Massage Parlor Reports

[LookingForLefty]

I don't know where you all know her from, but, for some reason she reminds me of a sad wookie. I guess in the dark anything can be attractive.

I think a lot of guys go in with their AMP goggles on. Once they pay they talk themselves into thinking the women are better than what they really area. For those wanting something more exotic go the the Chicago board and search. Seek and you will find.

Going to one of my fav AMPs tonight or tomorrow night. Going to see how they are handling the pandemic scare. When in doubt. Don't. Some of these places are not sanitized. Usually they are OCD on cleanliness but ones that are low volume have to cut corners. Older unattractive women with bad teeth are often working these places.

Helping one gal get her taxes done. None of these places show a profit. Many only report credit card sales. Got to show them they can't lose too much money or it will trigger an audit. Some the girls get a W2 and others are considered contractors and get a 1099. Paying with cash will always get you better service than trying to get airline miles on your credit card. If you do use a CC it will have a business with an different name in case someone noisy is looking. Another tip is that often the girls are the same and the names change. Some will use one name for a group of clients and use another name for another set. Often up to 5 names. Never their real Asian name. A good place to spot AMP ladies is at Costco, Aldi or Walmart. They buy a lot of supplies in bulk. From water to tissues. Usually the manasans. Girls don't drive. Some live at the spa, others live at the mamasans home, or a safehouse / apt. They highly discourage the girls from dating outside the spa, but some really want to see what Milwaukee or Chicago is all about. Its hard for them to take a day off because if they get busy, then they have to be ready to take an Uber to work. Don't fall in love. You will never be at ease with what they do. Communication is an issue. Religion is an issue. Availability is an issue. Only guys I know who are happy are those who have retired bar girls they met overseas.

[JTaylor8415]

How? She does look like a knockout based on her website / FB profile.

Match.com is affordable. Filipino woman in Brown Deer -50-51 hot. Lisa Marie's sister is often on Match. I'm sure she likes to have fun.

I've learned a lot about the AMP business and like any business owner, they like to talk shop, not sex. Like any woman, the more they talk and you look them in the eye and listen, ask questions, give compliments, when they are done they are horny. Women like a guy who listens and doesn't talk. Women like a guy who seems interested in them and not sex.

You would not believe how many times I suffered from ED the first time I had a woman over to my house. They never held it against me and would come back and try again until it worked. Giving them good DATY will also get them coming back.

One of my go to girls will not charge me if I can't get it up. She guarantees I will come. Hell I skip the viagra with her because she usually gets the job done.

As for FS. Geisha in Madison is a solid play. Honestly though, I don't care much for stripper type girls in a brothel. Not driving to Madison to by milk when I have a cow at home.

Been to both shops on the 70th and 71st and north. Basic massage and HE. At least that was my experience. But I would only go when my favorite was working. She would text if she was working.

If someone wants a good medical massage, totally legit, open minded, there is a real knockout in Oconomowoc. I hear she is remodeling right now but will be back open soon. Ascension. Good reviews.

[ShyGuyTwoPly]

4-6, 65 lbs. HE only. Met last week in Chicago. Tiny hands were cool. Would have loved to try FS. Has a boyfriend. Haven't seen Neshea in Milwaukee in awhile. Another AA woman but larger with big tits. She did outcalls only. Everything was on the menu but I could not afford anything more than a topless HE. Normal AMP pricing, but beyond that it was high end escort pricing -- not doing that. She has a baby daddy and some baby damage.

Hey dude, would really love to see that tiny AMP. Would you on some details?

[BigMilwaukee]

I don't know where you all know her from, but, for some reason she reminds me of a sad wookie. I guess in the dark anything can be attractive.

I'm sure if you have been around long enough you have seen her from a couple of years ago. I saw some reviews making her sound like a young unicorn. 35-40 years old, are you serious? Dim lights huh. Hang around Walmart long enough you will find someone you know. Not sure what she does or where now.

[LookingForLefty]

I'm sure if you have been around long enough you have seen her from a couple of years ago. I saw some reviews making her sound like a young unicorn. 35-40 years old, are you serious? Dim lights huh. Hang around Walmart long enough you will find someone you know. Not sure what she does or where now.

[Mke Player]

I would be interested in the medical massage. PLEASE send me any info. In private. Thanks man.

A simple google search on Ascension massage oconomowoc will get you what you need to know, I think.

[Wonderworm]

https://milwaukee.rubratings.com/155333

She was nice. Massage was average though. I was expecting it to be better but her other services were better. Nice lubed HJ then led to BBBJ. Put on cover, started mish, then doggy and finished CG. Very nice clean pussy. Didn't ask for DATY but should've. She has baby dmg but nice body in general for a lady in her 30's. Was a good experience. She can be social as long as you are. I wouldn't repeat cause I can get better service elsewhere but do recommend trying her out.

Saw.

Saw her last week. Should have believed the bad reviews on her. Lame massage, absolutely no tease, and very short. Right to jackhammer on the flip. Would not BJ. COMPLETE WASTE OF MONEY!

[GetSomeNow17]

Match.com is affordable. Filipino woman in Brown Deer -50-51 hot. Lisa Marie's sister is often on Match. I'm sure she likes to have fun.

I've learned a lot about the AMP business and like any business owner, they like to talk shop, not sex. Like any woman, the more they talk and you look them in the eye and listen, ask questions, give compliments, when they are done they are horny. Women like a guy who listens and doesn't talk. Women like a guy who seems interested in them and not sex.

You would not believe how many times I suffered from ED the first time I had a woman over to my house. They never held it against me and would come back and try again until it worked. Giving them good DATY will also get them coming back.

