Massage and Body Rubs. Non AMP

[Sgt Soros]

Is she playing games?

Last weekend I tried to get an appt. With this one. She posts in both Atlanta and Nashville on occasion. She's very attractive (if it's her in the pic) and supposedly a real CMT. But she only posts on RR. Her ad doesn't indicate anything but legit, but again, she only posts on RR. Anyway, I texted and she texted back, we went back and forth a little on her availability, but I couldn't make it work. A couple of Fridays ago I tried again and she didn't answer back. I sent her another message on Saturday afternoon telling her thanks anyway but I would look elsewhere and she called me. She said she was available that afternoon and I decided on an hour after she gave me the prices for half hour and hour. After hanging up, my gut instinct (and advice on here) started gnawing at me. So, I sent her a text and told her I had an appt. I needed to get to, so we could do the hour, but I assured her I tip well and apologized for "forgetting" the appt. She texted back "oooh k. " I told her I would text her when I go to her neighbourhood (as instructed) and would see her soon. She texted back about 20 minutes later saying she had a family emergency and had to cancel. I sent her a message back and said I understand and told her that if I offended her in some way for choosing a half hour, then I apologize. She finally answered back and said that she could let me see her partner, Renee instead. I told her that I have no idea who that is, haven't seen an ad, have seen no pic, etc. She didn't answer back. I sent a text the next day saying I wanted to see the woman in the ad.

She randomly sent me a text this week saying she is the woman in the ad. But I still can't help but wonder if it's a bait and switch. I wonder if she sets up clients with "Renee" because she's really not the woman in the ad. I don't quite get it. Just wondering if anyone has seen her and had success or if she's done this with others.

https://nashville.rubratings.com/135370

Yes! Don't overthink what happened, just move on to the next bus.

[ATLDreamer]

Last weekend I tried to get an appt. With this one. She posts in both Atlanta and Nashville on occasion. She's very attractive (if it's her in the pic) and supposedly a real CMT. But she only posts on RR. Her ad doesn't indicate anything but legit, but again, she only posts on RR. Anyway, I texted and she texted back, we went back and forth a little on her availability, but I couldn't make it work. A couple of Fridays ago I tried again and she didn't answer back. I sent her another message on Saturday afternoon telling her thanks anyway but I would look elsewhere and she called me. She said she was available that afternoon and I decided on an hour after she gave me the prices for half hour and hour. After hanging up, my gut instinct (and advice on here) started gnawing at me. So, I sent her a text and told her I had an appt. I needed to get to, so we could do the hour, but I assured her I tip well and apologized for "forgetting" the appt. She texted back "oooh k. " I told her I would text her when I go to her neighbourhood (as instructed) and would see her soon. She texted back about 20 minutes later saying she had a family emergency and had to cancel. I sent her a message back and said I understand and told her that if I offended her in some way for choosing a half hour, then I apologize. She finally answered back and said that she could let me see her partner, Renee instead. I told her that I have no idea who that is, haven't seen an ad, have seen no pic, etc. She didn't answer back. I sent a text the next day saying I wanted to see the woman in the ad.

She randomly sent me a text this week saying she is the woman in the ad. But I still can't help but wonder if it's a bait and switch. I wonder if she sets up clients with "Renee" because she's really not the woman in the ad. I don't quite get it. Just wondering if anyone has seen her and had success or if she's done this with others.

https://nashville.rubratings.com/135370

[Johnny Mapalo]

https://callescort.org/346-813-0342#.

She told me that she only did outcalls, because she couldn't host, and her rates were $100 massage, $150 massage / bbj, and $200 massage / bbj / sex.

Her rear end looked kind of sloppy and unshapely back there in those jogging pants. I have a feeling she doesn't strip anymore, although I never asked. After smoking the blunt down to ashes, she came out of the bathroom and I tried to hand her the funds. It was $150 for an hour massage with happy ending hand job.

She said sure and removed her t-shirt to reveal no bra and some nice youthful but slightly saggy size C breastess'es. I gave this chic $150 for a full hour massage and picked her up and took her back home and this is the thanks I get. Smh.

40 minutes of a supposed 60 minute massage. She gets a "6. 5" in looks and a "6" in performance. Happy massaging![

https://vimeo.com/517218996
Password: princess.

IS this really you? I noticed many things that sound opposite of the infamous J-Map here:

1. $200 for everything? Not sure how much you paid but your budget seems to be on the low end normally, so what did you pay?

2. You shelled out coin for a room for a Listcrawler-quality, fake masseuse, had to pick her up, and she had an unshapely ass.

