Massage Parlor Reports

[Trobber222]

What I really enjoyed about her, and this was pre-covid, was that she's 1) not asian and speaks fluent English and 2) was willing to participate in DFK, and she's a pretty good kisser. Not sure if this has changed since / during the pandemic?

Going to have to plan in advance from the sounds of the comms.

Is she MSOG with the hour? At 100/200 I'd be smart to book two back to back 1/2 hours to be sure based on the pics I might be a 5 minute appointment otherwise.

[TeeTime69]

Has anyone figured out what they've spent so far on this hobby?

Top girl for BBBJ and BBFS, 36 or 37 times with CIP about $8900 over about 17 months with extended breaks, including her visit to her Uncle. Average session about $185. The rest is emergency housing, telephone equipment, transportation. Chaos follows her.

Girl #2 was a sugar baby and I spent about $6500 in 5 years. The sex was infrequent.

The rest are inconsequential in terms of spending. Mostly market rate massages.

[Jp1225]

Has anyone figured out what they've spent so far on this hobby?

For me, it started with dropping $180 at LA Spa in Portland at 23 years ago. I blew thru $40 k of 401 k. If I miss a week of mongering I go 3-4 times the next. For me I would say it's at $20 k a year. 23 years. Hell let's factor in gas money and and time and call it $500 k.

1/2 a million. Just took out a 30 year mortgage for that much. Could have paid cash. That's the power of pussy.

[Member #6244]

What I really enjoyed about her, and this was pre-covid, was that she's 1) not asian and speaks fluent English and 2) was willing to participate in DFK, and she's a pretty good kisser. Not sure if this has changed since / during the pandemic?

She's still down for the DFK. I don't partake but she definitely gestured it toward me when I saw her. To each his own I just have no interest in kissing a provider at this point in my life since I'm committed.

[JietMan]

My team of Accountants (not the kind I know from TikTok) should have it tallied up by the April 18 deadline.

What else would I spend my IRA and 401-k RMD on?

https://youtu.be/D9QCvgKW7fk

[SingDong99]

It's interesting to see an opinion of her like this. I agree 100% about the no ass and hips which makes her look almost cartoonish LOL her face is ok but what makes guys come back is her demeanor and patience with her service. Oh yeah and her perfect implants. I only saw her one time about a year ago and it was incredible, I haven't been back because the price is a bit steep and it's a bit of a drive for me. But with all this talk about her I think I'm going to have to give into my urges (FYI her phone is out of service right now. Looks like she does this when she's not taking clients. I talked to her last week and she said she was green lights from here on out, anybody know what's up?

What I really enjoyed about her, and this was pre-covid, was that she's 1) not asian and speaks fluent English and 2) was willing to participate in DFK, and she's a pretty good kisser. Not sure if this has changed since / during the pandemic?

[Member #6244]

She's nice but she doesn't have an ass at all or any hips and really short too. She's literally all boobs that she comes off as stocky kinda which doesn't work for me. Thought the boobs would be enough but haven't felt any urge to go back. Good time though. To each his own.

It's interesting to see an opinion of her like this. I agree 100% about the no ass and hips which makes her look almost cartoonish LOL her face is ok but what makes guys come back is her demeanor and patience with her service. Oh yeah and her perfect implants. I only saw her one time about a year ago and it was incredible, I haven't been back because the price is a bit steep and it's a bit of a drive for me. But with all this talk about her I think I'm going to have to give into my urges (FYI her phone is out of service right now. Looks like she does this when she's not taking clients. I talked to her last week and she said she was green lights from here on out, anybody know what's up?

[TeeTime69]

Has anyone figured out what they've spent so far on this hobby?

My team of Accountants (not the kind I know from TikTok) should have it tallied up by the April 18 deadline.

What else would I spend my IRA and 401-k RMD on?

[JietMan]

You spent $20,000 on her and didn't get one fuck out of it? Wow.

