Massage Parlor Reports

[Hjerkovski]

Hmm, I wonder if this is the same Coco who was at Lane's and then later at June in Skokie. I saw her a couple of times and there was a lot of teasing and hinting around that more was available.

My memory's bad since it was June 06, but I thought there was a Coco working at Q&Q. Could there really be two Asian girls with that name working in Chicago?

The one at Q&Q was very giggly, and after I said I wanted a soft massage commented on how handsome I was, which cracked me up. $ for BBBJ, which was pricy but I was dying for one so paid up.

[Iamslobbyist]

I don't know if it is new store jitters or what, but I went thru the same excercise with Coco. Literally met me at the door as she was out getting a drink of water. Lots of 'come hither' looks and leaning into my leg during the massage. But after the flip, "massageee over". Please let us know if anyone else can shake them loose.

I don't think it is new store jitters. I think they want to become a legit massage place only. The fact that they made no attempt to hide me from other possible mongers means that they are not monger friendly. This could change after awhile though.

My therapist commented on how slow it was. She also was not happy with the 10$ tip. It will continue to be slow and tips will continue to be marginal if they are massage only. She would have made $30 more on me with about 5 minutes of work. That eventuality may dawn on them. If not they will probably close. I don't see much of a demand for a monger unfriendly AMP.

[SamaRy]

Hey HappyG,
... Like I try to tell my women, it's not the quantity that counts, it's the quality. No, I can't get them to buy that, either.

I tell them I may only be 3 inches but I still don't think width should be what they measure...

and I am not even to 300 yet....

[Chi Guy]

Hey HappyG,

According to site stats, Pwhipped has us both beat by a long shot with over 2100 posts. Like I try to tell my women, it's not the quantity that counts, it's the quality. No, I can't get them to buy that, either.

[Bill R]

Hmm, I wonder if this is the same Coco who was at Lane's and then later at June in Skokie. I saw her a couple of times and there was a lot of teasing and hinting around that more was available.

[HappyGardener]

Please. YOU were the first to post. Your post last night made me get up and get out this morning to try it out. If you had said they were old, fat, kim chee smelling Asians, I would have taken a pass. After spending the last 10 days in China, I wanted to extend the experience. Alas it was not meant to be.
You at least provided some description. I threw the basics up there only because I came home afterwards and had 5 minutes too.

I probably will not be returning either. This place is a little too close too home. Meaning I could walk to it If i wanted to. I do shop at that Sears and Radio Shack that is right next door, so I would have an excuse, but I think my SO uses that stretch of road fairly often. I'm better off going to Chinatown or the burbs.

I was willing to invest the time and money if it was a good deal. I figured a couple of trips. But I don't know, maybe someone else will have better luck. I would love to save the 1/2 hour trip to Chinatown. I don't know if it is new store jitters or what, but I went thru the same excercise with Coco. Literally met me at the door as she was out getting a drink of water. Lots of 'come hither' looks and leaning into my leg during the massage. But after the flip, "massageee over". Please let us know if anyone else can shake them loose.



Speaking of being a legend..., I am going to hit post # 500 (with Chi Guy close on my heels) with my next post. I want it to be a good one so I'll save my breath until I have something good. For some of you that may be a relief. I was wondering if Jackson gives out a gold condom or something for 500 posts, lol.

[Chi Guy]

Sorry I don't know every city I visit. This is my first time in Chicago and didn't have the time to do alot of research. Just looked interesting thats all. I have been in a few cities and know my own sections of the country. Just looking for a fun time. Been a contributing member for some time. I don't post BS either. That is what this site was designed for is to help and educate.

If I came across as a prick, I apologize. But the search feature can save a lot of people a lot of time. If you had done a search for O'hare Girls in Illinois, you would have seen a couple posts dealing with this place just on the first search page. Warnings about them and places like them have been posted ad nauseum.

[Ass Attack]

I TOFTT and went to Wellness Spa. It is located in the old Spa 34 on Rt 34. I had Yung who was late 30's and about a 5 on the AMP scale. Just your average TS and Sauna and the massage itself was OK. On the flip she asked what I wanted and I accidently pushed her hand between my legs. She quoted me $.50, but was able to get her down to $.30. All in all just an average experience. She did say that next time I come FS could be had for an additional tip of $1.00. IMHO I would only repeat if I had a strong urge and I was in the area.

Ass Attack

[Iamslobbyist]

I was hoping to be the first to post about this place, but the legend Happy Gardner beat me to it. That is ok, I don't mind being second fiddle to a legend.

I went in and the cute girl that was locking up the night before gave me the table shower and deposited me into the sauna. Five minutes later I think her name is Michelle retrieved me for the massage. On the way to the room the door is open and saw a guy in there and he looked right at me.

The massage was really nice, and I was groping her and she was teasing me at certain points. I was only looking for HR, but alas none was to be found. What upsets me about this is that if you are not going to provide release do not tease. I understand their hesitancy being new and not knowing me, but I will not return. I don't have enough money to pay a place for a couple of 70$ massages until I gain trust.

I gave a 10$ tip because 80$ is too much as it is for a 1 hour massage with no extras. She wanted 20$, but I sternly put that down. I dressed quickly and got the hell out. Another guy was up front as I was leaving.

With so many other options where a HJ is guaranteed, I will never return. When I got home I called them and left a message on their machine saying I would never return.

[Paul Stearn]

Sorry I don't know every city I visit. This is my first time in Chicago and didn't have the time to do alot of research. Just looked interesting thats all. I have been in a few cities and know my own sections of the country. Just looking for a fun time. Been a contributing member for some time. I don't post BS either. That is what this site was designed for is to help and educate.

That's also why there is a search feature on this site :-)

[Member #2996]

Sorry I don't know every city I visit. This is my first time in Chicago and didn't have the time to do alot of research. Just looked interesting thats all. I have been in a few cities and know my own sections of the country. Just looking for a fun time. Been a contributing member for some time. I don't post BS either. That is what this site was designed for is to help and educate.

[Chi Guy]

Did call an agency last night and had a great time. Any suggestions for tonights activities? What about this Ohare girls. I heard it was the high end. Not sure what they meant by that. Anybody been there? I don't know the street very well so I am looking for the safe road.

O'Hare Girls? High end? Well, you will pay a lot of money, but the only sucking sound you'll be hearing is the sound of your wallet being sucked dry. After that, you'll still be spanking the monkey.

Kinda scares me that a senior member doesn't know this place is a jackshack. There's more than enough information here to make that abundantly clear.

[Member #2996]

Did call an agency last night and had a great time. Any suggestions for tonights activities? What about this Ohare girls. I heard it was the high end. Not sure what they meant by that. Anybody been there? I don't know the street very well so I am looking for the safe road.

[HappyGardener]

$70 for one hour, $50 for 1/2. Full table shower, with sauna. Coco is the mid 30's Korean woman that was working. Very nice place, has that new AMP smell.

[Wirelessone]

Cops, just like hobbyiests, can underestimate MP's and their business/safety sense just like anyone else and get caught with their hand in the till. Camera have to be discovered especially if they are hidden.

Also I believe that story about the the internet feeds or videotapes or whatever is a line of BS put out by the CPD. The girls in these places most are trained to shut up when policia are around but CPD found girls that wanted to talk about their IP address, unlikely. That story is really designed to keep 'Joe from Antioch' from mongering here in the city, thinking that the misses may recognize his backside on some Asian porn site.

Just had a nice time at Alice's, very pretty girl, left happy, will have to go back and see what else is available.

Enjoy the cold, I'm on my way to Phoenix...wait a minute, its cold there too...
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