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04-09-20 05:22 #12011
Posts: 113Originally Posted by MidwestDude [View Original Post]
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04-09-20 04:29 #12010
Posts: 649I've blessed alleys with my holy water but never dropped mud. You are correct though, there are not many public restroom options in the hunting areas. When you got to go, you got to go. It's upsetting to me to see the amount of trash on the streets in these areas. I often see the indigenous natives throwing away junk on the ground in plain sight without a care in the world. The deserve to wake up to human shit on the porches or wherever they call home.
Originally Posted by HumptyDumpty [View Original Post]
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04-09-20 00:55 #12009
Posts: 1622Wednesday night
It was Wednesday night. 1130 PM. It was rainy. I was sitting in my house drinking heavily and watching "The Stand" by Stephen King which is about a pandemic, not an overhyped flu like we're dealing with now. I decided that somewhere out there, a streetwalker needed my cream inside her. I drunkenly stumbled into my car. I don't like these stupid stay at home laws, or laws against drunk driving. Driving drunk is fun! First was Hudson. I saw a decent looking BSW just east of Uncle Max's ghetto ass gas station. I passed. Then Parsons. One ugly WSW was out. Then Sully. I peed in an empty water bottle, sealed the cap, and tossed it out the window into an alley. I feel sorry for the poor guy who will finally dispose of it. Does anyone else like to pee in plastic bottles, seal the cap and throw them out the window? Its obvious that what is in the bottle isn't water. One thing is for sure, I am not going to get out of my car and piss on the street in the middle of a downpour. The only thing I want to get wet is my dick.
So at Sully and Richardson, I saw Celeste M, aka Cece. Is this a fake name? She is 22. She looks kinda like Molly Ringwald, who happens to be in "The Stand". She is coherent, claims she is off drugs and is just walking to streets to support her young kid. Okay. We went to a secret place. Her BBBJ was a bit underwhelming. So we moved on to BBFS. She asked if I had a condom. I said no. She told me to pull out. But I did spray some cream in her. Cost was the usual, 30 bucks. She says some of you guys have been overpaying and giving her 40 just for BBBJ. You wouldn't overpay for car insurance, why would you overpay this girl? I would repeat, but she would not be my first choice. I couldn't find her Zuck profile with the name she provided otherwise I would have posted her pic. If you have a pic please post it. She said her phone got stolen at the trap house.
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04-08-20 19:45 #12008
Posts: 1020Originally Posted by JustVisiting82 [View Original Post]
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04-08-20 17:39 #12007
Posts: 1622Alyssa B sighting
Originally Posted by JustVisiting82 [View Original Post]
It isn't me who knocked up Alyssa B. I saw her earlier today while I was picking up an item on Craigslist. She was at Town and Dakota. She was indeed obviously pregnant. I creampied her in 2012 or 2013 back when she looked good. And no, I did not pay an absurd amount of money. 30 bucks was good enough. Nowadays, I am not sure she would even be worth a freebie.
One other thing. I was thankfully well prepared for the toilet paper shortage. I have plenty!
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04-08-20 14:17 #12006
Posts: 774MwJrp vs HD
Originally Posted by Jd2011 [View Original Post]
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04-08-20 12:59 #12005
Posts: 1178Originally Posted by Jd2011 [View Original Post]
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04-08-20 12:31 #12004
Posts: 92Bottoms Alyssa
I've been seeing more and more of Alyssa recently. I used to love her looks, years ago, but her attitude and lack of enthusiasm ruined the one encounter I had with her back then. She got the job done, but she clearly could have cared less about the service and was just there for her next fix. Lately, she has been wearing a lot of sweatshirts and hoodies when she's out walking, but you can clearly see that she's either been eating very well lately or that she's pregnant. I'm guessing the latter. Has anyone sampled her recently? Has her attitude or performance changed any? She's nowhere near as tempting as she once was, but I love the thought of pounding her good and hard, for old times sake.
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04-08-20 12:24 #12003
Posts: 649WM vs HD
While MJ's reports are many and informative, he lacks comedy and entertainment. Many times his reports seem generic and very cookie-cutter-ish. Although MW has pics, or used to have pics, I don't ever recall any action shots; or even face shots (Not totally sure on this; please let me know if I'm wrong). I only remember the signature headless, legs spread in black stockings shots.
HD's reports on the other hand are infused with both information and entertainment. Action pics would only further cement him as one of the GOATs. Call me sick, but I also like the way he throws his excrement around at will. Hopefully it is true, as these hunting grounds we all know are very deserving of it. It adds an element of color to the stories. Perhaps he can upload a pic of a steaming pile with a couple of gym socks next to it? CLASSIC SHIT.
Please note that I am not degrading MW at all. His reports have always been much appreciated. But, in my humble opinion, I have to give the overall nod to HD.
Originally Posted by BigFriknNutz [View Original Post]
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04-08-20 12:23 #12002
Posts: 92Originally Posted by HumptyDumpty [View Original Post]
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04-08-20 00:15 #12001
Posts: 583Blast from the past
Black stockings, that's been a while. MwJrp is still around, different town. I do miss his pics. And I didn't mind tagging one of his girls.
Originally Posted by BigFriknNutz [View Original Post]
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04-07-20 16:07 #12000
Posts: 67Originally Posted by Jd2011 [View Original Post]
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04-07-20 15:57 #11999
Posts: 774Let me Re-Phrase.
Originally Posted by Jd2011 [View Original Post]
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04-07-20 15:25 #11998
Posts: 649I agree bro with one small edit. HD is already a legend. If he started posting with action pics he would be a god in human form.
Originally Posted by BigFriknNutz [View Original Post]
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04-07-20 02:37 #11997
Posts: 36Adrianna = Alexandria Paige?
Got sucked by Heather Periman / Payton Friday 5 PM. Thought she was a gem initially. Bright red hair, dark lipstick, with her ass hanging out her short-shorts. Found a spot. Asked to see her tits. Of course she had substantial baby damage. Always something off with these Northside hoes. She is pleasant & can deepthroat as good as any *****. $20 for BBBJCIMWS. She didn't have a # told me to hit her up on Facebook. While searching her friends list, noticed Alexandria Paige. Looks alot like the ***** Adrianna that got me for money.
Dropping off Heather, seen Tranessa are. She was looking worn down as ever.
I have a catalogue of Hudson / Cleveland Ave hoes. Northside is low-key, not wise not to put too much info on here. I'm a drunk anyway.