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[Poloman1]

Clean incall, great rack, great girl, impeccable skills!

Thanks for you report! Was it BBFS- Bareback full service??

[Ampguider]

I don't deny it. My long time SO can squirt just by looking at her.

It's fun the first few times. Then it gets annoying, especially the clean-up.

Absolutely agree. I had a gf that would squirt just by licking her nipples. Was a turn on the first few times, then it just was a hassle cleaning up every time. I don't miss that.

[Frisky Frank]

I bought adult incontinence pads in bulk. They've got the plastic lining under the absorbent paper. They're big enough to hold an entire bladder full of piss and it doesn't soak through to the bed like towels do. Tried towels 1 time, got disgusted, found a better option. Very convenient to be able to throw the piss pad away after sex.

I don't deny it. My long time SO can squirt just by looking at her.

It's fun the first few times. Then it gets annoying, especially the clean-up.

[Frisky Frank]

Some people think cucumbers taste better pickled. If you like piss, you like piss. No judgement here. Plenty of us can refer you to some squirters.

This is getting rather silly. Last time I checked, I ejaculated through my urethra. Just saying. And women do the same thing. It just doesn't "squirt". It gushes. The bladder squirts. The female version of the prostate gland gushes. Hey, if you don't want to be "pissed on" just tell her. But I do recommend the gush. It's rather sweet / savory with notes of cream and custard, and a smooth finish. I'm getting thirsty. Later!

[Gesper013]

Anyone have any info on this one?

https://akron-canton.skipthegames.co...e/172369391405

[XmasBeagle]

This guy gets it. He's been peed on enough times to know.

I don't deny it. My long time SO can squirt just by looking at her.

It's fun the first few times. Then it gets annoying, especially the clean-up.

[MisterPink]

Xmasbeagle said it correct "It's pee. It smells like pee, it looks like pee, it stains mattresses like pee. It comes out of their urethra for Christ sakes. ". Same discussion on another long gone site years ago. We had 2 doctors chime in back then one a gynecologist and they said same thing. There was a local gal known for her squirting at that time. I was a regular, in fact I was one of the first to "vouch "her. I had already told her she peed on me that would be it. Funny she never squirted with me. Dart.

You say Golden. I say Geyser.

[DatyGuru1]

Xmasbeagle said it correct "It's pee. It smells like pee, it looks like pee, it stains mattresses like pee. It comes out of their urethra for Christ sakes. ". Same discussion on another long gone site years ago. We had 2 doctors chime in back then one a gynecologist and they said same thing. There was a local gal known for her squirting at that time. I was a regular, in fact I was one of the first to "vouch "her. I had already told her she peed on me that would be it. Funny she never squirted with me. Dart.

This is getting rather silly. Last time I checked, I ejaculated through my urethra. Just saying. And women do the same thing. It just doesn't "squirt". It gushes. The bladder squirts. The female version of the prostate gland gushes. Hey, if you don't want to be "pissed on" just tell her. But I do recommend the gush. It's rather sweet / savory with notes of cream and custard, and a smooth finish. I'm getting thirsty. Later!

[Akadart]

Xmasbeagle said it correct "It's pee. It smells like pee, it looks like pee, it stains mattresses like pee. It comes out of their urethra for Christ sakes. ". Same discussion on another long gone site years ago. We had 2 doctors chime in back then one a gynecologist and they said same thing. There was a local gal known for her squirting at that time. I was a regular, in fact I was one of the first to "vouch "her. I had already told her she peed on me that would be it. Funny she never squirted with me. Dart.

[Frisky Frank]

You understand what scanty means right? That ain't the part that's soaking you, the piss is.

I hope Admin is finding the humor in this slight diversion from our stated purpose here.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/21995650/

Conclusions: Female ejaculation and squirting / gushing are two different phenomena. The organs and the mechanisms that produce them are bona fide different. The real female ejaculation is the release of a very scanty, thick, and whitish fluid from the female prostate, while the squirting is the expulsion of a diluted fluid from the urinary bladder.

[DatyGuru1]

How about an actual scientific study.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25545022/

Conclusions: The present data based on ultrasonographic bladder monitoring and biochemical analyses indicate that squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity, although a marginal contribution of prostatic secretions to the emitted fluid often exists.

I hope Admin is finding the humor in this slight diversion from our stated purpose here.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/21995650/

Conclusions: Female ejaculation and squirting / gushing are two different phenomena. The organs and the mechanisms that produce them are bona fide different. The real female ejaculation is the release of a very scanty, thick, and whitish fluid from the female prostate, while the squirting is the expulsion of a diluted fluid from the urinary bladder.

[Frisky Frank]

How about an actual scientific study.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25545022/

Conclusions: The present data based on ultrasonographic bladder monitoring and biochemical analyses indicate that squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity, although a marginal contribution of prostatic secretions to the emitted fluid often exists.

Here's a little info for you:

https://www.healthline.com/health/he...le-ejaculation

[Frisky Frank]

This guy gets it. He's been peed on enough times to know.

LOL this argument is as old as time.

All the "medical sites" saying it isn't pee are just catering to people that don't want to admit to liking being peed on. Scared of dying? Let me sell you some Christianity. Scared of pee? Oh, it's Skene's Glands.

If you think women have some reservoir in their body (that isn't a bladder) just waiting to unleash cups and cups of liquid during sex, you're crazy.

It's pee. It smells like pee, it looks like pee, it stains mattresses like pee. It comes out of their urethra for Christ sakes.

[XmasBeagle]

Saw her quite a while ago in a no-tel she eas staying at in Danton. Never could figure out what the big deal was with you guys that think she's all that. I guess some of you like it when a girl gags while giving head. I don't. I thought she was going to puke all over my junk. Total turn off. Told her she could back off. Then I thought I was going to need to stop to buy some band aids on the way home. Finally got my nut and never looked backd. I try not to publicly bash a girl on here but I just don't get with her.

Guys, enjoy LB because she's really cheap for a completely open menu, and additionally, she's dead reliable. She treats this as her job and takes care of her men.

[DatyGuru1]

Thanks for posting the link so others have the chance to educate themselves. I wasn't sure how to explain it to Frank and others. Well done Bro.

Enough said.