3. She smoked a blunt. Wasn't this a sign that she was from Listcrawler and had no massage credentials?

4. She used Jergens. Again: Listcrawler !

5. You were polite enough to not rip the "anointed cloth" (washrag from Dollar General) away from your sacred loins. Perhaps I should notify the Pope that you're a candidate for beatification?

My eyesight is not failing me, but you may need to draw for your reading glasses. The rate I paid was listed twice. I never said she had saggy tits. I said slightly saggy and it really wasn't saggy tits. They were youthful, but slightly sagged. There's a big difference. Also, I meant to give her a "5.5" in performance and not a "6" that I gave her above. OK.

[HaneDales]

I was laughing just as hard as you. I think ever since his 'raid from police', the girls he sees are pretty much 3/10 quality. Maybe he thinks doing outcall no more how trash the girl is worth the reduction in risk from raids.

IS this really you? I noticed many things that sound opposite of the infamous J-Map here:

1. $200 for everything? Not sure how much you paid but your budget seems to be on the low end normally, so what did you pay?

2. You shelled out coin for a room for a Listcrawler-quality, fake masseuse, had to pick her up, and she had an unshapely ass.

3. She smoked a blunt. Wasn't this a sign that she was from Listcrawler and had no massage credentials?

4. She used Jergens. Again: Listcrawler !

5. You were polite enough to not rip the "anointed cloth" (washrag from Dollar General) away from your sacred loins. Perhaps I should notify the Pope that you're a candidate for beatification?

6. She had saggy tits. Again, do I need to elaborate on the quality of Listcrawler providers?

7. You only got 40 minutes of a 60-minute massage. Does the term ROB mean anything?

8. After all of that, you drove her back home.

Pause while I regain my breath and massage my sore ribs from laughing. Did you really do that or is your post a guide for newbies on what not to do? Please tell me my eyesight is not failing!

[Niteluvr]

https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/georgia/atlanta/58409991/[/URL]#.
I got a massage from a princess 3 weeks ago. First saw this chic posting a few months ago and shot her a text for her rates. She didn't really respond back too kindly and asked me for a pic first. Oh boy. Not! I passed on her ass. A few months later, in late January, I text her again for her rates and location.

She told me that she only did outcalls, because she couldn't host, and her rates were $100 massage, $150 massage / bbj, and $200 massage / bbj / sex. Sounded fair enough, but I wasn't able to host at the time. I told her that I could probably get a hotel in a few days and that I did on February 1st, 3 weeks ago. She text me that day and asked if we were still on and I told her, "Sure"!

IS this really you? I noticed many things that sound opposite of the infamous J-Map here:

1. $200 for everything? Not sure how much you paid but your budget seems to be on the low end normally, so what did you pay?

2. You shelled out coin for a room for a Listcrawler-quality, fake masseuse, had to pick her up, and she had an unshapely ass.

3. She smoked a blunt. Wasn't this a sign that she was from Listcrawler and had no massage credentials?

4. She used Jergens. Again: Listcrawler !

5. You were polite enough to not rip the "anointed cloth" (washrag from Dollar General) away from your sacred loins. Perhaps I should notify the Pope that you're a candidate for beatification?

6. She had saggy tits. Again, do I need to elaborate on the quality of Listcrawler providers?

7. You only got 40 minutes of a 60-minute massage. Does the term ROB mean anything?

8. After all of that, you drove her back home.

Pause while I regain my breath and massage my sore ribs from laughing. Did you really do that or is your post a guide for newbies on what not to do? Please tell me my eyesight is not failing!

[Member #2227]

Abbi is not Gabbi!

She's been in the business longer than I've been hobbying LOL.

Gabbi and Carmen for the posts below look amazing. Hoping someone TOFT soon.

[Kale318]

Saw this one today at her place off Piedmont. Nothing to brag about. She'll get the job done. Massage was subpar. Pictures are her. BUT she's gained some quarantine weight in the midsection. Her boobs are very nice though. Roaming allowed. 30 min will run you $1.

Upgrades are available.

CBJ for an additional $1 (gtfoh).

FS for an additional $2 (again, gtfoh).

https://atlanta.rubratings.com/164492

[MrHobbyist]

Looking for suggestions on an Ebony provider. Who do you all recommend? Thanks.

Try the post from Johnny.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...050&viewfull=1#post5224050.

[YeeHaw88]

Looking for suggestions on an Ebony provider. Who do you all recommend? Thanks.

[Johnny Mapalo]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...anta/58409991/#.

