Massage Parlor Reports

**Member #6240** · 01-15-21 17:41

I experienced premature post ejaculation, but here's the rest of the scoop.

Not a storefront, located in a business park. Clean enough, was met by a younger, chunky but very boobilishus girl that escorted me to a room. Seemed to be super confused by the tip; admittedly, I hand the whole stack over to the greeter and let them sort it out. Not the usual AMP approach but it's always worked for me. Had to wait about 10 minutes for her to finish up, then she came in and delivered a very perfunctory massage for about 5 minutes and asked me to flip. On the flip, offered CFS at $$ total, which I declined. First AMP visit for me is always $120 until I see what's there. Took the jackhammer handy that was offered and I was out the door in about 25 minutes - 10 of that waiting in the room.

So. Not sure that I'd go back. Nice to know more is on the table and the price is about right, but just wasn't feeling it. Vibe is a big part of the experience for me and just didn't have a good one.

**Member #6240** · 01-15-21 17:35

I'm trying to branch out a bit and explore a few more AMPs. These folks have ramped up their advertising a bit and I thought I'd give them a try.

**Seattleik** · 01-15-21 14:48

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

Actually, I never hobby up there. But I have to drive to Lynnwood today so I figured maybe I've give one of the rub shops up there a shot.

I'm not a novice AMP visitor, just a novice to that particular area. I'm already going through this thread this morning looking for recent intel, but any specific suggestions on which shop (s) are best would be great. Ideally young (er) and attractive / not fat provider who does BBBJ + CFS (not looking for BBFS). Thanks. PM is fine if you don't feel like posting publicly.

Evergreen spa in Everett went last night great experience provider looked in her 30's. Nana was her name gave me CBJ and cfs and damn she can ride. Euro touch, VIP ，king, airport massage seems to to BBBJ and BBFS or cfs girls are older but attractive.

**AussieFury** · 01-15-21 14:26

Actually, I never hobby up there. But I have to drive to Lynnwood today so I figured maybe I've give one of the rub shops up there a shot.

I'm not a novice AMP visitor, just a novice to that particular area. I'm already going through this thread this morning looking for recent intel, but any specific suggestions on which shop (s) are best would be great. Ideally young (er) and attractive / not fat provider who does BBBJ + CFS (not looking for BBFS). Thanks. PM is fine if you don't feel like posting publicly.

**Provo RM** · 01-15-21 14:04

In Lake City is now Aroma. I've been there before, when it was Zenergy and Bomei, once each because the experience was good but not great. As Aroma, they've upped their service apparently. I think the best you can get is a HE but it was a very good one. Slow, lots of long oily strokes, no rushing at all. Don't remember her name but she had some fabulous breasts and allowed UTC, although she didn't remove her top. After, more massage, got the full hour. If you just want a good HJ I recommend. 125th just east of Lake City Way.

**Morgan Creamin** · 01-15-21 12:43

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

Not just you. This is a general pattern I've noticed with the Thai ladies. First visit or two might be great, but they start asking for food or drinks when you come, shorting you time, rushing you, and turning down the "fantasy" element of the visit. It's why I no longer see a bunch of them.

But it's not why I haven't seen Page in a while. It's because she hates her job. When she reached the "familiar" point with me, it manifested by her complaining about customers, her boyfriend troubles, the fact that she's not making any money, that she wishes she could find a better job, etc. She's smoking hot and I when she's "on" she's ON, but I'd sometimes leave feeling bummed so I stopped calling her.

If they are truly Thai, as in grew up there or even here in a traditionally Thai home, it's a cultural thing. Been to Thailand quite a bit and they are fun at first but the demands keep coming the more you are with them. If you ever get in a serious relationship with one they will demand you send money back home to her family on a regular basis. Fuck and run, boys.

**PnwGord** · 01-15-21 11:53

Originally Posted by Sy357 [View Original Post]

Anybody know where bat-shit-crazy Lisa went? She's not at the China Harbor place anymore. Trying to find her so I can nut in her.

I don't, but curious who is there now?

**AussieFury** · 01-15-21 11:53

Originally Posted by WillShookSpear [View Original Post]

Also got a bit casually demanding after a few visits, asking me to get coffee, food, etc.

