Massage Parlor Reports

[DarkSideOfMe]

I should've clarified. I'm specifically asking if anyone has been to Elite in Southside.

Friend, let me help you. Elite is $180 to get in the door for hour, then it's up to you, her, "let's make a deal" ! Sometimes the" box of candy" isn't what you think it is, expect, in" their bedroom" setting and that is the case here. Trust me on this one!

May remove cloths, may let you touch, in, out, may give you a HJ. +$100 tip! You had better be large in the pockets because it will take a lot $$$ for BJ, or FS. If you decide on that?

Right now "looking for help" sign out, so wouldn't expect much looks, age, body!

If I was a fortuneteller, I would say, tell you, waste of money, nothing good to be had at Elite! I personally think it's strange for a Neewbie to ask about Elite? Interesting?

Try it report back the only real way to find out. Right?

Good luck.

[TonsOfFun7890]

If you're going to Kittanning, you are still a ways away from Pittsburgh. Next closest is Sarver or Butler. Monroeville is next. Your best bet is just to read back through old posts on here.

I should've clarified. I'm specifically asking if anyone has been to Elite in Southside.

[Tree22]

First time poster here. New to the hobby. Travel a lot for work so went into an AMP in Kittanning one day from rubmaps and gave it a try and got a great handshake. Wanted to try elite because the girls are nude but haven't seen anything on here about it. Anyone ever been? Just looking for hand stuff no FS. Thanks!

If you're going to Kittanning, you are still a ways away from Pittsburgh. Next closest is Sarver or Butler. Monroeville is next. Your best bet is just to read back through old posts on here.

[TonsOfFun7890]

First time poster here. New to the hobby. Travel a lot for work so went into an AMP in Kittanning one day from rubmaps and gave it a try and got a great handshake. Wanted to try elite because the girls are nude but haven't seen anything on here about it. Anyone ever been? Just looking for hand stuff no FS. Thanks!

[DarkSideOfMe]

Gave a big "$2.00 dollar tip" last night on Penn Ave. Yes (2 dollars)!

Do I need to explain anything more to you? WTF!

Several PMs from Bro's. Yesterday.

" Dark" check your last post, you made a spelling error, hit wrong key, Symbol, in your post? ($2. 00).

No, you see it, read it, as I wrote it.

Did 2 hours massage on Penn ave. , $1. 00 tip a hour = $2. 00 tip, now you understand? No error, not putting up with this BS anymore from these "Cum dumpster" ! Simple!

If you stand with the' O'ld' man on this, they will change, better service, younger, extra's, cost, or they can go pound their "Rice, empty bowels"!

Correction complete!

Mr. Big Tipper.

[DarkSideOfMe]

Looks like the" Pitt Bros" decided, I would say stay away from Red Sun, not the place to go on Carson street.

Seems like nothing good, just complaints from customer's, lot bad attitude from woman, up sale lies,(3, 4) bad reviews last week, waste your hard earned money and not even a good hand job can be had anymore from Red Sun!

So lets scratch it off our list, "Don't go" , good money for bad service, fat, 50 + old woman?

WTF! Waste!

Better out there!

Gave a big "$2.00 dollar tip" last night on Penn Ave. Yes (2 dollars)!

Do I need to explain anything more to you? WTF!

[HelloThere137]

I'm a first timer, looking for a good massage and happy ending perhaps with some head game. Where do you guys suggest?

[DarkSideOfMe]

Went not long ago and "Mary" was my attendant. Not good. Older. Maybe the boss, dunno. Worst time so far at this place. If I got her again. I'd either do half hour or leave.

Looks like the" Pitt Bros" decided, I would say stay away from Red Sun, not the place to go on Carson street.

Seems like nothing good, just complaints from customer's, lot bad attitude from woman, up sale lies,(3, 4) bad reviews last week, waste your hard earned money and not even a good hand job can be had anymore from Red Sun!

So lets scratch it off our list, "Don't go" , good money for bad service, fat, 50 + old woman?

WTF! Waste!

Better out there!

[Dav1966]

Went not long ago and "Mary" was my attendant. Not good. Older. Maybe the boss, dunno. Worst time so far at this place. If I got her again. I'd either do half hour or leave.

Is Mary a little heavy? I got her twice and didn't have a good time either. Really rushed me out last time too.

[DeelleSamson]

Went not long ago and "Mary" was my attendant. Not good. Older. Maybe the boss, dunno. Worst time so far at this place. If I got her again. I'd either do half hour or leave.

Lucy at Red Sun is younger (30's, looks younger), attractive, has a great body.

"Not here anymore" if you want more than a handshake.

[ThighGap]

Ummmm. LEAVE. Being the boss is no excuse. In fact, she should know better. And half as much c--p is still c--p.

Yeah -she doesn't know me from Adam so I guess leave would be the absolute right thing to do. I assume, though I am not 100% that it was because nobody else was there. It was really quiet. No action. No noise other than some building work being done with jackhammers or something haha.

[Tree22]

Went not long ago and "Mary" was my attendant. Not good. Older. Maybe the boss, dunno. Worst time so far at this place. If I got her again. I'd either do half hour or leave.

Ummmm. LEAVE. Being the boss is no excuse. In fact, she should know better. And half as much c--p is still c--p.

[ThighGap]

Went not long ago and "Mary" was my attendant. Not good. Older. Maybe the boss, dunno. Worst time so far at this place. If I got her again. I'd either do half hour or leave.

[Linkz]

Went to Butler for an afternoon trip and I was going to pick a random one there to report back but drove back down instead and stopped in Mars. Walked around, saw a spaceship and it looks we have been invaded and they are hiding in Joy's. The lady alien said half hour and I wanted to see what those hands are made of. Asked for medium, got hard massage instead but it loosened me up around the shoulders / lower back. Got the legs too and used her alien magic tricks in between the legs. On the flip I heard the bell went off, time's up but she wanted to satisfy me after seeing my member on the flip. This alien hasn't gotten any action in the spaceship in a while but didn't let me roam or hinted anything. Name starts with M. And this one is YMMV. Bit of a drive for a tug but nice little getaway spot.

[PhxMarker]

Set up in motel room. Upon googling the number you will see several ads saying BBFS. Several locations several names. Went to check it out but she did not want to do anything before hand to demonstrate mouth on tallywacker and avoid Uncle LEO complications. In fact quite odd acting. Certainly not as young as suggested in the ads. Just left because I've never seen anything start off with negative waves that then turned around enough to merit the time/money.