Has anyone figured out what they've spent so far on this hobby?

[Liquor Lotto]

She's nice but she doesn't have an ass at all or any hips and really short too. She's literally all boobs that she comes off as stocky kinda which doesn't work for me. Thought the boobs would be enough but haven't felt any urge to go back. Good time though. To each his own.

[CarmeloJoe35]

Well how do I write a review on 100 visits to natasha of novi. Lmao. Ok a pros and cons list. Here we go.

Pros.

1. Those boobs. Whoa.

2. On time every time. All 100 times.

3. Super clean incall. Hospital clean.

4. Towels and shower avaliable.

5. Those boobs. Damn.

6. She is Hot AF.

7. Not full service but so much fun.

8. She is a caring kind and intelligent lady.

9. Those boobs. Wow.

10. You get all your time everytime.

11. Never cancels.

12. Covid sanitizing after sessions.

13. Did I mention those boobs? Haha.

Cons

There are no cons. Shes perfect.

Natasha is the best. As I said no full service but always a great time with a really great lady. I am very lucky to be one of her many regulars. 200/ hr 100/ hhr. Mm686.

You spent $20,000 on her and didn't get one fuck out of it? Wow.

[Ecuyer]

Well how do I write a review on 100 visits to natasha of novi. Lmao. Ok a pros and cons list. Here we go.

Pros.

1. Those boobs. Whoa.

2. On time every time. All 100 times.

3. Super clean incall. Hospital clean.

4. Towels and shower avaliable.

5. Those boobs. Damn.

6. She is Hot AF.

7. Not full service but so much fun.

8. She is a caring kind and intelligent lady.

9. Those boobs. Wow.

10. You get all your time everytime.

11. Never cancels.

12. Covid sanitizing after sessions.

13. Did I mention those boobs? Haha.

Cons

There are no cons. Shes perfect.

Natasha is the best. As I said no full service but always a great time with a really great lady. I am very lucky to be one of her many regulars. 200/ hr 100/ hhr. Mm686.

Sounds like you found a real gem there. Thank you for sharing. Where does the line form? LOL.

[Jp1225]

Well how do I write a review on 100 visits to natasha of novi. Lmao. Ok a pros and cons list. Here we go.

Pros.

1. Those boobs. Whoa.

2. On time every time. All 100 times.

3. Super clean incall. Hospital clean.

4. Towels and shower avaliable.

5. Those boobs. Damn.

6. She is Hot AF.

7. Not full service but so much fun.

8. She is a caring kind and intelligent lady.

9. Those boobs. Wow.

10. You get all your time everytime.

11. Never cancels.

Are the tits real or were they purchased with some of the $20 k it sounds like you have spent on her over the years? Kidding. But Don't make my mistake, never go back and try adding up how much you've invested (and sometimes wasted) on this hobby. Thank you for the detailed report of your experience with her though, I've read other glowing reports and seeing as I live in the area I owe it to myself to try her. What is the best way to contact her?

[MichiganMan686]

Well how do I write a review on 100 visits to natasha of novi. Lmao. Ok a pros and cons list. Here we go.

Pros.

1. Those boobs. Whoa.

2. On time every time. All 100 times.

3. Super clean incall. Hospital clean.

4. Towels and shower avaliable.

5. Those boobs. Damn.

6. She is Hot AF.

7. Not full service but so much fun.

8. She is a caring kind and intelligent lady.

9. Those boobs. Wow.

10. You get all your time everytime.

11. Never cancels.

12. Covid sanitizing after sessions.

13. Did I mention those boobs? Haha.

Cons

There are no cons. Shes perfect.

Natasha is the best. As I said no full service but always a great time with a really great lady. I am very lucky to be one of her many regulars. 200/ hr 100/ hhr. Mm686.

[RevRun]

Last time I was there a guy was trying to give me a massage. AHH NOPE.

I've never seen a guy there but I would have left if they sent one in the room.