Escort Reports

[RebelFett]

No judgment from me. I've had my share of being way too patient in pursuit of pussy and I've been burned as often as I've been rewarded. It's all part of the adventure.

I've seen some people on this board say don't pay ahead of time before. I've never heard of that before coming here. What are you doing instead? The rule for as long as I can remember is come over, use the bathroom, put the money on the sink, come out, she "freshens up" in the bathroom and collects and counts the money then we start. I've never done it any other way and I've never known an escort to do it any other way.

Does it work differently for the $100 types?

Thank you. Appreciate the heads up.

[MoneyT]

Out of the game for a while but dipping my toes back in the water. Good to remind myself of red flags, but the little head took over for too long before I got the hell out of there.

Do NOT go to the 4300 block of north Cicero avenue for an incall! She was relatively close in proximity so I sent her a text. She replied back with hh and hr options so I took the hh and got on the road. Walked in to a mid 30's, maybe closer to 40 year old woman who fit my type. Thin, petite, decent looking and a nice demeanor. Once we arrived at the top of the stairs, she opened the door and it was pitch black (1st red flag). We talked for a brief minute before she started her stories about drugs and she mentioned she was waiting for them to arrive. Just some weed so I wasnt too concerned and I've been in worse spots before. She asks for cash and my dumbass gave it to her in full. SURPRISE! The drugs she was waiting on were in the other room when the pimp / crack dealer came out and broke her off a fat rock.

Now I've dealt with crackheads before but its been so long I just went with the flow. Pimp / crack dealer was a big dude and seemed pleasant and I was there for love, not war. So we sat on a couch in the living room and had a cig as she stated her friends were leaving and then we could start. Pimp / CD runs out for smokes so I'm thinking let me blow my load while hes gone and gtfot. She wasnt having it, making small talk while I'm asking her to let me bang her and just go home. I've now been there for probably 25 minutes and she says she's sorry for the wait, her friends are leaving soon and she will give me more time. I'm like ok this can't get too much worse.

SURPRISE! So my dumbass lights another cig and out comes another rock star. She goes on to tell me hes on pcp. Great!! She tells me hes just going to shower and his ride will be here to pick him and the pimp / CD up and we can get to business. Now I'm starting to plot my escape. This is just too much but I'm an easy going guy so I'm just hanging and hoping I'm going to plow this chick and head home. Were up to an hour of me being there at this point.

This broad waits for pcp guy to get out of the shower and then she jumps in the shower right after he gets out. The water in the shower has been running 40 plus minutes, I eventually see her get out with a towel around her, hair wet so I'm thinking to myself we got to be close to starting. She asks if I'm doing ok and I politely state I'm just waiting on her. Now she disappears completely. Pcp guy is about 60 years old and this son of a ***** comes out wearing a goddamn dress and panties!!

Now I'm in deep. This is a cluster fuck. I'm starting to feel covid has got to be somewhere in this fucking crack house so I'm getting a bit more nervous. Now I don't want to just eat the cash, but my life is worth more than a few bucks and this freak show has gone on long enough. I put my jacket on and magically she appears again with the same story from an hour ago. They're leaving, ill give you more time etc. And disappears again. Pcp guy comes back with a dildo and a jar of vaseline and starts ramming his ass with the dildo. I'm frozen! Ice cold frozen! I got to get the fuck out of here! Who knows what pcp guy will do if I just bolt so I look at my phone while pcp guy fucks himself and I'm just shook. Finally, pcp guy has had enough of his dildo and heads toward the bathroom. I ran out of that motherfucker like I've never ran before!! Threw the McDonald's parking lot and down an alley so pcp guy or anyone else doesn't see where I'm headed.

I just got home. I'm safe and hopefully don't have covid but at this point I'm still scared as fuck. Absolute shitshow!

Now I know you guys are going to give me shit, I know I fucked up not leaving as soon as I walked into a pitch black room. I fucked up giving up the cash in full. And I fucked up staying way too long when I should have just cut my losses.

This is only my experience personally. Others may have a more pleasant time under different circumstances. I for one won't even be patronizing that McDonald's for fear I may have flashbacks.

