Massage Parlor Reports

**Hornytoad1** · 12-01-20 07:22

Anybody have a recent report on either one?

I've been to are and m and everything been great.

**OnlyAOne** · 11-27-20 23:43

Was a good time massage wasn't great but afterwards was fun. Will repeat. Got some time with "li li". She was attentive.

**Happy Guy 2** · 11-16-20 01:19

Called and made appointment at 888. Not really sure it is 888, but definitely the same phone.

Got directed to Ruttersville location. Really had to find. Behind the Wendy's in the same building as Pappa Johns Pizza. Perfect. On my way to and. VA.

There were 2 providers there and I ended up with petite young looking nice cute gal, Yuyu.

The other was taller and a big chest and a little pushy. Because of a timing issue I think I was supposed to end up with her.

But the cute little one with a nice shape and nice B cups suited me fine and bigger one was busy. I really lucked out.

Actually she was absolutely adorable to me. We went in room and she collected 60 for the hour. I could not stop admiring her and she asked if I wanted to lay down for massage. I said no, let's cuddle and play. Bottom line, no massage, but I did give her a massage which she loved. We ended up a wonderful playful session and I was very happy! FS is not on the menu but we really connected and both had a good time. She looked in her 20's but she said (with fingures. Poor English) that she was 32.

Would I repeat? I did 2 days later, and pretty much the same, but with no ice to break. Just a wonderful loving happy time. Nice dream.

Apparently she is there from NY for 2 months. Apparently they rotate them in from Flushing NY, the center of China imports.

I thought about the other gal there for variety, but no where as attractive or sexy and she smelled of body odor like she came back from the gym. Ugh.

Yuyu (Uu) explained that if I wanted to see her, no need to call, just come in and ask specifically for her. Beter that way. I got the feeling as the new girl, she was at the bottom of the totem pole for getting client appointments and for walk ins. Little strange. Actually it was easier if I did no call the remote Boss Lady, but just came in. This is why I gave specific directions at the beginning. The place is obvious when you are at Pappa Johns but nothing said 888. Just non descript Massages sign and lit open sign.

I don't think FS is on the table and I don't push it. My preference is a really happy sharing time with a beautiful girl and a good connection which we had. How often do you get to play with a beautiful responsive body? I do tip nice because I don't have time to waste playing games. I gave her 100 coming in and she saw I had another 50 under my keys, which she gladly earned for exceptional caring service. Total 150 for the hour and no money discussions.

Be nice and respectful and hopefully it will pay dividends. Ask for her specifically, if it sounds like your thing. Since I was just passing through town on Friday and back on Sunday I am happy to help you and her out because I am more than 2 hours away and can't partake often. If I could, I would be hesitant to tell you all. LOL. I am jealous of you local gentlemen!

Play safe and be very nice to the ladies.

Happy Guy 2.

**Roger1286** · 11-12-20 07:51

Originally Posted by DomeHome [View Original Post]

Main plans fell through, so figured I'd go have a dream about Berkmar. Got there late afternoon. Easy parking, but the entrance faces a relatively busy street, which is a little uncomfortable. I was met at the door by "Vuvu", asked for hh, gave a house fee of. 5. Vuvu was about mid 30's, kinda frumpy, small tits, literally zero ass, and kinda sweaty / dirty looking. Oh well.

First thing I noticed about the room was that it smelled. Off. Like old vomit. But it must've been localised in the corner of the room because I couldn't smell it from the table. Vuvu comes back, does an OK medium massage with light teasing, then pretty much gets to business right after the flip. Everything was super oily, but felt ok. I wasn't expecting much, but 5 minutes in said screw it and asked for CBJ. She said yes, asked for a $ upfront. I knew this was a ripoff but little head was in charge at that point. Then, I swear to god, she pulls out some saran wrap and wraps my dick up with it. I couldn't believe it, I had to physically stop myself from laughing. She got on with it, and it was absolutely terrible. Maybe got an inch of it in her mouth, and it was still super toothy. I tried to go along with it and enjoy it but I just couldn't. Ended up going soft, and she started complaining about the time left. I just told her to use her hand to finish me off. Overall, pretty disappointing. Will probably not come back.

Also, whatever massage oil they use is fucking Exxon Valdez grade. I've taken two showers since, and it still won't fully come off.

