Rants, Raves, and Opinions

**HanginBalls** · 04-29-20 22:37

Originally Posted by BigMilwaukee [View Original Post]

WTF! I thought I had hit rock bottom getting sucked off by a knife wielding trannie, but it appears I have a ways to go before I hit the theoretical lower limits.

We all have done some weird shit, but you, my friend, have set the bar.

You get sucked off by some nasty ass tranny that I would never do! I accidentally swallow some old man's jizz (who BTW happens 2 b a man of distinction). I in turn will fuck the hell out of my lovely Korean MILF and you're stuck having to get blown by AA trannies!

You tell me who's got the better options?

LMFAO!

**BigMilwaukee** · 04-29-20 21:35

WTF! I thought I had hit rock bottom getting sucked off by a knife wielding trannie, but it appears I have a ways to go before I hit the theoretical lower limits.

We all have done some weird shit, but you, my friend, have set the bar.

Originally Posted by HanginBalls [View Original Post]

Luckily I started seeing my 50 yr old mt at her condo in Feb. Twas cheaper and we cud b as loud as we want! We've been dating about 6 weeks w / o paying except 4 dates. A few says ago I nock on her door and waited few minutes. She answers the door disheveled and a partially open robe with her nipples fully hard. Now I know the only time her nips get that hard is when she's having sex. She says I caught her masturbating. I know she packed her vibby away once we started dating. Backed away as I leaned in 4 a kiss. Breath smelled like sperm. She limped away to the bedroom. I said, " Wait! You fucked the yardstick" She turned to me and said, "Ruler"! I'm sure you guys can figure it out. I grabbed an ice pack and held it on her vagina as she laid on bed. "Honey, you know most men wud be pissed off and run from me. I fuck some guy and you nurse me back to health. I. I. I. am very fond of you"! I let out a sigh of relief because I thawt she was going to say the "L" word! "Baby, I need a favor from you". She removed the ice pack to reveal her exposed clit standing proudly from her hood! "I need you to lick me down there so I can relax". Her extended nipples confirmed her frenzied state. Fifteen minutes later she splurts in my mouth. She tastes different though. I come to realize I just swallowed the old man's cum. I spit it out on her bed and yelled, " Shit! You let the old man fuck you raw" She told me we used up the last large condom and since he's 74 and his only client she figured it'd be OK! She ddnt expect him to cum inside her, but also wondered why he shot such a small load in her mouth. She noticed I was hard, but was too paralyzed to help. She asked me if I wanted to cum on her face or tits? I told her you choose? Within minutes I filled her awaiting mouth!

The point of all this is the AMPs are opening. You just have 2 b diligent in investigating.

**Jc2490** · 04-29-20 18:54

Originally Posted by Kjh28 [View Original Post]

Looks like she stepped out of retirement for you.

http://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/fe...k/986401784017

Thanks for the update. I've been trying to contact her for a while. I now see that she has a new number.

**Pelotero1924** · 04-29-20 13:48

Originally Posted by Kjh28 [View Original Post]

Looks like she stepped out of retirement for you.

http://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/fe...k/986401784017

I was hoping to see the gal I once met. I am astonished at what I saw. I got in touch with her. Agreed on business. I got to her place near 60 and Hampton. She came to the door. I was about to cry. Her mouth looked bloody. I do not know if she still has front teeth. Her speech slurred. She looked higher than a kite. Smelled bad as bad as the house she was in. I told her I needed to get something from my car. I gave her my lunch and left.

**Ps1999** · 04-29-20 12:18

Originally Posted by ThisDude1 [View Original Post]

Looked her up on pornhub it said no results.

Well that's a shocker something he reported is inaccurite.

**HanginBalls** · 04-28-20 23:54

Originally Posted by GioX68 [View Original Post]

Tell us a story of your freakiest experience, gross, fun or odd.

I was seeing a 70 yr old mamosan at an AMP. The younger ones were busy. Eventually one came in and typical AMP play. High roller came in and mamason grabbed her out of the room. I noticed mamason do a double take on my schlong as she hurried the younger mt otd. Mamason came back and told 5 minutes she'll be back. I grabbed her wrist and told her I want her! She said, " Weally?? You want me" Five minutes later mamosan comes back and works my muscles. On the flip she looks tentative. She teases down my torso and asks, "You like"? My cock flinches. She appreciatively smiles, lubes my rod and starts kissing / licking my nipples while jacking me off. I reach underneath her robe to fondle her tits. She backs off and says," No"! I tell her 50 and she nervously disrobes to her panties.

