Massage Parlor Reports

**KitWalker1967** · 12-26-21 12:52

Originally Posted by MarkoRamius [View Original Post]

Actually there was the Ultimate Life Church in the late 80's and early 90's. It was one weird operation. But you could get a cute young girl (your 'minister') to give you a topless (or sometimes nude) HJ for $60. Sometimes additional services were on the table (literally) as well. If the girl liked you enough she'd offer to meet you outside of church, usually at Tubs, for about $150 plus what you pay Tubs.

I say it was weird because it was seriously weird. It was mainly operated by this one family so a lot of the girls were related to the family somehow.

Just found some old news articles online about it. The whole thing with the girls being somehow related to the family definitely sounds weird.

**HarleySteve** · 12-26-21 12:12

Originally Posted by Incendix77 [View Original Post]

There was a group that worked between bellingham and Everett that I saw a bunch, sad to see them go. Cherise and Grace were amazing. Never got the feeling with either of them that it was a job. They seemed to enjoy the tease and buildup got a different experience with both. Grace was true to her name, silky smooth and gentle, tasteful and so intense. Cherise was close to the same level but she crawled onto the table the gliding ended up so much more I was surprised. Wish I could find this again. Tried another one in La Conner ran with the same group but not quite the same.

What a great flashback, Cherish once talked me into doing a duo with her and Grace. OMG there was more than gliding on the table for a couple hours. They were into each other as much as they were into me. Shortly after that visit they were gone.

**ExtraFun2006** · 12-26-21 02:57

I agree I still only pay $40 more for a total of $100 for HE and for parlor I only pay max $60 house and $100 tip for FS. People keep paying more and driving parlors up to $200 and some locations higher. IIf people would stick with just $160 then it would drive the rate back down. AAMP is different.

Originally Posted by WalterWhite99 [View Original Post]

My experience is that some AMPs try to up sell, but some do not. In fact, for the AMPs I have visited, the ones which do not up sell are way more than the ones that do. And I never pay more than a $40 tip for a HJ / HE. A few women have tried to get more, but I stand my ground, and it works for me.

**BananaBandit** · 12-25-21 16:23

Originally Posted by EagleStarKen [View Original Post]

Mimi left for New York to resolve issues with her husband. She should be back after the holidays. New girl named Mia who is short & petite. Wears a short gold dress. She is FS. Speaks good English.

Other girl named Kiki. Not FS. Does not speak English. Breasts hang a bit and she has a bit of a stomach. Breasts are sensitive and she limits touching. Has a lot of rules.

Both girls are 40.

Went the other day and got Kiki. FS was on the table but her body type (a little chubby) didn't do it for me. HJ and some roaming, but as said she doesn't like her breasts being touched. She kept saying pretty loudly "oh you so big you so big". Didn't realize there was another girl there. She was at the desk as I was leaving. Couldn't see her body but looked pretty cute. She had the most devilish grin I think I need to go back and give her a try. Any info would be appreciated.

**Marko Ramius** · 12-24-21 17:57

Originally Posted by KitWalker1967 [View Original Post]

I actually don't remember that event; was that like a "four hand" thing? I just recall having some good times with Tracy & Rainbow (before she went crazy). First time I saw Tracy, she tried all that mystic temple, sacred chakra, third eye stuff with me and I politely let her know I was a "jack catholic" and wasn't buying it. She smiled and laughed, then we started knocking boots. Damn shame what happened to her later on.

Actually there was the Ultimate Life Church in the late 80's and early 90's. It was one weird operation. But you could get a cute young girl (your 'minister') to give you a topless (or sometimes nude) HJ for $60. Sometimes additional services were on the table (literally) as well. If the girl liked you enough she'd offer to meet you outside of church, usually at Tubs, for about $150 plus what you pay Tubs.

I say it was weird because it was seriously weird. It was mainly operated by this one family so a lot of the girls were related to the family somehow.

**Incendix77** · 12-24-21 17:11

Originally Posted by KitWalker1967 [View Original Post]

The temples. . .

Man but that brings back some memories.

There was a group that worked between bellingham and Everett that I saw a bunch, sad to see them go. Cherise and Grace were amazing. Never got the feeling with either of them that it was a job. They seemed to enjoy the tease and buildup got a different experience with both. Grace was true to her name, silky smooth and gentle, tasteful and so intense. Cherise was close to the same level but she crawled onto the table the gliding ended up so much more I was surprised. Wish I could find this again. Tried another one in La Conner ran with the same group but not quite the same.

**MassageMeow** · 12-24-21 16:07

Originally Posted by LeeGroinman [View Original Post]

Outside of FBSM, I can't figure out what else is available. I always assumed it was a HJ. Same with https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....scale-Ravenna-(IC*ONLY)%26%23128123%3 B-%26%23129505%3 B-Greenlake-Roosevelt.

Regarding sexy D in your link - Nothing extra. Can't figure out why people would pay those rates for HE only.

I never visited, but asked a few people who reviewed her for details, and got consistent answers regarding no extras.

**KitWalker1967** · 12-24-21 14:48

Originally Posted by MarkoRamius [View Original Post]

Like the old Ultimate Life Church Tug Ceremony? I had some crazy times with those girls back in the day.

I actually don't remember that event; was that like a "four hand" thing? I just recall having some good times with Tracy & Rainbow (before she went crazy). First time I saw Tracy, she tried all that mystic temple, sacred chakra, third eye stuff with me and I politely let her know I was a "jack catholic" and wasn't buying it. She smiled and laughed, then we started knocking boots. Damn shame what happened to her later on.

**Marko Ramius** · 12-24-21 13:55

Originally Posted by KitWalker1967 [View Original Post]

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Man but that brings back some memories.

Like the old Ultimate Life Church Tug Ceremony? I had some crazy times with those girls back in the day.

**KitWalker1967** · 12-24-21 13:32

Originally Posted by HarleySteve [View Original Post]

FBSM similar to the old temple visits is all that is offered. Done correctly it can lead up to you cumin all over just not inside of her.

The temples. . .

Man but that brings back some memories.

**HarleySteve** · 12-24-21 12:38

Originally Posted by ExtraSensation [View Original Post]

Perusing her profile on the other board it appears she does not offer bare services. Is that correct, or am I misreading it?

FBSM similar to the old temple visits is all that is offered. Done correctly it can lead up to you cumin all over just not inside of her.

**Lee Groinman** · 12-24-21 05:10

Originally Posted by ExtraSensation [View Original Post]

Perusing her profile on the other board it appears she does not offer bare services. Is that correct, or am I misreading it?

Outside of FBSM, I can't figure out what else is available. I always assumed it was a HJ. Same with https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....scale-Ravenna-(IC*ONLY)%26%23128123%3 B-%26%23129505%3 B-Greenlake-Roosevelt.

**MartyByrde** · 12-24-21 00:50

Originally Posted by GinVermo [View Original Post]

My experience is there will ALWAYS be upsell. I would double the hourly rate for HE. 120 total.

They'll want 200, minimum. They can take 120 or I walk. That's just me. Hope this helps.

My experience is that some AMPs try to up sell, but some do not. In fact, for the AMPs I have visited, the ones which do not up sell are way more than the ones that do. And I never pay more than a $40 tip for a HJ / HE. A few women have tried to get more, but I stand my ground, and it works for me.

**GinVermo** · 12-24-21 00:18

Originally Posted by JamesTheSloth [View Original Post]

What should I tip for only HE there? Any upsell?

My experience is there will ALWAYS be upsell. I would double the hourly rate for HE. 120 total.

They'll want 200, minimum. They can take 120 or I walk. That's just me. Hope this helps.