Escort Lawrence and Cicero. Chicago, Illinois 872-888-7515 escortalligator.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/50025462/

But its my advice to just stay the fuck as far away from that place as you can!

First off, it's a good thing you made it out safely. Now with that being said, that is one wild ass story. A 60 year old crossdresser on pcp ramming his own ass with a dildo. WTF lmao. I honestly don't know if I would have even waited as long as you did. That must have been the craziest thing you have ever seen as it ranks up there as one of the wildest stories I have ever read.

[MoneyT]

This is my first post, but I saw you ask about her and had to reply. It was my worst experience of all time. Banged up Cicero hotel.

Finished round one. Pimp walks out of the bathroom and gets loud. I left even though I paid for two.

Maybe it's a better experience if you go in for a quick, but like I mentioned it's still a very sketchy location.

This is the 2nd time I have heard about a pimp hiding in the bathroom with this one. And I believe that was told sometime last year. Easy way to check. When you arrive, ask if you can freshen up in the bathroom. Any female in this business should be okay with this. If she says no, simply turn around and leave. Do not leave the money, just bolt out of there.

[Jinurso]

No judgment from me. I've had my share of being way too patient in pursuit of pussy and I've been burned as often as I've been rewarded. It's all part of the adventure.

I've seen some people on this board say don't pay ahead of time before. I've never heard of that before coming here. What are you doing instead? The rule for as long as I can remember is come over, use the bathroom, put the money on the sink, come out, she "freshens up" in the bathroom and collects and counts the money then we start. I've never done it any other way and I've never known an escort to do it any other way.

Does it work differently for the $100 types?

Now I know you guys are going to give me shit, I know I fucked up not leaving as soon as I walked into a pitch black room. I fucked up giving up the cash in full. And I fucked up staying way too long when I should have just cut my losses.

This is only my experience personally. Others may have a more pleasant time under different circumstances. I for one won't even be patronizing that McDonald's for fear I may have flashbacks.

Escort Lawrence and Cicero. Chicago, Illinois 872-888-7515 escortalligator.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/50025462/

But its my advice to just stay the fuck as far away from that place as you can!

[AnonR]

Has anybody met or dreamt of this girl? Might see her this upcoming week and any info would be helpful.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/49674301/

This is my first post, but I saw you ask about her and had to reply. It was my worst experience of all time. Banged up Cicero hotel.

Finished round one. Pimp walks out of the bathroom and gets loud. I left even though I paid for two.

Maybe it's a better experience if you go in for a quick, but like I mentioned it's still a very sketchy location.

[Sampso]

Out of the game for a while but dipping my toes back in the water. Good to remind myself of red flags, but the little head took over for too long before I got the hell out of there.

Do NOT go to the 4300 block of north Cicero avenue for an incall! She was relatively close in proximity so I sent her a text. She replied back with hh and hr options so I took the hh and got on the road. Walked in to a mid 30's, maybe closer to 40 year old woman who fit my type. Thin, petite, decent looking and a nice demeanor. Once we arrived at the top of the stairs, she opened the door and it was pitch black (1st red flag). We talked for a brief minute before she started her stories about drugs and she mentioned she was waiting for them to arrive. Just some weed so I wasnt too concerned and I've been in worse spots before. She asks for cash and my dumbass gave it to her in full. SURPRISE! The drugs she was waiting on were in the other room when the pimp / crack dealer came out and broke her off a fat rock.

Now I've dealt with crackheads before but its been so long I just went with the flow. Pimp / crack dealer was a big dude and seemed pleasant and I was there for love, not war. So we sat on a couch in the living room and had a cig as she stated her friends were leaving and then we could start. Pimp / CD runs out for smokes so I'm thinking let me blow my load while hes gone and gtfot. She wasnt having it, making small talk while I'm asking her to let me bang her and just go home. I've now been there for probably 25 minutes and she says she's sorry for the wait, her friends are leaving soon and she will give me more time. I'm like ok this can't get too much worse.

SURPRISE! So my dumbass lights another cig and out comes another rock star. She goes on to tell me hes on pcp. Great!! She tells me hes just going to shower and his ride will be here to pick him and the pimp / CD up and we can get to business. Now I'm starting to plot my escape. This is just too much but I'm an easy going guy so I'm just hanging and hoping I'm going to plow this chick and head home. Were up to an hour of me being there at this point.

