Strip Club Reports

[TakemyLoad]

Two Fridays ago I was talking with one of Pandora dancer (Philippina maybe? Not my type and dance wasn't great but she was friendly enough) and jokingly asked her out and invited to my place after club closed. Drove her home, she took shower, gave her deep massages, then I laid down so she can give me massage but she gave me bs massage (not even a halfass one) and said "I'm tired" and went to sleep on couch.

I was dumbfounded but thought "eh maybe next time. " and I went to bed. Next morning, had coffee at nearby cafe, drove her back to club, went home and rubbed one out.

Went to Pandora last Friday and she was there. Since it was raining so hard she didn't want to drive home in Kent or Renton and asked if she could stay at my place. I said yes and took her home. She took shower, I waited in my bed, then she went straight to the couch and went to sleep. I was quite annoyed and was reluctant for coffee next morning so just did Starbucks drive through.

Then she had audacity of ordering not one but two grande drinks. Didn't even ask by "can I have xxx? Just went "I'll have grande xxx and yyy".

I had enough and showed my frustration by dropping her off at other side of street from Pandora but she didn't get the message and said "you're making me cross the road?" I rolled my eyes and said "yeah right. Why did stripper cross the road. " Thought it was clever joke and she laughed but said "you're so stupid!

Dumbkopf hundin You couldn't open childproofed ibuprofen bottle that morning.

So yeah. I'll keep asking out my actual fav girl from pandora.

Did you pay her to spend the night with you?

[Marko Ramius]

Two Fridays ago I was talking with one of Pandora dancer (Philippina maybe? Not my type and dance wasn't great but she was friendly enough) and jokingly asked her out and invited to my place after club closed. Drove her home, she took shower, gave her deep massages, then I laid down so she can give me massage but she gave me bs massage (not even a halfass one) and said "I'm tired" and went to sleep on couch.

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Did you ever just ask her to fuck?

Sometimes, especially in these decadent times, it is better to be explicit and put the girl on the spot. At least that way you know where you stand.

[Nice Guy 99]

Went to Pandora last Friday and she was there. Since it was raining so hard she didn't want to drive home in Kent or Renton and asked if she could stay at my place. I said yes and took her home. She took shower, I waited in my bed, then she went straight to the couch and went to sleep. I was quite annoyed and was reluctant for coffee next morning so just did Starbucks drive through.I had enough and showed my frustration by dropping her off at other side of street from Pandora but she didn't get the message and said "you're making me cross the road?" I rolled my eyes and said "yeah right. Why did stripper cross the road. " .

In my opinion, totally wrong approach. It's really not costing you much. Nice her to death. They have a shell to protect themselves. If you can break through that shell and establish some level of trust the rewards can be phenomenal. Sex workers. And yes strippers are sex workers. Are people with feelings and needs.

[Michael1967]

Maybe things are different at night but Seattle clubs aren't really group places. I always think Pandora's is best flying solo. At least Kittens you could hit the bar next door. Maybe a DV club.

I would choose Kittens for a party. Remember, most guys like to have fun with strippers but really aren't interested in fucking them. We're on a sex site. We're different.

[TheMightyQuinn]

Looking for a place for a buddies party. Everyone talking about Pandoras so sounds like that will be the choice. Anything I should know before bringing the guys. Good girls, what to say / do type stuff. Intel would be great. Either on here or in a DM. Thank you.

Maybe things are different at night but Seattle clubs aren't really group places. I always think Pandora's is best flying solo. At least Kittens you could hit the bar next door. Maybe a DV club.

[Ender Wiggins]

Looking for a place for a buddies party. Everyone talking about Pandoras so sounds like that will be the choice. Anything I should know before bringing the guys. Good girls, what to say / do type stuff. Intel would be great. Either on here or in a DM. Thank you.

[AWetNTigt]

She is very service oriented and aims to please.

I sent that her line?

[Pooner05]

Definitely BaristaSuki. Are her dances worth a trip down there?

She's so hot. Any intel on her dances?

[FakeGnus]

Please remember that the services provided in the club are always YMMV.