Maybe just me.

Not just you. This is a general pattern I've noticed with the Thai ladies. First visit or two might be great, but they start asking for food or drinks when you come, shorting you time, rushing you, and turning down the "fantasy" element of the visit. It's why I no longer see a bunch of them.

But it's not why I haven't seen Page in a while. It's because she hates her job. When she reached the "familiar" point with me, it manifested by her complaining about customers, her boyfriend troubles, the fact that she's not making any money, that she wishes she could find a better job, etc. She's smoking hot and I when she's "on" she's ON, but I'd sometimes leave feeling bummed so I stopped calling her.

**Sy357** · 01-14-21 23:38

Anybody know where bat-shit-crazy Lisa went? She's not at the China Harbor place anymore. Trying to find her so I can nut in her.

**Member #6240** · 01-14-21 14:47

Originally Posted by RustyWebfFoot [View Original Post]

I would recommend either.

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?259722-Beverly

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?458907-Erin

I had kind of a mixed bag experience with Beverly. She's got an amazing bod and lovely face, but I found the service to be "meh" somewhat, with CFS only offered. Declined oral either way. Also got a bit casually demanding after a few visits, asking me to get coffee, food, etc.

Maybe just me.

**Member #6240** · 01-14-21 14:45

Originally Posted by TheThinker808 [View Original Post]

I can vouch for this review. I saw her before her name change on tna and she threatened me to take my review off. Her massage was indeed fucking terrible. She didn't know what nuru was yet still advertised it and also tried to rush me out ASAP. She asked for a huge tip as well. Stay away from her. The positive reviews are more than likely to get references.

Very much appreciated, folks. She had moved up quite a bit on my radar with her most recent pics. She looks amazing; too bad she can't connect that to good service.

**TheThinker808** · 01-14-21 14:20

Originally Posted by Jonderin [View Original Post]

Attractive but a shitty experience. She's changed her names a few times to get away from the negative reviews. There's a thread about honest reviews on TNA and one of the pooners wrote an honest review about her which is negative. Most reviews are positive, I don't believe them.

When I saw Sexy Page she was nice at first when discussing the money then her demeanor turned cold in the session. It was a fucking terrible massage and the body to body nuru portion only lasts about a minute. Seemed lazy. I don't know what extras are available, she mentioned upcharges anytime I made a move for anything. Her attitude was so annoying that I lost interest.

She tried rushing me out of the appointment early but I took my time. If you do see her do the lowest priced option, the 30 minutes without the nuru. Anything more is a waste of your time and money.

I can vouch for this review. I saw her before her name change on tna and she threatened me to take my review off. Her massage was indeed fucking terrible. She didn't know what nuru was yet still advertised it and also tried to rush me out ASAP. She asked for a huge tip as well. Stay away from her. The positive reviews are more than likely to get references.

**ItssHHuk** · 01-14-21 02:27

Originally Posted by CookieGuy [View Original Post]

Thanks for the feedback. I've been interested. But not now.

Not sure is she's still posting on TNA. If you're looking for a better experience than Page, there's a thai provider under the name Champagne in Bellevue. Gorgeous early-mid 30's, good massage & safety provider.

**RustyWebfFoot** · 01-13-21 23:17

Originally Posted by CookieGuy [View Original Post]

Thanks for the feedback. I've been interested. But not now.

I would recommend either.

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?259722-Beverly

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?458907-Erin

**CookieGuy** · 01-13-21 20:45

Originally Posted by Jonderin [View Original Post]

Attractive but a shitty experience. She's changed her names a few times to get away from the negative reviews. There's a thread about honest reviews on TNA and one of the pooners wrote an honest review about her which is negative. Most reviews are positive, I don't believe them.

When I saw Sexy Page she was nice at first when discussing the money then her demeanor turned cold in the session. It was a fucking terrible massage and the body to body nuru portion only lasts about a minute. Seemed lazy. I don't know what extras are available, she mentioned upcharges anytime I made a move for anything. Her attitude was so annoying that I lost interest.

She tried rushing me out of the appointment early but I took my time. If you do see her do the lowest priced option, the 30 minutes without the nuru. Anything more is a waste of your time and money.

Thanks for the feedback. I've been interested. But not now.