Escort Reports

[CarDater]

If her hairy arm pits and bushy beaver isn't enough to make your dick go limp. Maybe her stink will finish the job. Not for me fellas!

When I saw her a long time ago, her and her room smelled like as if a full box of kitty litter was flipped and dumped all over her body and bed.

[UCBaja2]

Got to admit, I mostly wanted to see her because I was curious. I found her ad on LC with her SC. Started following her on there and she looked pretty fun. No face pics. Very mysterious. Yesterday when I was supposed to meet her I had no internet service and she doesn't use a phone, I sent a message on SC "here". Waited and finally went back home and when I got home the message sent. She was like, Really bro? An hour later? I explained to her what happened and what I was driving and she was like, I saw you! So bad planning on my part.

BTW. Someone PM'ed me about Riley that I mentioned, the big titted "college student". Saw her some months back. Her ad looked OK and legit. I got to the hotel room which is one of those extended stay places and pretty messy. She was very skinny- I prefer curvy. No BJ, straight to mish, she was pretty into it, then doggy and back to mish. She was very responsive. Overall a one-and-done for me. Other than the big tits nothing really else. Oh did I mention she couldn't stop yapping? OMG, from the moment I got there, her life and her bf and what she likes and she's got ADD or something or other. It stopped during the session but soon as we were done she went back to talking about everything.

I try to report anyone new I see and am really impressed by on here immediately. She wasn't one.

If her hairy arm pits and bushy beaver isn't enough to make your dick go limp. Maybe her stink will finish the job. Not for me fellas!

[CaliBoy2000]

I believe she posted a year ago. She had face pics and looked androgynous.

Got to admit, I mostly wanted to see her because I was curious. I found her ad on LC with her SC. Started following her on there and she looked pretty fun. No face pics. Very mysterious. Yesterday when I was supposed to meet her I had no internet service and she doesn't use a phone, I sent a message on SC "here". Waited and finally went back home and when I got home the message sent. She was like, Really bro? An hour later? I explained to her what happened and what I was driving and she was like, I saw you! So bad planning on my part.

BTW. Someone PM'ed me about Riley that I mentioned, the big titted "college student". Saw her some months back. Her ad looked OK and legit. I got to the hotel room which is one of those extended stay places and pretty messy. She was very skinny- I prefer curvy. No BJ, straight to mish, she was pretty into it, then doggy and back to mish. She was very responsive. Overall a one-and-done for me. Other than the big tits nothing really else. Oh did I mention she couldn't stop yapping? OMG, from the moment I got there, her life and her bf and what she likes and she's got ADD or something or other. It stopped during the session but soon as we were done she went back to talking about everything.

I try to report anyone new I see and am really impressed by on here immediately. She wasn't one.

[EggEgg]

Welp this is starting to get tiresome. Jessie Monroe now is telling me she is focusing on selling edibles not hooking up anymore. Is there any escorts still out there? LOL everyone I try does not exist or is sketch. Idk.

[JM619]

To me, GFE = kissing.

Ok this post is going to make me sound like I am a total newb to hobbying when I have over 10 years under my belt. I know I know to some 10 years is still a newb LOL. Anyways.

In this Hobby we use a lot of acronyms, abbreviations, slang terms etc and more and more are added every month it seems. Now I thought I knew a good amount of them and if I don't know One I come across usually can figure it out pretty quickly. However, a recent encounter has me questioning this.

GFE = Girl Friend Experience.

Seems simple enough right? You imagine having sex with a girl your dating aka your "girlfriend" and the things you do with her you can expect from a GFE Provider correct? 🤔 if you said yes you would be wrong LOL. Atleast according to this girl. I was in the wrong for expecting a girlfriend like experience with a supposedly GFE Provider 🤯 WTF!? Did I miss something here or?

What do you personally classify as GFE?

[AverageChump]

Ok this post is going to make me sound like I am a total newb to hobbying when I have over 10 years under my belt. I know I know to some 10 years is still a newb LOL. Anyways.

In this Hobby we use a lot of acronyms, abbreviations, slang terms etc and more and more are added every month it seems. Now I thought I knew a good amount of them and if I don't know One I come across usually can figure it out pretty quickly. However, a recent encounter has me questioning this.

GFE = Girl Friend Experience.

Seems simple enough right? You imagine having sex with a girl your dating aka your "girlfriend" and the things you do with her you can expect from a GFE Provider correct? 🤔 if you said yes you would be wrong LOL. Atleast according to this girl. I was in the wrong for expecting a girlfriend like experience with a supposedly GFE Provider 🤯 WTF!? Did I miss something here or?

What do you personally classify as GFE?

[CarDater]

I just logged on to talk about Stony. I messaged her on SC. Set up a time and asked if I could text her. She doesn't give out her number to clients but she gave the password to the Wi-Fi when I get there. I got there but my phone wouldn't send the SC message so I had to turn around and go back.

