Massage Parlor Reports

[AlwaysChillin]

Met one of the mamasans old massage girls from the 70's. She is 74 now. And looks it too. Skinny, she's got that going for her. But you-L-G-why. She ain't got no alibi. But what a pair of man made tits she has. I've seen just about all of them down to the nipple which I haven't seen or touched. We has a conversation recently that got a bit flirty and I could tell that all I have to do is say the right thing. I just want to see those tits but I'm going to have to fuck her and eat her. I mean I don't have to but it would be the gentlemanly thing to do. Should I go for it. I'm sure she would like to have a good cum. In the dark I could probably stomach it. Probably wouldn't be able to tell the difference in the dark. Its just I'm so focused on those tits.

LOL. I've definitely fucked some chicks due the fact they had an amazing rack. I'm curious to see a 74 year old with tits that amazing though. LOL.

[HeadsOfState]

Has anyone had any experience with the body scrubs at the Oasis (or any other spa in Milwaukee). My usual spot closed and I'm looking into new options and want to get a feel for what to expect.

[LookingForLefty]

Met one of the mamasans old massage girls from the 70's. She is 74 now. And looks it too. Skinny, she's got that going for her. But you-L-G-why. She ain't got no alibi. But what a pair of man made tits she has. I've seen just about all of them down to the nipple which I haven't seen or touched. We has a conversation recently that got a bit flirty and I could tell that all I have to do is say the right thing. I just want to see those tits but I'm going to have to fuck her and eat her. I mean I don't have to but it would be the gentlemanly thing to do. Should I go for it. I'm sure she would like to have a good cum. In the dark I could probably stomach it. Probably wouldn't be able to tell the difference in the dark. Its just I'm so focused on those tits.

[LookingForLefty]

I thought she told me out in Brookfield, might be wrong, but the BMW sounds correct, any chance do you have away to get ahold of her?

She used to go by Asa Sun. Did not know she was married to a tranny. At one time she and her mom lived in GT, and housed some of the girls. When it would get busy or someone would want a certain girl not working, they would UBER them over to Relaxation Oasis. I've gotten HJs at Relaxation but only form ugly old Chinese women. One wanted me to suck her tits. I don't think I did. Looked like a cow utter. Then they moved over across the street and were in a couple of places in the Tri City bank building. Asa worked the desk but I never got a massage from her. I used to flirt with her mom, who was older, long gray hair, yet cute for an old guy like me. Never got anywhere with her. Since then I have met several older gray haired Asians and all the sex if free. They are great in the sack too and its more relaxing than being with some beautiful young addict.

I saw that Asa went through a divorce but knew nothing about her husband. From what I heard Asa would basically try to get as much money from men as she could without ever providing any kind of sex. Massage, man-scraping, but no happy endings. I'm sure she has given happy endings. All women like having some kind of sex. I'm sure if she was attracted to a customer she would have sex. I've met massage therapists going through a divorce or rough time. We ended up in bed just like any other women in the same situation. But after they sleep with a few guys, the cat is out of the bag and the stories are told here.

Been awhile since I went to Relaxation. I never went expecting a HE. I went for the massage and the price. And they were open 365 days a year so for an old lonely guy with no family for the holidays, this was a place to go. I'm not sure if they are still in business. There was only one girl I liked there, her name was Bebe. Talk tom boy Chinese woman from Vegas. That woman gave one hellava massage. She always gave me a boner and would even joke about it. But no HE.

[MexicanFreak]

I thought she told me out in Brookfield, might be wrong, but the BMW sounds correct, any chance do you have away to get ahold of her?

[Mr LoudMonger]

Is Asa the Asian woman that was offering massages out of her home? Her house is at an intersection of Bluemound Rd not far from the Milwaukee city limit? She always had me park behind her silver BMW in the driveway which I found odd but whatever, I just don't recall her name.

Yes he's talking about Asa, who was the boss at RO. However not once have I heard her talked about as "hottest" anything, and all reviews say she is a super expensive tease, and a waste of time. Perhaps one guys mileage, varied.

[Agrego]

Found myself single again after 6 years and wanted to get back out there, tried 92nd in south of Greenfield plus 92nd Lincoln, both closed went to 72nd North no Kasey anymore, older lady told her I'll come back, tried Capitol drive went to the Clone building thinking Relaxation Oasis was still there, googled the new address across the street surprised to see whole new business, float tanks and massage, asked a white girl at the counter about Asa she said evenings but does not do massage, there was a time thought she was the hottest girl doing massage in Milwaukee, when she was down the road on the second level she said I was a nice change on pace from older white guys the were either small or smaller guess she liked a Mexican uncircumcised dick, most even got qas a hand job twice never got to touch her I did know about the tranny she was married to, women trying to be a guy, anyone know how to reach her again?