Factors like manager on duty, crowd and how much money she has made already will affect services.

[WaRubMonger]

Pandoras. Wear a mask.

Thanks. I'm learning much about how to go about business at the AMP. How's the game played there. Pretty straightforward? Be respectful, give a whisper about what I'm looking for?

[CoronaLime]

So haven't been to a club in a long time but may have to add a visit to my mongering habits. Covid protocol these days? Best club and etiquette if I'm looking for a nice busty kinda trashy dirty talk handy?

Pandoras. Wear a mask.

[WaRubMonger]

So haven't been to a club in a long time but may have to add a visit to my mongering habits. Covid protocol these days? Best club and etiquette if I'm looking for a nice busty kinda trashy dirty talk handy?

[CoronaLime]

Here are a couple of instagram for the clubs.

You can see some dancers in the lineups.

Pandora's.

https://www.instagram.com/pandoras.seattle/

The Playground (Formerly the Sands).

https://www.instagram.com/theplaygroundcabaret/

For those asking what dancers look like or when they work.

[AsaMona22]

Two Fridays ago I was talking with one of Pandora dancer (Philippina maybe? Not my type and dance wasn't great but she was friendly enough) and jokingly asked her out and invited to my place after club closed. Drove her home, she took shower, gave her deep massages, then I laid down so she can give me massage but she gave me bs massage (not even a halfass one) and said "I'm tired" and went to sleep on couch.

I was dumbfounded but thought "eh maybe next time. " and I went to bed. Next morning, had coffee at nearby cafe, drove her back to club, went home and rubbed one out.

Went to Pandora last Friday and she was there. Since it was raining so hard she didn't want to drive home in Kent or Renton and asked if she could stay at my place. I said yes and took her home. She took shower, I waited in my bed, then she went straight to the couch and went to sleep. I was quite annoyed and was reluctant for coffee next morning so just did Starbucks drive through.

Then she had audacity of ordering not one but two grande drinks. Didn't even ask by "can I have xxx? Just went "I'll have grande xxx and yyy".

I had enough and showed my frustration by dropping her off at other side of street from Pandora but she didn't get the message and said "you're making me cross the road?" I rolled my eyes and said "yeah right. Why did stripper cross the road. " Thought it was clever joke and she laughed but said "you're so stupid!

Dumbkopf hundin You couldn't open childproofed ibuprofen bottle that morning.

So yeah. I'll keep asking out my actual fav girl from pandora.

Thats cold blooded brother, maybe you weren't direct with her enough. She coulda at least gave you a HJ for you wasting your energy time and gas and coffee. She def took advantage and felt she found a sucker. Glad you cut it off before a 3rd, 4th or 5th. The audacity hahaha!

[SomeOne8492]

Two Fridays ago I was talking with one of Pandora dancer (Philippina maybe? Not my type and dance wasn't great but she was friendly enough) and jokingly asked her out and invited to my place after club closed. Drove her home, she took shower, gave her deep massages, then I laid down so she can give me massage but she gave me bs massage (not even a halfass one) and said "I'm tired" and went to sleep on couch.

I was dumbfounded but thought "eh maybe next time. " and I went to bed. Next morning, had coffee at nearby cafe, drove her back to club, went home and rubbed one out.

Went to Pandora last Friday and she was there. Since it was raining so hard she didn't want to drive home in Kent or Renton and asked if she could stay at my place. I said yes and took her home. She took shower, I waited in my bed, then she went straight to the couch and went to sleep. I was quite annoyed and was reluctant for coffee next morning so just did Starbucks drive through.

Then she had audacity of ordering not one but two grande drinks. Didn't even ask by "can I have xxx? Just went "I'll have grande xxx and yyy".

I had enough and showed my frustration by dropping her off at other side of street from Pandora but she didn't get the message and said "you're making me cross the road?" I rolled my eyes and said "yeah right. Why did stripper cross the road. " Thought it was clever joke and she laughed but said "you're so stupid!

Dumbkopf hundin… You couldn't open childproofed ibuprofen bottle that morning.

So yeah. I'll keep asking out my actual fav girl from pandora.