Curious of what she looks like. I saw the other big titted "college student" as she says in her ad. Wasn't impressed.

I believe she posted a year ago. She had face pics and looked androgynous.

[EggEgg]

I just logged on to talk about Stony. I messaged her on SC. Set up a time and asked if I could text her. She doesn't give out her number to clients but she gave the password to the Wi-Fi when I get there. I got there but my phone wouldn't send the SC message so I had to turn around and go back.

Curious of what she looks like. I saw the other big titted "college student" as she says in her ad. Wasn't impressed.

If you think it's safe I'll take the plunge tomorrow or the next day. She just asks for shit like "straps" and trades for "pill bottles" so I was little hesitant. She answers shit when nobody else does though. This city has so many flakes I swear to god.

[DrPornDawger]

I took a drive up to Carlsbad with intention to see Shay, who recently started advertising Greek. I get up there, her ad is recent from the same morning, and the line is dead so I go hang out at the beach. Take in some fresh ocean air and watch the surfers for a bit and hit her up agin, this time it rings 5-6 x then to VM. I drove inland a bit and parked at Carlsbad Village Outlets and grab lunch. I've wanted a piece of this one for a long time and I'm finally staged in Carlsbad so try try again one more time but no answer, and she's not replying to text either. Ghosted. So I move on.

I started to make alternate arrangements (I had already taken a viagra) and texted this flake who I'd seen before in her Hillcrest apartment. She replies and said she's at a Best Western in Carlsbad. I search GPS for Best Western and found two in Carlsbad so I ask her which one it is. I waited and waited and waited for a reply. Ghosted, flaked. https://40up.com.listcrawler.eu/post...iego/59229341/.

I started making another arrangement but this time with Red down in Hillcrest area. I get to Hillcrest and the Best Western chick texts me which hotel she's at and I reply that I'm already down in SD and not willing to drive back to Carlsbad. I told her she had me on the hook but she wasted too much of my time already and feared that if I did drive up there again that she would ghost me while I'm waiting in the parking lot. Anyway I get to Red's apartment and she tells me that one of her friends is having a crisis and she proceeded to blah, blah, blah me too death while she got ready to perform. BBBJ, CFS she's really tight for an older lady, nice petite body, just my type. We do RCG, Mish, standing doggy and I ask her to lie on her back so I can finish with standing mish and then she says "aren't you finished yet, I got someplace to go. " That totally killed my mojo. I paid for 30 min session and she was telling me I was going overtime even though I sat there and listened to her ***** and moan about her friends' crisis for 10 minutes. Couldn't complete the mission. Total fuckin buzz kill when a ***** says 'hurry up'.

https://40up.com.listcrawler.eu/post...iego/59166147/

Sometimes this hobby is so damn frustrating!

Happy hunting!

I can't believe Mandy was also a challenge.

I feel your frustration in this hobby.

[CaliBoy2000]

I just logged on to talk about Stony. I messaged her on SC. Set up a time and asked if I could text her. She doesn't give out her number to clients but she gave the password to the Wi-Fi when I get there. I got there but my phone wouldn't send the SC message so I had to turn around and go back.

Curious of what she looks like. I saw the other big titted "college student" as she says in her ad. Wasn't impressed.

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/f...-only/35351622 does anyone have any info on this girl hosting near SDSU. Has shown some videos on Snapchat and has a couple add but not many reviews. Wondering if any of my boys have had the pleasure. Thanks!

[EggEgg]

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/f...-only/35351622 does anyone have any info on this girl hosting near SDSU. Has shown some videos on Snapchat and has a couple add but not many reviews. Wondering if any of my boys have had the pleasure. Thanks!

[UCBaja2]

This nonsense comes with the territory sigh. Question about Red, what is $ for hhr and hr? I'm debating but her pics have got to be waaayyyyy old at this point right?

She charges $140/200, she still looks same as pics. Same perfect ass and nice tight puss. She did get a warm, soapy wash cloth and cleaned and inspected junior. BBBJ CFS non GFE. I even rinse with Listerine before going in but no DFK / GFE even though I'm Mr Clean. This was my second visit but I don't think I will repeat again.

[MemoeNasty]

This nonsense comes with the territory sigh. Question about Red, what is $ for hhr and hr? I'm debating but her pics have got to be waaayyyyy old at this point right?

