Massage Parlor Reports

**Slate111** · 06-17-20 16:49

Originally Posted by Korman23 [View Original Post]

Excuse my ignorance, but FC? Don't recall what that is or seeing it on the board

Falls Church. You can google fruit and spa. It will be the first one.

I thought that place was 100 percent legit.

**Korman23** · 06-17-20 16:46

Originally Posted by BigCoolie [View Original Post]

Off of a recommendation I traveled to FC to visit the spa. I did not know what to expect, so I chose a mixed option of services. There was only one masseuse (mid to late 40's), and I was not really attracted to her. Expecting nothing special, the massage seemed pretty legit and exceptional good, but the shower scrub seemed very professional at first. Sometime after the flip is when all of the excitement began. She gets on top and slides me slowly inside her and just sits there for a moment before we get into it. Afterwards, she cleaned me up and met me in the front professionally as a few women come into the spa for massages. So, this is another another case of YMMV, but I had a great time even though I may never return. Total provided $$5.

Excuse my ignorance, but FC? Don't recall what that is or seeing it on the board.

**Hugh Japenis** · 06-17-20 13:18

Originally Posted by BigCoolie [View Original Post]

Off of a recommendation I traveled to FC to visit the spa. I did not know what to expect, so I chose a mixed option of services. There was only one masseuse (mid to late 40's), and I was not really attracted to her. Expecting nothing special, the massage seemed pretty legit and exceptional good, but the shower scrub seemed very professional at first. Sometime after the flip is when all of the excitement began. She gets on top and slides me slowly inside her and just sits there for a moment before we get into it. Afterwards, she cleaned me up and met me in the front professionally as a few women come into the spa for massages. So, this is another another case of YMMV, but I had a great time even though I may never return. Total provided $$5.

Did she require a cover, or did she just pop it in?

**BigCoolie** · 06-17-20 10:59

Off of a recommendation I traveled to FC to visit the spa. I did not know what to expect, so I chose a mixed option of services. There was only one masseuse (mid to late 40's), and I was not really attracted to her. Expecting nothing special, the massage seemed pretty legit and exceptional good, but the shower scrub seemed very professional at first. Sometime after the flip is when all of the excitement began. She gets on top and slides me slowly inside her and just sits there for a moment before we get into it. Afterwards, she cleaned me up and met me in the front professionally as a few women come into the spa for massages. So, this is another another case of YMMV, but I had a great time even though I may never return. Total provided $$5.

**Hugh Jardon** · 06-17-20 07:30

Originally Posted by FrankDigitola [View Original Post]

I've been working from home while this quarantine has been going on. Due to the nature of my job though, I am required to travel to various offices around the area and this was the case this past week. I found myself close to the Maple Avenue area of Vienna also. There was a Chinese spot that I went to a few months ago that was really good. I got a great massage and a nice tugger there. Unfortunately they weren't answering the phone yesterday. A quick check of RM and no other real in depth research shows me that another establishment is very close. That establishment is I Spa.

I walk through the front door of the place and I am welcomed by the clang of what sounds like $593 worth of wind chimes hanging from the door knob. In hindsight I now know that the sound of those chimes were my audible cue that I was being whisked away to another realm. That door was like the door to the wardrobe leading to Narnia, although this place wasn't near as magical. The front door opens to a staircase. I ascend and I'm greeted at the top by two things.

The first thing I'm greeted by is the potent smell of recently cooked Chinese food. The second is a woman in her mid to late 50's who looks like the comic book version of the Joker. This lady was thin, gangling, had messy, stringy hair that was half pinned up and had a big Joker smile. She tells me that I can only have a hhr and leads me to the room. I pray she is mama. The room looked like the set of every crime scene from every "a hooker was strangled to death in this room by her panties" movie ever made. Dank walls, carpet, the room is lit up by red lights, and there is a couch in the room that was probably a prop from CSI SVU. The couch is old and covered in an old grubby sheet with an even grosser throw pillow. The massage table however is clean and smells of detergent.

