Massage Parlor Reports

[Zomgb]

Sorry pal. Don't mean to confuse. FS was had by all.

FS, nice! Bravo Sir!

[BadDog5]

This is not in the abbreviations section but does this chess you speak of sometimes refer to mutual digital stimulation? Gawd I feel dumb on here a lot.

Sorry pal. Don't mean to confuse. FS was had by all.

[MudStuffin]

There is a girl, Kia, on WYP who finished massage school but never got licensed because of legal problems. She is also FS.

I love a good massage with HE and have had some success on WYP in the past, so I connected with Kia and offered $96 for a date on WYP and quickly moved our conversation offline into texting. I let her know that I was looking for a nice massage and she confirmed that she could host and we set a date and time. I texted for details a couple hours before our appointment and she asked if we could move it back two hours. UGH! She followed that by saying that she could meet for lunch at our original appointment time. WTF? I said we could reschedule but I was really looking forward to a good massage. She told me her back has been hurting and she wouldn't be up for body work for a bit. Double UGH! She insisted on dinner though. I guess she is using WYP for its original intent. She added that she is not doing any massages any time soon until she has her back treated. I may try again another day, but moving on for now.

[MudStuffin]

Your 2nd post and today was my second visit with Helen and I must have been just before you. Called for her based on my first visit and was looking forward to it. Red dress with cleavage and easy access. Opted for 30 minutes and asked for medium and light tease which she delivered and after some nice soft touch and wham. Out came her New York approach. Last time you give 40, I am not cheap girl. Then ala carte menu came out starting at 60 and went up. Told her 40, same as last time, the girls went back in and no touch unless more money. Jackhammer mode to explosion. Got up and left 20 on the mattress, not to return again

Charlotte county never really has much to offer.

[MudStuffin]

Man this is disappointing! I read the good review and saw the pic of the hot asian chick and in my neck of the woods (off peachland) I was thinking it was to good to be true. Oh well, I'm thankful that P C Crystal is here or we wouldn't have anything in this area worth a shit.

I was disappointed too. I was hopeful that maybe I missed the girl in Orch's review, but I guess that wasn't the case. Oh well. Perhaps the change in undergarments and mood are a sign to stay away during this time of the month.

[Orch13]

Man this is disappointing! I read the good review and saw the pic of the hot asian chick and in my neck of the woods (off peachland) I was thinking it was to good to be true. Oh well, I'm thankful that P C Crystal is here or we wouldn't have anything in this area worth a shit.

At the local fun loving Gloryhole starring you know who. LOL. Too bad because the Helen on the first visit was a gem and then it was full NYC..gimme more money..by the way to the guy who posted about granny panties..those were full on Lycra mid thigh athletic shorts, which was nothing like the thong on my first visit..oh well.

[Zomgb]

No sir it was a full on chess match.

This is not in the abbreviations section but does this chess you speak of sometimes refer to mutual digital stimulation? Gawd I feel dumb on here a lot.

[Everlast1]

No sir it was a full on chess match.

Good deal.

[BadDog5]

Maybe I misunderstood, you gave $120 for a happy hand?

No sir it was a full on chess match.

[BigDog07]

Your 2nd post and today was my second visit with Helen and I must have been just before you. Called for her based on my first visit and was looking forward to it. Red dress with cleavage and easy access. Opted for 30 minutes and asked for medium and light tease which she delivered and after some nice soft touch and wham. Out came her New York approach. Last time you give 40, I am not cheap girl. Then ala carte menu came out starting at 60 and went up. Told her 40, same as last time, the girls went back in and no touch unless more money. Jackhammer mode to explosion. Got up and left 20 on the mattress, not to return again

Man this is disappointing! I read the good review and saw the pic of the hot asian chick and in my neck of the woods (off peachland) I was thinking it was to good to be true. Oh well, I'm thankful that P C Crystal is here or we wouldn't have anything in this area worth a shit.