I seen Red so long ago that I can't even remember what I paid or how long of a session it was. She had some drama at that time about a dude stealing her car. Said he was on meth. I was a little weirded out thinking he might come back. She was way cool though and I never felt rushed. I probably was with this woman for 2 hours because after the session she asked me if I could give her a ride to the Ralph's down the street so she could do some shopping. She went all out grocery shopping and took awhile but I didn't mind. When we got back to her apartment I even helped her carry the bags upstairs. This was one of the strangest experiences I ever had with a provider but felt she was the most coolest, down to earth woman in the hobby. Also, her pics at the time were 100% spot on and not misleading at all. In recent years I have noticed that she does not update them. She seemed to be a clean freak too! Kept asking me if I showered before coming over and said she doesn't like bad breath. Lucky for me I was good in this department and got the full GFE. I'd say this was around 2014-2015. I never did repeat but thought she was attractive and I had no complaints. Moe.

[MaxKat]

I took a drive up to Carlsbad with intention to see Shay, who recently started advertising Greek. I get up there, her ad is recent from the same morning, and the line is dead so I go hang out at the beach. Take in some fresh ocean air and watch the surfers for a bit and hit her up agin, this time it rings 5-6 x then to VM. I drove inland a bit and parked at Carlsbad Village Outlets and grab lunch. I've wanted a piece of this one for a long time and I'm finally staged in Carlsbad so try try again one more time but no answer, and she's not replying to text either. Ghosted. So I move on.

I started to make alternate arrangements (I had already taken a viagra) and texted this flake who I'd seen before in her Hillcrest apartment. She replies and said she's at a Best Western in Carlsbad. I search GPS for Best Western and found two in Carlsbad so I ask her which one it is. I waited and waited and waited for a reply. Ghosted, flaked. https://40up.com.listcrawler.eu/post...iego/59229341/.

I started making another arrangement but this time with Red down in Hillcrest area. I get to Hillcrest and the Best Western chick texts me which hotel she's at and I reply that I'm already down in SD and not willing to drive back to Carlsbad. I told her she had me on the hook but she wasted too much of my time already and feared that if I did drive up there again that she would ghost me while I'm waiting in the parking lot. Anyway I get to Red's apartment and she tells me that one of her friends is having a crisis and she proceeded to blah, blah, blah me too death while she got ready to perform. BBBJ, CFS she's really tight for an older lady, nice petite body, just my type. We do RCG, Mish, standing doggy and I ask her to lie on her back so I can finish with standing mish and then she says "aren't you finished yet, I got someplace to go. " That totally killed my mojo. I paid for 30 min session and she was telling me I was going overtime even though I sat there and listened to her ***** and moan about her friends' crisis for 10 minutes. Couldn't complete the mission. Total fuckin buzz kill when a ***** says 'hurry up'.

https://40up.com.listcrawler.eu/post...iego/59166147/

Sometimes this hobby is so damn frustrating!

Happy hunting!

This nonsense comes with the territory sigh. Question about Red, what is $ for hhr and hr? I'm debating but her pics have got to be waaayyyyy old at this point right?

[UCBaja2]

I took a drive up to Carlsbad with intention to see Shay, who recently started advertising Greek. I get up there, her ad is recent from the same morning, and the line is dead so I go hang out at the beach. Take in some fresh ocean air and watch the surfers for a bit and hit her up agin, this time it rings 5-6 x then to VM. I drove inland a bit and parked at Carlsbad Village Outlets and grab lunch. I've wanted a piece of this one for a long time and I'm finally staged in Carlsbad so try try again one more time but no answer, and she's not replying to text either. Ghosted. So I move on.

I started to make alternate arrangements (I had already taken a viagra) and texted this flake who I'd seen before in her Hillcrest apartment. She replies and said she's at a Best Western in Carlsbad. I search GPS for Best Western and found two in Carlsbad so I ask her which one it is. I waited and waited and waited for a reply. Ghosted, flaked. https://40up.com.listcrawler.eu/post...iego/59229341/.

I started making another arrangement but this time with Red down in Hillcrest area. I get to Hillcrest and the Best Western chick texts me which hotel she's at and I reply that I'm already down in SD and not willing to drive back to Carlsbad. I told her she had me on the hook but she wasted too much of my time already and feared that if I did drive up there again that she would ghost me while I'm waiting in the parking lot. Anyway I get to Red's apartment and she tells me that one of her friends is having a crisis and she proceeded to blah, blah, blah me too death while she got ready to perform. BBBJ, CFS she's really tight for an older lady, nice petite body, just my type. We do RCG, Mish, standing doggy and I ask her to lie on her back so I can finish with standing mish and then she says "aren't you finished yet, I got someplace to go. " That totally killed my mojo. I paid for 30 min session and she was telling me I was going overtime even though I sat there and listened to her ***** and moan about her friends' crisis for 10 minutes. Couldn't complete the mission. Total fuckin buzz kill when a ***** says 'hurry up'.

https://40up.com.listcrawler.eu/post...iego/59166147/

Sometimes this hobby is so damn frustrating!

Happy hunting!