Massage Parlor Reports

[Serpico99]

Try Dadi massage in Manasas. Maya is the best. I think it is her own business.

I have gone here three times over the last 3 years. Only one time I got a good standard noVA. The other times were legit. Would be interested if they offered standard novA regularly.

[TheOuroboros]

I had a massage with that legendary eleventh letter of the alphabet, the eleventh letter of the alphabet (there's an echo in here) masseuse with a very lengthy digital-finger-insertion-finish about a month ago. A couple of weeks after that I decided to do some manscape grooming when I was doing my Covid every four day shave. Out of curiosity I wondered how effective I had been cleaning up the hairs in my angus crack, so I took a hand mirror and tried to position it to see my rear-end. I ended up on my bed doing a contorted yoga-type stretch with my knees near my chest and my head folded towards my chest and I held up the mirror and looked. I could hold that position for about 3 seconds and I saw what I thought was a dime sized black mole right in the brown eye area. WTF is that? (I have a history of skin cancers and irregular mole biopsies so it scared the sh*t out of me.) So in a panic I call the wife in and she looked at it and was also scared. A couple of cell phone pics later, I was panicked calling the dermatologist and luckily getting an appointment for the next morning. I did not sleep well that night. Anyway now I am in the Doctor's office and the lady Doctor with the lady nurse and the observing young girl college intern are positioned around the examining table as I bend over and spread them cheeks. Lots of hmmms and ahhhhs going on and I'm not sure if they are admiring my 70+ year old package or if they are musing about the "mole". Finally the Doctor straightens up and walks to the nearby counter and starts writing in the file notes. She turns and looks at me and says: I have very good news for you, it's a bruise. It should go away in 2-3 weeks. I offered my heart felt thanks and said: I guess when the golf cart went over that pothole I must have slammed my bottom so hard I bruised it. And that was the story I shared with the greatly relieved spouse when I got home and reported the good news, adding that when you get older you bruise more easily.

You got a work on your liar game bro. LOL.

If I ever told my spouse what I do at the massage parlor she'd take a scissor to my junk and neuter me real fucking quick hahaha.

Golf is a good example. There’s honestly a whole slew of objects one can bump into hard enough. I for one bruise like a peach. A few months ago I had two bruises on each of my ass cheeks. So like the good sociopath that I am. I went with my wife to the gym and used the rowing machine. And when she was watching me fumble around with the machine I found the opportunity to fall right off the damn thing square on my bottom. With a splash of Oscar award winning performance on my part, I told her that was gonna leave a mark.


Sure enough coming out of the shower she had a good laugh at the bruises on my ass. While I had a good laugh thinking how I actually got those marks which ended with me shooting on some top tier titties.

[WalkerC]

New place is in Tyson's. Really nice apartment, lots of parking on street. Gives a good massage, shower is available. Extra's are available if she is comfortable with you. Very cute Thai maybe 30 years old. I would say probable better looking than most of the Thai's in Tyson right now. 120 for hour massage.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...213595504.html

I have had no luck scheduling with her. Tried 2 different days about 3 weeks ago, texted "are you available today? Got no reply. Texted last week she answered "what time you want? I replied "can you do 4? Got no reply.

[JustJuice]

Just a PSA that Tyson's Candy has returned from Thailand and then LA this past weekend. Will definitely plan to visit her this upcoming week and report back if any services have changed.

[Adam2238]

Tried out Vandara for the first time. 120 fee for an hour. Big teddies that I've heard about never came out. OTC roaming was allowed after one of the best massages I've ever had. I was more in the mood to relax than to flirt, plus she isn't that pretty, so maybe the teddies come out if you put in more effort. Left happy but probably won't repeat.

[Volvo245]

Seems like Crystal Massage in Herndon is permanently closed. It was my go-to place for legit back massage with good pressure. Can I get some recommendations on excellent quality massage? HE is just a bonus on top but not a priority. Thanks.

Try Dadi massage in Manasas. Maya is the best. I think it is her own business.

[Roger1286]

To add injury to insult, the massage left a huge bruise on my back that I didn't notice until my SO asked about it. I tried to explain it off as sports related but I am not a good liar and eventually fessed up. She knows I occasionally treat myself to that type of massage but she wasn't happy to be reminded of it and I'm definitely in the dog house now. Ugh.

I had a massage with that legendary eleventh letter of the alphabet, the eleventh letter of the alphabet (there's an echo in here) masseuse with a very lengthy digital-finger-insertion-finish about a month ago. A couple of weeks after that I decided to do some manscape grooming when I was doing my Covid every four day shave. Out of curiosity I wondered how effective I had been cleaning up the hairs in my angus crack, so I took a hand mirror and tried to position it to see my rear-end. I ended up on my bed doing a contorted yoga-type stretch with my knees near my chest and my head folded towards my chest and I held up the mirror and looked. I could hold that position for about 3 seconds and I saw what I thought was a dime sized black mole right in the brown eye area. WTF is that? (I have a history of skin cancers and irregular mole biopsies so it scared the sh*t out of me.) So in a panic I call the wife in and she looked at it and was also scared. A couple of cell phone pics later, I was panicked calling the dermatologist and luckily getting an appointment for the next morning. I did not sleep well that night. Anyway now I am in the Doctor's office and the lady Doctor with the lady nurse and the observing young girl college intern are positioned around the examining table as I bend over and spread them cheeks. Lots of hmmms and ahhhhs going on and I'm not sure if they are admiring my 70+ year old package or if they are musing about the "mole". Finally the Doctor straightens up and walks to the nearby counter and starts writing in the file notes. She turns and looks at me and says: I have very good news for you, it's a bruise. It should go away in 2-3 weeks. I offered my heart felt thanks and said: I guess when the golf cart went over that pothole I must have slammed my bottom so hard I bruised it. And that was the story I shared with the greatly relieved spouse when I got home and reported the good news, adding that when you get older you bruise more easily.

