Massage Parlor Reports

[Emmjay22]

I can confirm WT above the 7/11 is back open for business under new management and lots of girls in their early to late 20's. I visited Coco there yesterday. Super pretty, mid 20's, fake boobs but not overdone, tiny and shaved. CBJ, lots of body kissing and then into CFS. Damage $100.

Address or more details on location? Phone number? Pm me please thanks!

[Yff23]

Does anyone know any good masseuses / parlors or escorts in the Palmdale / Lancaster area?

[The Camel]

Is this the spot where Mary used to hoe at? Think the address is 7753 1/2 santa monica.

Yes, she worked there as Jenny for a few decades. Sounds like the place has undergone a radical makeover.

I have a question for Divine Archive: Is your information based on a visit during one of the MP shutdowns or pre-shutdown? From your post it sounds like they were doing business as in normal times instead of post-shutdown UTR (e. G. "lots of girls there". If so it's another reminder that the most tolerant zone for MPs in SoCal is still SMB in WeHo. Anyway, thanks for the update.

[Santooki]

So I'm wondering where in LA I can find the most authentic nuru? A lot of ads on bedpage and so forth advertise nuru, but it just means regular plain FS. I'm hoping for the real nuru experience with the nuru gel and all body to body rub, preferably on the inflatable mattress. Recs?

Skin and body studio down in Torrance advertises real Nuru gel with their VIP package.

[Domino727]

I can confirm WT above the 7/11 is back open for business under new management and lots of girls in their early to late 20's. I visited Coco there yesterday. Super pretty, mid 20's, fake boobs but not overdone, tiny and shaved. CBJ, lots of body kissing and then into CFS. Damage $100.

Is this the spot where Mary used to hoe at? Think the address is 7753 1/2 santa monica.

[Unnoticed]

Anyone seen Lola or Elektra here?

Elektra has a great body. Nice tits and kickin hips. But she is a bit of a dead fish. Doesn't really get into much.

[TylerDurd]

Second time going to see "Tina" today. First time, I texted asking specifically if Tina was there. When I get all the way out there, finding street parking for like 15 minutes, lady at the door just says "Tina not here today". Mad BS.

Today I get there, there's already a dude waiting outside the door next to me. I get in and she immediately asks for house money upfront. I give it to her and she goes on to "deal" with another guy. Then its my turn as she's bringing in another guy to wait. She immediately talks tip before hand and is adamant about $. 6. Insane. I told her $ and that's it. She said I only get. 5 hr now, even though initially she said 1 hr.

I haven't even gotten to "Tina" yet. If this is the venerable Tina, ya'll really need to up your standards. Jesus christ. This woman is early 30's at best and has the worst man mades I've ever seen. Butter face would be apt if she had a body worth writing home about. She even has stretch marks on her stomach. She had this ugly rose petal tattoo above her FUPA so if anyone can confirm who this is and if its not Tina that would be appreciated.

She was most certainly NOT a pleaser. She was immediately rushing me, clock watching, because there was a dude literally waiting in the next room. "Hurry up! Oh my god". Stressing me tf out. No BBBJ like someone else said on here. After were done she just keeps talking about "next time" $. 6. There aint no next time WTF. This was horrible.

I don't even care if Tina is real, its not worth driving out there again only to be blatantly lied to and treated like I'm at the DMV again. And if that is in fact Tina, yall really need help.

Bottom line: AVOID. I'm either going to try Eco next or just try an agency. Please do not give this place your $.

[DivineArchive]

I can confirm WT above the 7/11 is back open for business under new management and lots of girls in their early to late 20's. I visited Coco there yesterday. Super pretty, mid 20's, fake boobs but not overdone, tiny and shaved. CBJ, lots of body kissing and then into CFS. Damage $100.

[Blah Blah Man]

So I'm wondering where in LA I can find the most authentic nuru? A lot of ads on bedpage and so forth advertise nuru, but it just means regular plain FS. I'm hoping for the real nuru experience with the nuru gel and all body to body rub, preferably on the inflatable mattress. Recs?

[Domino727]

Google is your friend.

Yikes, they blew chunks. Thank God I got into Amazon before earnings.

[Wicked1]

Eco? Where are they? Phone number? Address? Full name and city?

Google is your friend.

[IAmGib1]

Entry in LA. 50-80 usually. 50 is usually for 30.

FS is usually 120. Plus or minus 20 depending on where you are. Handy is 60 give or take. Others feel free to chime in.

I have paid what Harbors has listed on average for the past 3-4 yrs. Now used to be less but inflation.