In returns The Joker. But not going to lie. The Joker gave me a pretty good massage. She's decently strong and has good technique. She's nowhere near as good as the elites in the area, but she's good. Speaking of butt, The Joker began to tease there and do the ball and taint dance. I am hot toweled and flipped. She tickle teases the front with emphasis on my bozack and despite the view being lackluster I'm ready to go. She proceeds to give me a really nice Hugh Jackman. I place a hand on her ass but then quickly remove it. If I wanted pancakes I'd be at Cracker Barrel.

Eventually I shoot ropes everywhere and then The Joker got weird. She brought paper towels over to the table after grabbing lube for the tugger. But after I popped, she has the big Joker smile, grabs the pop with her finger tips and says "wow you shot X times" and picked it up off of me and played with it with her fingers for a few seconds before cleanup. Now, if one of the angels from the Hall of Fame would've done that would I have been weirded out? Maybe not. I may have gotten even harder and asked for another hhr. But her doing it with that Joker smile and face, in that generic, Netflix crime scene reenactment setting, convinced me that the food I smelled as I walked in was the last monger that visited 8 MM Narnia and I needed to go before The Joker realizes that she'd like to know what burly mulatto tastes like covered in Kung Pao sauce. I got up to get dressed and she told me I could sit on the couch that looks like it's covered in HIV and COVID-19 to put my shoes and stuff on. Little does she know, you couldn't pay me to sit on that couch. Well maybe you could. But it'd have to be enough to cover my inevitable clinical fees and buy a new project car.

If this level of vice sounds like your cup of tea, "I Spa Vienna" is the Google search and I paid 4 house and 4 to The Joker. Stay safe brahs.

Frankie.

Frankie,

You write one hell of an entertaining report! Informative, too!

**Phillie** · 06-16-20 22:33

Originally Posted by VAmongerman [View Original Post]

Especially at AMPs, the gates of heaven may not open for everyone. Also, reviews sometimes may be enhanced for various reasons. It really is YMMV and the presence of a super review does not alter the YMMV rule.

This is so true. I've had people put me onto providers that they have smashed BB many times and were guaranteed good times. Then I give them a try and the girls act as if that has never been on the menu. It's a high risk low reward activity, so if you aren't vibing, you probably aren't going to get that. Back to the target at hand, I've seen Tori and had the experience that Bentaki had, but my list of misses is plenty long.

**Bunker Buster** · 06-16-20 17:59

It was in a Korean MP on Wisconsin Ave, above Georgetown. She was probably 45, with drawn-on eyebrows and a terrifying painted-on smile.

Now, was the Joker I met the same Joker you met? That's a trick question, of course.

Is the Jack Nicholson Joker the same as the Heath Ledger, Jared Leto, Joaquin Phoenix, or Cesar Romero Jokers?

South Park had the Mexican Joker; I met the Korean Joker, and you met the Chinese Joker, but the Joker, like Black Panther and Green Lantern, all have their own form of continuity which allow them to have different names and forms for the times and places in which they appear.

Originally Posted by FrankDigitola [View Original Post]

The first thing I'm greeted by is the potent smell of recently cooked Chinese food. The second is a woman in her mid to late 50's who looks like the comic book version of the Joker. This lady was thin, gangling, had messy, stringy hair that was half pinned up and had a big Joker smile.. I pray she is mama.

In returns The Joker. But not going to lie. The Joker gave me a pretty good massage. She's decently strong and has good technique. She's nowhere near as good as the elites in the area, but she's good. Speaking of butt, The Joker began to tease there and do the ball and taint dance. I place a hand on her ass but then quickly remove it. If I wanted pancakes I'd be at Cracker Barrel.

Eventually I shoot ropes everywhere and then The Joker got weird. She brought paper towels over to the table after grabbing lube for the tugger. But after I popped, she has the big Joker smile, grabs the pop with her finger tips and says "wow you shot X times" and picked it up off of me and played with it with her fingers for a few seconds before cleanup. But her doing it with that Joker smile and face, in that generic, Netflix crime scene reenactment setting, convinced me that the food I smelled as I walked in was the last monger that visited 8 MM Narnia and I needed to go before The Joker realizes that she'd like to know what burly mulatto tastes like covered in Kung Pao sauce.