I feel for you as I have had it happen to me. I get so excited about getting a BJ at an AMP and then so disappointed about how bad it was. I have had the worst BJs at AMPs. Most of them are just not very good at it and have absolutely no idea how to do a good one. I am thinking that an enterprising street gal who has perfected the art of BJ, should start a consulting business. Travel around to the myriad of AMPs and sell her instructional tips for a fee. She could make a fortune with the number of AMPs out there and the number of gals that don't have a clue. However, I don't think it would work since they can get a ton of money selling bad BJs, why even bother taking the time to learn how to give a good one.

**Member #6575** · 11-11-20 11:47

Originally Posted by DomeHome [View Original Post]

Main plans fell through, so figured I'd go have a dream about Berkmar. Got there late afternoon. Easy parking, but the entrance faces a relatively busy street, which is a little uncomfortable. I was met at the door by "Vuvu", asked for hh, gave a house fee of. 5. Vuvu was about mid 30's, kinda frumpy, small tits, literally zero ass, and kinda sweaty / dirty looking. Oh well.

First thing I noticed about the room was that it smelled. Off. Like old vomit. But it must've been localised in the corner of the room because I couldn't smell it from the table. Vuvu comes back, does an OK medium massage with light teasing, then pretty much gets to business right after the flip. Everything was super oily, but felt ok. I wasn't expecting much, but 5 minutes in said screw it and asked for CBJ. She said yes, asked for a $ upfront. I knew this was a ripoff but little head was in charge at that point. Then, I swear to god, she pulls out some saran wrap and wraps my dick up with it. I couldn't believe it, I had to physically stop myself from laughing. She got on with it, and it was absolutely terrible. Maybe got an inch of it in her mouth, and it was still super toothy. I tried to go along with it and enjoy it but I just couldn't. Ended up going soft, and she started complaining about the time left. I just told her to use her hand to finish me off. Overall, pretty disappointing. Will probably not come back.

Also, whatever massage oil they use is fucking Exxon Valdez grade. I've taken two showers since, and it still won't fully come off.

Still laughing LOL I always do a TS first -- it sets them apart from the rest -- and even with HH it is all the time needed. You did not get the nicer girl for sure -- I think I know who you mean and I have said no and walked!

As far as the oil -- I also noticed it really did not come off that easily -- and that was just the happy ending oil LOL.

**DomeHome** · 11-10-20 19:43

Main plans fell through, so figured I'd go have a dream about Berkmar. Got there late afternoon. Easy parking, but the entrance faces a relatively busy street, which is a little uncomfortable. I was met at the door by "Vuvu", asked for hh, gave a house fee of. 5. Vuvu was about mid 30's, kinda frumpy, small tits, literally zero ass, and kinda sweaty / dirty looking. Oh well.

First thing I noticed about the room was that it smelled. Off. Like old vomit. But it must've been localised in the corner of the room because I couldn't smell it from the table. Vuvu comes back, does an OK medium massage with light teasing, then pretty much gets to business right after the flip. Everything was super oily, but felt ok. I wasn't expecting much, but 5 minutes in said screw it and asked for CBJ. She said yes, asked for a $ upfront. I knew this was a ripoff but little head was in charge at that point. Then, I swear to god, she pulls out some saran wrap and wraps my dick up with it. I couldn't believe it, I had to physically stop myself from laughing. She got on with it, and it was absolutely terrible. Maybe got an inch of it in her mouth, and it was still super toothy. I tried to go along with it and enjoy it but I just couldn't. Ended up going soft, and she started complaining about the time left. I just told her to use her hand to finish me off. Overall, pretty disappointing. Will probably not come back.

Also, whatever massage oil they use is fucking Exxon Valdez grade. I've taken two showers since, and it still won't fully come off.

**Stavr** · 11-10-20 07:20

Originally Posted by Hornytoad1 [View Original Post]

So 888 is gone re-opened under a new name up in Ruckersville says there a new girls I have not partaking location is next to Papa John's and right across from a weekend church. Has anybody got a direct number for Lisa that was over at 888 I'd really appreciate it and OU big-time.

No direct number for Lisa but here is the main number if you don't have it. 434.XXX. 3278.

**Hornytoad1** · 11-09-20 13:55

So 888 is gone re-opened under a new name up in Ruckersville says there a new girls I have not partaking location is next to Papa John's and right across from a weekend church. Has anybody got a direct number for Lisa that was over at 888 I'd really appreciate it and OU big-time.

**Uberschlager** · 11-08-20 21:30

Originally Posted by SaTraveler [View Original Post]

New lady -- it was pretty good -- cute and petite, 20's. Had table shower and had to almost put her hands on my junk to get her to wash it -- I thought that it would be a blow-out.

However the massage was fun and teasing, slow start -- OTC gently allowed. End teasing and release very good; even got under her top at the end.