[IAmGib1]

🤣

So I finally went to see Tina and I almost got bait and switched into another provider. I swear these fucking Chinese bookers have no shame and no integrity. I've been with this booker for over 2 years now, so I texted her about wanting to see Tina so we set it up and she directs me to one of the rooms, and I'm a little underwhelmed by the girl that opens the door.

I said "I'm here to see Tina. ".

And she says "yea I'm Tina. ".

Hmm okay. I guess all these reports about Tina must've been written by incel noobs with zero standards, I thought to myself as I enter the room. I get undressed and the girl disrobes and I'm thinking, dude there's no way this is Tina. Tina is supposed to have D's. This girl had a pair of B's, maybe C cup at best. Either way I'm not fucking this chick. So I get up and ask her straight up 'What's your name?

"Yea it's me baby. ".

"No really. What's your name?

"Cici. ".

"Fucking A, where is Tina? I came here to see Tina. You're not Tina. ".

"Tina next door. ".

So now I'm cursing under my breath putting my clothes back on and I text the booker and gave her a piece of my mind and head next door, and yes! This girl was much easier on the eyes. Super friendly, flirty, and actually pretty funny too. She's got a fake rack, but still look natural. Killer curvy body. If I were to estimate, her measurements were probably right in line with sir mix-a-lots famous: 36-24-36 (give or take an inch or two) at about 5'3". Her face is pleasantly attractive, not insanely gorgeous, but still hot, at least for a Chinese girl. (Relax!! I'm Korean. I'm allowed to say these things)

So I get naked and she's grabbing my junk, putting her tits in my face, telling me how horny and happy she was to see me. Then she tells me to lay face down and proceeds to tell me how clean she is. I'm thinking "why the fuck would she say something like- WHOAAA!"

As her tongue starts lashing my butthole. Whoa slow your roll kemosabe!! I wasn't ready for that, you freak!!

She giggles and asks "you don't like? I'm clean baby".

And I'm thinking, oh hell no. What kind of savage just fearlessly rushes in guns blazing into an uncharted war zone like that? Jeez. At least the kgirls shower you up and make sure you're clean before diving in. But this girl is fucking fearless (and filthy!)

So I flip over and she goes to town slurping my balls and deep-throating with equal enthusiasm. I almost blow my load and I ask her if I can come twice, because I know she's going to make me cum fast. First she quoted me 100 and said yea no thanks. Then she said for you, 2 times, $60. Hmmmm. I tell her let's see what happens. If I come fast, then we'll do it. She agrees and tries to assure me not to worry, she'll go slow. So we go through my usual repertoire of positions and towards the end she jokes about me saying that I was going to come fast. "You not fast, you too slow!" Finally I tell her to get on top and she rides me to completion. So I'm laying there tapped out, but she has other plans. She's still riding me, albeit slowly. I'm like ummm. And before I said anything more she drops her tits in my face and makes a couple more thrusts and then plops down me like she's taking a nap. While I'm still inside her, mind you. Not sure if she was coming or what, but it was kinda hot. Finally she dismounts me and cleans me up.

As I'm getting dressed she asks for my number and asks me if I liked. She said "you know I'm the best! I give best service, no? Call me again, I'm so lonely!

I nodded as I chuckled and I told her don't worry you're about to get really busy soon. I told her that her service was so good that she's been getting lots of great reviews and she's starting to become famous online, so I told her to get ready for a ton of new clients coming specifically to request Tina in the next few days. She seemed to be genuinely pleased. And if you do see her, make sure you wash that ass thoroughly! Haha or not, you really don't have to. She'll still eat that ass for breakfast without hesitation.

Where is she located / What is the name of the AMP and city? Phone number?

[IAmGib1]

Got the heads up. No shareable pics but a new Asian beauty Annie. Always smiling, pretty face and mid length hair. She's petite, 10 lbs lighter than Apple, thin with nice butt and tits, nice body. Early 20's. Sweet personality.

Chanel is a super hot Brazilian 25 yo. Outrageous body, mid back blonde-ish hair, beautiful with a sick body. Whoa. Hot pic.

Next week, Maya. Cuban, beautiful face, slender with a smoking hot body. Really pretty. She's here next week. Killer pic.

Chanel and Maya are hot. Annie sounds like a new contender. If they send me any pics to share, I'll post right away.

Play safe!

Eco? Where are they? Phone number? Address? Full name and city?

[Biggie2001]

No Handjob?

Nope. Barely massage below my waist and above my knee.