**SunCap3** · 06-16-20 16:45

Originally Posted by Cuhio112 [View Original Post]

Has anyone been recently? Last time I was there, I had Amy. She's pretty and all, but wasn't a fan of the up sell for more services. Table Shower was just OK too. Any intel on recent excursions or new talent would be greatly appreciated!

Must be NYC thing. Women are too pushy and kills the atmosphere. I walked out after shower and asked for money back. That is how bad it was.

**VAmongerman** · 06-16-20 11:17

Originally Posted by GripNSip [View Original Post]

Well I went to CC and got Tori and sadly when my member went full mast I tried the same tactic as Ben and was vehemently denied access. Tori told me she just do HJ and that she never does that. Which I know is total bullshit but, then again the lesson here is just because Johnny six packs gets to pound poon and post about it doesn't mean she's going to open up the block to every backstreet boy who wants to party. Maybe she's got her reasons. Maybe I'm too big for her, maybe I'm not big enough? Our chemistry wasn't there and I have to accept. I took the loss and moved on. Brothers let me know if you have success but as a rule of thumb don't expect the holy grail of flips on your first visit, or second. As was my case. I won't return because I can get much better elsewhere. Tori is definitely 60's Pushkin 70's with an ok body for her age but a face that's droopier than droopy dog.

Especially at AMPs, the gates of heaven may not open for everyone. Also, reviews sometimes may be enhanced for various reasons. It really is YMMV and the presence of a super review does not alter the YMMV rule.

**Cuhio112** · 06-16-20 01:15

Has anyone been recently? Last time I was there, I had Amy. She's pretty and all, but wasn't a fan of the up sell for more services. Table Shower was just OK too. Any intel on recent excursions or new talent would be greatly appreciated!

**DougMap** · 06-15-20 23:53

Originally Posted by SixNineIsFine [View Original Post]

Prior to closure, has anyone been to Nikki's Massage Spa in Manassas? I'm curious if it's strictly therapeutic or if HE is on the Menu. Waiting for re-opening. TIA.

I have been there and to the one in LakeRidge. Its a YMMV place. So if they like you after a while and you get their trust you can get more like all these AMPs. It depends unless its a straight up HE or more place.

**TheOuroboros** · 06-15-20 20:45

Originally Posted by DarkRanger00 [View Original Post]

You're talking about CC Wellness in McLean, correct?

Well I went to CC and got Tori and sadly when my member went full mast I tried the same tactic as Ben and was vehemently denied access. Tori told me she just do HJ and that she never does that. Which I know is total bullshit but, then again the lesson here is just because Johnny six packs gets to pound poon and post about it doesn't mean she's going to open up the block to every backstreet boy who wants to party. Maybe she's got her reasons. Maybe I'm too big for her, maybe I'm not big enough? Our chemistry wasn't there and I have to accept. I took the loss and moved on. Brothers let me know if you have success but as a rule of thumb don't expect the holy grail of flips on your first visit, or second. As was my case. I won't return because I can get much better elsewhere. Tori is definitely 60's Pushkin 70's with an ok body for her age but a face that's droopier than droopy dog.

**SixNine IsFine** · 06-15-20 18:32

Prior to closure, has anyone been to Nikki's Massage Spa in Manassas? I'm curious if it's strictly therapeutic or if HE is on the Menu. Waiting for re-opening. TIA.

**Member #6469** · 06-15-20 10:24

Originally Posted by Bentaki [View Original Post]

Legit only at Angel afaik, but BBFS is the norm at CC. Ask for Tori, bit of a GILF but is a good, dirty, do-anything lady. 60 for half hour. Back in the room after a good TS, lay face up and she will pretty quickly just hop on and give you a camel slide. I changed angle a bit and slipped it in and said oops sorry I don't have a cover. She said oh well you bring next time and turned over to receive a good pounding and finally pulled out to COP. No discussion at all about donation or tip before or after. After cleanup I donated 140 that she pocketed without counting.

I see that Daisy in McLean is also open now.

You're talking about CC Wellness in McLean, correct?