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  1. #3987
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    Posts: 1224
    Quote Originally Posted by PlutoKiller  [View Original Post]
    Haven't seen him white knighting yet, but he is a booker for sure. He is pretty good at promoting his girls. Not over the top raving but rather an extensive (fake or not) report. He is very active in certain clubs.
    LOL at these dumb hookers who join HX and restrict their albums to higher levels only. I almost always see "Specials" offered only for Level 4 and 5. They think that fucking these exalted members will guarantee success on Hx. What these broads don't realize is that these Level 4 and 5 dudes are the biggest douchebags, are the ones who will most likely do all kinds of shady shit, strong arm them to be their bookers, attempt to fool them into thinking that a Safe rating from them will mean more tricks, and negotiate their rates down to pennies for creampie services ha ha ha.

    Once you hit the highest levels on HX, you pretty much have a backstage pass for all kinds of shenanigans you can do to these dumb 18-22 yo chicks who just join.

  2. #3986
    Quote Originally Posted by BangTango  [View Original Post]
    The best advice I could ever give anyone interested in joining HX is DON'T. A little joke actually aside from not joining HX the best advice would be "do not blog"this is the biggest mistake an HX member can make. If you blog and or don't keep on the DL you will inevitably rub someone wrong, especially if you blog or publicly review a Provider. Voicing your unsolicited opinions on the blogs is like sharing needles with IV drug users and thinking you probably won't get sick. Once you have that target on your back. That is when you will meet the White Knights of HX, but who are they?

    Note 75-80% of the Providers on HX are managed. Translation they are pimped out by individuals and many crews like Red Tryst, 55/91 named for the freeways, and the Baby Crew to name just a couple. There are a lot of money changing hands and you won't win too many battles against the likes of the above especially on HX. So don't try. White Knights are HX scum and clearly have the blessing of HX, Mods, and all its competing factions. Right or wrong means nothing to these White Knights as they operate with impunity and get off on their power. Hence the perception that the HX ladies even the ripoffs seem to get preferencial treatment and the HX seems to only favor the Providers? This is a fact and only makes sense really.

    Also consider that any IM or DM or communication other than by telephone you have with what you think is a HX provider is not the Provider and many times not even a woman. Most of the women pimp out on HX dont even know what HX is what their ad says and even may not know the menu they are to honor. So when you try and put you dick in her ass and she says wtf are you doing and you say we been over this a couple hours ago...thats probably what happened. For whatever the reason if you have a bad experience on HX it s the best policy to walk away because making it public will not go well for you..this is in part why HX sucks so badly now. The phones for these pProviders and or Crews never stops ringing even if they burn every bridge..the biz plan calls for no Refulars or returns visits so customer service or a positive review means nothing. What you say will be used against you and you will be attacked from many sides many angles in blogs. No one will realy believe you and worst at best your reputation HX unfairly sullied. This is HX today.

    These are observations I have made with the help of over 12 years of experience and countless conversations with other HX members, Providers, Bookers, and yes even a couple of pimps past and present. These are my opinions and if you disagree I would challenge to explain why and to do otherwise is just a waste of time both my time and yours.

    White Knights are made up of mostly level 4 or 5 HX members who can be divided into 2 groups those that stay on the DL and use their influence primarily on the down low and behind the scenes and get pussy for free or at a big discount. White Knights using their high Level, personal connections and years of HX experience, and the promise of a Network Add. New Providers are offered protection and access instead of going it alone as a carrot to newer and low-level Providers whose desire to make money understand how to use HX and leveling-up quickly is a concern. Perfect example Pete Malloy is a handle of such a White Knight I believe. Pete Malloys Network is pretty impressive and rarely if ever notice Pete Malloy ever doing or saying anything other than the fact he seems to have fucked every relatively attractive Provider even the newest ones. Look at the Network Pete Malloy has already been there. Pete Malloy is no good guy just smarter than the average White Knight and is motivated by pussy and not into bulling other HX members. Pete Malloy and his help certainly come with some sort of price tag. Most likely in exchange for a Provider free service or minimum a deep discount you can have access to White Knight Pete Malloy and the protection of the White Knights. I have seen and heard of this done in the past so it is not new only much more prevalent I believe.
    What is pretty funny that some of the guys who we're high level friends are now enemies and post shit about each other.

    Before the pandemic and when all the hx socials and private parties we're happening frequently many of these dudes we're buddies. But, white knighting the pussy makes enemies.

