Asian PLEASER discussion forum (please post reviews in the review forum)

**BonerAppetitty** · 02-27-21 00:11

PewpHead gets me but I didn't say anything about DDG girls. She just needs to be hot enough to light a fire on my wood. Boner can't cook without fire and wood.

I would have missed out on some gorgeous girls if I was waiting for intel. I wish some bros blab about them. Great girls are hidden gems to me when I found them myself.

I don't expect DDG given how much I pay for service. Do you think the attached pics qualify as DDG? Those were her real pics.

The old OC Nana, Venus, HaMi, BlueStar, Cami, Stella, Lora, Chloe, Heri, Rebecca, Rie, Reah, Ravi, Allison, Dian, Rozel, J Lyeen, Hera, Bonnie, Alexa, Gi L, SoE, etc were all gorgeous to me. People may not think they are DDG but I just need the girls to be attractive to my eyes.

Originally Posted by BuddhaHead [View Original Post]

You guys talk like you're part of an exclusive club that prefer DDG girls. Let me give you the inside scoop from us ordinary hobbyists. We're all looking for ddg girls. People aren't reporting on them because there aren't any (at least among the typical k-agencies). There are no hidden gems out there because as soon as a ddg is discovered, some guy is going to blab about it.

With that said, I probably can count on 1 hand the truly ddg Asian providers I have personally met over my 20 years of hobbying. As a point of comparison, I would consider some Korean car show models and Asian Maxim girls as ddg.

**IronMan78** · 02-26-21 22:27

Originally Posted by BuddhaHead [View Original Post]

You guys talk like you're part of an exclusive club that prefer DDG girls. Let me give you the inside scoop from us ordinary hobbyists. We're all looking for ddg girls. People aren't reporting on them because there aren't any (at least among the typical k-agencies). There are no hidden gems out there because as soon as a ddg is discovered, some guy is going to blab about it.

With that said, I probably can count on 1 hand the truly ddg Asian providers I have personally met over my 20 years of hobbying. As a point of comparison, I would consider some Korean car show models and Asian Maxim girls as ddg.

OK so over your 20 years of hobbying, who are the ones on your one hand that you consider DDG?

**BuddhaHead** · 02-26-21 20:07

Originally Posted by PewpHead [View Original Post]

I only really care about pure hotness, DDG type girls.

You guys talk like you're part of an exclusive club that prefer DDG girls. Let me give you the inside scoop from us ordinary hobbyists. We're all looking for ddg girls. People aren't reporting on them because there aren't any (at least among the typical k-agencies). There are no hidden gems out there because as soon as a ddg is discovered, some guy is going to blab about it.

With that said, I probably can count on 1 hand the truly ddg Asian providers I have personally met over my 20 years of hobbying. As a point of comparison, I would consider some Korean car show models and Asian Maxim girls as ddg.

**BonerAppetitty** · 02-26-21 16:29

I thought of two girls from reading both of your reviews. I didn't save their real selfies to confirm. You guys probably saw this one: https://www.humaniplex.com/photos/Miss.Lee/128413/.

Your description of "Script tattoo on left wrist and along left foot" (click here) made me think I saw her already. Originally I was not going to see her because my boner sense said to avoid since I recognized having seen the fake pics (another rebrand). Then I saw Jack926 review (click here) and I wanted to confirm his beauty standard so I was going to check her out.

Originally Posted by BastardChorum [View Original Post]

Have at it with Romi / Romee / Sky and see if she turns out to be a grand old cookout or a kitchen nightmare.

**JerkMcGerk** · 02-26-21 15:36

Originally Posted by ZzzBoy14 [View Original Post]

Considering socal has the most posts on humaniplex, I would say that socal is the escort capital of the united states.

To be fair, Humaniplex isn't a board that is nationally used. Many areas have their own boards.

**Bastard Chorum** · 02-26-21 02:09

Originally Posted by BonerAppetitty [View Original Post]

Brothers, please send good looking young girls my way even if dead fish. I like to cook them. Really I just need them to let me do what I like. I lose interest when a girl is not attractive or young enough.

TIA

Have at it with Romi / Romee / Sky and see if she turns out to be a grand old cookout or a kitchen nightmare.

**ZzzBoy14** · 02-25-21 16:51

Originally Posted by JerkMcGerk [View Original Post]

Is there a better p4 p Asian scene anywhere in North America? It seems like the best combo of performers and looks. Vegas and New York are ok as well, arguably top destinations. Dallas is pretty good, but it doesn't have super hotties like the high tier cities.

Considering socal has the most posts on humaniplex, I would say that socal is the escort capital of the united states.

**PewpHead** · 02-25-21 11:50

Originally Posted by BonerAppetitty [View Original Post]

Brothers, please send good looking young girls my way even if dead fish. I like to cook them. Really I just need them to let me do what I like. I lose interest when a girl is not attractive or young enough.

