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  1. #4027

    I wish too.

    Quote Originally Posted by BTrain  [View Original Post]
    I'm not the OP, but there's not a chance it's the same girl.

    I wish though. The pornstar Alexa Grace is very beautiful IMO. A session with her would be a dream come true.
    It definitely was not the pornstar. I would hope a pro like her would not have been this bad.

    Unfortunately mine was early mid 20's, hair almost shoulder length (again bad dye job blond), chest flatter than the pornstar's and a lazy eye.

  2. #4026
    Quote Originally Posted by BStachel  [View Original Post]
    Is that the porn actress Alexa Grace? She lists as 5'9" and 127 lbs 32 A on IAFD.

    https://twitter.com/alexagracexxx

    https://www.iafd.com/person.rme/perf...lexa-grace.htm

    https://www.pornhub.com/video/search?search=alexa+grace.
    I'm not the OP, but there's not a chance it's the same girl.

    I wish though. The pornstar Alexa Grace is very beautiful IMO. A session with her would be a dream come true.

  3. #4025

    Alexa Grace

    Is that the porn actress Alexa Grace? She lists as 5'9" and 127 lbs 32 A on IAFD.

    https://twitter.com/alexagracexxx

    https://www.iafd.com/person.rme/perf...lexa-grace.htm

    https://www.pornhub.com/video/search?search=alexa+grace.

    Quote Originally Posted by BoredPig  [View Original Post]
    A very disappointing meetup.

    From the booker: I'm Petite European / Spanish 5 f. 5 in. 107 lbs. 32 b Natural.

    More like bad dye job blond, trashy and with a chest as flat as a runway.

    Asked me to rinse off but didn't have any clean towels. They were all on the floor. I told her that I just showered and we got started.

    BBBJ was very short and lack luster. I was barely hard when she put on the cover.

    Kept complaining it hurts in 3 different positions. Finally, I said f-it, just finish with a HJ.

    The whole thing was super rushed, cause at the end she told me she was checking out at 11 even though out appointment was 10:30.

    Pretty much said "never again" out loud while walking out the door.

  4. #4024
    Quote Originally Posted by Monger699  [View Original Post]
    Fun time but expect her to need a "Break" where she waves a card at you asking you to take a breather.
    Wait what the hell it went from 2 accounts to 3 accounts now?

  5. #4023
    Quote Originally Posted by Jekuesco  [View Original Post]
    Livealluckin701 is a lying thieving wh at! E who is running classified ads on HX right now. https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Livealluckin701.

    I arranged a date at midnight at Fontana Hilton Inn. We had previously agreed that I would use her shower when I arrived at her hotel room from the text message exchange we had. When I arrived at her room, I proceeded to take a shower in her bathroom. I took 15 minutes in the shower and walked back out to begin the date.

    This is when everything went south. I initially handed her the agreed donation and she put it in her shirt. (She was still fully clothed at this point) She then told I had taken 30 minutes in the shower and that she never agreed to let me shower in her hotel room, even though I showed her the text where she did agree to this. She insists that she never said that and had the gall to say she never received the text message.

    This woman then tells me I used half my time and I had to pay her a whole half hour rate even though no services where performed at any time. I offered her a portion of the donation for letting me use her shower, but she insisted I owed her the half hour rate. I REMIND YOU, NO SERVICES WERE EVER PERFORMED!

    The best part was when she said the her "BOOKER" was going to stop by to her room "discuss" the situation with me. Obviously by "BOOKER" she meant pimp who was probably armed and wanted to probably assault me if I protested the robbery that was happening. She was on the phone with him the whole time while she is lying to my face. She handed me back a small portion of my donation to get me out of the room and I left.

    THIS PROVIDER IS A ROB. SHE WILL LIE ABOUT HER SERVICES SHE WILL PROVIDE YOU ON THE PHONE, AND MOST LIKELY PERFORM TO THE MINIMUM IF SHE PROVIDES ANY SERVICE TO YOU AT ALL. EVEN WORSE HER PIMP CAN COME ALONG AT ANY TIME TO POSSIBLY ROB YOU THE PAYING CUSTOMER OF YOUR BELONGINGS. THIS IS A WARNING TO EVERYBODY!

    Here are photos from her HX profile.
    Hmm. I thought shower time always count towards session time.

    Did her booker confirm to give you extra time to shower?

  6. #4022
    Thanks, Jedi. Good to know.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jedi69  [View Original Post]
    Professional-Casual (acquainted-well acquainted) -Family-Unfamiliar.

    For your second visit and beyond, it should not be Professional anymore, and it should not be family either.

