Massage Parlor Reports

**HappyGardener** · 01-09-07 03:44

Hello all.

I have not been able to access this site from Bejing. I amnot sure if that was due to censorship or due to the earthquake in Taiwan that disrupted internet service for all of Asia. I think that because I was barely able to send and receive emails as well.

Edone aplologized via PM to me, Miami apologized, and I apologize to all of you for wasting your time over a silly comment. Lets move on.

I 'll let you know when I put some posts onthe International Board from HK. Last night in Bejing, I had a 2 girl massage with BJ from both and HJ finish for about $85 American. Ahh, a little too much because the girls were gigling too much and trying imitate Japanese Porn stars with fake moaning. But hey I got off finally.

And oh I can't resist one more....if I go to an AMP in an Asian country, then its not really run by immigrants is it? Oh never mind. I have some pretty severe jet lag.

**Horny Massage2** · 01-09-07 02:18

Originally Posted by Luv Nooke

That's precious Donnie, you can't even write a proper sentence yourself and you have the audacity to insult a well-known senior member.

I wasn't trying insult anyone, just making my point.

I'm also a senior member on ISG - not that it matters. I will chime in when I feel the need.

Lastly, I don't care to watch English grammar when typing something in a forum. I graduated from college long ago. Let me know if this forum becomes an lesson in grammar.

DD

**Mfl Erdie** · 01-09-07 00:25

Anyone know anything about the new parlor at Lawrence and Damen? So close to my place! Hope it's good!

**Chi Guy** · 01-08-07 23:24

Originally Posted by Donnie D2

I was being a smart ass - not looking for an explanation.

Putting the jackass in his place. In an earlier post he was complaining about all the immigrants in Chi-town.

FYI - I've heard the phrase in Brazil and another phrase just like it Romania.

I think that we've all had enough of getting on Miami Guy. The guy was a dick, but apologized only 11 hours after making his original comments. And to be fair, Edone10 also apologized for his posts, albeit by PM.

Let's let bygones be bygones.

**Luv Nooke** · 01-08-07 23:11

Originally Posted by Donnie D2

And WTF is mea culpa? Must be a damn immigrant himself. If not he should use the proper language. If bet the guy is South American or European.

DD2

That's precious Donnie, you can't even write a proper sentence yourself and you have the audacity to insult a well-known senior member.

**Ustlookingj** · 01-08-07 03:25

Ever watch South Park? Good. You know the school counselor - mr Mackie? - Good. Now repeat after me - Falling in love with a hooker is baaaad, m'kay.

sheesh

Originally Posted by Huge1

Heres one that I think all of us at some point or another can relate too.

A couple of mongers and I were at a local gin mill, and as we drank more truth serum, the monger stories started getting better. However, one of the mongers buds was not saying much. We drank more and he finally spilled the beans.

He has been seeing this massage girl at a spa for about 6 months and only requests her. He said things got really hot, and GFE started, and she would call him and tell him she loved him a couple of times a week, and during their sessions. He said he really fell for her and believed her when she said it.

Well guess what happens? He gets some info from others, and she is still fucking around with other guys. He shows her the e-mails that he gets, and she is in total denial about any of it to the point of tears. My first thought was she is pissed because she got caught, Right? He is torn up about it and said he wants to believe her, but how can he. I feel bad for him because he is a monger that women of all races fall for, smooth as silk, and hardly ever gets turned down by any of them, or so he says.

This situation has happened to me a couple of times, and I think we want the companionship that these girls give us so bad, that we lose our sense of what these girls really are.

Especially the Asian girls. They can just disappear with no warning at all. ,never to be heard from again.

Anyway, just a story that I think we can all relate too.

Huge1

**Horny Massage2** · 01-08-07 00:49

Originally Posted by Chi Guy

"Mea culpa" is an acknowlegement of guilt. Although it's Latin in its roots, it's a common English phrase.

I was being a smart ass - not looking for an explanation.

Putting the jackass in his place. In an earlier post he was complaining about all the immigrants in Chi-town.

FYI - I've heard the phrase in Brazil and another phrase just like it Romania.

**Confucius** · 01-07-07 23:14

Originally Posted by Ms Lady1234

Originally posted by HUGE1:

"I feel bad for him because he is a monger that women of all races fall for, smooth as silk, and hardly ever gets turned down by any of them, or so he says. "

Of course they don't turn him down he's paying them.LOL.

Stay safe, strap up

Lady

He doesn't pay them after they meet him, after they get done with work.

He has a bunch of numbers from them that they give him. He has called some when I was with him whereever.

They turn out to be all liars is the whole point of the post, and that there are feelings hurt even among us mongers.

