Tips, Tricks, Arguing, and Bullshit

**Humpty Dumpty** · 07-07-20 21:28

A Texas Doubleheader is when you first take a normal shit, then 20 to 30 minutes later have explosive liquid diarrhea.

So I went to El Vaquero for lunch and gorged myself on Mexican food. After the meal, I went to their bathroom and took a normal, unremarkable shit. Then I went over to Kroger to do some grocery shopping. A couple blocks from the parking lot, my guts bubbled. I would need to find a bathroom, fast. The Kroger bathroom is at the back of the store and would take too much time to get there. Its not very clean anyway. I began to panic. I tried to find a parking space quickly and by doing so almost collided with another vehicle. I gritted my teeth nervously. Instead I would hit the bathroom at Jason's Deli which was closer and probably cleaner.

I approached the front door. Due to the COVID19 hoax, the entrance door was exit only. I went to the other door, opened it and briskly walked to the bathroom. About 15 feet from the bathroom, it started. I clenched my buttocks to keep the shit in but it was no use. It came and kept coming.

I sat down on the toilet and let out the rest of the shit. But the damage was done. A large quantity was already in my underwear and had seeped into my jeans. The toilet paper dispenser had the paper thin kind and would only give you a few sheets at a time before breaking off. It was pointless to clean myself or the toilet up. It looked as if someone had poured a bowl of butterscotch pudding on the toilet. I pulled up my pants. The liquid ran down my legs and began to collect in my socks. I washed my hands, and walked briskly out of the bathroom and out the front door of the restaurant, trying not to make eye contact with employees or customers. I left a drippy copper colored trail of shame behind me. I feel sorry for the minimum wage jackoff who will have to clean the mess up.

Luckily there is a self service car wash next to Jason's deli. I discarded my jeans and socks in the car wash bay and hosed the mess off using the low pressure rinse. I had eaten almonds the night before and there were little almond chunks all over my thighs and even my balls. I set a gym towel on the drivers seat of my car and drove off. I then used upholstery cleaner and Febreeze on the seat once I got back to my house. I took one hell of a shower.

**Mantenomo** · 07-04-20 15:09

Originally Posted by Boosted1 [View Original Post]

I have been quoted 80 before, never paid it. But 130? Who asked for that? Ill call her up and mess with her some.

Shirt looks spot on. Now you need the easy access shorts or sweatpants to complete the ourfit.

**Boosted1** · 07-04-20 09:57

I have been quoted 80 before, never paid it. But 130? Who asked for that? Ill call her up and mess with her some.

Originally Posted by MrBlue314 [View Original Post]

Blue has been reaching out trying to find some new tallent. Unfortuantually, I have not had any success!

I've been quoted like 130 to 80.00 for a car blow - car play. Come on guys! Hell you could have 4 to 6 of Humptie's honneyies for this price and still have a little gas money.

I was traveling for work, last week, I stopped to get gas and a soda. Got turned around and got into a residential area.

Noticed a rather large yard sale. Though what the hell and stopped. Found the perfect shirt embroidered with the GPS logo.

Though you guys would get a kick out of the shirt. Blue is obviously camera shy for obvious reasons! I took a photo after I took the shirt to the cleaners.

Feel free to use the photo when reviewing a girl who suffers from the GPS syndrome.

Hell maybe some white knights would love to borrow the shirt and have there favorit girl(s) model the shirt in thire respective add.

Come on guys; 130.00 for a car blow and or car play is the definition of GPS syndrome.

Have a great holliday weekend and please do not fuckup the pussy index by over paying! Maybe I will ware the shirt tonight when i motor in the 4th of July Sulley 500 tonight. Humptie never over pays but can not borrow the shirt. I'm afraid what he may wipe on the shirt before I get it back. Sorry Humpty, kind of a cheap shot on my part. I apologize in advance!

Regards,

Blue

**Mr Blue 314** · 07-04-20 09:31

Blue has been reaching out trying to find some new tallent. Unfortuantually, I have not had any success!

I've been quoted like 130 to 80.00 for a car blow - car play. Come on guys! Hell you could have 4 to 6 of Humptie's honneyies for this price and still have a little gas money.

I was traveling for work, last week, I stopped to get gas and a soda. I got turned around and was in a residential area. Notice a large
yard sale. Though what the hell and stopped. Found the perfect shirt embroidered with the GPS logo.

Though you guys would get a kick out of the shirt. Blue is obviously camera shy for obvious reasons! I took a photo after I took the shirt to the cleaners.

Feel free to use the photo when reviewing a girl who suffers from the GPS syndrome.
Hell maybe some white knights would love to borrow the shirt and have there favorit girl(s) model the shirt in thire respective add.