  7. #4021
    Senior Member


    Posts: 1224
    Quote Originally Posted by Braddock1  [View Original Post]
    If this is really the case. Why has no one dinged this provider on HX yet?
    Actually, there was a red ding this morning, presumably by the OP, but has since been removed, who knows why? Now I know what his HX handle is.

  8. #4020
    Quote Originally Posted by Jekuesco  [View Original Post]
    Livealluckin701 is a lying thieving wh at! E who is running classified ads on HX right now. https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Livealluckin701.

    I arranged a date at midnight at Fontana Hilton Inn. We had previously agreed that I would use her shower when I arrived at her hotel room from the text message exchange we had. When I arrived at her room, I proceeded to take a shower in her bathroom. I took 15 minutes in the shower and walked back out to begin the date.

    This is when everything went south. I initially handed her the agreed donation and she put it in her shirt. (She was still fully clothed at this point) She then told I had taken 30 minutes in the shower and that she never agreed to let me shower in her hotel room, even though I showed her the text where she did agree to this. She insists that she never said that and had the gall to say she never received the text message.

    This woman then tells me I used half my time and I had to pay her a whole half hour rate even though no services where performed at any time. I offered her a portion of the donation for letting me use her shower, but she insisted I owed her the half hour rate. I REMIND YOU, NO SERVICES WERE EVER PERFORMED!

    The best part was when she said the her "BOOKER" was going to stop by to her room "discuss" the situation with me. Obviously by "BOOKER" she meant pimp who was probably armed and wanted to probably assault me if I protested the robbery that was happening. She was on the phone with him the whole time while she is lying to my face. She handed me back a small portion of my donation to get me out of the room and I left.

    THIS PROVIDER IS A ROB. SHE WILL LIE ABOUT HER SERVICES SHE WILL PROVIDE YOU ON THE PHONE, AND MOST LIKELY PERFORM TO THE MINIMUM IF SHE PROVIDES ANY SERVICE TO YOU AT ALL. EVEN WORSE HER PIMP CAN COME ALONG AT ANY TIME TO POSSIBLY ROB YOU THE PAYING CUSTOMER OF YOUR BELONGINGS. THIS IS A WARNING TO EVERYBODY!

    Here are photos from her HX profile.
    If this is really the case. Why has no one dinged this provider on HX yet?

  9. #4019
    Quote Originally Posted by Jekuesco  [View Original Post]
    Livealluckin701 is a lying thieving wh at! E who is running classified ads on HX right now. https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Livealluckin701.

    I arranged a date at midnight at Fontana Hilton Inn. We had previously agreed that I would use her shower when I arrived at her hotel room from the text message exchange we had. When I arrived at her room, I proceeded to take a shower in her bathroom. I took 15 minutes in the shower and walked back out to begin the date.

    This is when everything went south. I initially handed her the agreed donation and she put it in her shirt. (She was still fully clothed at this point) She then told I had taken 30 minutes in the shower and that she never agreed to let me shower in her hotel room, even though I showed her the text where she did agree to this. She insists that she never said that and had the gall to say she never received the text message.

    This woman then tells me I used half my time and I had to pay her a whole half hour rate even though no services where performed at any time. I offered her a portion of the donation for letting me use her shower, but she insisted I owed her the half hour rate. I REMIND YOU, NO SERVICES WERE EVER PERFORMED!

    The best part was when she said the her "BOOKER" was going to stop by to her room "discuss" the situation with me. Obviously by "BOOKER" she meant pimp who was probably armed and wanted to probably assault me if I protested the robbery that was happening. She was on the phone with him the whole time while she is lying to my face. She handed me back a small portion of my donation to get me out of the room and I left.

    THIS PROVIDER IS A ROB. SHE WILL LIE ABOUT HER SERVICES SHE WILL PROVIDE YOU ON THE PHONE, AND MOST LIKELY PERFORM TO THE MINIMUM IF SHE PROVIDES ANY SERVICE TO YOU AT ALL. EVEN WORSE HER PIMP CAN COME ALONG AT ANY TIME TO POSSIBLY ROB YOU THE PAYING CUSTOMER OF YOUR BELONGINGS. THIS IS A WARNING TO EVERYBODY!

    Here are photos from her HX profile.
    Wow that is terrible. Sorry you had to go through that. If it's any consolation, at least you got out of there with just your wallet hurt and nothing else. Did you originally contact her through HX or was there a phone number?

  10. #4018
    Senior Member


    Posts: 1224
    Quote Originally Posted by Jekuesco  [View Original Post]
    I arranged a date at midnight at Fontana Hilton Inn. We had previously agreed that I would use her shower when I arrived at her hotel room from the text message exchange we had. When I arrived at her room, I proceeded to take a shower in her bathroom. I took 15 minutes in the shower and walked back out to begin the date.