**Kjh28** · 04-28-20 21:54

Originally Posted by Pelotero1924 [View Original Post]

I guess they retired. Affordable, dependable and always fun. Ms Jada bounced hotels and side to side. I saw her once with Shelby2016. Sweepy used to stay in WA. Amazing sessions and Angel used to be near Loomis and Howard, young and pudgy girl. Those were the days.

Nowadays, all is left is Kendall Snow and she is playing hard to get unless she is on tour and Marie whenever she is not in a hi-town.

Looks like she stepped out of retirement for you.

http://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/fe...k/986401784017

**Pelotero1924** · 04-28-20 21:14

Originally Posted by Outfishing [View Original Post]

Yes, I agree. All the good ones are gone. I think the good ones are afraid of the virus. Some are doing virtual appointments. That's not for me. The good ones could try social distancing appointments. Mutual masturbation at reduced rates. Stay safe and healthy out there.

I guess they retired. Affordable, dependable and always fun. Ms Jada bounced hotels and side to side. I saw her once with Shelby2016. Sweepy used to stay in WA. Amazing sessions and Angel used to be near Loomis and Howard, young and pudgy girl. Those were the days.

Nowadays, all is left is Kendall Snow and she is playing hard to get unless she is on tour and Marie whenever she is not in a hi-town.

**Mke Player** · 04-28-20 11:14

Originally Posted by Outfishing [View Original Post]

That's not for me. The good ones could try social distancing appointments. Mutual masturbation at reduced rates. Stay safe and healthy out there.

I'm not an expert in infectious diseases by any means. But this doesn't make sense to me. If one person has the disease (presumably asymptomatic or you wouldn't meet at all) the only way you'd be somewhat safe is to adopt the same kind of safety measures you'd see in an isolation ward in a hospital. And in a hospital the safety measures are asymmetrical because you know who has the disease and who doesn't. If you don't know, you'd both have to be gowned up with mask and gloves, or better yet biohazard suits. Mutual masturbation might reduce the risk slightly, but I would think more like 95% to 90% or something not really significant.

You either decide to take a risk or you don't. I think social distancing works, if it does at all, in situations where the interaction is pretty casual and brief anyway.

**Outfishing** · 04-28-20 10:46

Originally Posted by HornyBald341 [View Original Post]

Missing TORI, SHEBLY, LIT BIT. Priced right would do anything. To many pretenders out there now. Just an old timer dreaming of better days.

Yes, I agree. All the good ones are gone. I think the good ones are afraid of the virus. Some are doing virtual appointments. That's not for me. The good ones could try social distancing appointments. Mutual masturbation at reduced rates. Stay safe and healthy out there.

**Othello15** · 04-27-20 17:09

Originally Posted by JimmyChitWood [View Original Post]

Is that the apartment building where the guy killed the hooker, chopped her up and then threw her in the dumpster?

There s a blast from the past. Christ, 20 years ago?

**CumHere** · 04-26-20 16:18

Originally Posted by LongShot396 [View Original Post]

Would like info on karen as what she looks like and how to contact her you say her phone is broke so just ring her door bell so what room is she in so info would be nice as to what she looks like breast size to thanks longshot 396.

Unless you have a great grandmother fetish and / or desperate; I'd stick to your left-hand GF. IMO.

**WizardOfAahs** · 04-26-20 09:56

Originally Posted by LongShot396 [View Original Post]

Would like info on karen as what she looks like and how to contact her you say her phone is broke so just ring her door bell so what room is she in so info would be nice as to what she looks like breast size to thanks longshot 396.

I would recommend that you PM for that information; as posting that would most likely violate the Posting Guidelines.

- Please do not post any member's Personally Identifying Information, as follows:

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-- Street Address.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/cust...eid=ForumRules#postingguidelines.

**Pelotero1924** · 04-26-20 08:29

Originally Posted by LongShot396 [View Original Post]

Would like info on karen as what she looks like and how to contact her you say her phone is broke so just ring her door bell so what room is she in so info would be nice as to what she looks like breast size to thanks longshot 396.

Awhile back someone from the board shared a picture of her with me. She looks very frail with tons of wrinkles and unkept gray hair.

**LongShot 396** · 04-25-20 18:49

Originally Posted by JimmyChitWood [View Original Post]

Is that the apartment building where the guy killed the hooker, chopped her up and then threw her in the dumpster?

Would like info on karen as what she looks like and how to contact her you say her phone is broke so just ring her door bell so what room is she in so info would be nice as to what she looks like breast size to thanks longshot 396.