Is Asa the Asian woman that was offering massages out of her home? Her house is at an intersection of Bluemound Rd not far from the Milwaukee city limit? She always had me park behind her silver BMW in the driveway which I found odd but whatever, I just don't recall her name.

[MexicanFreak]

Found myself single again after 6 years and wanted to get back out there, tried 92nd in south of Greenfield plus 92nd Lincoln, both closed went to 72nd North no Kasey anymore, older lady told her I'll come back, tried Capitol drive went to the Clone building thinking Relaxation Oasis was still there, googled the new address across the street surprised to see whole new business, float tanks and massage, asked a white girl at the counter about Asa she said evenings but does not do massage, there was a time thought she was the hottest girl doing massage in Milwaukee, when she was down the road on the second level she said I was a nice change on pace from older white guys the were either small or smaller guess she liked a Mexican uncircumcised dick, most even got qas a hand job twice never got to touch her I did know about the tranny she was married to, women trying to be a guy, anyone know how to reach her again?

[MexicanFreak]

I tried Monday night very old ladies.

[DertyPerv]

Hey guys,

I am growing tired of the AMP scene here in Milwaukee so I am throwing out a request to the community here for leads for a non AMP provider that is solid, reasonable, and has a full menu. Please PM me details. Thanks in advance guys!

[Reuedw]

Has anyone seen Jenny and what the service was like?

[Agrego]

I might have to say this has been the most consistent AMP for me in the Milwaukee area. My visit was a little while ago so I'm hoping if I return this week or next I draw the same person. The MT I drew was was attractive but I forget her name (if i remember I'll edit this post) and the massage took place in their newer front massage room which once housed the front desk and a sofa. On more than one occasion I would walk in on someone slumbering on the couch and they'd quickly rise to greet me. I can't say I'm a fan of the new room but its better than some places that offer just a curtain. Aside from the front massage room the others are regular drywalled rooms with a door.

Unfortunately in my aging days my memory if dull on some of the details but I do recall the massage being above average, thorough and fairly playful with long strokes brushing up against me often to keep me on edge most of the time. I want to say the price for an hour massage is the usual. 6 house fee and my tip was the standard. 4 No negotiations or haggling which I appreciate.

If I get Lisa again I may try and press my luck further but I error on the side of being respectful vs pushy as these MT's talk and are more than willing to pass along good and bad details.

[LongNLean]

Saw her a couple weeks ago. She claims to be pretty busy, and I can tell why. Great space, she gives a great massage and has a license but willing to have fun as well. She offered me a topless sensual massage once I arrived, about double her regular rate. I opted for clothes sensual massage as her chest is huge but so is her belly.

As someone else mentioned, she definitely considered sensual to be feather touch, which she did at the start, but got the boys very happy very quickly while I was face down.

Great massage, cool chick. Would repeat.

She had an ad on CL, but you can't get ahold of her, she will exchange 20 texts with you, then when you are trying to set up a time she ghosts you for a week, then she will send a long text saying she is back. She will then send you times she is available from 6-9, then when you say ok 6:30, she texts back that she is booked up for the night. If you ever see her please write a review.

[BrewersBuzzard]

Have the day off and a doc. Appt. Around Loomis any good massage places? Not from this side of town, I'm up in GT. Looking for some roaming and teasing with a younger lady who knows how to give a massage to the lower back and ass. A good HE would be great too with out the jackhammer effect, also a walk in with no appt. Booking. Thanks.

Try Eastern on 27th. Good luck!

[LookingForLefty]

Have the day off and a doc. Appt. Around Loomis any good massage places? Not from this side of town, I'm up in GT. Looking for some roaming and teasing with a younger lady who knows how to give a massage to the lower back and ass. A good HE would be great too with out the jackhammer effect, also a walk in with no appt. Booking. Thanks.

On 108th across from Aldi. If Lilly has a young girl working then you should get most of what you want. If not old Lilly will take care of you and will take direction. Just close your eyes and think of someone else.

On another note, I stopped in an AMP and was just getting a massage. She kept brushing the boys. I got a half mast boner and shot my load without her touching me. That hasn't happened in over 25 years. She told me to go see a doctor. Thank sweetie.