Come on guys; 130.00 for a car blow and or car play is the definition of GPS syndrome.
Have a great holliday weekend and please do not fuckup the pussy index by over paying!

Maybe I will ware the shirt tonight when i motor in the 4th of July Sulley 500 tonight. Humptie never over pays but can not borrow the shirt. I'm afraid what he may wipe on the shirt before I get it back. Sorry Humpty, kind of a cheap shot on my part. I apologize in advance!

Regards,

Blue

**Rocky Rhodes** · 06-06-20 08:26

Originally Posted by BillSteak [View Original Post]

Do any of you guys have a recommendation for a ho phone other than using a burner? Prefer not to call on my normal cell phone or work line. Maybe WhatsApp or some other app based phone number? Thanks in advance!

Talkatone is good, free and ad-free.

**Member #6308** · 06-05-20 18:51

Originally Posted by BillSteak [View Original Post]

Do any of you guys have a recommendation for a ho phone other than using a burner? Prefer not to call on my normal cell phone or work line. Maybe WhatsApp or some other app based phone number? Thanks in advance!

I use Text Now. Pay for the upgrade- no ads and unlimited calls.

**BillSteak** · 06-05-20 15:08

Thank you gentlemen!

Originally Posted by CBus1234 [View Original Post]

I use Textnow. The only issue is you can't see the contact name unless you sync them with your phone contacts. You used to be able to change the number on their website to a name and it would show up on your phone. While it still can be changed online, it no longer shows up on your phone.

**CBus1234** · 06-04-20 19:33

Originally Posted by BillSteak [View Original Post]

Do any of you guys have a recommendation for a ho phone other than using a burner? Prefer not to call on my normal cell phone or work line. Maybe WhatsApp or some other app based phone number? Thanks in advance!

I use Textnow. The only issue is you can't see the contact name unless you sync them with your phone contacts. You used to be able to change the number on their website to a name and it would show up on your phone. While it still can be changed online, it no longer shows up on your phone.

**SevenInche** · 06-04-20 17:27

Originally Posted by Number614 [View Original Post]

Google voice is what I use. Text Now is popular too.

I use the Textfree app. Allows calls as well.

**Number614** · 06-04-20 13:57

Originally Posted by BillSteak [View Original Post]

Do any of you guys have a recommendation for a ho phone other than using a burner? Prefer not to call on my normal cell phone or work line. Maybe WhatsApp or some other app based phone number? Thanks in advance!

Google voice is what I use. Text Now is popular too.

**BillSteak** · 06-04-20 13:29

Do any of you guys have a recommendation for a ho phone other than using a burner? Prefer not to call on my normal cell phone or work line. Maybe WhatsApp or some other app based phone number? Thanks in advance!

**MrBigMover2** · 04-19-20 21:09

Originally Posted by Boosted1 [View Original Post]

Why do girls use their FB screen shots for adds when they show their names or worse their friends (fellow mongers?) names. Some guys might not care,.

https://escortfish.ch/ad/view/qualit...inted/28077323

Probably not paying attention, maybe don't care maybe "common sense challenged".

Whatever it's not a safe thing to do. 5 seconds to crop it pit.

**Boosted1** · 04-19-20 16:08

Why do girls use their FB screen shots for adds when they show their names or worse their friends (fellow mongers?) names. Some guys might not care,.

https://escortfish.ch/ad/view/qualit...inted/28077323

**Prinohb** · 02-07-20 22:26

Had something unusual happen yesterday. I received 2 calls on an older phone that I rarely use. I didn't answer but looked it up. It was the non-emergency number for a local PD. The voice mail left for both calls only included a beep. I used this phone about a week ago to contact a provider on listcrawler but never received a response. The ad was for karina with a 216 AC. The ad has two comments stating they received no responese either. Could have been a spoof but I don't know. Needless to say, I won't be using that phone / number again. Be safe out there.

**GadgetIT** · 02-02-20 08:16

Originally Posted by Boosted1 [View Original Post]

I don't get these girs sometimes. Thisprovider had screen shots from her FB page posted with one showing the name of a friend or monger.
https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/ohio/columbus/43283105/

This one has her own FB info in it.

https://escortfish.ch/ad/view/last-n...l-day/26742405

Also, wasn't there a period when backpage required fb link to posts or some shit like that? Most realized they could put link, but some used real pages, LOL. Most girls I see have placed so many, they have trouble remembering what's on their page anymore.

If people only knew how deep fb searches to link you and your data, they would get a pc / chromebook for fb only!

-G.