  3. #3985
    Quote Originally Posted by PlutoKiller  [View Original Post]
    Haven't seen him white knighting yet, but he is a booker for sure. He is pretty good at promoting his girls. Not over the top raving but rather an extensive (fake or not) report. He is very active in certain clubs.
    LOL, I swear almost every good looking or semi good looking new girl pops up you see his handle as 1st or 2nd on her network.

  4. #3984

    Jizzabelle, Luki, and jiminoc

    Jiminoc.

    L - Mid 40's mom bod, nice enough.

    A - Nice but nervous and distracted, like she just did a bump.

    S - No kissing at all, decent BBBJ, daty was ok, went in bare but she said I was too girthy and it hurt. Finished myself off while fingering both her holes.

    E - Agreed on 120, she texted while I was on the way asking for 140 because the hotel was more expensive than she thought. Agreed to it but I should have turned around then.

    R - Nope.

    Luki/CACutieClub

    L - Ok, nice bod pretty much like the pics.

    A - Rushed, was out in 15 minutes.

    S - No kissing or daty, ok but short bbbj, bbfs "cum pussy, cum pussy" after about three strokes.

    E - 120 +40 for bare

    R - No

    Jizzabelle.

    L - Nice, tall and pretty fit, as close as I'll get to fucking Allison Janney.

    A - Great, answered the door naked. Room was a mess, looked like a food fight had happened. Crap everywhere, took a shower and she handed me a damp towel, clearly a guy living there too.

    S - Great, laid down on the bed and commenced to dfk, BBBJ, daty, bbfscip, slight rush afterwords because her "family was coming back".

    E - Special at 135.

    R - If she had her own place, yes. In the current situation, no. I a couple of sketchy guys in the parking lot when I got there, on my way out I realized it was her family. I don't care if she lives with her man but it sort of freaked my out that a kid lives in those conditions and they're old enough to know what mom does. It was real uncomfortable having the kid watch me as I walked to my car. Aside from that and the mess she was excellent.

  5. #3983

    Pete Malloy

    Haven't seen him white knighting yet, but he is a booker for sure. He is pretty good at promoting his girls. Not over the top raving but rather an extensive (fake or not) report. He is very active in certain clubs.

  6. #3982
    Quote Originally Posted by BangTango  [View Original Post]
    The best advice I could ever give anyone interested in joining HX is DON'T. A little joke actually aside from not joining HX the best advice would be "do not blog"this is the biggest mistake an HX member can make. If you blog and or don't keep on the DL you will inevitably rub someone wrong, especially if you blog or publicly review a Provider. Voicing your unsolicited opinions on the blogs is like sharing needles with IV drug users and thinking you probably won't get sick. Once you have that target on your back. That is when you will meet the White Knights of HX, but who are they?

    Note 75-80% of the Providers on HX are managed. Translation they are pimped out by individuals and many crews like Red Tryst, 55/91 named for the freeways, and the Baby Crew to name just a couple. There are a lot of money changing hands and you won't win too many battles against the likes of the above especially on HX. So don't try. White Knights are HX scum and clearly have the blessing of HX, Mods, and all its competing factions. Right or wrong means nothing to these White Knights as they operate with impunity and get off on their power. Hence the perception that the HX ladies even the ripoffs seem to get preferencial treatment and the HX seems to only favor the Providers? This is a fact and only makes sense really.

    Also consider that any IM or DM or communication other than by telephone you have with what you think is a HX provider is not the Provider and many times not even a woman. Most of the women pimp out on HX dont even know what HX is what their ad says and even may not know the menu they are to honor. So when you try and put you dick in her ass and she says wtf are you doing and you say we been over this a couple hours ago...thats probably what happened. For whatever the reason if you have a bad experience on HX it s the best policy to walk away because making it public will not go well for you..this is in part why HX sucks so badly now. The phones for these pProviders and or Crews never stops ringing even if they burn every bridge..the biz plan calls for no Refulars or returns visits so customer service or a positive review means nothing. What you say will be used against you and you will be attacked from many sides many angles in blogs. No one will realy believe you and worst at best your reputation HX unfairly sullied. This is HX today.

    These are observations I have made with the help of over 12 years of experience and countless conversations with other HX members, Providers, Bookers, and yes even a couple of pimps past and present. These are my opinions and if you disagree I would challenge to explain why and to do otherwise is just a waste of time both my time and yours.

