Negative Escort Reviews

[Junk12]

Definitely need another dose of Costa Rica! Ugh. So many options down there! Ticas, Colombians, Cubans, Dominicans, Peruvians, Brazilians, etc, all in one place!

Man I miss Jaco, live like a king there. Nice villa, private chef, women roll up in car loads to your front gate, asking if you still have any "leche" left while grabbing your balls.

[Hey Flint]

Hey Guys, I just realized how incredibly stupid it was for me to post those last 2 pics and lost edit capability. I am a regular there and that girl would go ballistic, if she heard I posted those pics. She no joke has tried to stab me before. So, if you do go, please bros before hos.

[Hey Flint]

Fuck, I can't find the unlearn button!

FUPA (Fat Upper Pussy Area) refers to the large, overhanging, belly-like sack above the females pookie.

[PapiCholo]

Too bad. Loved the pink hair and last pic was promising.

What is FUPA? You're always teaching me new words! You are like an HOEnglish professor!

FUPA (Fat Upper Pussy Area) refers to the large, overhanging, belly-like sack above the females pookie.

[Hey Flint]

Too bad. Loved the pink hair and last pic was promising.

What is FUPA? You're always teaching me new words! You are like an HOEnglish professor!

She's gross and
Her ad pics make her looks kinda sexy, in person she is a chubby mess, round porky face and flabby body. Very large FUPA going on too.

[PapiCholo]

Hey PC, so she doesn't look anything like her pics?

She's gross and her attitude / personality sucks ass.

Her ad pics make her looks kinda sexy, in person she is a chubby mess, round porky face and flabby body. Very large FUPA going on too.

[Hey Flint]

Hey PC, so she doesn't look anything like her pics?

Went and gave this one a try. What a big freaking mistake.

She's super chubby, flabby body, teeth have brown / black crap all over them .

[Hey Flint]

You are my man Sin, but San Jose? That's scrapping the bottom of the barrel for Gringo prices. San Jose, Panama, and Santo Domingo are for american tourist mongers. Much better quality for the same price for less if you go further south or out to Germany. I love how sex is so organized in Germany. If you only want to CIP then you go to CIP clubs. If you want SW, then you go to a high rise and walk the floors and halls with rooms. They get regularly tested, so the cleanst SWs on the planet. If you want only car dates, the govt has setup covered parking stalls. If you want 100 naked models walking around, with unlimited free drinks, food, sauna, jacuzzi, pools, showers, and fuck any of them even out in the open, rest, fuck and repeat for hours, then go to a FKK ($60 a pop).

This is what you get in Germany for the same price as a short hardened San Jose ho. This girl was almost 6 ft and one of the only girls that can make me cum via BJ. Again, no X rated pics due to history. She is a regular at Sharks FKK if you want to meet her. The most amazing body, tits, ass ever. Perfection. She hates me now though LOL.

Definitely need another dose of Costa Rica! Ugh. So many options down there! Ticas, Colombians, Cubans, Dominicans, Peruvians, Brazilians, etc, all in one place!

[PapiCholo]

Visited.

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Pros: She's real. She looks like her pictures. She's actually early-to-mid 20's. She's new and willing to make things work.

Cons: We didn't have the room to play as she'd promised so ended up meeting in the car. This isn't always the case and she apologized for the issue. A big con for me. She's in Sanford.

Overall, I'll repeat. Senior members can contact for password to let her know you're serious and skip some of the paranoia.

Went and gave this one a try. What a big freaking mistake.

She's super chubby, flabby body, teeth have brown / black crap all over them and she was super paranoid. Like overly paranoid even after she agreed on a spot. BBBJ for 5 seconds then she would pop her head back up for 30,5 second BBBJ, 30 seconds looking around. Kept losing my boner. More to this story but do not see this girl, she is a waste of time. Looks wise she is a 4/10.

[OriginalSin]

This is exactly why I am taking a trip to Brazil or Colombia once things are semi normal. I have mongered in Medellin but never Rio. I'd fall in love at least 4 times during my trip.

Yeah. Covid has me grounded in this 3rd world mongering country we call home. I normally regularly travel internationally for work. Its quite sad that I am thinking about pay Adriana to jerk off to her with a respirator on and on being annoyed that old ass Avalon did not reply to my texts. I wouldn't give Adriana time of day in either SA or FKK and Avalon looks to be over mandatory ho retirement age for any club in SA. (Apologize if you are reading this Avalon and fuck you.

I have never been to Medellin but know all about it. Hope the Mansion survived the pandemic. I know Bogota well, and you just got me remembering my Colombian ATF In my experience, Colombians and Slavic girls have the best natural tits. I probably titty fucked my Colombian ATF as much as standard sex. Nothing better than titty fucking large young natural titties with some menthol oil. The Brazilian girl I just posted about is of Slavic descent, which is typical in her region of Brazil. Yes those tits are 100% natural and even better in person. I titty fucked her many times as well. Slavic girls have prettier pussies though.

If you don't speak Portuguese, you should stick with Rio or Sao Paulo, especially for your first trip.

