Massage Parlor Reports

**BobbyElvis** · 09-30-20 13:58

Originally Posted by BobbyElvis [View Original Post]

I had a free afternoon, and was needing a massage, so I gave this one a try.

The rate is $. 6 per hour. She says $200 is "all inclusive".

Only does outcall.

Short, plump, BBW Latina. Really nice, but.

The initial rate is for a topless rub, with coconut oil, and the standard happy ending. The upsell price apparently includes full nude, and maybe a BJ? Though she did say "$200 includes everything" I don't know what her definition of "everything" is.

I gave her the $. 6 and a. 15 tip. MT, topless, and MM were offered.

The Bad stuff: the massage itself was kind of what you'd expect from a disinterested GF who's about to walk out on you. Plus, she kept answering her phone and texting during the session.

The other services were really good, though. The MM was really fun and enthusiastic.

I probably won't repeat. For the cost of admission, I want a better massage, and undivided attention.

https://miami.rubratings.com/161528

She's a good bit bigger than the pictures in the ad would indicate.

**BobbyElvis** · 09-30-20 11:27

I had a free afternoon, and was needing a massage, so I gave this one a try.

The rate is $. 6 per hour. She says $200 is "all inclusive".

Only does outcall.

Short, plump, BBW Latina. Really nice, but.

The initial rate is for a topless rub, with coconut oil, and the standard happy ending. The upsell price apparently includes full nude, and maybe a BJ? Though she did say "$200 includes everything" I don't know what her definition of "everything" is.

I gave her the $. 6 and a. 15 tip. MT, topless, and MM were offered.

The Bad stuff: the massage itself was kind of what you'd expect from a disinterested GF who's about to walk out on you. Plus, she kept answering her phone and texting during the session.

The other services were really good, though. The MM was really fun and enthusiastic.

I probably won't repeat. For the cost of admission, I want a better massage, and undivided attention.

https://miami.rubratings.com/161528

**GunIt305** · 09-30-20 01:16

Originally Posted by HialeahSlime [View Original Post]

Can you explain a little better what happen when you pulled the towel after the flip? Like you pulled it to show your d!ck and she said or did what? I know she didn't offer anything but I'm still curious. There is also a spa next to memes called a massage and spa that I go to for normal massages for my back. They recently got a smoking hot asian chick with a good body and face but I don't have the guts to pull the towel LOL.

Yes a message is the one in talking about. Ya so I got hard and tug the towel and show my cock. See look at it and then sai we don't do that here. Then I told her why not its just a massage. Then she said no and cover it.

**NabWind** · 09-29-20 12:41

Originally Posted by HialeahSlime [View Original Post]

There are a ton near the airport, you can find their ads on bedpage..

Thanks HialeahSlime will check it out, any specific AMP you would suggest, PM me if you know any.

Yesterday I went to an AMP at 12530 SW 8th, good massage but only HE and no FS.

**HialeahSlime** · 09-29-20 11:09

Originally Posted by NabWind [View Original Post]

Hi All,

New to Miami, have been looking for AMP who provides FS, can anyone suggest me a AMP in South Miami? I live near FIU.

I had been to one in Fort Laudurdale but its too far from my place.

There are a ton near the airport, you can find their ads on bedpage.

**NabWind** · 09-29-20 00:36

Hi All,

New to Miami, have been looking for AMP who provides FS, can anyone suggest me a AMP in South Miami? I live near FIU.

I had been to one in Fort Laudurdale but its too far from my place.

**HialeahSlime** · 09-28-20 14:52

Originally Posted by BeachGuyMia [View Original Post]

Anyone been here and care to share? DM if you prefer. Thanks.

https://www.fivestarsaunaspa.com

I've never been here but I've been to a place a few minutes away that's just like it. The one nearby offered everytthing. This one I can't tell if they're really good at looking legit or they are. At the same time no legitimate place offers showers and hot tubs. I might try!

Update: I see that they are making a groupion that isn't released to the public yet. I don't know how often a HE spa would turn to groupon. I called but no answer, not sure if they're open yet.

