Massage Parlor Reports

**Mm196** · 03-13-20 12:29

Originally Posted by ThizzleHats [View Original Post]

I'm okay with paying a bit more knowing that the girls won't be drained by losers and the rooms won't have the stink of whatever else they're probably cheapening out on, such as their hygiene.

I'm with you guys. I'm happy to pay a little extra if the service is good or they go out of their way. I guess life has been good to me that I can throw these women an extra 20. Happened recently and my follow up visit was unbelievable. Frankly, I couldn't care less if that prices someone out. Especially when they seem to view these women as animals. I feel fucking sorry for you. And while I'm at it I call bullshit that someone is finding a 60 dollar naked BJ from a young attractive woman. Especially haggling them down from 100. All I've seen up to this point is a lot of whining, bragging and no contributions. As they say, put up or shut up.

**ThizzleHats** · 03-13-20 11:03

Originally Posted by ChipJohnson001 [View Original Post]

I would take it one step further. Let's price these cheap fucks out of the market.

I'm okay with paying a bit more knowing that the girls won't be drained by losers and the rooms won't have the stink of whatever else they're probably cheapening out on, such as their hygiene.

**ChipJohnson001** · 03-13-20 10:22

Originally Posted by Johnson686 [View Original Post]

Completely agree with this. Too many guys on this board trying to shame other mongers because they think they tip too high. You get what you pay for in life. Let the rest of us tip what we think is fair. It's not a necessity to get a massage. If you can't afford it, maybe it's time to just stay home and jerk off.

I would take it one step further. Let's price these cheap fucks out of the market. I have to imagine that the guy who expects a nude BJ for 60 bucks are the ones the girls like least. Their hygiene and treatment of the providers is probably just as bad as the tips they leave. If as a community we fairly compensate the good and hot providers that will bring in better talent and better services at a marginally higher price. We can leave the cheap guys the 5 Knapps of the industry where they can still get cut rate services from dirty grannies.

**Johnson686** · 03-13-20 09:43

Originally Posted by DownWind [View Original Post]

Tipping. You are asking these hardworking girls to be enthusiastic as soon as they see your old beatup face. You want them to laugh at your jokes, give you an exhausting massage, and all kinds of extras your wife won't do no matter how much you beg. You expect to paw on thier tits and act like you are turning them on. Try wrapping your mouth around the cardboard of an empty roll of toilet paper for a reference. Think about wrapping your lips around a piss smelling cock of a foul smelling old man and then, think about what a tip should be as you begrudge them. Come on guy, with all due respect, they are giving you what you want and your parting with something that gives them a meager existence. The more you tip the better the treatment the guy after you receives, and you as well the next visit. Just put yourselves in thier shoes and feel grateful you have options. We all need these ladies in our lives, wouldn't you agree?

Completely agree with this. Too many guys on this board trying to shame other mongers because they think they tip too high. You get what you pay for in life. Let the rest of us tip what we think is fair. It's not a necessity to get a massage. If you can't afford it, maybe it's time to just stay home and jerk off.

**BikeZappa** · 03-13-20 07:22

Originally Posted by DownWind [View Original Post]

Tipping. You are asking these hardworking girls to be enthusiastic as soon as they see your old beatup face. You want them to laugh at your jokes, give you an exhausting massage, and all kinds of extras your wife won't do no matter how much you beg. You expect to paw on thier tits and act like you are turning them on. Try wrapping your mouth around the cardboard of an empty roll of toilet paper for a reference. Think about wrapping your lips around a piss smelling cock of a foul smelling old man and then, think about what a tip should be as you begrudge them. Come on guy, with all due respect, they are giving you what you want and your parting with something that gives them a meager existence. The more you tip the better the treatment the guy after you receives, and you as well the next visit. Just put yourselves in thier shoes and feel grateful you have options. We all need these ladies in our lives, wouldn't you agree?

Very well put.

