Massage Parlor Reports

[Frank Digitola]

As I've mentioned before, hanging out here you develop a perpetual To Do List of providers that you want to see based on the intel the brahs here drop. Due to the way I practice the hobby, IE trying someone different practically every week in search of Hall of Fame teddies and board content, I exhaust my To Do Lists pretty rapidly. There's been a provider however who has left me scratching my head and I had to confirm or deny previous reports and results of my own detective work.

https://dc.rubratings.com/147599

We've all seen the ads from the above provider, Emma. I saw an ad last year and sent out a feeler text. Simultaneously another brah posted here asking for intel on Emma and Chris brah replied saying he had seen her and that she was a late 40's, heavy set, large breasted, Middle Eastern woman. I am the confusing. I go back to the ad and check the email attached. It leads to a mature white lady masseuse named Emma. The number attached to the ad replies telling me to reach out to another number to schedule. I look up that number and it is the contact number for the mature white lady provider again. I am confusedrerer, and abort mission until present day.

Emma's ad popped up again and I decided I'd go through with it this time. Same two text, two number dance that still leads to the mature white chick when researched. Screw it, let's do this. I make an appointment, show up at the location and behind the door is the woman Chris Brah described. She greets me warmly, introduces herself as Emma and leads me to the room. Full disclosure, Blonde Emma the Masseuse who the Google trail leads to isn't much of a looker. However the Emma who is before me about to conduct my massage session is. She's an attractive woman, but she is a bbw. If you Google " xlgirls sarah jane " that's a pretty good representation of how she's built. The big teddies look pretty much identical also.

Emma has a pregame interview with me about my problem areas and asks what my expectations are. I reply as if I'm standing in Massage Envy. She then tells me to trust her, promises a great massage and then also says that if I'm down, she'll try some more stuff, and then rattles off some shit that sounds like the drivel off of that Dakini Swindler of Marrakech hoes website (what a waste she is). I'm disheartened as I feel like Emma is about to waste my last 20 minutes standing chest to chest with me, breathing deeply as we think of our favorite Egyptian gods. I however smile from ear to ear and agree. Emma smiles back, asks me to undress, looks me up and down and bites her lip before she leaves.

She returned and began to give me a pretty good massage. Not soul numbing deep tissue, but it was good and strong. Any thoughts about this being strictly legit started to fade as she began aggressive angus play. It felt like every major muscle mini session had a brief intermission as she went down to play with my crack and the on-ramp to my Hershey Highway. My bad, that was gross. After about 35-40 minutes and her finishing my calves, I start to feel soft kisses and licks run up my legs, ass and onto my back. I reach down to grab a handful of ted and play with her nipple. She moans tenderly. This goes on for a few moments and then I am flipped.

Post flip Emma starts to peck me on my face, neck and chest. I ask her to take her top off. She however only flips it down to pop the teddies out. I'm no psychic, but even if I wasn't on The Holy Grail for a month, I know she's going to regret that decision. She asks me to swear secrecy of this encounter (whoops), and I play with her teds as she starts an oil free tease tugger. I'm already full mast, I guess she's going for fuller mast. After slowly being tugged for a bit and free roaming all over her soft teds, I am now harder than trying to understand third wave feminism. She goes to the bottom of the table, grabs me by the base, and then licked me from base to tip with her wide, wet tongue. She asks if I have any objections, I tell her I do not. She then proceeds to give me a really good BBBJ.

My stamina is still in tact despite my recent experiment. Although she's doing great the pop is not close. I ask her to come up and let me finish on the teddies. She oils up, obliged and as she's ted banging me, I reach under to play with her pussy and feel that she is soaking wet. I tenderly massage her engorged clit and she moans and breaths deeply. This distracts me and my stamina is exacerbated more. She pulls the teddies from around me and returns to the tugger. I continue to massage her clit and take my other hand and massage her nipples. The moans became more intense, I feel the pop coming and ask for the teds. I begin to Holy Grail the absolute shit out of this woman's teds and neck. When she realizes the mess that is transpiring she repositions my piece and sprays me down for the last third of the pop. If it wasn't for my admiration of the evidence that The Grail is working I would have deducted a few professional points from her for that move. As a pro she should have taken the entire pop, but I understand her trying to avoid her outfit getting Super Lewinsky'd. Paid 160 total.

