Massage Parlor Reports

**Kardiac3323** · 06-04-20 13:42

Checked out this place on Tuesday. I was looking for a legit massage after 3 months of home office work, with a little extra always a bonus.

https://cincinnati.rubratings.com/155462

It is in a busy shopping mall (Harper's Landing) next to Kroger, and I knew it was likely legit walking in, and it was. Decorated much nicer than the average AMP, and the room itself was nicer. They are just getting started, I paid. 65 for an hour massage, and it was very good. Definitely worked out some of the knots that had been building up in my back. I tried my best to get more going, and there was a little OTC roaming, but no teasing at all. The MP was attractive, and spoke decent English through her mask. I tried to let the sheet "slip" a couple of times, and it was always quickly replaced. I could see some extras developing over time, but it would take some investment. Definitely worth it for the massage, though.

**LvTheLightsOn** · 06-03-20 11:18

Originally Posted by JackInnow [View Original Post]

I am coming up that way and was wondering if there was any good AMPs to get a handshake close to I71 in the Loveland area. I see some of you talking about Sakura but that might be a little out of the way.

Healthy Massage stated they will be opening back up this week hopefullly. I actually got a real person on the number last Friday.

Lv.

**JackInnow** · 06-03-20 00:51

I am coming up that way and was wondering if there was any good AMPs to get a handshake close to I71 in the Loveland area. I see some of you talking about Sakura but that might be a little out of the way.

**Whatever99** · 06-02-20 21:02

Originally Posted by Facs345 [View Original Post]

Is Wendy a new girl? I was just there two weeks ago and It was Lisa and Sunny. Can another Monger confirm if they replaced one of the girls with a new one?

It's possible I heard her wrong. Based on what I've been reading, I'd assume it was Lisa. I know they don't sound alike but her willingness clearly visible.

**Facs345** · 06-02-20 19:11

Originally Posted by JustGlassin [View Original Post]

Went by Goose yesterday and think I'm done w this place for good. Same frumpy old lady that was there before the shutdowns. Every time I've seen her she wears polyester slacks with a blouse and is constantly fighting back reflux with burps and stomach gargles. Very distracting. I go in and she immediately tries to sell me a mask for a dollar while she is coughing like crazy under her own mask. I told her I'll get my own from the car and left for Moon.

Moon had a masked? Pretty? Girl w nice body in her thirties?. Couldn't understand the name at all. Start w an s. Nice massage / tease ratio and she used techniques for each that I've never received at an AMP. Yoga pants and nirvana T roaming but not up top. Standard finish no idea if more.

That was my experience at Goose as well. Old frumpy lady, sold me a mask for $1, burps a lot. I'll never repeat this place, it used to be good 1 year ago but not anymore.

**Facs345** · 06-02-20 19:09

Originally Posted by Whatever99 [View Original Post]

That's my new name for Sakura after this weekend. 1. 2 garnered an hour plus a nice CBJ surprise. Her name was "Wendy" although she had to think about it for a moment or two. Massage was not bad (but far from the best) with quite a bit of teasing from the start. I believe there's larger menu available, and fortune, as always, favors the brave.

Whatever.

Is Wendy a new girl? I was just there two weeks ago and It was Lisa and Sunny. Can another Monger confirm if they replaced one of the girls with a new one?

**Bkbh1** · 06-02-20 18:23

Originally Posted by BillFanta [View Original Post]

Never thought I'd see the day when I would miss a DIY AMP!

No flip at all. Face down, butt covered, mask on.

**Bill Fanta** · 06-02-20 17:08

Originally Posted by Bkbh1 [View Original Post]

So I TOFTT this morning. Saw the guy sanitizing the door and windows when I arrived as first customer. He sat on couch while I was in massage room. Mandatory mask to receive service but they sold me one for $1. Middle 30's in yoga pants, t-shirt and a mask. Could be older but really never saw her face. Covered me with towel and stayed as far away from me as possible why still trying to give a massage. And I never touched her. Which honestly rarely happens. Kept my backside covered the entire time. No tease and to my surprise no flip. She ended with karate chops and said "Its over". Paid for 30 min got 30 min of distant massage so pretty light pressure. And to her surprise. No tip.

Never thought I'd see the day when I would miss a DIY AMP!

