Massage Parlor Reports

[Fe Maiden]

Anybody have any info on this place in LH?

[Blrtum223]

Jenny told me she works at a place in LF as well but wouldn't tell me where out of respect for Havana. Has anyone seen her outside of Havana? Kind of hate driving to Downey sometimes and LF is closer to me.

[Meshugga]

Coincidently I ran across this ad recently. https://orangecounty.rubratings.com/171289. I have not seen her, and some things in her ad seem a bit sketch (the price, the ask for upfront deposit etc.). What caught my attention is that she is advertising a milking table. Also has other ads with a 4-hand milking table massage.

Sorry, link was broken.

https://orangecounty.rubratings.com/171289

[Bla Bla]

Looks like bedpage got rid of the body rubs ads. Massage ads are still there.

[Btjiii]

Anyone have any info on Haley or Zuri at Havana. Had a session with Melanie she is as others have described here. Probably the best there IMHO.

[Grimmy23]

That's why this hobby should be legal. Good to have an outlet to spend excess energy. Been in the same boat with a young VGirl that worked for me. She was so cute and personable I could respect her and leave to office and get a good massage and release.

Canada has it right. In Toronto they have legalized body rub parlors. You go in and get a lineup of 2-3 girls, pick the one you want, go back to the room with her and immediately strip and take a shower together, then for the rest of the time you take turns rubbing each other and she finishes you with a HJ. Quick jump back in the shower together to rinse off and you're all done. Nothing more available than HJ, but there's a ton of them around, they're 100% legal, and you don't feel like a sleeze after visiting one. No inserting anything into anywhere. No awkward tip negotiation. Just a solid hour with a young naked hottie and a nice HJ. The ones I visited all had young, hot girls. That's what should be legal here IMO. Separate it from the legit spas so there's no confusion what you're going in for, and regulate it to assure the places stay clean and can actually pass a health inspection (see my earlier post re: sheets at MPs).

Personally, I believe HJs are therapeutic and healthy. They relieve stress, contribute to better sleep, arguably reduce the chances of heart disease, and there's even recently proven medical studies suggesting that frequent ejaculation reduces the risk of prostate cancer. It probably saves quite a few marriages too because it gives sexually deprived married men another outlet. But for legit spas it's a huge slippery slope that becomes problematic for business. For example, I have to hire therapists based solely on their massage skills. If I hired good looking girls who gave crappy to mediocre massage I wouldn't stay in business very long. If you're getting a HF that's fine, but the next thing is you want a hot girl, then you want to touch, then you want her clothes to come off, and the lines just get far too blurred. I don't have a single provider on my staff that anyone here would want to see naked or get a HJ from, but they all have amazing massage skills.

Granted, there are providers out there who give "legit" massage with HJ, but they're a rarity. I used to see one in NoHo years ago. I haven't seen Krystal or Trish yet, but from what I'm reading they're probably somewhere close to that. I'll have to see them myself before I can pass judgment.

The trouble of course is just imagine the first elected official to introduce legislation for legalized handjob parlors. Unfortunately it will never happen.

[SCJohn]

I should also add that I have 6 smoking hot college girls all in the age range of 19-23 working my front desk. I'm the boss and I value my business, and I respect them because they're all really sweet girls snd good hard workers, so I'd never cross the line with any of them. I'm more "dad" to them than anything. But holy shit, just the mere fantasy of ripping their clothes off makes me need an extra cold shower sometimes. Plus I look on their instagrams and every single one of them has bikini pics posted and that doesn't help. A little fun at Havana once in a while sure helps release some of that pent up tension.

That's why this hobby should be legal. Good to have an outlet to spend excess energy. Been in the same boat with a young VGirl that worked for me. She was so cute and personable I could respect her and leave to office and get a good massage and release.

[SneakyPete7]

She is hot but doesn't provide FS only HJ and I believe she is part Nicaraguan and another European country I forgot.

Croatia. But she is smoking! If you want an amazing sensual B2 B she is one of the best. Has a nuru mattress cover so there's lots of sliding with all the oil. Treat her right. She's worth it. If you was extras go elsewhere.

[MongerMan37]

I should also add that I have 6 smoking hot college girls all in the age range of 19-23 working my front desk. I'm the boss and I value my business, and I respect them because they're all really sweet girls snd good hard workers, so I'd never cross the line with any of them. I'm more "dad" to them than anything. But holy shit, just the mere fantasy of ripping their clothes off makes me need an extra cold shower sometimes. Plus I look on their instagrams and every single one of them has bikini pics posted and that doesn't help. A little fun at Havana once in a while sure helps release some of that pent up tension.

Sounds like a great work environment! Are you hiring? LOL jk.

[Xnintoolx]

Here is a curveball, have you tried texting the spot and asking when XYZ would be working?

Maybe just maybe they'll let you know and you can pre-book!

Gasp!

What day is melanie there?? Been trying for her but no luck instead went with honey and really enjoyed my time but still itching for melanie.

[MongerMan37]

What day is melanie there?? Been trying for her but no luck instead went with honey and really enjoyed my time but still itching for melanie.

Just text the spa. I was considering seeing her this week and they told me she'd be there Saturday. Her days vary. The receptionist is usually helpful and will answer a question like that.

[Grimmy23]

You just described this married 52 year old to a T.

I should also add that I have 6 smoking hot college girls all in the age range of 19-23 working my front desk. I'm the boss and I value my business, and I respect them because they're all really sweet girls snd good hard workers, so I'd never cross the line with any of them. I'm more "dad" to them than anything. But holy shit, just the mere fantasy of ripping their clothes off makes me need an extra cold shower sometimes. Plus I look on their instagrams and every single one of them has bikini pics posted and that doesn't help. A little fun at Havana once in a while sure helps release some of that pent up tension.

[Grimmy23]

What day is melanie there?? Been trying for her but no luck instead went with honey and really enjoyed my time but still itching for melanie.

I usually see her on Friday afternoons.

[Ass Coach]

You just described this married 52 year old to a T.

Amen Brother!! Very well said.

[Ass Coach]

I agree.

Where is she working out of now? The place on Katella next to donut shop is closed.

Just saw Krystal recently, and I have to say that everything that everyone said was true. She gives an awesome massage with a great tease and a nice finish. She's naked the whole time and is able to have a great conversation. Definitely worth it.