This broad waits for pcp guy to get out of the shower and then she jumps in the shower right after he gets out. The water in the shower has been running 40 plus minutes, I eventually see her get out with a towel around her, hair wet so I'm thinking to myself we got to be close to starting. She asks if I'm doing ok and I politely state I'm just waiting on her. Now she disappears completely. Pcp guy is about 60 years old and this son of a ***** comes out wearing a goddamn dress and panties!!

Now I'm in deep. This is a cluster fuck. I'm starting to feel covid has got to be somewhere in this fucking crack house so I'm getting a bit more nervous. Now I don't want to just eat the cash, but my life is worth more than a few bucks and this freak show has gone on long enough. I put my jacket on and magically she appears again with the same story from an hour ago. They're leaving, ill give you more time etc. And disappears again. Pcp guy comes back with a dildo and a jar of vaseline and starts ramming his ass with the dildo. I'm frozen! Ice cold frozen! I got to get the fuck out of here! Who knows what pcp guy will do if I just bolt so I look at my phone while pcp guy fucks himself and I'm just shook. Finally, pcp guy has had enough of his dildo and heads toward the bathroom. I ran out of that motherfucker like I've never ran before!! Threw the McDonald's parking lot and down an alley so pcp guy or anyone else doesn't see where I'm headed.

I just got home. I'm safe and hopefully don't have covid but at this point I'm still scared as fuck. Absolute shitshow!

Now I know you guys are going to give me shit, I know I fucked up not leaving as soon as I walked into a pitch black room. I fucked up giving up the cash in full. And I fucked up staying way too long when I should have just cut my losses.

This is only my experience personally. Others may have a more pleasant time under different circumstances. I for one won't even be patronizing that McDonald's for fear I may have flashbacks.

Escort Lawrence and Cicero. Chicago, Illinois 872-888-7515 escortalligator.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/50025462/

But its my advice to just stay the fuck as far away from that place as you can!

[Wild Rider 80]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/50024880/

This one is real. BBBJCIM $. Easy to contact. Easy to see.

[Farnwburbsguy]

Feel free to PM me if you prefer. Thanks in advance.

Everything went to plan and we met up last night. She happened to have a hotel in a northern suburb which worked out great for me, but also can host at her place in the city on occasion. Her photos are spot on, she's really pleasant to talk to, doesn't rush, and is really fun in the bedroom. I had a really good time and plan on repeat visits. Definitely on my recommend list.

[InTheLoop68]

I've got an appointment set this evening with Carmella Star https://tryst.link/escort/carmella-star Just wondering if anyone has any first hand experience with her? The usual google hasn't really turned anything up, and I usually like to know a little something as opposed to heading in totally blind. Seems promising so far though really responsive and pleasant to text with. Either way I'll post an update of her assuming she doesn't flake.

Feel free to PM me if you prefer. Thanks in advance.

[Pipesargent]

This one has me chopping at the bits it's been several years since I've been involved with our hobby. I have seen no reviews on this girl. Was wondering if anyone has seen her. Feel free to pm me if you want I will report after I see her.

https://tryst.link/escort/laura-80

Did you ever go see Laura? If so you can PM me your results.

Thanks.

[AImldm]

What did you pay? She is asking for 1 k on Twitter when I messaged her

Don't remember. Maybe. 3. I got a massage.

[Ron M]

Hello.

Any experience or feedback on this profile from Rubratings? Thank you in advance.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/156925

I'll bet the girl in this ad won't be the one you meet in person.

[RedHead169]

STORM. Has anyone partook? It's so dry out there and I need some rain.

https://escortbabylon.net/image_list/2242235971

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...903/3127752455 TGTBT?

She's been talked about in this thread. You can search for her name and get a good chunk of results.

[SeanKonnery]

STORM. Has anyone partook? It's so dry out there and I need some rain.

https://escortbabylon.net/image_list/2242235971

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...903/3127752455 TGTBT?

[MwmChicago]

Hello.

Any experience or feedback on this profile from Rubratings? Thank you in advance.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/156925

Damn that girl is hot! Did you get any feedback?