Massage Parlor Reports

**NoFearToTry** · 03-04-21 12:16

Originally Posted by WarpFactor69 [View Original Post]

Stopped by today. Even though they are listed on adultsearch under erotic massage parlors, I didn't get that vibe. Everything seemed too professional and sterile. The lady was dressed in jeans, full hour is the shortest time offered. I decided not to stay, has anyone had good experiences there? Send me a message if you don't want to post.

It is always clean in any visit I have made, the extras can happen, hand job was never a issue, of course your mileage will vary, I have not been in over a year so can not speak of current time.

**WarpFactor69** · 03-03-21 21:51

Stopped by today. Even though they are listed on adultsearch under erotic massage parlors, I didn't get that vibe. Everything seemed too professional and sterile. The lady was dressed in jeans, full hour is the shortest time offered. I decided not to stay, has anyone had good experiences there? Send me a message if you don't want to post.

**Alpha 696** · 03-03-21 16:49

Went on Monday morning the 1 rst. Greeted by 20 ish very attractive petite gal. Wasn't expecting a good massage because of most reports here. But wow. Massage was awesome!!

Better than I've had at a legit place. Being totally new I probably don't know enough but on the flip I could only get her topless for the he. It was great but looking for more. But half the fun is trying right. LOL.

**Alpha 696** · 03-03-21 15:53

Went on Monday morning. First time for me.

I'm normally a hobbyist through tna.

At Veel I was greeted by very attractive 20 something I would say. The actual massage was awesome. Very strong hands for such a small thing. 30 minutes in got the flip. Could only talk her into going topless for the he. Asked for more. Kept shaking head no. I will keep searching. But like I said the massage was awesome. Way better than what I got at massage envy.

**TruckerBob** · 03-03-21 15:35

Originally Posted by MuscleThick [View Original Post]

Whatever happened to Mia, Cali and coco with the big coconuts?

I am also wondering this.

**NoFearToTry** · 03-02-21 18:55

Originally Posted by MuscleThick [View Original Post]

Whatever happened to Mia, Cali and coco with the big coconuts?

Sent you a pm.

**WestSidePunter** · 03-02-21 15:41

Originally Posted by DrexDiggler2 [View Original Post]

Hey all, hope you are all having fun and getting some from the lovely ladies out there.

Was wondering if anyone had some reports on the westside, I have been to all of them over the past couple years, and some I have not been back to, as there was no fun to be had, Wangcho, Sunny, 5 Star are just some of them. I went on the other site, and no one has reviewed them for awhile. I am having to spend a little less, but can still have fun, but hoping for something closer to home, as fun as a few spots in Vancouver, and the eastside are, I hate the drive some days LOL.

I used to have a great time at the cedar hills one behind the Arby's but that girl leftEven got lucky once at the foot spa on TV hwy once. Shangri-la was fun last time I went, but the girl rushed it all, and it became not as fun for me.

So if you have any spots, and maybe do not want to share here, please DM me. I do have a few spots where HE-FS are available that I visit in other areas in the metro area.

From recent visits, there is fun available at Wangchao, CNE, Chi, and all the usual suspects. Not a ton more than HE at most of them, but there's a fair lot of intel on a couple high mileage west side spots already here.

**MuscleThick** · 03-02-21 14:25

Whatever happened to Mia, Cali and coco with the big coconuts?

**Drex Diggler2** · 03-02-21 14:11

Hey all, hope you are all having fun and getting some from the lovely ladies out there.

Was wondering if anyone had some reports on the westside, I have been to all of them over the past couple years, and some I have not been back to, as there was no fun to be had, Wangcho, Sunny, 5 Star are just some of them. I went on the other site, and no one has reviewed them for awhile. I am having to spend a little less, but can still have fun, but hoping for something closer to home, as fun as a few spots in Vancouver, and the eastside are, I hate the drive some days LOL.

I used to have a great time at the cedar hills one behind the Arby's but that girl leftEven got lucky once at the foot spa on TV hwy once. Shangri-la was fun last time I went, but the girl rushed it all, and it became not as fun for me.

So if you have any spots, and maybe do not want to share here, please DM me. I do have a few spots where HE-FS are available that I visit in other areas in the metro area.

**NoFearToTry** · 03-02-21 13:35

Originally Posted by Benson008 [View Original Post]

I decided to visit this place that is close to home in Tigard and met Linda a slender and reasonably attractive lady who was wearing some jeans and a sweater when we met. I decided to stay an hour to allow enough time to see where it went. We both had our masks on for the massage that was only so so, a bit of a light touch and nothing special to mention. I was given the hot towel treatment and asked to flip over. From there I was able to pull those jeans down and play a bit until she called time. Leaving me unfinished she asks if I want more time? No I dressed to go.

