30 min from these strippers but if some charge you $300 for about 3 hrs then I think it's well worth it. Do you guys agree? To me 3 hrs is a long time. I spent $250 for 5 hrs on a escort about 15 almost 20 yrs ago.

**Louielouie** · 09-09-21 22:09

Originally Posted by Namdat [View Original Post]

Its not a fake brothel, just an exorbitantly priced one. I've fucked one of them 15 $$ and another offered the sam arrangement but was un connected to the first. This is both in and out of the place so don't think once you get the number to meet outside you will get a reasonable deal. And no I cannot afford this, was just drunk and stupid on 3 occasions.

You got lucky, most guys have to jack off to a nude girl for lot of money.

**Namdat** · 09-08-21 11:19

Originally Posted by MarblesKyle [View Original Post]

VIP Club actually came up in conversation at work today with someone else who had just been to Key West, he basically described a house with a front porch full of half naked women. I remembered my last trip to Key West (almost ten years ago) we saw a place just like this. Three hotties sitting on the porch calling to us to come inside. We thought it was a strip club so we went in. Turned out to be a fake brothel, and I could tell right away so I got the hell out of there. My friend wasn't so lucky.

I showed my coworker a picture of this place on google and he confirmed that was it. I can't believe this place is still open. I've never seen a more blatant scam in my mongering career. Granted, ten years ago the women were gorgeous. It sounds like now they are running out the B team and even posting fake five star reviews of themselves on Google.

How does a place like this not get shut down?

Its not a fake brothel, just an exorbitantly priced one. I've fucked one of them 15 $$ and another offered the sam arrangement but was un connected to the first. This is both in and out of the place so don't think once you get the number to meet outside you will get a reasonable deal. And no I cannot afford this, was just drunk and stupid on 3 occasions.

**Only Me** · 08-29-21 18:20

I spent a few days in Key West, enjoying the sights, including the sights of the women at Bare Assets. Given the multitude of high priced tourist-oriented businesses, I wasn't expecting much from Key West's strip clubs, but decided that if I was going to give one a shot, I'd visit a club not on Duvall Street, so I walked over to Bare Assets around 8 pm on weekday evening. And was I happily surprised at what I found. While the stage dances were normal, the private dances were full contact, especially from the Latina dancers. Regular laps are $40 per song, but the high level of contact made it worthwhile. Songs are decent length. While I had to stay covered, the dancers did plenty of stick shifting, through my pants or reaching up under my shorts for some direct contact. In the three for $100 room, I was treated to a great deal of lip-to-lip contact, with both sets of the dancer's lips on mine. I spent around $300 and had dances from five dancers and left quite satisfied.

**PhxFunLover** · 07-03-21 09:04

Originally Posted by MarblesKyle [View Original Post]

VIP Club actually came up in conversation at work today with someone else who had just been to Key West, he basically described a house with a front porch full of half naked women. I remembered my last trip to Key West (almost ten years ago) we saw a place just like this. Three hotties sitting on the porch calling to us to come inside. We thought it was a strip club so we went in. Turned out to be a fake brothel, and I could tell right away so I got the hell out of there. My friend wasn't so lucky.

I showed my coworker a picture of this place on google and he confirmed that was it. I can't believe this place is still open. I've never seen a more blatant scam in my mongering career. Granted, ten years ago the women were gorgeous. It sounds like now they are running out the B team and even posting fake five star reviews of themselves on Google.

How does a place like this not get shut down?

I can't imagine how that place has survived for so long. Last time I was in Key West was 2009 and that place was already established ripoff shop. Must get getting over on all those cruise ship customers.

**MarblesKyle** · 04-28-21 15:12

Originally Posted by Louielouie [View Original Post]

If you read old posts you will find out people have paid as much as a grand only to ack themselves off. Tourist trap.

VIP Club actually came up in conversation at work today with someone else who had just been to Key West, he basically described a house with a front porch full of half naked women. I remembered my last trip to Key West (almost ten years ago) we saw a place just like this. Three hotties sitting on the porch calling to us to come inside. We thought it was a strip club so we went in. Turned out to be a fake brothel, and I could tell right away so I got the hell out of there. My friend wasn't so lucky.

I showed my coworker a picture of this place on google and he confirmed that was it. I can't believe this place is still open. I've never seen a more blatant scam in my mongering career. Granted, ten years ago the women were gorgeous. It sounds like now they are running out the B team and even posting fake five star reviews of themselves on Google.

How does a place like this not get shut down?

**JohnSmitha** · 01-09-21 19:21

Lots of good looking european imports; noting on menu in the club besides feeling their ass and titties up $20/ dance. One was willing to come to my hotel but it didn't seem worth the 500.

**Louielouie** · 01-05-21 17:38

Originally Posted by KJohn58 [View Original Post]

Visited the Garter and was loaded with lovely ladies, and was almost instantly approached by several. Lots of sample touches and feels were served up, did a quick private lap dance with one for 20, during which time I was educated on the menu. I was in a good position to pass as my wife was waiting next door at Harry's. Once I went back to the bar stage area the hustle was cordially ended.

The best offer actually happened next door as the local popular rock band jammed a beautiful lady selling Jell-O shots offered to spend the night with us bringing the can of whipped cream. Throughout the night several extremely attractive ladies wired the bar stools for a drink and it was obvious a quick conversation could quickly turn into a prospective amount of enjoyment.

There's plenty of excitement to be found especially near the midnight hour if you know how to look. You might even get lucky with the right couple looking to fulfill fantasy's while on vacation (which by the way is high on the list of interest).

What was the menu and rates?

**KJohn58** · 01-05-21 12:22

Visited the Garter and was loaded with lovely ladies, and was almost instantly approached by several. Lots of sample touches and feels were served up, did a quick private lap dance with one for 20, during which time I was educated on the menu. I was in a good position to pass as my wife was waiting next door at Harry's. Once I went back to the bar stage area the hustle was cordially ended.

The best offer actually happened next door as the local popular rock band jammed a beautiful lady selling Jell-O shots offered to spend the night with us bringing the can of whipped cream. Throughout the night several extremely attractive ladies wired the bar stools for a drink and it was obvious a quick conversation could quickly turn into a prospective amount of enjoyment.

There's plenty of excitement to be found especially near the midnight hour if you know how to look. You might even get lucky with the right couple looking to fulfill fantasy's while on vacation (which by the way is high on the list of interest).

**Louielouie** · 01-04-21 19:48

Originally Posted by RockPaper7777 [View Original Post]

This past week I strolled past the VIP Club many times. It is located on the famous Duvall St. , down near it's southern terminus. The club is in an old restored Key West building. The porch of the house projects out to within just a few feet of the sidewalk. Many times I saw a pair of girls sitting in chairs on the porch, having a smoke, and calling out to occasional guys as they passed, "just to say hello. " The girls were dressed in stripper outfits, with an abbreviated dressing gown on top, and always had their legs stretched out with their heels resting on the porch railing. It definitely got my attention. The only problem was that these girls had protruding beer bellies, and large butts, . What the hell, some of you dudes might dig it! I never went inside (please see earlier reports on this VIP Club on this board), just reporting a sighting of poozle.

If you read old posts you will find out people have paid as much as a grand only to ack themselves off. Tourist trap.