I got a massage from a princess 3 weeks ago. First saw this chic posting a few months ago and shot her a text for her rates. She didn't really respond back too kindly and asked me for a pic first. Oh boy. Not! I passed on her ass. A few months later, in late January, I text her again for her rates and location.

She told me that she only did outcalls, because she couldn't host, and her rates were $100 massage, $150 massage / bbj, and $200 massage / bbj / sex. Sounded fair enough, but I wasn't able to host at the time. I told her that I could probably get a hotel in a few days and that I did on February 1st, 3 weeks ago. She text me that day and asked if we were still on and I told her, "Sure".

She also asked me to exchange pics, just like she did the last time I text her a few months ago. Why? Well, I always have a bucket full of fake pics saved on my phone for these types of inquisitive broads. I sent her 1 fake pic and she sent me back 1 real pic in return. LOL. After the picture swapping parade, I went to secure the hotel, as she text me a few times to make sure that I was still getting it.

She then asked me if I could pick her up, because she didn't have a ride. Oh my God. Come on, bish. Ya can't host, ya don't have a whip, shit man. These chic's always trying to make something out of nothing. Smdh. I asked her how far was she from the hotel and she text me that she was only 14 minutes away. Ok, that sounds good. I told her that I would come pick her up then. Ridiculous!

The last time I picked up one of these broads, the session didn't end so well. I know how ungrateful these Listcrawler broads could be. I drove over to her digs anyways, which was an ok apartment complex by the Emory college in Decatur. I got there around 2:45 pm and at about 3:00 pm the chic finally came out strolling over to my car. She never told me which building she was in, only to park at the leasing office and wait for her. Ok.

I saw her in my rear view mirror walking up towards my car and looking kind of homely. Arggh. She was wearing black jogging pants and a black open jacket with a white t-shirt and obviously no bra on. Hmm. She also had a brown pocketbook strapped across her shoulder. She got into my whip and I said my greetings. She looked like the girl in the pics, but with no makeup on and a few bumps on her face.

We drove backed to my hotel with a casual conversation flowing the whole way. She confided to me how her friend told her about the site and how she's on the site trying to save up some money to get a car. Fair enough. She seemed very friendly and easy going. I didn't detect any attitude during the whole convo. We got back to the hotel as I walked behind her the whole checking her out.

Her rear end looked kind of sloppy and unshapely back there in those jogging pants. I have a feeling she doesn't strip anymore, although I never asked her. We finally got into the room where I had my mobile massage table set up. She was surprised that I had an actual massage table, although I told her that I had one several times, via text.

I forgot the freaking massage oil though, arrggh, but she did say she had some lotion in her bag. Great! We gots' ta' talking for a minute before she asked if she could smoke in the room. Why? I told her that I didn't think so, but she said that she would turn on the ac to kill the scent. Alrighty, then. She turned on the ac and went into the bathroom to light up the drug of her choice.

I sure hope she wasn't about to light up that glass dick in the freaking bathroom. Smh. She opened the bathroom door a few minutes later to reveal a blunt in her mouth. Smh. She kept puffing on that blunt as I was setting everything up. After smoking the blunt down to ashes, she came out of the bathroom and I tried to hand her the funds. It was $150 for an hour massage with happy ending hand job.

I requested this, as she asked me several times via text what I was looking for. When I tried to hand her the cash, she asked if I could send it via cash app. What? I told her that I had to go to the bank first and put the money in for the cash app deposit. She said that I could just give it to her, then. Really? Hmm. I handed over the bones and she counted it briefly before sticking it into her pocketbook.

She then told me that I could get ready and I looked over to my phone to see that it was now 3:40 pm. I stripped nude and laid on my stomach on my massage table that was draped with 2 white towels. She started fiddling around with her phone, as I asked her if she was setting a timer. She said, "Yes and trying to look for something to play". Great! Don't worry, I got my eyes on that time too. Hmm.

After she found her selection and set her timer, she threw a towel from out the bathroom, onto my bare ass. Great! I guess she didn't like the sight of my bare ashy ass? She turned the lights of as well, save for the kitchen light. I felt something cold hit my legs, which was probably the Jergens lotion. She started rubbing in my legs with medium pressure.

I started a light convo with her as she was massaging my 2 legs. I asked if she was a licensed massage therapist and she said no. She just knows how to give massages. Ok. The massage had medium pressure to it and it felt like she's laid hands on a few simps in the past. She asked if the pressure was ok and if I had any problem areas and I told her everything was fine.

She massaged my legs for a good 10 minutes before moving up to my back. She still had the white bathroom towel draped across my buttocks the whole time. She massaged my back, arms and neck for what seemed like 20 minutes, then asked me to flip. Oh boy. I hope this wasn't one of those, let me hurry up and finish them type of masssages.