Need to take it slow and gentle I suspect, or she will shy away! $5 off hour with TS = .6 Tip .4. All in happy hour inc TS for $ - me happy.

Did you happen to catch her name?

**Member #6575** · 11-05-20 11:33

New lady -- it was pretty good -- cute and petite, 20's. Had table shower and had to almost put her hands on my junk to get her to wash it -- I thought that it would be a blow-out.

However the massage was fun and teasing, slow start -- OTC gently allowed. End teasing and release very good; even got under her top at the end.

Need to take it slow and gentle I suspect, or she will shy away! $5 off hour with TS = .6 Tip .4. All in happy hour inc TS for $ - me happy.

**Vabonetrick** · 11-04-20 18:34

Originally Posted by HarveyB347 [View Original Post]

It was 60 for the hour and the tip was less than the number of electoral college votes that either won, but more than twice CA's.

Harvey I'm trying to understand the math. I'm slow and wore dunce cap in math class. 60 for hour plus CA electoral 55 times 2 plus some so that's somewhere between 170 and 200 total. Sound right? Seems like a lot for something you can't share which I'm assuming is FS. Glad you had a good time but I'm just trying to understand the math. Cville is dry as a desert so not judging. Glad you had good time. Worth it.

**HarveyB347** · 11-04-20 02:12

Didn't realise this place existed until I happened upon an ad that I assumed was for 888. Anyway, interesting place.

No TS. Apparently no hot water either. Instead of a hot towel, I got a paper towel. Also the room is right inside the entrance. While I was getting undressed someone walked in and would have been able to easily see me. So, just be mindful of that and make sure the door is always closed.

I got Lucy. (The other girl was not attractive. She had kind of an Asian Sasquatch look about her. She looked familiar, too. Like maybe from 888.) Lucy was small, kinda squareish, with the typical AMP body that hasn't seen a gym. MMs were decent and sensitive. Cute face from what I could see. Probably late 30's. If she were an ACS, I'd call it a win. So, for that matter, I'd have to say the same for a Cville area AMP girl.

Her massage was soft and sensual. I was in the mood for that, so I was good. If I needed something more therapeutic, I don't know if she has it in her. Maybe she does.

I promised her I wouldn't report any details post-flip. So, I won't. Not here or via PM. Probably a YMMV kinda deal. Suffice it to say that, despite the room situation and the paper towel, I'll be returning.

It was 60 for the hour and the tip was less than the number of electoral college votes that either won, but more than twice CA's.

**Boro540** · 11-03-20 12:06

Originally Posted by CopperPotDrip [View Original Post]

Recently paid a visit to the European MILF masseuse that some of us know. It had been a while since I had seen her so I figured I needed a good rub. Met at a decent hotel off 29, walked in to her wearing black lingerie and a smile. It was a morning session, the room was clean, smelled nice and we took a few minutes to catch up. As always YMMV, as does the damages depending on your mood, so don't be afraid to ask. I opted for the massage and she spiced it up with a BBBJ and kept me for much longer than an hour. I eventually blasted all over those titties for the finish. I've read a review saying that she has gone full escort. I can't speak to that for sure, but my massage was relaxing, Private, no mask needed, and I even got a shower on the way out. No FS for me that day, but a great time indeed. She is a MILF, so know that going in, if you prefer an age range.

Thanks for sharing. I have exchanged PMs with a few about canceled appointments and some shady messages. If your visit was in the past week or so then maybe things are OK.

**CopperPotDrip** · 11-02-20 22:04

Recently paid a visit to the European MILF masseuse that some of us know. It had been a while since I had seen her so I figured I needed a good rub. Met at a decent hotel off 29, walked in to her wearing black lingerie and a smile. It was a morning session, the room was clean, smelled nice and we took a few minutes to catch up. As always YMMV, as does the damages depending on your mood, so don't be afraid to ask. I opted for the massage and she spiced it up with a BBBJ and kept me for much longer than an hour. I eventually blasted all over those titties for the finish. I've read a review saying that she has gone full escort. I can't speak to that for sure, but my massage was relaxing, Private, no mask needed, and I even got a shower on the way out. No FS for me that day, but a great time indeed. She is a MILF, so know that going in, if you prefer an age range.

**OleDog** · 10-26-20 08:41

Thanks Dave. Very nice report. Sounds like a nice lady. I never mind when they first offer diy before helping out. It makes me feel that the provider has some confidence in her stand alone massage skills and doesn't just rely on being a jackoff girl. Sometimes vanilla is very satisfying. I'm sure not everyone will agree.