As for me, I can't wait to get back to Sharks FKK in Darmstadt Germany, on the couch outside in the sun with only my towel on, a whiskey in one hand, a hot young blond on my other hand, a hot young brunette with green eyes on my back, all while staring at other hot young naked chics walking around with either Formula 1 or football match on TV!

Definitely need another dose of Costa Rica! Ugh. So many options down there! Ticas, Colombians, Cubans, Dominicans, Peruvians, Brazilians, etc, all in one place!

[HornyToad123]

Out of the blue I got a $25 cashapp request from red head Tiffany today even though I only saw her once and a long time ago. I don't know if she's in a pinch or not, but that shit is unacceptable. Blocked request.

[Hey Flint]

Yeah. Covid has me grounded in this 3rd world mongering country we call home. I normally regularly travel internationally for work. Its quite sad that I am thinking about pay Adriana to jerk off to her with a respirator on and on being annoyed that old ass Avalon did not reply to my texts. I wouldn't give Adriana time of day in either SA or FKK and Avalon looks to be over mandatory ho retirement age for any club in SA. (Apologize if you are reading this Avalon and fuck you.

I have never been to Medellin but know all about it. Hope the Mansion survived the pandemic. I know Bogota well, and you just got me remembering my Colombian ATF In my experience, Colombians and Slavic girls have the best natural tits. I probably titty fucked my Colombian ATF as much as standard sex. Nothing better than titty fucking large young natural titties with some menthol oil. The Brazilian girl I just posted about is of Slavic descent, which is typical in her region of Brazil. Yes those tits are 100% natural and even better in person. I titty fucked her many times as well. Slavic girls have prettier pussies though.

If you don't speak Portuguese, you should stick with Rio or Sao Paulo, especially for your first trip.

As for me, I can't wait to get back to Sharks FKK in Darmstadt Germany, on the couch outside in the sun with only my towel on, a whiskey in one hand, a hot young blond on my other hand, a hot young brunette with green eyes on my back, all while staring at other hot young naked chics walking around with either Formula 1 or football match on TV!

This is exactly why I am taking a trip to Brazil or Colombia once things are semi normal. I have mongered in Medellin but never Rio. I'd fall in love at least 4 times during my trip.

[Guckt0]

I enjoy pussy whether young or mature (just not too mature), thick and slim (but not crackhead skinny), short and tall, I love 'them all!

While the young ones can be fun (especially back in the day), they also tend to be the biggest PIA's and typically have a very bad case of the GPS virus! They're usually the ones that have pimps (which I don't care to support), have candy issues, try and upsell you after you already agreed on something, have terrible comms, try to short you on your time or worse, ROB YOU! And the list goes on.

The young ones typically have this entitled attitude and tend to provide lack luster service. All they care about is your wallet and how quickly they could get you out of the room. Don't get me wrong, I've had my fair share of some good young ones, but they are hard to come by these days. I'm finding these new batch of young pros are getting worse and worse and there seems to be no sign of that getting any better.

On the other hand, I find the 30 and 40 yr olds (typically) to be so much more in tune with me and the session, they tend to take their chosen profession a little more seriously and they are so much more worth MY time and MY coin. Yes there are some that still act up, typically candy users, but for the most part, my best sessions have been in this age group.

This hobby ain't cheap and it's only getting more and more ridiculous in cost. I sure as hell am not giving my hard earned coin to someone that has too many restrictions and is more eager to get you out as fast as possible so she can see the next trick.

Spend your coins wisely fellas! I'm seeing reviews of some of you getting terrible service and donating very high for it.

Just my 2 cents.

Tbh I've seen even 30/40 yr olds doing the same thing with candy, and trying to rob you or kick you out like. There all the same. But I'd rather spend my hard earned money on someone that's relatively attractive. Not just to get my nut off.

[Bertil]

I don't know what these Brazilians are thinking when they come here. A 700 real per hour chic in Brazil is almost unheard of with the exception of very high end ones that are on TV or magazines. At a 5:1 conversion ratio that is $140 USD per hour. To put it in perspective, attached are pics of a girl I had living with me half the week in Brazil and I gave her 500 Reals per day ($100 USD per day).

This is exactly why I am taking a trip to Brazil or Colombia once things are semi normal. I have mongered in Medellin but never Rio. I'd fall in love at least 4 times during my trip.

[RoudiAudi]

I read a few good reports on and I wasn't getting a response back from providers I had seen before so I decided give her a try. My experience was nothing like the reports I seen. First off no BBBJ or CBJ for that matter, just a mediocre HJ and told me stick it in before I was even fully hard. To make matters even worse than they already are I couldn't even keep my erection because of how terrible her coochie smelled. As the final cherry on top she told me I had 2 minutes left as soon as we switch to doggy, I was there for maybe 5 minutes at that point. I payed for an hh.

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I have had her stench all over my chin and mouth after leaving before. I know she didn't shower before I got there and just threw some spray down there. That is what made it worse. I would not have been annoyed with her natural scents but adding the summers eve scents I really did not like. She really is a sweet girl and I would probably sniff her smelly feet if she wanted me to. Just not mixed artificial scents LOL.