All in all I had a great time. There are still questions though. Who is this blonde chick who is clearly Emma and clearly exists? She's not being catfished as all of the evidence points to her. Is she catfishing herself? Or has she found her Buttercup, rode off into the sunset and passed the mantle of Dread Masseuse Emma off to this pleasant Arabian woman who will wear the mantle until the next brave mantle bearer comes along? We may never know. All I know is that I was invited back and will return.

Frankie.

[WangJ]

Anyone visit My Spa in Annandale? I made a visit pre-covid and they didn't seem to have TS. Think it was the owner but she gave decent massage. Had me remove all garment but kept the area covered with a towel. Didn't provide any other menu.

Then, a few days later they message me saying that there's new girls now so I should return. Never went back but wondering if anyone else had other experiences there.

[Roarkis]

Dream with Annie:

She's an attractive girl. Somewhat matches her pictures. The hot oil isn't for me though.

The main issue I had with her was that she seemed like she was in a bad mood, which I'm guessing is her default with customers. For context, I'm a decent looking dude who's not rude or unhygienic. Some providers are just more content with what they're doing than others.

I hope it not to be a recurring dream, but she's fine overall. Just don't expect the charm you'd find in some of the others.

Details:

Apartment.

Private room.

Appearance of Mid-late 30's.

[S Smith]

Hey, she told me she isn't working until the pandemic passes, too bad she was my ATF. I tried to see if she would do outcall but no dice.

Anyone know where Ashley went to? I called KJ to schedule with her but they act d like they didn't know who I was talking about. About a month ago I scheduled and she was there.

B.

[SexBear]

She is an independent, works in Tysons, offers massage, B2B and guru. She looks very pretty, very nice body and looks to be in her mid. Twenties. I asked for her B2B price, but she quoted $260, which was too high and I only brought $200. Not sure if that would have included FS or not, but for just B2B, it was way to high considering I can get one for about $100 less.

She gave a very good massage, got nude for the finish, as I gave her the $200. Attitude was so so, big age difference between us, but all together not bad. Her body was excellent a 9 or 10, if you like slender women. Fake photo, but she does look similar, and like I said, I found her to be very hot.

[Phillie]

We may not be talking about the same lady. I missed that Bao description. The mama I used to see at CC Wellness wasn't a gorgeous woman, but was kinda cute, had below shoulder length hair and looked nothing like the Bao mom.

Frankie.

The lady at CC that folks are taking about is Tori. She has the longer hair and YMMV more inclusive menu. Sadly Tori was absent on a recent visit and Mama was there alone. Mama has a short haircut above the neck, and only does HJ. Very nice table shower with some tease, but strictly HJ, but allows roaming. She said Tori is having some housing issues, made not mention of whether she'll be returning.

[InSearch69]

I just found out that she is retired. Married and with a kid on the way. Is a shame. She was hot and open to everything!

Care to share her info please?

[PilotAviator]

Due to reduced staffing at many (all?) of our favorite locations, a favorite MMS mentioned to me.

1. Make Appt.

2. If going to be late. Text / call.

3. If arrive early -- TEXT (or call) -- with reduced staffing MMS may be the only person working, and she wants time to sanitize the space between clients (and you do not want to bump into people departing as you arrive even though you are both wearing masks).

On the subject of masks. YMMV.

Always be nice to the ladies (or Lady as may be the case at many locations due to Phase3 reductions).

PA.

[RyanHarvey]

I have not, although Stacie looked pretty good as well. Any chance you could LMK the damages for Jessie beyond the PV fee? I have never gone any farther than the std house fee at any of these private viewing places.

Cheers.

-B.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...103&viewfull=1#post4655103.

[DSeanC]

Found a new spot, albeit a bit pricey for the full menu, in Stafford / off 610 right near home depot.

First visit, entrance looks legit massage place, not shady. Pay mama at the front, massage lady walks out and leads me down to very end of hall. Long ass hall.

Ask where I found ad -- "escort fish".