    This is when everything went south. I initially handed her the agreed donation and she put it in her shirt. (She was still fully clothed at this point) She then told I had taken 30 minutes in the shower and that she never agreed to let me shower in her hotel room, even though I showed her the text where she did agree to this. She insists that she never said that and had the gall to say she never received the text message.

    This woman then tells me I used half my time and I had to pay her a whole half hour rate even though no services where performed at any time. I offered her a portion of the donation for letting me use her shower, but she insisted I owed her the half hour rate. I REMIND YOU, NO SERVICES WERE EVER PERFORMED!
    This is funny as hell. Next time shower at home. Problem solved.

  11. #4017

    AlexaGrace

    A very disappointing meetup.

    From the booker: I'm Petite European / Spanish 5 f. 5 in. 107 lbs. 32 b Natural.

    More like bad dye job blond, trashy and with a chest as flat as a runway.

    Asked me to rinse off but didn't have any clean towels. They were all on the floor. I told her that I just showered and we got started.

    BBBJ was very short and lack luster. I was barely hard when she put on the cover.

    Kept complaining it hurts in 3 different positions. Finally, I said f-it, just finish with a HJ.

    The whole thing was super rushed, cause at the end she told me she was checking out at 11 even though out appointment was 10:30.

    Pretty much said "never again" out loud while walking out the door.

  12. #4016

    ROB report on Livealluckin701. ROB B#tch from Humaniplex

    Livealluckin701 is a lying thieving wh at! E who is running classified ads on HX right now. https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Livealluckin701.

    I arranged a date at midnight at Fontana Hilton Inn. We had previously agreed that I would use her shower when I arrived at her hotel room from the text message exchange we had. When I arrived at her room, I proceeded to take a shower in her bathroom. I took 15 minutes in the shower and walked back out to begin the date.

    This is when everything went south. I initially handed her the agreed donation and she put it in her shirt. (She was still fully clothed at this point) She then told I had taken 30 minutes in the shower and that she never agreed to let me shower in her hotel room, even though I showed her the text where she did agree to this. She insists that she never said that and had the gall to say she never received the text message.

    This woman then tells me I used half my time and I had to pay her a whole half hour rate even though no services where performed at any time. I offered her a portion of the donation for letting me use her shower, but she insisted I owed her the half hour rate. I REMIND YOU, NO SERVICES WERE EVER PERFORMED!

    The best part was when she said the her "BOOKER" was going to stop by to her room "discuss" the situation with me. Obviously by "BOOKER" she meant pimp who was probably armed and wanted to probably assault me if I protested the robbery that was happening. She was on the phone with him the whole time while she is lying to my face. She handed me back a small portion of my donation to get me out of the room and I left.

    THIS PROVIDER IS A ROB. SHE WILL LIE ABOUT HER SERVICES SHE WILL PROVIDE YOU ON THE PHONE, AND MOST LIKELY PERFORM TO THE MINIMUM IF SHE PROVIDES ANY SERVICE TO YOU AT ALL. EVEN WORSE HER PIMP CAN COME ALONG AT ANY TIME TO POSSIBLY ROB YOU THE PAYING CUSTOMER OF YOUR BELONGINGS. THIS IS A WARNING TO EVERYBODY!

    Here are photos from her HX profile.
    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails ROB_1.jpg‎   ROB_2.jpg‎   ROB_3.jpg‎  

  13. #4015
    Senior Member


    Posts: 1224
    Quote Originally Posted by Kroditpakshi  [View Original Post]
    Thank you. By familiar did you mean family? I don't quite follow why a professional re-rate is verboten esp when it seems most appropriate from the available options.
    Professional-Casual (acquainted-well acquainted) -Family-Unfamiliar.

    For your second visit and beyond, it should not be Professional anymore, and it should not be family either.

  14. #4014
    Thank you. By familiar did you mean family? I don't quite follow why a professional re-rate is verboten esp when it seems most appropriate from the available options.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jedi69  [View Original Post]
    If you want the last date to show, it would be better to X your last rating and just start a new one. But the new rating has to be Casual or Familiar instead of Professional because the site algorithm remembers and preserves all your previous ratings, and it would look strange if your re-rating for the subsequent dates is not classified as Familiar.

  15. #4013

    Cartoon2020 | Ploi | imapple

    Quote Originally Posted by BoredPig  [View Original Post]
    Has anyone had any experience with this provider?
    Fun time but expect her to need a "Break" where she waves a card at you asking you to take a breather.

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