One of my go to girls will not charge me if I can't get it up. She guarantees I will come. Hell I skip the viagra with her because she usually gets the job done.

As for FS. Geisha in Madison is a solid play. Honestly though, I don't care much for stripper type girls in a brothel. Not driving to Madison to by milk when I have a cow at home.

Been to both shops on the 70th and 71st and north. Basic massage and HE. At least that was my experience. But I would only go when my favorite was working. She would text if she was working.

If someone wants a good medical massage, totally legit, open minded, there is a real knockout in Oconomowoc. I hear she is remodeling right now but will be back open soon. Ascension. Good reviews.

I would be interested in the medical massage. PLEASE send me any info. In private. Thanks man.

[GetSomeNow17]

Hey guys. Has anyone been to this place before? Looking for a new place to go, want a good massage with HE. Nice younger lady Possible FIV or she can finger me. Any info would be super. Thanks.

To answer my own question don't GO HERE! The place is SS. I told her it was ok, she said I can't touch you there But I can give you a prostate massage. Go figure! Asked for a medium massage got soft I should have said go harder but didn't. I won't go back!!

[LookingForLefty]

Match.com is affordable. Filipino woman in Brown Deer -50-51 hot. Lisa Marie's sister is often on Match. I'm sure she likes to have fun.

I've learned a lot about the AMP business and like any business owner, they like to talk shop, not sex. Like any woman, the more they talk and you look them in the eye and listen, ask questions, give compliments, when they are done they are horny. Women like a guy who listens and doesn't talk. Women like a guy who seems interested in them and not sex.

You would not believe how many times I suffered from ED the first time I had a woman over to my house. They never held it against me and would come back and try again until it worked. Giving them good DATY will also get them coming back.

One of my go to girls will not charge me if I can't get it up. She guarantees I will come. Hell I skip the viagra with her because she usually gets the job done.

As for FS. Geisha in Madison is a solid play. Honestly though, I don't care much for stripper type girls in a brothel. Not driving to Madison to by milk when I have a cow at home.

Been to both shops on the 70th and 71st and north. Basic massage and HE. At least that was my experience. But I would only go when my favorite was working. She would text if she was working.

If someone wants a good medical massage, totally legit, open minded, there is a real knockout in Oconomowoc. I hear she is remodeling right now but will be back open soon. Ascension. Good reviews.

[WhoDathay]

Hey guys. Has anyone been to this place before? Looking for a new place to go, want a good massage with HE. Nice younger lady Possible FIV or she can finger me. Any info would be super. Thanks.

Based on my 2 visits (not real recent) and what you'll find both here and in rubmaps, no, not a reliable HE experience. Mine was SS. In fact there was a sign posted in the room at the time, it said no touching the help.

[OldGuy414]

The only place I know who has FS is in Madison WI. Go to the geisha house. Heard they were good, but they make you take a shower there before you start anything. Good luck guys.

I am glad they "make" you take a shower, that way the guy who was there before you may have been clean. Highly recommend this place, you get to choose from 1 to 4 ladies, service is great, and most of the gals are 7 to 10's.

[GetSomeNow17]

Hey guys. Has anyone been to this place before? Looking for a new place to go, want a good massage with HE. Nice younger lady Possible FIV or she can finger me. Any info would be super. Thanks.

[GetSomeNow17]

Full service. I know there are in the Chicago area. But don't know of any in Wisconsin. I'm sure there is. Any woman can be screwed when the time is right. I've gotten FS mostly from independent MTs. But they had an agenda too, they wanted screwed. I'd ask later why, and they would just say they felt horny today. For Chicago I would check the RubMaps app.

If you want good full service visit the spa off I 69 in Charlotte, MI. Plan an overnight stay because you will want to go back the next day. Otherwise you need to go to Miami, Dallas, Houston, Austin, Atlanta, Los Angeles, or Vegas to name a few.

The smallest AMP? Hard to say. But for FS they were all larger ones with several women working. I was in Kentucky once and the mamasan gave me a tour. They occupied 3 spaces in a strip mall. One for the AMP. One was a closed beauty shop but it was for the girls to get all dolled up and it has a massive collection of sexy dresses. They were all size zero or one. The space was the dorm and each girl has her own bed. Couple of cats wandering about. Their was a kitchen with full facilities for meal prep. Mamasan had an office with a bed along with a small dog for a pet. There was a treadmill for exercise and one girl was on it because she gained weight. There was table shower. Not waiting room. I like that. No one wants to sit in the waiting room of shame. They had a laundry room. This one the girls had to share in the housekeeping chores. I was in one in Mississippi that has a laundry girl and a shower girl. Shower girl just gives a table shower and fluffs you cock a little so you are ready to get started earlier. I asked mamasan if I could have the laundry girl. Older woman, a bit ordinary, and crooked teeth. Mamasan complied and this woman was just as nervous as hell. But it was fun anyway. I think she was flattered I picked her over the 20 something spinners. Just wonder how many guys request the laundry girl? Like when you go to a strip club, the bartender always looks better than the dancers. Seems when I go to an AMP, the other girls always look prettier when I leave than when I walk in. Always looking for the unicorn.

The only place I know who has FS is in Madison WI. Go to the geisha house. Heard they were good, but they make you take a shower there before you start anything. Good luck guys.

[AsiaPhileJake1]

You might remember her from one of the North Ave shops. Haven't seen her in a while. Guessing 55-65 years old. She was brown bagging it. Not sure if she is still active or has a real job.

She still has nice legs, maybe a nice body. Lefty you sure know where to find them. There is an older nice looking Vietnamese woman that works as a receptionist I see around every now and then. Very sexy body I'm hoping with further contact to break the ice more.