    White Knights are made up of mostly level 4 or 5 HX members who can be divided into 2 groups those that stay on the DL and use their influence primarily on the down low and behind the scenes and get pussy for free or at a big discount. White Knights using their high Level, personal connections and years of HX experience, and the promise of a Network Add. New Providers are offered protection and access instead of going it alone as a carrot to newer and low-level Providers whose desire to make money understand how to use HX and leveling-up quickly is a concern. Perfect example Pete Malloy is a handle of such a White Knight I believe. Pete Malloys Network is pretty impressive and rarely if ever notice Pete Malloy ever doing or saying anything other than the fact he seems to have fucked every relatively attractive Provider even the newest ones. Look at the Network Pete Malloy has already been there. Pete Malloy is no good guy just smarter than the average White Knight and is motivated by pussy and not into bulling other HX members. Pete Malloy and his help certainly come with some sort of price tag. Most likely in exchange for a Provider free service or minimum a deep discount you can have access to White Knight Pete Malloy and the protection of the White Knights. I have seen and heard of this done in the past so it is not new only much more prevalent I believe.

    The other category is the caustic or poisonous White Knight. The enforcer types previously guys like Fubar sometimes, Marblezz or Burnsie1169 Lacg, and now the undisputed tip of the spear is Perfect Circle. Perfect Circle is the tip of the White Knight spear currently and who's presence and not covert and are not on the DL. Perfect Circle is flamboyant craves attantion and is caustic in nature. He is HX version of a NAZI Himmler or Gobbels acting like the leader of HX Gustoppo. Perfect Circle is most likely a Moderater or has the ability to. He is a liar and will misuse his power influenceto malign anyone he doesn't like or speaks up against his very public disagreements. Engaging this White Knight same as any is a mistake.

    White Knights enjoy the absolute support of HX. Even if wrong! Moderaters are unknown they apear like any other HX member and whose identity or handles are a secret and one you cannot challenge or even speak of with a serious TOS violation and expultion.

    In a recent or semi recent developement last say 3-4 mounths all previous White Knight enforcers have gone strangely silent. All but Perfect Circle for some reason have either left HX or changed handles or become absolutely silient for a long time. Their silence I find very ominous and the best reason to not be on HX any longer. Like animals in the wild that go nuts just before an impending earthquake. The fact these all these big mouthed conflict seeking White Knights who's meaning in life and only joy in life would seem to be found on HX. These guys like burnsie1169, Fubar, Lacg and Marblezz love HX and there tenue as much as the love to dominate other HX members and they one sided advatages these cowards behind keyboards anonymously enjoyed. To walk away from HX and the only power and noteriety they have probably ever enjoyed must have been for good reason...but what is that reason? What is a possible plausible answer to this question I do not know but I find it more than ominous and evidently eminent. Ask yourself what would cause them to all go silient and at once. The answer might be chilling.
    HX isn't that serious, just another venue for me to find pussy. Lots of fucking idiots on the blogs, not sure what the point of proving your idiocy to these girls / bookers on the platform is. Also lots of hot girls on that website too.

    That said, I know there are certain people you just can't take their word for when they review providers on the website. Especially if it's a brand new provider. Pretty sure it's something along the lines of what you're describing: a level 5 basically pimping out some fresh meat with a good review in exchange for a heavy discount / freebies. There's been so many sketchy reviews in the clubs I've read. I find that shit amusing. It's blatantly obvious that there's extra incentives in it for the person "reviewing" the girl; they say some of the most ridiculous shit I've ever read.

    There's more ridiculous shit going on in that website, I stay far away from all that bullshit. Just give me the girls, the morons can hang out amongst themselves.

  7. #3981
    Senior Member


    Posts: 1224

    Oh the irony

    Quote Originally Posted by BangTango  [View Original Post]
    Last edited by BangTango; Today at 14:08. Reason: grammer
    This made me LOL.

  8. #3980

    HX White Knights. Who are they?

    The best advice I could ever give anyone interested in joining HX is DON'T. A little joke actually aside from not joining HX the best advice would be "do not blog"this is the biggest mistake an HX member can make. If you blog and or don't keep on the DL you will inevitably rub someone wrong, especially if you blog or publicly review a Provider. Voicing your unsolicited opinions on the blogs is like sharing needles with IV drug users and thinking you probably won't get sick. Once you have that target on your back. That is when you will meet the White Knights of HX, but who are they?

