Massage Parlor Reports

[MWM]

check your PM's!!!

[MWM]

Let's all try to be adults here guys! HG is one of the most respected posters on this board in any city. I can vouch for Edone as well because he hooked me up with a very nice provider recently. No reason to start flaming each other as it is counter productive to the goals of this board.

[Chi Guy]

Been there twice with the same results. Zero, nadda, zip. Total jack shack.

Just goes to show, YMMV. I've had good luck there. FS is available, and $ was never mentioned. Paid the going rates and they seemed happy. Like Oriental on Harlem, they use a timer, so you get the full time you paid for (assuming, of course, that they set the timer for the full time).

I also had the chance to check out B. D. Massage and Spa recently on Lincoln south of Devon. Maybe YMMV applies here, too, but I wasn't impressed. $45 for a half hour massage, $65 for the hour. There was also a 90 minute rate, but I forgot what it was. If you want a TS, add $10 to the price. The girl I got was fairly attractive for a Chicago area AMP, with a nice set of hooters. Massage was short, wanted too much for extras. Very rushed with an abbreviated session. Average to below average for the Chicago area.

[massagelover]

Wow. Not sure what I ever did to piss you off edone so that you have reason to flame me publicly as opposed to a PM. It was meant as a joke. I figure 80 percent of the people here already knew that was the Stone Park PD. FYI, I actually google Stone Park Police, not the address. I already knew what it was.
What I do find interesting is how many views the picture has had. Gives you an idea of the traffic this site gets.

That was great HappyGardener. If anyone should get flamed it should be Edone10 for giving the PD address.

[Luv Women]

Here is a dependable provider just for you.

1629 N. Mannheim Rd. Stone Park, IL 60165 Ask for Jo - runs the place.
Plenty of action for less than a hundo

At the risk of starting some sort of war here- I am tired of this kind of stuff. I am also more of a lurker than a poster for the sole reason that I have nothing of value to add to the board. Every spa that I have gone to and every provider I have seen has been reviewed ad nauseum- I do not feel the need to rehash the same information. Does the lack of posting mean that I deserve to be duped and sent to LE or to be accused of being LE?

When I reviewed Edone10's posts a lot of them are him calling out others as LE and giving them addresses that are such. I do understand the protocal of the board and have spent much time RTFF and if I have a question about something why can I not ask it?

It is as much my right to ask a question as it is other members not to answer it- but to deliberately give misleading information just to prove your superiority is simply mocho BS posturing.

If you feel someone is not worthy of the information that you hold do not share it, it is that simple.

All people deserve to be respected regardless of how many posts one has.

[Chi Guy]

Wow. Not sure what I ever did to piss you off edone so that you have reason to flame me publicly as opposed to a PM.

HG,

Same thing happened to me a couple months ago. A newbie was given the address of a "provider" that, in reality, was LE. I didn't think it was called for, so I let the guy know that he was being directed to LE. That apparently wasn't appreciated by a couple of members. Oh, well. Life goes on.

[HappyGardener]

Wow. Not sure what I ever did to piss you off edone so that you have reason to flame me publicly as opposed to a PM. It was meant as a joke. I figure 80 percent of the people here already knew that was the Stone Park PD. FYI, I actually google Stone Park Police, not the address. I already knew what it was.
What I do find interesting is how many views the picture has had. Gives you an idea of the traffic this site gets.

[Arfman]

Nevertheless, I'll take any one of Happy Gardener's posts compared to any given dozen of yours Edone.

[Midwest10]

Jo is so hot. I attached a picture

Congratulations on being able able to do a google search and uncovering Jo! Put on your Cracker Jack Deputy Dog Badge! Today your assignment is to try to count to 10 all by yourself and this afternoon make sure you color between the lines after recess.

Miami - just called you a moron for over paying for action and you want to help him out?

Use your head, why do you want to help somebody that is bashing all Chicagoan's?

[HappyGardener]

Here is a dependable provider for you.

1629 N. Mannheim Rd. Stone Park, IL 60165 Ask for Jo - runs the place.
Plenty of action for less than a hundo

Jo is so hot. I attached a picture

[Midwest10]

Been in town for 2 months now and I've got to say that the scene here is depressing. So many people and so many of them immigrants, it seems as if many of you have been overpaying for so long that it just seems customary to you now. Well, it's not. Have you forgotten the golden rule (he who has the gold rules)? When you walk in the door, negotiate the hell out of these people and don't forget that they have what you WANT, but you have what they NEED. Don't be afraid to walk out the door. This is Negotiation 101 for god's sake. I've read more stories about $.5 back rubs on this board and it makes me sick. Take control of the situation and stop making it hard on the apparent minority of us who know what we're doing.

PS - for those of you who know where a consistent $ hr (total, house + tip) can be had, please pm me. Not looking for fs, just something reliable.

Here is a dependable provider just for you.

1629 N. Mannheim Rd. Stone Park, IL 60165 Ask for Jo - runs the place.
Plenty of action for less than a hundo

[Bullshit]

Wow do I feel stupid, you mean I have been paying $$ since the 80's and have not had to, all I had to do was force someone to give me what I want for less?

Oh and Miami Guy, where exactly can you find a native american spa?

Force someone to give me what I want for less, Native american spa...LOL

I cant be the only one who got that.

I know its early, but SamaRy you've got my vote for Quote of the year.

[Head First]

Been there twice with the same results. Zero, nadda, zip. Total jack shack.

[MWM]

Nothing like a $20 BBBJ on North Ave to balance the check book.

Been in town for 2 months now and I've got to say that the scene here is depressing. So many people and so many of them immigrants, it seems as if many of you have been overpaying for so long that it just seems customary to you now. Well, it's not. Have you forgotten the golden rule (he who has the gold rules)? When you walk in the door, negotiate the hell out of these people and don't forget that they have what you WANT, but you have what they NEED. Don't be afraid to walk out the door. This is Negotiation 101 for god's sake. I've read more stories about $.5 back rubs on this board and it makes me sick. Take control of the situation and stop making it hard on the apparent minority of us who know what we're doing.

PS - for those of you who know where a consistent $ hr (total, house + tip) can be had, please pm me. Not looking for fs, just something reliable.

[SamaRy]

Been in town for 2 months now and I've got to say that the scene here is depressing. So many people and so many of them immigrants, it seems as if many of you have been overpaying for so long that it just seems customary to you now.

Wow do I feel stupid, you mean I have been paying $$ since the 80's and have not had to, all I had to do was force someone to give me what I want for less?

Oh and Miami Guy, where exactly can you find a native american spa?