[Orch13]

I have been in the hobby for a while now, but with long breaks in between adventures. This is a first time post after a long break when I decided to try a place in Port Charlotte based upon a recent review I read. Showed up unannounced and was asked to come back in 30 minutes. After 45 minutes I decided to call this time to double check and was told to come on in. The same woman came to the door (an older Asian woman, said her name was Helen (I think) was the only one working. I am picky, but have had great experiences outside of my "type" before and was looking forward to a nice massage so back I went. I need to relax and work some kinks out so I opted for the full hour and went face down. I don't mind a lot of pressure so I didn't object to the walking on my back, but got the feeling she did not want to massage for long. The tease after the massage was nice and on the flip was offered hand or mouth. I opted for hand. I was trying to enjoy myself and relax, but the technique was fast and jack-hammery. I gave her some direction but always ended up back to the jackhammer. Apparently I was taking too long and she started complaining which is a real buzz kill for me. The dress stayed on and I felt the outline of a grannie-panty line under her dress and decided not to explore further. Needless to say I didn't leave happy, but my kinks were worked out. She was pleasant and helpful but that technique and complaining was not my cup of tea. She suggested 4 hands next visit, but when I started asking about the other girls, she replied, "You wouldn't like the other girl, she is fat." I just LOL'd. 70/40.

Your 2nd post and today was my second visit with Helen and I must have been just before you. Called for her based on my first visit and was looking forward to it. Red dress with cleavage and easy access. Opted for 30 minutes and asked for medium and light tease which she delivered and after some nice soft touch and wham. Out came her New York approach. Last time you give 40, I am not cheap girl. Then ala carte menu came out starting at 60 and went up. Told her 40, same as last time, the girls went back in and no touch unless more money. Jackhammer mode to explosion. Got up and left 20 on the mattress, not to return again.

[Time To Flip]

TOFTT and headed to 103 in North Naples. The masseuse gave a lackluster table shower and massage. On the flip she wanted 2 Benjamin's. I said no and she wouldn't budge. She then blocked the door until I gave her a Jackson. Never again.

[MudStuffin]

I have been in the hobby for a while now, but with long breaks in between adventures. This is a first time post after a long break when I decided to try a place in Port Charlotte based upon a recent review I read. Showed up unannounced and was asked to come back in 30 minutes. After 45 minutes I decided to call this time to double check and was told to come on in. The same woman came to the door (an older Asian woman, said her name was Helen (I think) was the only one working. I am picky, but have had great experiences outside of my "type" before and was looking forward to a nice massage so back I went. I need to relax and work some kinks out so I opted for the full hour and went face down. I don't mind a lot of pressure so I didn't object to the walking on my back, but got the feeling she did not want to massage for long. The tease after the massage was nice and on the flip was offered hand or mouth. I opted for hand. I was trying to enjoy myself and relax, but the technique was fast and jack-hammery. I gave her some direction but always ended up back to the jackhammer. Apparently I was taking too long and she started complaining which is a real buzz kill for me. The dress stayed on and I felt the outline of a grannie-panty line under her dress and decided not to explore further. Needless to say I didn't leave happy, but my kinks were worked out. She was pleasant and helpful but that technique and complaining was not my cup of tea. She suggested 4 hands next visit, but when I started asking about the other girls, she replied, "You wouldn't like the other girl, she is fat." I just LOL'd. 70/40.

[Everlast1]

My friend had to drop his dog to get his eyes checked and went next door to get a massage in Crap Coral. Awesome hhr and saw Amy. Good massage and she agreed to play chess. Little handy to start but wasn't mouthy. Little disappointed. She was a great chess player and he finished very happy. She was mid thirties with nice bod. She only required he bring his uncle Ben but he left his cousin Jackson too. He will go back for sure when he picks up his pups new glasses. 😎.

Massage. 8/10.

Bod 7/10.

Looks?? Mask.

Chess. 8/10.

On Del Prado.

Dog out.

Maybe I misunderstood, you gave $120 for a happy hand?

[Orch13]

Am I trying to cross reference animal hospitals or eyeglass places with massage places on Google maps? I'm not that good with puzzles.

Right next door. Lucy is great too.