I have stopped on here on occasion as well just to see if the talent has rotated, the person who owns this place I think also owns another place or two. I had a similar experiences at this place with this girl since she has come to this location I have seen her more than once. She has a routine and knows the game maybe a little too well to get your cash. If you pay for an hour and someone else comes in she will try to cut your hour short to 30 minutes and give you the oh too busy honey bullshit and you get to leave undrained with no fun. If she has no one else waiting she will try to extend the tease in hopes of more to get more cash out of you and not give it up. The hour here seems like a 50 minute hour unless you point the time out then you get your hour. The towel on your ass goes away pretty quickly if it even gets used.

She has a nice voice seems friendly and easy on the eyes and slender in comparison to some of the other ladies out there. She will try to get you to diy and not put the effort out. Daty is doable but not to engaging about it if your into it go in the morning not evening. Was not able to get FS even with appropriate offerings and flashing the wad, if anyone else has feel free to send me pm with the swaying point to get her there. Her English is limited of course to her benefit as needed. I have walked in and whatever the hell was cooking stunk so bad I left and said I come back later. Massage is nothing to great pretty weak if you even care about it, I'm sure she is just another warm body to greet you and take your cash with no real massage skills or license as most all of these places are.

I won't be going back either until another rotates in, just too many other choices out there to visit without all the manipulation and hustle bullshit. At least this girl isn't 65 is why I gave it a shot a more than once .

I hate the time cut short and the oh too busy bullshit line and still want the full regular tip and not bashful in asking for too much

**PriceIsRight39** · 03-02-21 12:49

Originally Posted by Benson008 [View Original Post]

I decided to visit this place that is close to home in Tigard and met Linda a slender and reasonably attractive lady who was wearing some jeans and a sweater when we met. I decided to stay an hour to allow enough time to see where it went. We both had our masks on for the massage that was only so so, a bit of a light touch and nothing special to mention. I was given the hot towel treatment and asked to flip over. From there I was able to pull those jeans down and play a bit until she called time. Leaving me unfinished she asks if I want more time? No I dressed to go.

Damn! That stinks.

**Benson008** · 03-02-21 11:20

I decided to visit this place that is close to home in Tigard and met Linda a slender and reasonably attractive lady who was wearing some jeans and a sweater when we met. I decided to stay an hour to allow enough time to see where it went. We both had our masks on for the massage that was only so so, a bit of a light touch and nothing special to mention. I was given the hot towel treatment and asked to flip over. From there I was able to pull those jeans down and play a bit until she called time. Leaving me unfinished she asks if I want more time? No I dressed to go.

**RubATugTug** · 03-02-21 10:41

Originally Posted by Flash1888 [View Original Post]

Worst experience so far AMP. Saw very attractive and cutie on her phone inside her sub when I arrived. She quickly walked with me and said get hour. No technique except for my legs. Wanted 300 for FS. Said no, wanted 150 for no. Said no again. We were 45 minutes in and them boobs looked amazing and gave to hundo for BJ. She came back with plastic bag to blow me. Said hell no! Either without or I'm done.

She gave decent BBBJ and blew it on face and left. Will not repeat.

Was this the lucky in OR or WA? Had similar experience with lucky on 99.

**Bobby ShafToe** · 03-02-21 08:09

Originally Posted by Flash1888 [View Original Post]

Worst experience so far AMP. Saw very attractive and cutie on her phone inside her sub when I arrived. She quickly walked with me and said get hour. No technique except for my legs. Wanted 300 for FS. Said no, wanted 150 for no. Said no again. We were 45 minutes in and them boobs looked amazing and gave to hundo for BJ. She came back with plastic bag to blow me. Said hell no! Either without or I'm done.

She gave decent BBBJ and blew it on face and left. Will not repeat.

Could someone PM me what GW and ZFM mean?

**IDesign** · 03-02-21 04:40

It was a Red Sun kind of day today and never visited so thought to give it a try. There were two working, older probably mid 40's or so. Since it was my first time there, went for a half hour. Massage was a 7/10 and on the flip there was a HE. Very mechanical and didn't sense I would be getting anything more. What I liked, there was no upselling / negotiating or anything on the flip. Just went straight for HE. I was thinking great. However, the bad and this may have been just bad timing. As she massaged the back and teased the goods, the door front door beeped. She stopped and left to talk with whoever walked in. Heard some chatter and I heard the guy say they have a party of four. I was thinking to myself, "party of four? And there was a lot of commotion in the lobby. She came back, told me to flip, and started massaging the goods. I ask if they just got busy, she said yes. Then her coworker started talking through our private room door. No clue what they were saying. She said she would be right back. Left in the middle of a HE. Came back a few minutes, proceeded to finish me off, said ok bye bye now. I left and just wondered to myself LOL. Tipped $25 and she didn't say anything negative nor was pushy.