**Ms Lady1234** · 01-07-07 22:10

Originally posted by HUGE1:

"I feel bad for him because he is a monger that women of all races fall for, smooth as silk, and hardly ever gets turned down by any of them, or so he says. "

Of course they don't turn him down he's paying them.LOL.

Stay safe, strap up

Lady

**SamaRy** · 01-07-07 21:52

Originally Posted by Huge1

Heres one that I think all of us at some point or another can relate too.

A couple of mongers and I were at a local gin mill, and as we drank more truth serum, the monger stories started getting better. However, one of the mongers buds was not saying much. We drank more and he finally spilled the beans.

He has been seeing this massage girl at a spa for about 6 months and only requests her. He said things got really hot, and GFE started, and she would call him and tell him she loved him a couple of times a week, and during their sessions. He said he really fell for her and believed her when she said it.

Well guess what happens? He gets some info from others, and she is still fucking around with other guys. He shows her the e-mails that he gets, and she is in total denial about any of it to the point of tears. My first thought was she is pissed because she got caught, Right? He is torn up about it and said he wants to believe her, but how can he. I feel bad for him because he is a monger that women of all races fall for, smooth as silk, and hardly ever gets turned down by any of them, or so he says.

This situation has happened to me a couple of times, and I think we want the companionship that these girls give us so bad, that we lose our sense of what these girls really are.

Especially the Asian girls. They can just disappear with no warning at all. ,never to be heard from again.

Anyway, just a story that I think we can all relate too.

Huge1

Good food for thought.. I know I was there years ago... Took a long time for me to learn how to start thinking about things before the blood rushes from me head...

**Confucius** · 01-07-07 13:46

Heres one that I think all of us at some point or another can relate too.

A couple of mongers and I were at a local gin mill, and as we drank more truth serum, the monger stories started getting better. However, one of the mongers buds was not saying much. We drank more and he finally spilled the beans.

He has been seeing this massage girl at a spa for about 6 months and only requests her. He said things got really hot, and GFE started, and she would call him and tell him she loved him a couple of times a week, and during their sessions. He said he really fell for her and believed her when she said it.

Well guess what happens? He gets some info from others, and she is still fucking around with other guys. He shows her the e-mails that he gets, and she is in total denial about any of it to the point of tears. My first thought was she is pissed because she got caught, Right? He is torn up about it and said he wants to believe her, but how can he. I feel bad for him because he is a monger that women of all races fall for, smooth as silk, and hardly ever gets turned down by any of them, or so he says.

This situation has happened to me a couple of times, and I think we want the companionship that these girls give us so bad, that we lose our sense of what these girls really are.

Especially the Asian girls. They can just disappear with no warning at all. ,never to be heard from again.

Anyway, just a story that I think we can all relate too.

Huge1

**Chi Guy** · 01-07-07 13:36

Originally Posted by Donnie D2

And WTF is mea culpa? Must be a damn immigrant himself. If not he should use the proper language. If bet the guy is South American or European.

"Mea culpa" is an acknowlegement of guilt. Although it's Latin in its roots, it's a common English phrase.

**Ci-Traveler** · 01-07-07 12:54

Originally Posted by Arfman

Nevertheless, I'll take any one of Happy Gardener's posts compared to any given dozen of yours Edone.

HG has been posting nearly as long as me and he is reliable - Edone is a good resource - but he could be a bit nicer...... : )

On the other hand, and you will all love dissing me for this, I didn't mind Miami's post - although I thought he said it rudely. It is always fodder for thought in negotiating - and the Chicago women in the estabishments tend to get more than in other places for less.

I have no idea how to fix the problem - I just know that it exists.

Just my 2 cents.

Nice to see Lady back!

ci-traveler

**Horny Massage2** · 01-07-07 03:02

Originally Posted by Miami Guy

That post was a little more "dick" than I would have liked, I probably should have checked my tone a little better there, mea culpa.

I read the 20 most recent pages on here last night and my general conclusion was that the majority of providers are getting away with way too much. That's all I'm saying.

I'm just catching up on some reading and I see we have a new antagonist.

MG talks about coming to Chicago and seeing too many immigrants - hell Miami is full of immigrants. What is he thinking?

And WTF is mea culpa? Must be a damn immigrant himself. If not he should use the proper language. If bet the guy is South American or European.

DD2

**Ms Lady1234** · 01-07-07 00:01

I need a legitimate massage provider for a real massage ( not as in the kind you guys like.)
I've been working out more and need a nice stress releasing massage.
Someone cheap but good and not a sw. I need someone with good technique.

PM me with the info.
Thanks

Lady