[RidgeRacer]

Managed to get out of this house this morning, and after trying and failing to set something up with a variety of independents and semi-legit establishments, I settled for my first AMP experience in a couple of years. Place is located next to Burger King on Columbia Pike. Met Gina, a 40 ish Korean lady. Nothing to write home about face or body wise (from what I could tell with the mask and unrevealing outfit) but pleasant looking enough. Place was clean and things looked newish. Paid for an hour. Got a nice, thorough TS and then was taken to a small sauna room to get dried off. Back at the massage room, I asked for a hard massage and she delivered a good one, lots of back walking, good pressure.

Things took a turn when she stopped the massage and started a half-hearted ST at a point pretty early into the session. After minimal teasing, she asked me to turn over and sure enough there was still 25 minutes on the clock. She continued ST on the front but I wasn't feeling very stimulated and finally she gave me the universal hand symbol for HJ and asked if I wanted it. Sadly, that was a transition into negotiation mode, which she conducted with a pretty terrible attitude. She ludicrously claimed that when she gets a massage, she leaves a. 6 tip just for the massage. I was losing my enthusiasm quickly. She offered B2 B for $, then eventually said she would do CBJ for $ but as a one time thing and not to tell any of the other girls. At that point, I just wanted the HJ and she went ahead but wouldn't allow any roaming whatsoever. She got the job done but forgettable finish. She did continue the massage afterwards, but it still was 10 minutes short of the hour when she said all done.

In the end I paid. 8/. 4. I had half a mind to tip even less, but I didn't have the heart. I won't be returning.

To add injury to insult, the massage left a huge bruise on my back that I didn't notice until my SO asked about it. I tried to explain it off as sports related but I am not a good liar and eventually fessed up. She knows I occasionally treat myself to that type of massage but she wasn't happy to be reminded of it and I'm definitely in the dog house now. Ugh.

[FloorHump422]

I saw her about a month ago, too. She said she had just moved into her new office space and asked me to come back. Nothing about going back to studies.

I saw her about two weeks ago in her new office space and she also told me to come back. She did text me in August saying she was going to be unavailable at the end of the month due to her studies, but I disregarded that as I was able to see her in October. I might reach out to her to see if she's only seeing regulars.

[InSearch69]

New place is in Tyson's. Really nice apartment, lots of parking on street. Gives a good massage, shower is available. Extra's are available if she is comfortable with you. Very cute Thai maybe 30 years old. I would say probable better looking than most of the Thai's in Tyson right now. 120 for hour massage.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...213595504.html

[RidgeRacer]

Managed to get out of this house this morning, and after trying and failing to set something up with a variety of independents and semi-legit establishments, I settled for my first AMP experience in a couple of years. Place is located next to Burger King on Columbia Pike. Met Gina, a 40 ish Korean lady. Nothing to write home about face or body wise (from what I could tell with the mask and unrevealing outfit) but pleasant looking enough. Place was clean and things looked newish. Paid for an hour. Got a nice, thorough TS and then was taken to a small sauna room to get dried off. Back at the massage room, I asked for a hard massage and she delivered a good one, lots of back walking, good pressure.

Things took a turn when she stopped the massage and started a half-hearted ST at a point pretty early into the session. After minimal teasing, she asked me to turn over and sure enough there was still 25 minutes on the clock. She continued ST on the front but I wasn't feeling very stimulated and finally she gave me the universal hand symbol for HJ and asked if I wanted it. Sadly, that was a transition into negotiation mode, which she conducted with a pretty terrible attitude. She ludicrously claimed that when she gets a massage, she leaves a. 6 tip just for the massage. I was losing my enthusiasm quickly. She offered B2 B for $, then eventually said she would do CBJ for $ but as a one time thing and not to tell any of the other girls. At that point, I just wanted the HJ and she went ahead but wouldn't allow any roaming whatsoever. She got the job done but forgettable finish. She did continue the massage afterwards, but it still was 10 minutes short of the hour when she said all done.

In the end I paid. 8/. 4. I had half a mind to tip even less, but I didn't have the heart. I won't be returning.

[OldBoomer]

I saw her about a month ago, too. She said she had just moved into her new office space and asked me to come back. Nothing about going back to studies.

She was a good AMP alternative. Does anyone have a similar service replacement? Not FS, no BJ dream, just a massage and a handshake dream?

[SexyD]

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[PSmith0380]

Well it was my first time here so I didn't know the rules. But I got a HJ in beginning and then nuru with BJ. Oh wait. Is the HJ included in the house fee?

Generally, yes, but YMMV.

[FreeSpirit369]

If it is the same Katy (Mikos, Imperial) that I know, she is a couple months away from 50 and you paid $130 too much for your BJ.

Well it was my first time here so I didn't know the rules. But I got a HJ in beginning and then nuru with BJ. Oh wait. Is the HJ included in the house fee?