Escort Reports

[Project Weird]

Good morning, afternoon, evening, night,

Writing in cyberspace is always a hard time concept to deal with. Thanks for opening up the ad. Please note I'm not really selling anything or trying to buy anything for that matter. I'm just simply passing knowledge on. I've been conducting some research, which I plan to publish later in life. I thought it might be interesting to see what the impact would be on adult forum this information would have. I'll be covering about six areas titled below. If you have any comments feel free to write me. It's silly to say that I have become a wealth of knowledge in this forum but I'm sure others know more than me so conversations have to start someplace.

Did you know. How the givers see themselves

Did you know. What they want in a session

Did you know. What they want to see

Did you know. It all about the timing

Did you know. Who the heck are they

Did you know. It’s all about the green backs

Did you know. What they want in a session

The logistics of the events. For the sake of argument, a provider is the one selling her time and a client is the one paying for the time. I know it's silly but it's good to get the ground rules straight. It appears that the client likes "performance over looks" 69% of the time or the opposite. The clients usually schedule an hour worth on time 67% of the time. I guess providers shouldn't feel so bad about not getting a gift on the first visit, 52% of clients don’t bring anything. When greeting, the client would like a hug or kiss at the beginning of the session. I guess if a provider hugs 31% of the time and kissed 35% of the time then she would be right on the ball.

Oh good details. This little area is going to address what happens after the doors close and when two mutually consenting adults agree to have a more "pleasurable" time. Gees, they have sex if I have to sell it out to you. Surveys say that the clients prefer, 64% of the time, to have foreplay before the engagement of sex. Under that assumption, the client prefers a bareback blow job, BBBJ, to a covered blow job, CBJ, 89% of the time. That is an interesting fact because it raises some health concerns. "Chlamydia, human papillomavirus (HPV), gonorrhea, herpes, hepatitis (multiple strains), and other sexually transmitted diseases (STDs) — including HIV — can be transmitted through oral sex. While the risk of transmitting HIV through fellatio is unknown, it is suspected to be fairly rare. The risk from most of these types of infection, however, is generally considered far lower than that associated with vaginal or anal sex. " I know what you're thinking, doesn’t saliva break down this "stuff"? Not exactly. The digestive functions of saliva include moistening food, and helping to create a food bolus, so it can be swallowed easily. Saliva contains the enzyme amylase that breaks some starches down into maltose and dextrin. You see, an STD is more of a bacterium which the mouth juices don't readily attack. If the sperm gets to the stomach then the stomach acids will take care of it. If the stomach is in perfect health. Not trying to scare you, just passing on the information. On the same note, clients prefer, 58% of the time, to give facials.compromise?

Okay, enough with the foreplay. The clients favor positions happens to be doggie style, 37% of the time, while 29% percent of the time the client prefers cowboy. If you don’t what that means you can look it up. Alright, I can stand it when you look at me that way. "Doggy style is a sex position. This name refers to the initial position assumed by dogs when mating (see canine copulation). It is also known as kitty style, retrocopulation, or simply rear entry, or by its Latin name, coitus more ferarum ("sex after the custom of beasts"). This position has been used since antiquity. It is described in the Kama Sutra as "the congress of a cow" and is listed in The Perfumed Garden. In this position, the receiving partner crouches on all fours with the legs slightly spread, while the penetrating partner penetrates the receiver vaginally or anally from behind with their penis or strap-on dildo. " "The receptive partner on top sex position, also called the jackhammer, man on top, woman on top, cowboy or cowgirl position, is a sex position in which: the insertive partner lies on their back or sits down in a chair of some kind, the receptive partner sits on top of them while facing them, with the insertive partner's body between their legs, the receptive partner aligns their vagina or anus over the phallus to facilitate penetration. The name derives from the image of the receptive partner "riding" the insertive partner like a cowboy or cowgirl rides a bucking horse. It is one of a number of receptive partner superior sexual positions, another being the reverse cowgirl. " About 50% of the clients prefer that a provider offer anal activities, or Greek think it's called. The client usually likes to finish up either doggy style 38% of the time or with a BJ 30% of the time. The client usually likes to go for two rounds with a provider about 46% of the time. About 39% of the time, it's a one-shot deal.

