Massage Parlor Reports

**Benz1** · 05-21-20 21:46

Originally Posted by LostRdr [View Original Post]

Great, professional massage. I've never had a bad visit. She has recently added the bit about the pickle tickle, but I have yet to ask for it. I go to her when I actually need my muscles worked on. She is really nice and operates out of her home. Be nice to her.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...e/260353234213

I concur, Simply Sweet is the real deal.

Great massage and good, not excellent HJ.

Might be excellent if she turned up the heat a little.

No roaming under or over her clothes.

The awesome massage makes up for the lack of erotic HJ.

If you want the HJ you have to ask for a release. That's her code for HJ.

I will repeat.

**GuitarGod19** · 05-21-20 21:00

Originally Posted by Moonglow913 [View Original Post]

I assume TGTBT. If anyone knows different please let us know.

She seemed legit when I texted her the other day. Was quoted 80 hhr 160 hr plus tip, no FS.

**Moonglow913** · 05-21-20 17:29

Originally Posted by MrLimpBiscuit [View Original Post]

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...h/380762114112

I assume TGTBT. If anyone knows different please let us know.

**Moonglow913** · 05-21-20 17:28

Originally Posted by LostRdr [View Original Post]

Great, professional massage. I've never had a bad visit. She has recently added the bit about the pickle tickle, but I have yet to ask for it. I go to her when I actually need my muscles worked on. She is really nice and operates out of her home. Be nice to her.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...e/260353234213

I assume she means HJ. Good professional massage with a nice HJ is always a nice thing. Anyone have any intel. Wish she would use something else than such a stupid term as "tickle the pickle".

**LostRdr** · 05-21-20 08:08

Great, professional massage. I've never had a bad visit. She has recently added the bit about the pickle tickle, but I have yet to ask for it. I go to her when I actually need my muscles worked on. She is really nice and operates out of her home. Be nice to her.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...e/260353234213

**MrLimpBiscuit** · 05-20-20 04:46

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...h/380762114112

**MrLimpBiscuit** · 05-19-20 17:17

Anyone familiar w her. Dark hair pretty.

**IrishGuy77** · 05-18-20 23:04

I've always contacted them days ahead if I had to cancel. Never last minute. Never had a problem with them wanting to see me again. Show them some respect, and they will show you some love. Stay safe. Irish.

**NoseJelly** · 05-18-20 19:09

Looks like we've come full circle with no shows and time wasters. Back in the day, a Monger was 5000 times more likely to get ganked by a Provider than vice versa. When a provider got ganked, the Monger and his phone number, etc went on the do not see list the Ladies had going. Not to long ago, the Asian MPs would pass this info around. Maybe they still do. Looks like the times have changed boys! Yet another reason why some of us prefer to Monger in other Countries.

NJ.

**Monger01** · 05-18-20 16:26

I hear the same. That and asking for pics. Its a serious problem on top of the noshows they deal with. I often state in opening text that I never noshow just to get that settled out front.

Originally Posted by Grmojo [View Original Post]

Many SPs have shown me texts / chat where most who contact them make a sport out of wasting their time. Anyone who posted a Facebook ad can relate.

**GrMojo** · 05-18-20 16:08

Originally Posted by Benz1 [View Original Post]

I texted Hayley asking what's up. This was her response.

I'm done taking any new clients now I can't do it anymore this summer maybe I'd like to know who that is so many people play games in my phone I am bad keep up with my phone my regulars come first.

That's a direct quote from Hayley. ( She sounds like a frustrated provider)

Many SPs have shown me texts / chat where most who contact them make a sport out of wasting their time. Anyone who posted a Facebook ad can relate.

**NoseJelly** · 05-17-20 23:19

Originally Posted by Benz1 [View Original Post]

I texted Hayley asking what's up. This was her response.

I'm done taking any new clients now I can't do it anymore this summer maybe I'd like to know who that is so many people play games in my phone I am bad keep up with my phone my regulars come first.

That's a direct quote from Hayley. ( She sounds like a frustrated provider)

That's all you need to know Gene2. The Porterhouse Steaks are for Regular Customers only. I'm not a Regular of hers either. Heck even during normal times, due to demand, she's all out of Porterhouse Steaks on a steady bases. I can get by with a Sizzler that out performs most other cuts and is often better priced. I'll only jump thru a limited amount of hoops. If you're new to the Mongering game, it takes time and money to get what you want, when you want it. You have put up with many poorly grilled steaks before you find a perfectly prepared one. Blackfire is correct. It's a waste of time to over think how and why some of the Ladies do things the way they do.

NJ.

**Gene2** · 05-17-20 22:21

Originally Posted by Benz1 [View Original Post]

I texted Hayley asking what's up. This was her response.

I'm done taking any new clients now I can't do it anymore this summer maybe I'd like to know who that is so many people play games in my phone I am bad keep up with my phone my regulars come first.

That's a direct quote from Hayley. ( She sounds like a frustrated provider)

I was afraid that was the real problem. Idiots with nothing better to do than text or call the high quality providers with endless questions. And then they complain. No wonder she's frustrated.

G2.

**Gene2** · 05-17-20 15:42

Originally Posted by Blackfire [View Original Post]

I think some of you guys think too much. These are escorts, you are buying sex or whatever it is you are renting the ladies time for. All this analysis seems way overblown for hooking up with a tute.

Then why would you be on this site?

**Gene2** · 05-17-20 15:37

Originally Posted by NoseJelly [View Original Post]

There's more than 1 Butcher that sells Porterhouse Steaks! If my go to Butcher continually advertises them, but is always out of them when I want them, I go to another Butcher and buy them. Maybe that new Butcher becomes my go to Butcher because all Butchers are in the game to make money.

Meanwhile, my Old Butcher probably doesn't even notice or care that I've moved on.

NJ.

Thank NJ.

I'm just saying that the old expectations are not reasonable right now. For most of us the analogy of the butcher shop includes this fact. There is no other good quality butcher shop available. The only options are 1) wait. 2) try the soybean burger as an alternative. Personally. I'll wait.

My guess is that you as a seasoned and savvy senior have plenty of other options. For those of us that don't. What should we do if we want a fit and attractive provider? There's plenty of overweight or out-of-shape providers with huge racks advertising every hour. Not my thing. And there are issues with them. I'll stay away from the vegan burgers and await the porterhouse.

The providers I mentioned on my earlier post don't have bad reviews where they up charge or don't look like the photos or have hygiene issues. The high quality providers are busy because they are high quality. It used to be that merited higher fees. Now it merits higher fees and restricted availability. I completely understand and respect their decisions. And I will wait.

G2.