My dude, similar to you, I only really care about pure hotness, DDG type girls. Good service is fine, but I'm not looking for just-okay-looking sex machines, I want girls that are so hot that if you saw them on Tinder you'd swipe left because you'd either think they're fake, or that even if real they wouldn't be worth the trouble. Are they bad in bed? Of course. Who cares? The point of the hobby is to bypass all the bullshit of dating and pay-to-win. Give me a hot ***** walking-red-flag where I can rail her in front of a mirror, feast my eyes on the spectacle, and think "I'm getting this, and I got to skip all the bullshit normally required to get into this position. Nice. " Give me a blonde tatted up tan Korean girl with her ribs jutting out and perky natural DD milkers. Give me the girl who looks like she crawled out of the soju ad poster at the KBBQ place who looks like she was built in a lab. (like Suzy, who I managed to miss but seemed from reviews like my type) It's not like the particularly hot girls at AAMPs are even more expensive than the mediocre ones. They're just usually busier and a little harder to book. When I go to see a girl and get another unmemorable "just doable" girl it's like "sigh, unzips".

Looking back on the girls I've seen dating back 15 years, by far the most memorable ones are the ones who had the peak looks. Some happened to have amazing service as well. (Nicole, Kimiko) I know in my mind that Nicole gave the best BBBJs I've ever experienced in my life, but I can't remember how they actually felt with any detail. I can remember her looks and how hot she looked bouncing on top of me still, though, 10+ years later. I remember girls with insane bodies and terrible service far better than the girls (like Yoji) who polished my dick so hard I could see my reflection on it afterward with some unexpected BBFS (which apparently she doesn't do anymore), but who didn't have standout looks.

**WhyOhWhy** · 02-25-21 04:31

Anyone know if there is a Japanese agency in Socal?

**BonerAppetitty** · 02-25-21 03:07

Brothers, please send good looking young girls my way even if dead fish. I like to cook them. Really I just need them to let me do what I like. I lose interest when a girl is not attractive or young enough.

TIA

Originally Posted by BastardChorum [View Original Post]

...I neither want to be fucking miss universe who's a dead fish nor the local fishmonger's wizened wife who can edge celibates into submission...

**JerkMcGerk** · 02-24-21 13:48

Is there a better p4 p Asian scene anywhere in North America? It seems like the best combo of performers and looks. Vegas and New York are ok as well, arguably top destinations. Dallas is pretty good, but it doesn't have super hotties like the high tier cities.

**BuddhaHead** · 02-24-21 12:55

Originally Posted by BastardChorum [View Original Post]

Thanks to all who chimed in regarding Jamie. Overall, it appears that nothing has changed or so little to essentially mean nothing. Those who saw her before still continue to do so for their own reasons. I am by no means disparaging Jamie or her regulars. There's mongers out there seeing girls for looks only, service only, or a combination of the two. It's your money so see whoever you please or pleases you.

I have seen her in the past but wanted to solicit some feedback to see if there's a reason to see her again. In particular, if her service has changed. I enjoy sessions that have a good helping of both looks and service. If it gets skewed too much one way or the other, I become disinterested and numb to the whole thing. I neither want to be fucking miss universe who's a dead fish nor the local fishmonger's wizened wife who can edge celibates into submission. It's unfortunate that her service hasn't improved but I guess the business she currently garners is enough for her not to put any effort in that particular endeavor.

You cannot look at this like a regular business, and think girls will behave according to fundamental business rules. The times I have seen service get better is when the girl is more "comfortable" with me and "likes" me (obviously after multiple visits). Of course, not all girls will behave like this, as they would have to allow their personal feelings to make a connection with the customer. I could tell that Jamie was not interested in making a connection, so didn't expect a GFE on the initial visit or subsequent visits.

**BuddhaHead** · 02-24-21 12:16

Originally Posted by WhyOhWhy [View Original Post]

Where can I find them. They sound delicious.

https://sugarcake.escortbook.com/

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/FirstAsians

**Bastard Chorum** · 02-24-21 01:43

Thanks to all who chimed in regarding Jamie. Overall, it appears that nothing has changed or so little to essentially mean nothing. Those who saw her before still continue to do so for their own reasons. I am by no means disparaging Jamie or her regulars. There's mongers out there seeing girls for looks only, service only, or a combination of the two. It's your money so see whoever you please or pleases you.

I have seen her in the past but wanted to solicit some feedback to see if there's a reason to see her again. In particular, if her service has changed. I enjoy sessions that have a good helping of both looks and service. If it gets skewed too much one way or the other, I become disinterested and numb to the whole thing. I neither want to be fucking miss universe who's a dead fish nor the local fishmonger's wizened wife who can edge celibates into submission. It's unfortunate that her service hasn't improved but I guess the business she currently garners is enough for her not to put any effort in that particular endeavor.

**SixGen** · 02-24-21 00:51

Originally Posted by ClGuy86 [View Original Post]

Found similar screenings on PD, but a few providers had their ig addresses listed, so I sent over friend request and got in touch with a nice Viet girl last week.

Would you like to share her name?