I flipped over to reveal a fully deflated wee wee which I half covered with the white towel. I wanted to see if she would fully cover my genitals with the towel or completely take the towel off. She still had all her clothes on, although this was supposed to be a nude massage. Hmm. I guess she figured I was the only one getting nude. She poured some more Jergens lotion onto my legs and started rubbing it in.

5 minutes into the leg rub, she completely removed the towel from over my genitalia and started rubbing on the family jewels. That's always nice to feel. She then started rubbing on my cock and I felt that this chic was trying to pull a fast one on me. I told her to do some chest massageing first and she looked over to her phone and said that she will give me some more time. More time? WTF!

Knee grow, it's only been about 30 minutes into the massage, if even that. Ridiculous! I never said anything about it though. I just let her do her thing. She poured some Jergens lotion onto my chest then started rubbing my chest and arms for a brief 5 minutes. She then went back down to the family jewels again and started rubbing him briefly before placing some Jergens on ole spanky.

I asked her if she could take off her top so that I could get some visuals. She said sure and removed her t-shirt to reveal no bra and some nice youthful but slightly saggy size C breastess'es. She looked like a good 5'5 140-145 lbs as well. She started yanking on ole spanky as I massaged her breastess'es with my crusty ole hands.

Old Spanky became Big Spanky in a few minutes time as she remarked, "I like how that looks". Yes, from 9 inches to 15 and a half inches. What a sight! Big spanky started pulsating between her hands as I asked her to moan for me as she continued to give Big Spanky a handshake. She gave me some faint fake moans as I continued to massage her breastess'es with my calloused hands.

A few minutes later, I told her that my eruption was coming and she kept beating him off until she saw me exploding. 15 seconds into the explosion, she stopped yanking and started wiping her hands off. Err. She never milked Big Spankie dry, but whatever. I laid on the table for a minute, trying to take all of it in, before getting off and wiping myself with one of the towels.

She darted off into the bathroom to wash her hands off and get dressed. I got dressed myself and looked over to my phone on the bed which read, "4:20 pm". Hmm. The hour massage only lasted 40 minutes. Ridiculous! The nerves of these Listcrawler chic's. I gave this chic $150 for a full hour massage and picked her up and took her back home and this is the thanks I get. Smh.

40 minutes of a supposed 60 minute massage. Ree-dick-culous. That's why I never do that pick up and take home or Uber ride nonsense. Seldom do these broads ever repay you for your benevolence. Anyways, we were both dressed and she was ready with her pocketbook in hand, to head out. I walked behind her out of the room and into my jimmy rigged car.

I drove her back home with minimal convo all the way there. I reached her ends, let her out and that was that. Hmm. 5 days later, this broad text me asking me when will I be available again. Smh. I text her back letting her know about the shortage of time on the massage and how much I paid her for said massage. She told me that she apologizes and will give me the full time and more the next time.

Yeah right! What next time. I never text her back after that, but maybe if I'm bored or something one day I'll shoot her a text again. I'll probably shoot for the massage and bbj next time though. Who knows. She gets a "6. 5" in looks and a "6" in performance. Happy massaging!

[DocHolliday35]

Can be a little hard to get a hold of but worth the wait. She takes the time to make you feel comfortable and is very friendly. Location is safe and clean. Massage was decent, great attitude and HE. No rush was great. WIR = mostly yes.

https://atlanta.rubratings.com/212491

I have seen her before 140 for half hour and 200 for full hour.

[OopaRam]

Thank you my fellow mongering brothers. I should have done my homework and lookup abbreviations up above. I thought I have seen enough to know the post but that WIR stumped me and I wasn't thinking about the reference guide was at my fingertips.

[MrHobbyist]

Public Service Announcement (PSA).

There is a tab at the top of your screen between Photo Gallery and Sugar Babies called Abbreviations. Read the bloody thing, it will answer almost all of your questions on, well, what the abbreviations mean. Common Guys RTFF! (Read The F'ing Forum).

You can also find answers at urbandictionary.com for unknown terms.

SMDH (Shaking my Damn Head).

[Soaky1]

What is WIR?

Would I Return.

[HobbyMan51]

Your post lacks details on the damage. How much did she set you back.

What is WIR?

WIR is another annoying acronym for "Would I Repeat". I clicked on the abbreviations section above and found it. Most acronyms are known only to the person who makes them up, BTW (by the way), and generally are the result of being too lazy to type out the entire phrase. Necessity is always the MOI (Mother Of Invention). GTBOH (Glad To Be Of Help).