**HialeahSlime** · 09-28-20 14:49

Originally Posted by GunIt305 [View Original Post]

Ya I have some back issues so I go there when I'm in pain and the last 2 time is was an asain lady in subs so I didn't try. And the last time it was an asian with a big ass in sweat pants. On the filp she put a towel but I pulled it out. And was like it not a big deal your just massaging it. But it was still no go.

Can you explain a little better what happen when you pulled the towel after the flip? Like you pulled it to show your d!ck and she said or did what? I know she didn't offer anything but I'm still curious. There is also a spa next to memes called a massage and spa that I go to for normal massages for my back. They recently got a smoking hot asian chick with a good body and face but I don't have the guts to pull the towel LOL.

**TuggerWilson** · 09-28-20 14:24

It's not there, drove past a few days back, plus it's over the road from the police station.

Originally Posted by BeachGuyMia [View Original Post]

Anyone been here and care to share? DM if you prefer. Thanks.

https://www.fivestarsaunaspa.com

**GunIt305** · 09-27-20 18:39

Originally Posted by BigLuber [View Original Post]

Yeah, Esencia Day Spa, just west of Meme's. I walked in there one time years ago and was greeted by a stocky, maybe Eastern European woman.

Eew, turned around and bolted never considered it again. Now, Any time I see "Day Spa" instead of just Spa or Massage, I see a no FS, tourist type place that probably does Groupon coupons and asks you to post a positive review on YP when you leave.

Ya I have some back issues so I go there when I'm in pain and the last 2 time is was an asain lady in subs so I didn't try. And the last time it was an asian with a big ass in sweat pants. On the filp she put a towel but I pulled it out. And was like it not a big deal your just massaging it. But it was still no go.

**BigLuber** · 09-27-20 13:45

Originally Posted by GunIt305 [View Original Post]

Memes is good if your out of option. The massage place that's like 2 blocks away is a legit place with no HE but great massage on the cheap so you know for the next time.

Yeah, Esencia Day Spa, just west of Meme's. I walked in there one time years ago and was greeted by a stocky, maybe Eastern European woman.

Eew, turned around and bolted never considered it again. Now, Any time I see "Day Spa" instead of just Spa or Massage, I see a no FS, tourist type place that probably does Groupon coupons and asks you to post a positive review on YP when you leave.

**BigLuber** · 09-27-20 13:24

Originally Posted by HialeahSlime [View Original Post]

I was doing some labor in the area and got out late and was horribly sore, my legitimate massage place was closed as it was midnight but I was by Memes which I've never been to. I didn't want HE but something more legit but she was the only place open. I got the skinny young one and she doesn't turn on the A. C until you pay so it was unbelievably uncomfortable in the Room. I kept my boxers on because I didn't think I was even capable of being hard From all my neck pain and she didn't bother with even covering me in a towel. She did the massage poorly but I can tell she was trying and at the Flip just went straight for it and started grabbing my dick through my boxers saying you can stick it anywhere you like for $20 more. Of course I obliged and she made me walk to the atm naked to get $20 , when I get back she says she'll get naked for another $20 and made me walk back instead of paying after. It took over 20 minutes to get me off and at one point I was like it's fine I'm just tired, and she said no fine no cum no happy man! 😂 and started beating it harder. Those skinny woman was motivated as hell. Afterwards she gave me another 20 minutes of a legitimate massage and even walked on my back. I prefer LMPs or strippers but she is well known for a reason definitely.

Yup, been here multiple times too. The Skinny girl, Kiki, Cici, pick one, showed up there probably 4 or 5 years ago and she's been a monger's "go-to" girl for all that time.

**BeachGuyMia** · 09-27-20 10:38

Anyone been here and care to share? DM if you prefer. Thanks.

https://www.fivestarsaunaspa.com

**GunIt305** · 09-24-20 17:58

Originally Posted by HialeahSlime [View Original Post]

When I paid her initially I already included a good tip, so $20 on top of the tip.

Also forgot to mention the weirdest part, when she was sitting on the table with one leg I was trying to grab her flat ass and grope it and stopped when I realized there was nothing to grab. She noticed I stopped touching and said don't worry I no have to fart.

Memes is good if your out of option. The massage place that's like 2 blocks away is a legit place with no he but great massage on the cheap so you know for the new time. But girl memes is nice and she tries her hardest to please. But ya no t or a. But everything its on the menu.