-- ooo okok -- grabs my ass and says we have fun.

Go in, strip down, massage was trash. Almost non existent. My balls my meat and my ass were all perfectly played with an enjoyed.

On flip got asked what I want, from first visit full service was on menu. $. 4 for full. . 5 for house for 30 min.

Lady was ehhhh 3-4/10 at best. But what she lacked in looks, she could sure as hell take a pounding. I'm a bigger equiped guy, over 9, and she got drilled for a solid session legs over my shoulders on table after starting cowgirl.

Would repeat just for the end.

Place starts with an E, right by the home depot off 61x.

Other FS places I found. One in dumfries, oasis. Rt1 therapy. Pine spa in Woodbridge.

Enjoy brothers.

Any intel on the other mentioned spots?

[TimoS80]

I would recommend Alexa Thai or her neighbor Nadia in Fairlakes. Mint in Mclane is nice too. Kara in Tyson's but she left, but I haven't seen her roommates yet. Sharmayne in Herndon is hot. Leya in Sterling is nice.

Care to share her info please?

[Frank Digitola]

I'm glad she worked out for you, I guess I was bummed about that drive and disappointment. She wasn't my type is all. I guess maybe in my future reports lll add she's worth the drive if you're far away.

In case anyone wonders what she looks like. Google Disney Bao. Even same hairstyle.

We may not be talking about the same lady. I missed that Bao description. The mama I used to see at CC Wellness wasn't a gorgeous woman, but was kinda cute, had below shoulder length hair and looked nothing like the Bao mom.

Frankie.

[NotTheOne]

Found a new spot, albeit a bit pricey for the full menu, in Stafford / off 610 right near home depot.

First visit, entrance looks legit massage place, not shady. Pay mama at the front, massage lady walks out and leads me down to very end of hall. Long ass hall.

Ask where I found ad -- "escort fish".

-- ooo okok -- grabs my ass and says we have fun.

Go in, strip down, massage was trash. Almost non existent. My balls my meat and my ass were all perfectly played with an enjoyed.

On flip got asked what I want, from first visit full service was on menu. $. 4 for full. . 5 for house for 30 min.

Lady was ehhhh 3-4/10 at best. But what she lacked in looks, she could sure as hell take a pounding. I'm a bigger equiped guy, over 9, and she got drilled for a solid session legs over my shoulders on table after starting cowgirl.

Would repeat just for the end.

Place starts with an E, right by the home depot off 61x.

Other FS places I found. One in dumfries, oasis. Rt1 therapy. Pine spa in Woodbridge.

Enjoy brothers.

[TheOuroboros]

Dreamed of my go to AMP at 8303 Arlington, located on the second floor of the medical office building. Parking is easy.

My ATF Mimi wasn't there. But I was introduced to Lisa. She looks late 40's but asian magic is deceiving and I know she's probably a decade older than that. She was wearing short shorts (shout out to my boy Serpico) and black tank top. An hour for. 6 is a steal so I paid the house fee and got onto the massage table. Nobody comes close to Mimi in terms of massage skill here but Lisa provides a strong muscle rub. She takes her time and attacks each limb, I always love when they incorporate light stretching into the massage. My hour comes and goes and we move to a light tease and then the flip.

Now I will dock this place a few points because they are much more accommodating in the winter when it isn't dragons den hot as balls outside. She motioned for the HJ (which I should have settled for) but little brain wanted more. I told her I wanted the expanded menu and she accepted, so I tore off her clothes and wrestled her to the massage table. I strapped on my hat (I always come prepared) and then we were off to the races. Don't get me wrong. It was fun and I nutted into the hat. But we were both wearing masks in a low ventilated area in 95 degree heat. It was like banging in a sauna. There's no table shower, so make sure you come in gym clothes, and not a suit like me. The mix of sweat and massage oil made for an awkward and uncomfortable drive home. Total for everything was $. 6 which is a bargain these days, Lisa gets my seal of approval just make sure you come ready to bear the summer heat.

[Bilaling]

Anyone know where Ashley went to? I called KJ to schedule with her but they act d like they didn't know who I was talking about. About a month ago I scheduled and she was there.

B.