**DimSum21** · 03-12-20 23:58

I think if I were to contract the virus, it's source wouldn't be the girls going to China (they'd already be done for a while ago) or being around other Chinese, but more likely fellow mongers, however many. They never clean these places, and even if they do, Lysol wipes isn't enough disinfect massage tables from the virus. It takes one guy, and the virus is on that cold moist table all day. The state is closing everything public down now and even with less people out, in this case mongers, menu will be more expensive, that and the virus, my two cents, it's just not a fun time.

**DownWind** · 03-12-20 20:28

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**OlGary** · 03-12-20 19:16

Originally Posted by Andir [View Original Post]

The view of a pregnant TT sucking on my wrapped peepee was so fantastic, I didn't last long. And when I came, she said 'I love you'.

She was essentially telling you that she just sucked your dick not only because she needed your 70 bucks, but because she really likes you.

**Spectator** · 03-12-20 18:40

10-20 people a day stick their face in the massage table face hole. More than a few of these places don't change the paper on the table, or don't even have paper on the table.

ALL of these places re-use the towel they cover you with at the beginning, on the flip, and after the deed while you get your head scratched.

These women rub naked people all day long with their bare hands.

Every thing that anyone has that's contagious, colds, flu's, or other crud is on that table, in that towel and that filthy you shaped face pillow.

I'm not skipping my massage because she's from Flushing or China, or because 5 other guys came in her mouth today.

Its the table that's the petri dish. And if you can't relax about Corona, Mary Palmer is always there.

**CbrRider** · 03-12-20 18:22

Went to apple spa recently. I've seen one of the girls that uses the name Lisa in the past but I'm pretty sure I saw another girl using the same name previously. Picked a girl whose name I forget because I thought she had big tits. It was all bra. What a letdown. Standard massage and finish. Nothing to write home about.

**OldtimerMa** · 03-12-20 16:43

Originally Posted by Trickster666 [View Original Post]

Called Body Zen and was told that Tingting doesn't work there anymore. That was fast! No surprise though. Low-key prostitutes don't like publicity.

They lied to you.

**EarlSandwich** · 03-12-20 15:47

Originally Posted by MScoresEasy [View Original Post]

Anyone going to a spa right now needs to have their head examined. These chicks go back and forth to China constantly.

You're giving hygiene advice to people who pay a premium to have unprotected sex with providers who have unprotected sex for a living.

**Yello Tail** · 03-12-20 12:40

Originally Posted by TwBone [View Original Post]

I agree they don't go back to China for years, as far as I know most of them taking breaks to Flushing, where there are tons of Chinese fresh off the boat. I will still be cautious when I visit these AMPs.

Some of the ones I used to see on a regular basis traveled to China annually, usually for Chinese New Year. Owners would bring in substitutes during those periods. And like you said, the places that rotate providers in this area come mostly from Flushing. Something to be somewhat concerned about is that the Chinese in Flushing see Chinese medical people when they are sick so if they had Corona-virus it may not get reported.

**Fuhgetaboudit** · 03-12-20 09:50

Anyone able to fill me in on whether the one provider at 3 Elm is a granny, or maybe an idea of her age range and if it is around 30's, 40's, 50's? Not looking for expanded menu anyway. This might be a good fairly local place to try out. Have known it existed. Just never bothered to go there before. The place is not posted about much. Maybe with the current climate, this might be a nice place to visit a good provider. Maybe if I am a new customer though, I might only get a good backrub. If that is the only service I receive then that would still make me content.

Originally Posted by Jay117 [View Original Post]

3 elm was closed a few days, but open again. There's only one provider, so if she can't be there, it's just not open. She's a good, attentive provider, but if you're looking for an expanded menu you probably want to be elsewhere (unless someone else has more info than me.).

**NoLogic** · 03-12-20 06:03

I think a lot of people are forgetting that they banned flights in and out of China about a month ago and the incubation period of getting sick with Corona is 2 weeks so if a provider did go and made it out in time she would know for sure if she was sick already and seeing that these woman stay in the parlor all day and only come across a hand full of people compared to us that are in public all day I feel safer being in a AMP than I do going shopping. People are starting to loose their minds like buying up all the toilet paper for some reason.

Like the other gentlemen said, If your nervous just go to the AMP's your familiar with.