Escort Reports

[HankyDaPanky]

Now that's funny!

Good description with just the right amount of humor to make your point.

Keep up the good reports!

I don't want to call anyone out here but this post is completely disingenuous. IVY has scabbed over sores that are more like welts that cover 80% of her body. Stroking or rubbing 60 grit course sandpaper would be a better experience than coming in contact with IVY. Its not just on her back either. Arms, Back, Legs, Shoulders, Neck. Oddly enough, its not on her face which is where you would find acne - If it were acne - Which it is NOT!

Near as I can figure this poster must have been a former homicide detective, coroner, or medical examiner and has mastered the art of using VICKS VAPOR RUB to cover the smell of rotting or decaying flesh. Gents. I shit you not - This girls cooter and the odor that emits from it has taken on a life of its own. Its like the episode of Seinfeld where the valet parks Jerry's car and the valet's Body Odor is so bad that Jerry could not get the smell out of the car. The BO permeated and clung to anyone and everything that was in the car.

I will grant the poster one detail. She is sweet and has a kind soul. Personality will not make up for the rest though.

If Ivy is your thing so be it. More power to you. But to say it is something that it is not, is not being honest with fellow mongers. I know there are a few here that can confirm what I have reported. I just am trying to spare fellow mongers from paying for a bad experience or driving great distances for a bad experience based on false information. What was reported late summer and early last fall is no longer true.

Beware. See her at your own risk.

[Star67]

Took her for a spin recently and really not much has changed. Always open menu for me with DATY included. No oppressive odors down below. She has always had some acne on her backside and I always hit her k9 with no distractions. I imagine if that's a problem for some you could always flip her over and do mish. Still a sweet girl. Will keep repeating.

I don't want to call anyone out here but this post is completely disingenuous. IVY has scabbed over sores that are more like welts that cover 80% of her body. Stroking or rubbing 60 grit course sandpaper would be a better experience than coming in contact with IVY. Its not just on her back either. Arms, Back, Legs, Shoulders, Neck. Oddly enough, its not on her face which is where you would find acne - If it were acne - Which it is NOT!

Near as I can figure this poster must have been a former homicide detective, coroner, or medical examiner and has mastered the art of using VICKS VAPOR RUB to cover the smell of rotting or decaying flesh. Gents. I shit you not - This girls cooter and the odor that emits from it has taken on a life of its own. Its like the episode of Seinfeld where the valet parks Jerry's car and the valet's Body Odor is so bad that Jerry could not get the smell out of the car. The BO permeated and clung to anyone and everything that was in the car.

I will grant the poster one detail. She is sweet and has a kind soul. Personality will not make up for the rest though.

If Ivy is your thing so be it. More power to you. But to say it is something that it is not, is not being honest with fellow mongers. I know there are a few here that can confirm what I have reported. I just am trying to spare fellow mongers from paying for a bad experience or driving great distances for a bad experience based on false information. What was reported late summer and early last fall is no longer true.

Beware. See her at your own risk.

[Wenceslas]

Has anyone ever visited this provider in Kenosha? 45 year old on Skipthegames and Eroticmonkey.

Has reports here. Just search her name.

[Cruising Y]

Has anyone ever visited this provider in Kenosha? 45 year old on Skipthegames and Eroticmonkey.

[Wenceslas]

Took her for a spin recently and really not much has changed. Always open menu for me with DATY included. No oppressive odors down below. She has always had some acne on her backside and I always hit her k9 with no distractions. I imagine if that's a problem for some you could always flip her over and do mish. Still a sweet girl. Will keep repeating.

[Twisted Life]

Maybe this one.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cine/58611644/#.

Yeah that's her.

[CheckMate12]

Any info? Nice milk pods.

Thought about it but told me price and I never followed up.

[Star67]

I saw her in January. I was wondering about all the pimples. I didn't see them until I got her clothes off and by then she was so tiny I couldn't help but fuck her (covered). I asked her and she claimed psoriasis, which is BS. The cooter smell explains why she said she doesn't do DATY. She tried to get me to see her again right after. I like a tiny girl that calls me daddy, but think I am going to pass from now on.

Ivy is full of shit. There is no way that is Psoriasis. There are different types of psoriasis. I have seen friends and coworkers with psoriasis. What Ivy has is not psoriasis. I just can't believe that no one else commented on her scabby crusty welted up sores. Are they in some sort of denial? Have their other experiences been that bad that her skin condition is an upgrade? That cooter smell has a life of its own. Be prepared for decontamination after a visit with IVY. In the immortal words of Rick James. "THE MILK HAS GONE BAD" I WILL NOT REPEAT WITH HER EVER!

[DomCorazon]

Is there a link for her somewhere?

Maybe this one.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cine/58611644/#.

[Wenceslas]

I talked with her but didn't go through with anything she has an attitude problem.

Is there a link for her somewhere?

[Twisted Life]

Any info? Nice milk pods.

I talked with her but didn't go through with anything she has an attitude problem.

[AsianFever69]

Any info? Nice milk pods.

[Racine]

Beloved? I don't think so. She has a sweet personality I will grant you that. But she isn't this end all beat all experience that was repeatedly reported late last summer or early fall. I saw her between Thanksgiving and Christmas. The only way the experience could have been worse is if she robbed me or stabbed me. She needs to drag her bony ass to a dermatologist or doctor and figure out what all those crusty scabs, sores, and welts are that cover 80% of her body. Its like hives on steroids and is totally gross. Putting your hands on 60 grit sandpaper would feel better. She also needs to have a crotch doctor check up as well. I am fairly certain that they will find that something crawled up in her cooter and died. Its the only thing that can explain the SMELL coming from there that takes on a life of its own.

Be smart and be safe my friends.

I saw her in January. I was wondering about all the pimples. I didn't see them until I got her clothes off and by then she was so tiny I couldn't help but fuck her (covered). I asked her and she claimed psoriasis, which is BS. The cooter smell explains why she said she doesn't do DATY. She tried to get me to see her again right after. I like a tiny girl that calls me daddy, but think I am going to pass from now on.

[WiDaddy]

Sorry to hear about your experience. She hit me up several days ago for a front so she could re-book her room, I turned her down. I imagine your experience was along those lines and she didn't follow through with honoring the front. I am already downgrading her in my rotation as we speak.

She tries hitting me up for some room money as well. Ain't happening! I would agree that she has gone downhill. Too bad too as she was tons of fun in the past. Another one bites the dust.

[Ben Spend]

I really hate to write this report, but it seems that our beloved Ivy has gone to the dark side. She contacted me the other day, and we came to an agreement. She hasn't delivered as of yet, and is no longer responding. Proceed with caution with her if you decide to take your chances.

Sorry to hear about your experience. She hit me up several days ago for a front so she could re-book her room, I turned her down. I imagine your experience was along those lines and she didn't follow through with honoring the front. I am already downgrading her in my rotation as we speak.