On the emotional side of the house, 63% of the clients prefer to have a girlfriend experience, GFE, over other types of encounters. When given, the choice between a porn star experienced, PSE, the GFE, a client will choose the girlfriend experience 70% of the time. Standard clients usually tries to make a provider have an orgasm 55% of the time. He’s trying. I won’t ask if he is doing anything for you.

[Likes Fun Peep]

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This is the best link! It saves so much time!

Thanks a bunch.

[L Knit]

Hey all, Had a dream I saw some reviews on An Asian named Ami in Fairfax on TER, I had a wounderfull 2 cups of coffee for $$. A def. must see. Check for reviews on TER, or proven members can PM.

[Sleazebum]

O MY BROTHERS!!! I definately TOFTT this time!

BEWARE OF THE WITCH!!!!!

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/n...336720765.html
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/n...335048713.html
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/n...332913360.html
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/n...332759605.html
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/n...332142010.html

703-206-0077
703-206-0420
703-206-0432

Goes by the name of SHANNON

VERY OLD! FAT! DROOPY TITS! BAD TEETH!

She smokes tobacco a lot! The incall stinks from all the smoking in there and the place is a dump. Actually dump is too good a word for it.

She gives a fairly good CBJ and is a willing enough doggie and mish but it just ain't worth it to have to breath in all that bad air in her place.

DO NOT try her unless you thrive on foul air, bad teeth, old, fat, ugly nastiness!

Even with all my years in the military in many sink holes all over the world I have NEVER sank so low, EVER!!

On any scales she rates a good, solid MINUS 500 across the board.

Of course, YMMV...but I doubt it.

JJ

[Benchseats Rock]

www.oldernlace.com

Looks interesting.

JJ

Very interesting Sleazebum... nice find there. Next time I am up in Boston I might just have to look up her friend if the reviews support it.


Bench

[Max999]

Same provider, three diferent phone numbers (at least). She says she uses the different numbers to see which ad is working the best on CL.

Do you smell bacon in this?

Phone numbers are:

703-206-0077
703-206-0432
703-206-0420

Numbers are spelled out rather than in numbers in each ad.

Would you go for it?

Please advise!

JJ

Google the numbers.

[Sleazebum]

Same provider, three diferent phone numbers (at least). She says she uses the different numbers to see which ad is working the best on CL.

Do you smell bacon in this?

Phone numbers are:

703-206-0077
703-206-0432
703-206-0420

Numbers are spelled out rather than in numbers in each ad.

Would you go for it?

Please advise!

JJ

[Serpico99]

7 corners area. Oldeer AMP doing private work. She runs a string so there are many phone calls at times and some interruptus--but she makes up for it by trying hard. CBJ CFS light DATY. Not recommeded repeat performance due to many calls interuptus. Better than earlier experince this week with MP MT--but only by her attitude--she is lively.

Where is she advertising? I like the older Asian milf-y types.

[Serpico99]

Saw an ad in a local paper and decided to TOFTT. Very close to Tysons corner but almost impossible to locate the building at night. Large apt. complex with no parking but the lovely K-girl named Kim (what a shock) had a smokin' body and spoke English quite well. The massage was well below avg. and no DATY but she was cute and worth the standard AMP fee. PM me for digits.

af

Which paper? There was mention of a K-girl in Vienna not too long ago, someone posted her number as well.

[Sleazebum]

www.oldernlace.com

Looks interesting.

JJ

[Low Jack]

Oh yea, forgot to mention, here is a great way to see craigslist

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That's awesome!

[Spaman2]

Oh yea, forgot to mention, here is a great way to see craigslist

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[Spaman2]

Saw the very good looking, super nice tits, lil chunky in all the right places Miss Lindsay. Great girl. very new to business. did it all over the room in every position imaginable. By the end of half hour totally exhasted. Great experience.

Keep the info coming!

[Ampfreq]

As far as LARS goes I would say 7/8/8/8. Her breasts were enhanced but it was a real good job!

Stay safe.

Hey Amp,

Please gimme the LARS score before I decide to go.

[Go Slow]

Hey Amp,

Please gimme the LARS score before I decide to go.

Saw an ad in a local paper and decided to TOFTT. Very close to Tysons corner but almost impossible to locate the building at night. Large apt. complex with no parking but the lovely K-girl named Kim (what a shock) had a smokin' body and spoke English quite well. The massage was well below avg. and no DATY but she was cute and worth the standard AMP fee. PM me for digits.

af