    Note 75-80% of the Providers on HX are managed. Translation they are pimped out by individuals and many crews like Red Tryst, 55/91 named for the freeways, and the Baby Crew to name just a couple. There are a lot of money changing hands and you won't win too many battles against the likes of the above especially on HX. So don't try. White Knights are HX scum and clearly have the blessing of HX, Mods, and all its competing factions. Right or wrong means nothing to these White Knights as they operate with impunity and get off on their power. Hence the perception that the HX ladies even the ripoffs seem to get preferencial treatment and the HX seems to only favor the Providers? This is a fact and only makes sense really.

    Also consider that any IM or DM or communication other than by telephone you have with what you think is a HX provider is not the Provider and many times not even a woman. Most of the women pimp out on HX dont even know what HX is what their ad says and even may not know the menu they are to honor. So when you try and put you dick in her ass and she says wtf are you doing and you say we been over this a couple hours ago...thats probably what happened. For whatever the reason if you have a bad experience on HX it s the best policy to walk away because making it public will not go well for you..this is in part why HX sucks so badly now. The phones for these pProviders and or Crews never stops ringing even if they burn every bridge..the biz plan calls for no Refulars or returns visits so customer service or a positive review means nothing. What you say will be used against you and you will be attacked from many sides many angles in blogs. No one will realy believe you and worst at best your reputation HX unfairly sullied. This is HX today.

    These are observations I have made with the help of over 12 years of experience and countless conversations with other HX members, Providers, Bookers, and yes even a couple of pimps past and present. These are my opinions and if you disagree I would challenge to explain why and to do otherwise is just a waste of time both my time and yours.

    White Knights are made up of mostly level 4 or 5 HX members who can be divided into 2 groups those that stay on the DL and use their influence primarily on the down low and behind the scenes and get pussy for free or at a big discount. White Knights using their high Level, personal connections and years of HX experience, and the promise of a Network Add. New Providers are offered protection and access instead of going it alone as a carrot to newer and low-level Providers whose desire to make money understand how to use HX and leveling-up quickly is a concern. Perfect example Pete Malloy is a handle of such a White Knight I believe. Pete Malloys Network is pretty impressive and rarely if ever notice Pete Malloy ever doing or saying anything other than the fact he seems to have fucked every relatively attractive Provider even the newest ones. Look at the Network Pete Malloy has already been there. Pete Malloy is no good guy just smarter than the average White Knight and is motivated by pussy and not into bulling other HX members. Pete Malloy and his help certainly come with some sort of price tag. Most likely in exchange for a Provider free service or minimum a deep discount you can have access to White Knight Pete Malloy and the protection of the White Knights. I have seen and heard of this done in the past so it is not new only much more prevalent I believe.

    The other category is the caustic or poisonous White Knight. The enforcer types previously guys like Fubar sometimes, Marblezz or Burnsie1169 Lacg, and now the undisputed tip of the spear is Perfect Circle. Perfect Circle is the tip of the White Knight spear currently and who's presence and not covert and are not on the DL. Perfect Circle is flamboyant craves attantion and is caustic in nature. He is HX version of a NAZI Himmler or Gobbels acting like the leader of HX Gustoppo. Perfect Circle is most likely a Moderater or has the ability to. He is a liar and will misuse his power influenceto malign anyone he doesn't like or speaks up against his very public disagreements. Engaging this White Knight same as any is a mistake.

    White Knights enjoy the absolute support of HX. Even if wrong! Moderaters are unknown they apear like any other HX member and whose identity or handles are a secret and one you cannot challenge or even speak of with a serious TOS violation and expultion.

    In a recent or semi recent developement last say 3-4 mounths all previous White Knight enforcers have gone strangely silent. All but Perfect Circle for some reason have either left HX or changed handles or become absolutely silient for a long time. Their silence I find very ominous and the best reason to not be on HX any longer. Like animals in the wild that go nuts just before an impending earthquake. The fact these all these big mouthed conflict seeking White Knights who's meaning in life and only joy in life would seem to be found on HX. These guys like burnsie1169, Fubar, Lacg and Marblezz love HX and there tenue as much as the love to dominate other HX members and they one sided advatages these cowards behind keyboards anonymously enjoyed. To walk away from HX and the only power and noteriety they have probably ever enjoyed must have been for good reason...but what is that reason? What is a possible plausible answer to this question I do not know but I find it more than ominous and evidently eminent. Ask yourself what would cause them to all go silient and at once. The answer might be chilling.
    Last edited by BangTango; 01-13-21 at 18:08. Reason: grammer

  9. #3979
    Don't take hx so serious. LOL.