**Bkbh1** · 06-02-20 14:32

Originally Posted by BillFanta [View Original Post]

Saw it was open and decided to check it out. I was met by a young Asian guy wearing a mask. He did not appear to speak or even understand English. I told him I was just there to see who was working today. He did something to the phone he was holding and then showed me the screen on the phone. It said something to the effect that if you didn't have an appointment you may have to wait half an hour. (It may have said an hour.) I had no intention of getting a massage, just thought I'd pass along some information about the place. If anyone gives it a try, let us know how it went. By the way, on the back of the card he handed me, it showed that after 10 visits, the next one is free.

So I TOFTT this morning. Saw the guy sanitizing the door and windows when I arrived as first customer. He sat on couch while I was in massage room. Mandatory mask to receive service but they sold me one for $1. Middle 30's in yoga pants, t-shirt and a mask. Could be older but really never saw her face. Covered me with towel and stayed as far away from me as possible why still trying to give a massage. And I never touched her. Which honestly rarely happens. Kept my backside covered the entire time. No tease and to my surprise no flip. She ended with karate chops and said "Its over". Paid for 30 min got 30 min of distant massage so pretty light pressure. And to her surprise. No tip.

**Bill Fanta** · 06-02-20 13:09

Saw it was open and decided to check it out. I was met by a young Asian guy wearing a mask. He did not appear to speak or even understand English. I told him I was just there to see who was working today. He did something to the phone he was holding and then showed me the screen on the phone. It said something to the effect that if you didn't have an appointment you may have to wait half an hour. (It may have said an hour.) I had no intention of getting a massage, just thought I'd pass along some information about the place. If anyone gives it a try, let us know how it went. By the way, on the back of the card he handed me, it showed that after 10 visits, the next one is free.

**TheStang66** · 06-02-20 11:37

Originally Posted by LakersFan29 [View Original Post]

Thanks buddy on your Intel and pm about the location. I won't say a whole lot, but this place is everything everyone has been saying. That's why I had to check it out the other day. Sunny made me very happy. I'll definitely go back.

OK the extra's sound great but my shoulder been a mess the past few days hows the massage? Also where is it located.

**LakersFan29** · 06-02-20 10:47

Originally Posted by IlvblckGrls [View Original Post]

So I thought I was going to see a UTR girl I hadn't linked with in MONTHS. She offered me a very affordable rate! Texted at the agreed upon time, and nothing. She apologized later, saying her phone died. But I was in the zone. I couldn't get the idea out of my head. Decided to hit up Sakura.

I don't have lots of experience with AMPs, but this was my best! Great massage. On the flip, she went for the handshake pretty quickly. I finished strong, and she kept going! Cleaned me up, and then I still had some massage left! I never had the massage continue after the "ending. " It was nice. Really nice. I feel better now!

Thanks buddy on your Intel and pm about the location. I won't say a whole lot, but this place is everything everyone has been saying. That's why I had to check it out the other day. Sunny made me very happy. I'll definitely go back.

**Bkbh1** · 06-02-20 08:20

Anything close to downtown. UTR or AMP?

**JustGlassin** · 06-01-20 22:35

Went by Goose yesterday and think I'm done w this place for good. Same frumpy old lady that was there before the shutdowns. Every time I've seen her she wears polyester slacks with a blouse and is constantly fighting back reflux with burps and stomach gargles. Very distracting. I go in and she immediately tries to sell me a mask for a dollar while she is coughing like crazy under her own mask. I told her I'll get my own from the car and left for Moon.

Moon had a masked? Pretty? Girl w nice body in her thirties?. Couldn't understand the name at all. Start w an s. Nice massage / tease ratio and she used techniques for each that I've never received at an AMP. Yoga pants and nirvana T roaming but not up top. Standard finish no idea if more.

**LvTheLightsOn** · 06-01-20 16:11

Originally Posted by Kenal1 [View Original Post]

Has anyone visited this place recently? I haven't seen any reports. Are they open? What kind of action? Thanks.

I've called periodically since things started to open back up. I finally got an answer on Friday. The lady that answered stated they may be opening back up this week. We'll see if that is true or not. I'll be out of town for business so I won't be able to physically verify until next week. I did follow the crowd Friday afternoon and visit Sakura (which is WAY out of my way I might add). They were stacking 'them in the lobby like chordwood that day. I paid for an hour and only got half an hour before I was rushed out the door. As it's such a long drive and such a Sausagefest in the lobby, I doubt I'll go back. Not to mention the service time cut in half!

Lv.