  10. #3978

    She's on the spectrum

    Quote Originally Posted by Santooki  [View Original Post]
    She was a little bit of a weird one for me. I don't recall a ball cap tbh or that it bothered me if it was there. What I did remember was that she kept pausing to ask me if the BJ was good, and I kept telling her it's good. I'd imagine by my groaning you should know that felt good. Her timing was kinda off like she kept thinking the hour was almost up. But would relax again when I told her only twenty minutes passed or whatever. Lastly, she came hard squirting a couple of times but would freak out about being wet. Not like worried about making a mess on the bed or about WTF just happened. Literally hydrophobic??

    Anyways, she's attractive, maybe off her meds or something. Just a bit weird and skittish in those kinda ways. Woulda been a terrific fuck if she just chilled.
    100% autistic.

    But she swallowed a 5 day load I had with no problem.

  11. #3977

    Yurii95

    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Yurii95

    I had some time in OC this week and saw this girl's pictures. Her booker is the same for lind99 katyy99 etc.

    Her pictures are 100% accurate except for her body. In person, her body is much more amazing! She is thin and has perfect south american curves. I speak Spanish so communication was easy.

    Everything was covered (that's how I wanted it anyway) and we went twice in the hour. In-between we just laid there chatting for a while. She was talkative and easy to get along with. She is leaving Sunday but is worth the visit. I'd definitely repeat.

  12. #3976
    Quote Originally Posted by BadInfluence  [View Original Post]
    You are way overthinking this brother. Audrey's a good fuck, that's about as much as I need from her. She can wear a Richard Nixon mask and have an American flag sticking out of her ass for all I care, as long as it doesn't interfere with the experience. Hammering some young girl with her clothes off about a fucking baseball cap is the best way to have a shitty experience.

    Now if her cooch smells or she doesn't like to fuck, then that's something to stress about.
    She was a little bit of a weird one for me. I don't recall a ball cap tbh or that it bothered me if it was there. What I did remember was that she kept pausing to ask me if the BJ was good, and I kept telling her it's good. I'd imagine by my groaning you should know that felt good. Her timing was kinda off like she kept thinking the hour was almost up. But would relax again when I told her only twenty minutes passed or whatever. Lastly, she came hard squirting a couple of times but would freak out about being wet. Not like worried about making a mess on the bed or about WTF just happened. Literally hydrophobic??

    Anyways, she's attractive, maybe off her meds or something. Just a bit weird and skittish in those kinda ways. Woulda been a terrific fuck if she just chilled.

  13. #3975
    Quote Originally Posted by BangTango  [View Original Post]
    Sometimes done to hide a wig or a bad wig...blah blah blah...
    You are way overthinking this brother. Audrey's a good fuck, that's about as much as I need from her. She can wear a Richard Nixon mask and have an American flag sticking out of her ass for all I care, as long as it doesn't interfere with the experience. Hammering some young girl with her clothes off about a fucking baseball cap is the best way to have a shitty experience.

    Now if her cooch smells or she doesn't like to fuck, then that's something to stress about.

  14. #3974
    Quote Originally Posted by FunOrFunner  [View Original Post]
    I saw this young blonde and she does resemble her pictures but may have added some lbs. I thought I read an earlier review that she wears her cap during the session (confirmed) which I thought was weird. She is your standard GFE (dfk, BBBJ, dart, etc). She is young and is good at her service. I would recommend at least once. Interesting that she does talk a lot. She even mentioned how she ran track in her prior life. She also likes to drink but I couldn't tell if she was drunk.
    Yeah, she was wearing the cap when I saw her too. I tried to take it off but she was pretty adamant. No biggie. She's chatty as fuck, but that doesn't bother me as long as it's not a way to avoid service.

  15. #3973
    Quote Originally Posted by FunOrFunner  [View Original Post]
    I saw this young blonde and she does resemble her pictures but may have added some lbs. I thought I read an earlier review that she wears her cap during the session (confirmed) which I thought was weird. She is your standard GFE (dfk, BBBJ, dart, etc). She is young and is good at her service. I would recommend at least once. Interesting that she does talk a lot. She even mentioned how she ran track in her prior life. She also likes to drink but I couldn't tell if she was drunk.
    Oh, I always think that her pics are a bit odd. But it's fair that she has exactly a handful of pictures with a cap on. I would blame myself for ignoring those.

    Typically, you don't want to see her without a cap on for whatever reason.

    I can think of a few. Thinning hair. When a Japanese MILF was sucking my nipples, I can see that her hair was implanted, neatly arranged in a dense grid. Hair extension. With a cap covering her head, she is freer to use extra means to secure her extensions.

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